#treebarchive

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"Martyn is just a wonderful human being who I am very, very fond of."

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Treebark Duet

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Links:

Martyn AITA stream with Ren still considered as boyfriend and not an ex [1] [2]

Ren hand thumbnail on Martyn’s video of him ranking the hermits’ set up

Martyn watches clips of Ren singing on stream

Martyn’s chat convincing him to name a bot “Ren Bot”

Martyn: "Hey what's up guys welcome to my 3rd life alternate universe where Ren was the Hand and it was the Kingdom of the Saplings." Hey, had to happen sometime.

Ren: Martyn! I’m here to help you, man. Look, I’ve got an axe!

Ren almost drowning himself in a river to save Martyn’s items in RL

Martyn asking “who’s getting married” in response to Ren whining about the lack of lore in RL

Martyn liking Renchanting fanart on Twitter with no @ or relevant tags

It’s 2024 and they finally talked 🥺

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sigh. mock up.

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Rendog 🏳️‍🌈 #AllyForLife @/renthedog · 19/5/2026

Met up with Littlewoods today, love ya my dude! :D <3 RD

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LIFE SERIES 8!! @/treebaRPF · 19/5/2026

WHAT THE HELL THEIR LIPS ARE ACTUALLY TOUCHING?????? 😭😭😭😭

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# rpf-quarantine

the goddamn altar Today at 5:22pm

SO ABOUT THAT TWEET HUH.

😧5 😳5 🤨5 🏳️‍🌈5 ⁉️5

boiled frog 🐸 Today at 5:22pm

what is wrong with them WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM :tnttreebark: :homophobicdog: :headinhands:

💀💀 RED WINTER IS COMING 💀💀 Today at 5:23pm

@/everyone @/treebark we got a real life kiss. not a joke. really not a joke

😃2 ⁉️2

Child Of Treebarpf Today at 5:23pm

I JUST GOT OUT OF CLASS I ALMOST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

😭3

sexy velma miniskirt Today at 5:24pm

they lost control and had a consensual workplace relationship

⭐️6

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it’s so quiet after kissgate…

#kissgate #treebark #treebarpf #trafficshipping #IDK IS IT SHIPPING IF THEY DID IT THEMSELVES??

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wait is ren supposed to stream tonight?? i hope his mods are ready…

#rendog #kissgate #I CANT BELEIVE THIS IS REAL #rendog do you have anything to say. anything to say at all.

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WAIT CHECK THE DATE. DID HE. DID HE POST IT ON THE FIVE YEAR ANNI OF THE ALTAR EP

#rendog #inthelittlewood #treebark #UNBELIEVABLE I HATEEEE THEM

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# liveblogging

sexy velma miniskirt Today at 9:01pm

stream time guys

the goddamn altar Today at 9:03pm

hold me hand… im so not ready

🤝10

sexy velma miniskirt Today at 9:14pm

. wgat

broken axe Today at 9:14pm

HELLO???

boiled frog 🐸 Today at 9:14pm

THERES NO WAY HE SAID THAT. NO WAY AT ALL. NOT AFTER ALL OF THIS

sexy velma miniskirt Today at 9:14pm

we got classic treebark baited 😭😭😭😭😭

😭4

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Ren confirms his Minecraft character has a wife!

[Video]

Transcript:

Ren: Umm, well, just so you know, there’s a queen to my king, if you know what I’m saying. [Chuckles] And I imagine they have quite a happy marriage too. [Laughs] “Who’s the queen?” Err… haven’t thought about that, to be honest. She’s lost across the wastelands and it’s our mission to find and rescue her.

#rendog #clips #mcyt

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In The Fucking Trenches

#. #dear lord

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did martyn just reblog ship art

#of course he did

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ren and martyn could literally kiss in real life and ren still wouldn’t make his cubito in a canon relationship with martyn’s and gives his own cubito a paper doll of a “wife” that doesn’t have a name or a personality. this is my prediction for 2026

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Martyn stealing a Ren stamp and sending him mail on the Hermitcraft server.

[ From the 4/6/24 Hermitcraft Charity Stream ]

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Ren: I mean... at this rate I feel like it'll be much more fun trying to kill some people. Especially those greens—except for Martyn, obviously.

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Ren shows Martyn his Charizard skin for MCC

(thank you FluffyFun64 for clipping this!)

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Ren + False in Martyn's stream today.

(namemc spoilers under cut)

He's insane.

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"Been there. Am there."

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Freudian slip huh?

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For context: Martyn was trying to name all the soulbound pairs in Double Life for a question about the amount of members in that season on the Life Series quiz.

(Transcript below cut)

Martyn: Uh. Uhhh. God, wait, hold on. Hold on. God this music's making me too pumped up, hold on.

Change, change, change.

Right, let's try again. So: Me, Ren—No! Not me, Ren. (Martyn laughs) Me, Cleo.

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Martyn's full reaction to Ren's covers

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"Goddammit, Ren."

[Link to full clip]

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"We could've had IRL Renchanting. - I know, I'm a sad boy as well."

Martyn reading out a donation about Renchanting - Hermitcraft Charity Stream 4/6/24 (audio synced by me)

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The whole bit of Martyn, Ren, and Gem making friendship bracelets!

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Ren praising Martyn for helping create a nursery rhyme for his Misadventures SMP dungeon.

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Martyn: He saved the day, and that's all for that that that.

Cam: (at the same time) He looked at—She looked at the sheeps and they were pretty... wolly.

Ren: Martyn, this is why I need you in my life, you're the best. We need to seed—

Cam: (sarcastically) Yeah, thanks, man, I really appreciate that. Oh, sorry.

Ren: We need to seed that rhyme in the towns, right? So sometimes you walk into the town, you'll see a little kid like singing that rhyme. That's so good, Martyn!

[Martyn laughs]

Ren: Oh, it's so good! Yes!

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Ren naming his Minecraft pets after Martyn