#truly a mystery

[dear-ao3]

so y’all know that katya and i live together. we went to college together and now we have a whole real apartment together. and for some reason our parents don’t think we’re actually friends (admittedly they don’t know we met on tumblr but still) like it’s been several months of us being like hehe yeah we’re friends and they’re like but do you get along? you don’t hate eachother? your e good roommates?? like yes we are in fact real friends. we’re besties. why is this so hard to understand.

[the-bibrarian]

What is your Hogwarts house?

My hogwarts house is Transrights and its colours are 🏳️‍⚧️

[samanuntrakuls]

every day sam doesn’t burn her house down with her vast collection of lit candles is a blessing from god

[serapheseraphim]

You are EVIL and I HATE YOU

(Giving you anon hate king)

Wow……….. I’m honoured.

[washoepine]

Ready to fuck some shit up.

I realized that it had been a minute, *cough*a decade*cough*, that I had actually put the OG joys crew in a lineup. It's a little wild to think about how much has changed with specific things staying relatively the same. Respective years: 2023, 2013, and 2012.

[gay-otlc]

Guy who skips meals wondering why he is hungry all the time

[theonethatshidden]

Riddle me this batman, why do I feel like shit?

*Hasn't drynk water in 24 hours*

[abigail-pent]

it is absolutely amazing to me the number of dating app guys who have suggested we meet at the exact same bar. same one, every time. it's a fine place, don't get me wrong, and it's convenient for me, but I'm like.... wow am I just picking the same type of dude every time (shh @madtomedgar I know what you will say about this) or are the men of this city just singularly unimaginative!

[gbirrd]

me: ok deadline is in two days, we gotta get this work done then we can do whatever

my brain: OHEHEHEHEHE what if we drew CHARACTER

me:

me: YEAH I LOVE CHARACTER

[jjkeverlast]

tell me how i’m able to write 1.7k while sitting on my balcony but as soon as i am in my bed i can’t even write 200 words 😃

[cowcowwow]

DM!! Role for ability to combat the sleebiness check,,,

[mothras-in-my-belly]

'hmm why are my dreams so vivid and disturbing, it makes no sense', I say, as I read my usual 50k word bedtime story consisting of the most depraved dead dove shit I can possibly find on ao3

[snowyfrostshadows]

Thought I’d try drawing and coloring Luigi’s beast form today.

Not 100% sold on his belly fur being a different color or if I should have kept the whole body one specific color but; will admit it does look kinda nice.

Also, fun fact, I’ve been imagining his horns as being a sort of jade-like material.

Realistic? No, but cool as heck in my humble opinion. Plus, it lets him keep a bit of his signature color in his new form even if it’s not the same shade.  

[iverna]

My neighbour told me about how her adult son invited her to go see Barbie with him for her birthday. She's not particularly interested, it was 100% his idea and he's all about it. She told her daughter about it all confused like "why does he want to go see Barbie at all? He's a guy! He never played with Barbies!"

To which her daughter gave her a look and told her that he's not a little boy anymore and all the guys are very eager to see Barbie for... some reason.

At which point the penny dropped and now she's really not sure if she wants to go see it with her son.

[youreamonocoque]

"why do I need glasses?" I wonder as if I'm not lying in bed at 2am staring at my phone which is about an inch away from my face