#trying to get ppl on their side yadda yadda anyway

[skunkbrat]

⤳   @lordghira, ​​​​   asked:     ‹ so we're just... gonna roll the dice on this? ›

❝ Listen, Ah just want ta' make sure you're aware the, uh ... realities of the situation. This Gala's history ain't very pretty. There was a murder at one of 'em, actually, so, ––  well, anyway, all my shiny getups have been properly taken care of even in the midst of apocalyptic level craziness. Ah swear. ❞ A little singed. A little ripped. She's speaking optimistically, anyway. ❝ Point bein', it'd be fine. That die's comin' up snake eyes, least when you play with me. ❞ she says, a smile tugging on the corner of her lips as she takes a look at one of their pieces displayed on the rack closest her. ❝ –– If that's the good one. ❞ Beats her, her husband was the gambler, she just liked playing the role of good luck charm from time to time.

❝ If y'ain't the type to appreciate a little danger, Ah s'pose there's always Balenciaga ... figure they got the cash to burn, let a piece take a little risk bein' worn by a lady like myself. ❞ Her tone's a goading sort as she makes an effort to come across laissez-faire, idly surveying the details of the hanging garment.

[posebean]

fantasys your alkaloid‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️  ref sheet of alkaloid for my alkakurei fantasy au that i totally didnt abandon crazy:B here (notes abt world+magic system and other stuff on that post)

stuff abt their outfits and etc under read more

hiiro is fresh from his village baby boy left to go find his nii-san with only his clothes and a trusty satchel at his side- he just goes around looking for his nii-san and etcetc idk how long the gap is but he finds tatsumi and mayo and stays with them for some time and during that time tatsun gets him a coat because baby boy literally only has those and hes just been doing work for some guild (idk how to explain bc guilds require education but i guess tatsun pulled strings for him) so he has money to live while also looking for his nii-san and sometimes he has to go to cold places and one time he comes home after a job in a cold place and hes sick and tatsun is like hiiro-san please take this jacket with you :..) so now hiiro has a coat custom-made for him :3! he's good with elemental magic (the 5 core elements water wind fire earth plant) very versatile and a skilled little guy (not as talented as his nii-san but no one is as talented as nii-san!) anyways yadda yadda he gets a message or smth and is preparing to leave tatsun and mayo but (spoilers for meru fic) meru points him towards the town where everyone else is and yea he goes and finds his nii-san and now his goal has changed from find nii-san to convince nii-san to go back home but he befriends everyone else too and i think they do eventually go on some kind of adventure together maybe more the three younger ppl aira hiiro and kohaku

aira is a little silly fellow he dresses nicely (very inspired by fs2 but i cant stop looking at it and thinking damn he french colored......) and loves magic so much he admires all the grand mages and everyone in the upper echelons and loves watching other people cast spells and such unfortunately for him while he has a decently high innate talent, his control is God Awful which results in magic never going well for him- with no control at all, literally negative control, he can try to cast one spell and something completely different will be cast instead- and the skill level varies too it's literally just a roll of a dice for him if he tries to cast a simple flame spell he might end up flooding the room with a wall of water, it's that bad kkshfkj also he acts like he doesn't like it but he actually loves rabuhan-junior so much he secretly spoils the hamster named after him and rabuhan junior loves him back rabuhan-junior likes to sleep in his hat or on aira's head whenever kohaku goes out and leaves rabu-han junior with aira tatsun has very normal clothes bro dresses like a dad (did you know both of his fs have the same color palettes i didnt but using them as reference made me realize, anyways-) his clothes are very comfortable and easy to move around in, especially given his injury from [spoiler event here ]. he also has a cane and his injured leg has pain suppressor sigils and bandages wrapped all over it his leg isn't completely unusable like its not broken or anything its more like. a kind of necrosis like if you unwrapped it there would be a dark mark thats like icky and sometimes it flares up and hurts tatsun so much that he falls over and :( he found the cane one day in the catacomb (wonder who put it there) he added the begonia himself as a reminder of his sin... shiro is his little mouse familiar that he conjured with the help of kaname! she's a sweet little thing, often found sleeping on an open book on tatsumi's desk. she has the tatsumi-colored ears and legs because she was conjured up rather than a pact familiar. regarding magic tatsun is pretty average on both control and power, but that doesnt really matter because most of the spells he uses are passive spells more used for healing/doing work. he likes to garden and has a beautiful garden of all kinds of flowers at the chapel :) he just doesn't dare touch the flowers in the catacomb, because he knows someone else already takes care of those also that purple gem hanging around his neck is a gift from mayomayo it doesn't do anything and has no magic but tatsun still likes it :) mayomayo dresses in all dark colors because he believes that if he always dresses in dark colors no one will ever have to be bothered by seeing his existence he comes from a lineage that practices forbidden magic, not necessarily all dark but some of the more ... interesting spells . something happens in his past and he ends up leaving, taking with him his tome and well. proceeding to get chased by all kinds of monsters out in the wild because for some reason he just attracts all kinds of beasts poor guy magic-wise he does have the forbidden magic from his family but he more specializes in healing and curse removal- he doesn't dare do anything else for fear of (redacted). besides, maybe he'll one day be able to actually save somebody instead of hurting them, maybe his existence would be worth it some day. the ribbon in his hair (the green/teal one) is from tatsun :) he said mayo would look good in brighter colors and mayo disagreed so tatsun gave it to him and now its become part of his outfit and (i combust into a thousand bits ) also because of that mayo feels like he has to give tatsun something back so thats why he gives tatsumi a purple gem he had that used to hang from his spell tome anyways i still love this au very much and i hope you enjoyed now i will proceed to forget about it again /j i still really wanna write kohaku's fic and then maybe one last one for rinne-kun or smth because aghghj there's still so much that's not developed yet but (explodes)

[rayshippouuchiha]

Lovely void if I could but drop some of my woes on you... I just got diagnosed with stage 4 breast cancer that's already spread to my bones. It sucks. It FUCKING sucks. I haven't even got past 30 years on this planet and I've got so much to do still. But I've learned that I'm so damn lucky because I have a hell of a support system. Especially with my big brother and his wife. I love them so much idk what to do with myself some days. But this brings me to the thing that in my eyes is worse than a damned cancer diagnosis; my mother. I cut her out of my life a little more than a decade ago for many reasons; her love was conditional, she loves playing the victim, trotted me and my brother out like little dolls pretending we're allll just a big happy family after she walked out on our dad, yadda yadda yadda. But she hasn't spent those years respecting my boundaries, oh no. She would send guilt tripping letters, emails, gift packets etc try and control me through my dad until he passed, try and use any and every family member to get to me. Even said brother. It took his wife years to help him come to a healthy mindset and realize just how *toxic* she was to BOTH of us and for him to start pulling away. He gave her one chance after my niece was born and she blew it. Now with this cancer, I still very much do not want her in my life and probably won't ever. Because my brother, my SIL, have been running interference on my part from her.. *again* and she crossed a major line tonight that made my SIL *SOB*. I'm shaking.. I'm so angry and I just.. I just want her to. leave. me. ALONE. To stop maliciously insulting the ppl I love, to stop trying to divide the family so that there's *sides* to take about MY cancer diagnosis. I'm just so *exhausted*.

Anyways.. I just needed to get that out to a neutral party. Your writing is always so lovely and the vibes on tungler are so very nice and welcoming. Thank you for being so cool.❤️<3

Oh darling, there are no words to give that can express my sorrow to you. Just, I wish you peace and love and hope going forward.

I hate that you and your brother and SIL are having to deal with your mom on top of everything else.

Honestly? If she's causing this much harm, this much chaos? Block her numbers, get a goddamn restraining order, cut her avenues of access off at the knees. Maybe getting served will open up her eyes to the fact that you're done.

I'm glad I can be a little bit of a bright spot darling and again I wish you nothing but the best going forward.

[actualbird]

n/s//f///w text ahead and also so much stupid, get out while u can

context because god, all of this needs context or else you'll think im nuts (or, well, more nuts than you guys already surely think i am):

kay so on twitter i was talking with BecktheBeetle and ilong_musk about marius thirst and we somehow got to discussing subby marius. which! i am very much into and i replied with, and i quote "my problem is i want him subby for everybody but also i love luke subby for everybody as well. so i have to like...have a hierarchy. marius bottoms for all nxx except for luke, where suddenly his top vibes activate."

to which BecktheBeetle replied with "I’ll need this in a 1k word essay format complete with diagrams please" possibly in a facetious nature but i love writing 1k word things and making diagrams

which is why this post (probably the dumbest but also the funnest thing ive ever done) happened

my unholy nxx polycule sex hierarchy dynamics hc

wc: 1.5k (1.4k if not including flimsy context above to justify all this)

disclaimers: dont take this seriously. i didnt. definitely do not expect any character analysis rationale in this either, this is wholly just my own self indulgent preferences for the characters. also, this is mostly for the laughs and i feel the need to state the obvious that theres no hard and fast "rule" and definitely no "hierarchy" for how sex dynamics must work. switching is a thing, power isnt a requirement, and yadda yadda, pls dont take sex lessons from ppl online, especially not me, is what im tryna say

anyway, before i talk about bottoms or subs or sex in relation to the tot characters

i first have to explain to you a boardgame called Game Of The Generals

Game Of The Generals (GG) is a filipino board game and im so sorry i had to use it for this but it's the most fitting framework my brain could figure out and i Needed A Framework.

this boardgame is like chess in the sense that theres two sides and one side is tryna defeat a key piece (for GG, it's the flag) to win. unlike chess tho, the pieces have ranks, these ranks determine the pieces that piece can defeat, and the player can only see the ranks of their own pieces (thus necessitating a 3rd party called an adjutant (JUST REALIZED THATS BASICALLY AN ADJUDICATOR OMG, HI VYN) who is not on either side and whose purpose is just to check which piece wins when one piece goes into the box of another piece)

but the ranks r whats most important to this deranged ramble.

the picture above lists all 15 ranks (which i hope tumblr lets u see clearly). the ones at the top are the strongest and can eliminate everything under it EXCEPT when you get to the Private and Spy. the Spy is supposedly the strongest piece because it can defeat Literally Everything

except for the Private. which is the 2nd weakest piece on the board (1st weakest being the flag). it's horrendously weak but its wildcard power is that it is the ONLY PIECE OF ANOTHER RANK that can defeat the Spy.

i say "of another rank" because in GG, if two pieces of the same rank try to challenge each other, the one who attacks first is the one who wins. EDIT: WOKE UP IN A DAZE AND REALIZED I MISREMEMBERED THIS. IF TWO PIECES ATTACK, BOTH OF THEM ARE ELIMINATED. first strike wins only applies to flag vs flag. i can fix this still

got all that? cool. im now taking that list of GG ranks and pieces and condensing it and editing it for my terrible mission

LET ME BREAK THIS DOWN

"eliminate" in this sex ramble now becomes "im the one with the reins" which can either mean topping or being dominant cuz a person can totally have a dick in them and still be steering the show

the Private rank now has two special variants: "with rights" and "without" rights and this is in regards to how they can eliminate the Spy and i swear to god i'll explain that more in detail later, trust me. still, the original rule of "if two pieces of the same rank fight, the one who makes the first move eliminates the other" still applies even among these variants. so if Private Without Rights attacks first at Private With Rights, Private Without Rights eliminates the other

EDIT: so same rank actually means both ranks lose. so both Privates get eliminated. this can still work in my favor tho, trust me

note that for both Privates, i say that there is only the capability to eliminate the Spy. meaning that theres still a possibility they themselves can be eliminated by the Spy

i say this in the beginning of the post but i'll say it again: dont take this seriously. i certainly am not.

with these new pieces in place, i now put forth my hc via assigning a piece to each member of the nxx investigation team

from this alone, i think a good chunk of my thoughts are expressed, but lemme walk through them so you appreciate my hardship

mc is the most powerful. she can rail the hell outta everybody (including both privates but not always. but i'll get to that later) and they will say "thank you" with hearts in their eyes (and come just all over their body)

vyn and artem are in the middle of this insane sex sandwich with vyn just one star more powerful than artem. which means that vyn can bend artem over the desk in his dumbass minimalist study in his apartment but should mc want to give vyn the strap not even 5 minutes after that (or, hell, even during), hes happy to oblige.

marius and luke are at the bottom of the this horny power ladder and i realize, fuck, i rlly should have formatted the above image in a line but it's too late to turn back now. anyway, MARIUS AND LUKE ARE THE BOTTOMEST OF BOTTOMS, THE SUBBIEST OF SUBS. they are getting fucked and pushed around sexily so so much and are having a blast

to visualize, heres a chart. red arrows are the straightforward ones. the place where the red arrow originates from is The One Who Fucks and the place where the red arrow points to is The One Who Gets Fucked. orange lines are a bit more nuanced because i messed with the Private rank

but yea, thats it!

now that thats been said, i will explain wtf ive done with the Private rank

see, i wanted mc to be a Spy because while shes the most powerful, theres still one piece she can fall at the hands (or dick) of. and in my mind, the one she hands the reins over to easiest and happiest is Luke Pearce.

because i know in my heart that luke fucks like a one man demolition squad (linked is a meme visualizing this)

so i knew luke had to be a private. but then i go back to what i said that started this whole thing: i want luke to be the one getting fucked if hes with marius. but i also want marius to be a bottom, just not with luke where i want him to top. but i dont wanna rank marius higher because i think the brat doesnt deserve it (i say this affectionately) but i couldnt rank luke lower to be the flag cuz then thatd mean he loses the capability to top mc.

i was in a conundrum! i wanted all these things but the pieces of GG didnt allow me to do this!

so my solution is to deviate from GG a little bit

i split the Private rank into two variants to compensate how pathetic (affectionate, horny) i find marius von hagen to be while still keeping his dick advantage with luke.

see, when luke and marius (same rank) are going into the same square (//waggles eyebrows), i remind you about the rule concerning same ranked pieces facing off: the one who attacks first eliminates the other. and in my mind marius, more often than not, is the one pouncing on luke.

so by sheer virtue of speed caused impatient desperation and incessantly whorish vibes, marius wins.

EDIT: due to my oversight on same ranked pieces, the edited rationale is now that luke is bottoming physically but because of luke's inherent genuine tenderness present at all times, marius, even when topping, is still bottoming emotionally. at the end of the day tho after the Feels, marius still feels smug superior cuz at least He Made The Move First. which luke thinks is super dumb but he got great cummies out of it so fine. he'll let it pass. told ya i could make it work

OK LASTLY....LASTLY....THE LAST THING I HAVE TO EXPLAIN: the whole "capability" thing i invented for the Private variants

luke, a Private With Rights, gets to top mc basically whenever she wants him to. which is probably more of a service top situation but from time to time she Does wanna have a go with Agent Raven and maybe play a very coy target he has to sexy threaten honeypot. when mc is not in the mood for luke going that route, luke always surrenders because for him, it is an absolute joy

marius, a Private Without Rights, is submitting because he wants to and enjoys it but also he makes it such an Ordeal. if luke is obedient even if he really really wants to come and always says "please" like a good boy, marius is Not That.

marius is whining, marius is on purpose riling people up cuz it's gonna get him one hard fucking, marius is misbehaving so that somebody will set him straight (ha! as if!)

so mc is kjsdfkJBKJ NOT GIVING HIM THE SATISFACTION SO EASILY!! hes such a brat!!! so he has a much more difficult time winning in the whole rank business because shes being rightfully stubborn against him being Like That

however, she will give him a reward if he earns it

and the process of earning it is just a long grocery list of being everybody else's boytoy for a Long While.

im suddenly now angry because i designed all this to put marius at a disadvantage but......if hes getting fucked on the reg by the team, hes winning anyway. i was tricked. fooled. BAMBOOZLED!

curse you, marius von hagen!!!!!!!!!!

[saturnsstufff]

Saturn omfg I had written like half a fucking page on this fic I was planning on writing and I wanted your opinion if it would be good or nah since you are more superior and smarter then me and it fucking deleted itself I’m gonna fucking cry and jump off of a bridge I HAD WRITTEN OUT LIKE 3 PLOT IDEAS IN DETALE FUCK ME

So anyways here’s the short version

It’s like Dsmp/kinda origins SCP AU so everyone is either an SCP or a researcher (the ppl who work with the SCPs idk how much you know about this) n basically I need your opinion on if this is a good idea n if so which “plot” or like idea is the best

(Little thing to note I like to imagine there’s like a common room or smt that’s like the outside world but ofc it’s inside and heavily monitored but if they obey to the researchers n shit n show that they’re not gonna start fights n shit they’re allowed in it and it’s like a place where they can hang out n shit)

Either 1 Tommy’s a new SCP and he’s bitching n all that but eventually he befriends everyone n he swears to break them out yadda yadda (I had written so much about this I wanna cry)

Or 2 Tommy’s still new but Wilbur is also new but a researcher who’s been assigned to Tommy n they hate each other at first but then form a brotherly bond n Wilbur is the one who swears to break him and the others out bc he sees how miserable they are

Or 3 it’s an x reader kinda thing where reader is new and is pretty reserved and has their gard up n all they wanna do is break out but eventually they warm up to the others n they try and escape. Idk if I’m good at writing x reader n if I did I’d have to decide what kinda SCP they are n I’d probs just make em a griffin hybrid since that’s what my oc/like character is so idk about it

I also plan on it being a fucktonna angst n I’d also wanna write in Michel, like Tubbo n Ranboo found him walking around in the common room thing n them both just instantly falling in love with him n being extremely protective over him (could throw in some angst about the researchers taking Michel to research or smt n Tubbo n Ranboo trying to fight them or smt cus they don’t wanna leave their kid idk)

I also rlly wanna write in Kristen as like a researcher who falls in love with Phil just as a little wholesome side thing or that she’s also a bird hybrid n they’re kept in the same cell bc they were found together n they act as like everyone’s parents lol idk I just miss Mumza what can I say

So yeah pls give me your opinion on this lmao and while I’m at it can I be 🪲-anon (bug/bettle if you can’t see it) I’ve sent some things on anon before soo yeah lmao I’m sorry I’m so fucking tired writing this FUCKING TWICE took all my fucking energy and I didn’t have much to begin with

(also I know like nothing about SCP I’ve just watched a bit about some SCPs on YouTube and I follow @/starboyblue I think they’re called on tiktok n they make some SCP content so what I know is mostly from there lol and sorry for any spelling errors I’m tired as shit and English is my second language lol)

Ooh!! I like the ideas! I dont know what SCP is, but i get the general idea! Id say go with your gut!! Whatever your comfortable with. And welcome to the anons!!!

And your english is wonderful for a second language!!

[the-adhd-society]

Hey, I need some advice if you’ve got the time.

My parents are heavily against adhd meds (they want me to do like meditation and stuff) but nothings working. I’m a complete mess at school. I’m riddled with lack of focus and memory problems. My parents are “willing to talk to someone” but I really think that meds might be more helpful or at least worth a shot.

On top of that, I might being getting a job soon. It’s at a video game store I love and I’m really into games, so that’s exciting. Seeing as we know the owners pretty well, it’s highly likely that I’ll get the job. I want this, really badly, but I’m scared that adhd is going to come hit me like a truck.

I turned fourteen two weeks ago.

Many advice on holding retail jobs with adhd and asking for meds?

(I’m also autistic if that changes anything)

Thanks!

Apparently my draft didn't save. That's annoying. Good thing is wrote out my response..

So my answers really depend on why your parents are against the medication. From my experience parents usually are against meds for two ish main reasons..

1) they are uneducated and or are afraid of the stigma: they are afraid of the side effects or the idea that you will be dependent on it for life. Yadda yadda.

In this case i suggest looking up articles on adhd medication and the benefits and common misconceptions that parents have. At 14 you are past the age for major risks ( that i know of...i'm not a doctor) there are TONS of adhd parent groups and resources that you can direct them to so they can see how others have navigated this before.

I would say something along the lines of " hey parental units (mom dad whom ever). I know that we talked about medication before and I heard your concerns so I did some of my own research can I share with you what I found or send you the links ?

The other "camp" or mentality that parents often have is. "It's not really a problem" (denial).

They might say that you are exaggerating, just not trying hard enough, looking for excuses and just aren't trying.

With this one, it's really difficult but it might help to work with them. Or let them think you are working with them. Talk about where you are struggling, talk about the plans that you make to keep organized and where you need help. Talk to them about the best way that they can support you. Showing them that you are "trying" might help them to see that you need more help. Also showing them how much effort and thought you are putting In might help as well.

This could sound like " hey parental, I am trying to meditate like you mentioned. But I can't seems to keep my mind in one place while practicing what do i do ? "

Or " hey I am really struggling with getting all of my assignments done on time. This is what i tried in the past and this is what i am doing now, can you help me find a better way to be successful ? "

You can also just be really upfront and say " i am really struggling with ay and z, i have tried abc but it has not helped. I'm getting really stressed and worried that my grades are going to drop. It is upsetting because i will spend five hours trying to get one assignment done but i seem to get off track. I want to be successful and i know i am capable but i just can't get it all done"

Now i want to say straight up in some cultures and in some households, this type of conversation might be a lot. You might want to look for ppl with adhd from a similar background to see what they did. ( I'm very white and have had many conversations with people about how in their families this is taboo.) .

anyways. I also wanted to let you know that this entire situation is ableism. Just an fyi the fact that you can't get the medical treatment that you need.

I think it is important to talk about medication as a tool to be successful. It's not a cure all and it does have it's draw backs ( price, side effects etc). So don't get your hopes up if you try one drug and it doesn't work well on the first try

The person they are going to talk to do you know how they feel about medication ? Perhaps try and have a conversation with that person beforehand you can say something like. " i know my parents are looking to talk to you about medication, it's something that is really important to me, do you have 5-10 mims where we can talk about it so i can give you my perspective ?"

Obviously you probably might need to ask your parents for permission but just a suggestion. ( if it is someone from school i say go ahead and do it but idk who they are going to talk to).

Moving on to memory things:

I think you need to look at specifically what is the issue that you are having. Are you spending too much time on one assignment so you can't get others done ? Do you forget what is due when ? Do you not leave enough time to do the work so you are stuck cramming ?

Different issues call for different plans. I'd also talk to your case manager or disability person at your school. If you are in the u.s. you should have an IEP or a 504.

With online learning(and in general) you can ask for accommodations such as reducing the work load ( instead of answering 10 questions and writing 4 paragraphs, you do five questions amd two paragraphs)

You can ask for extended time for homework or to not get points off if it is late. There are many different things you can do. The point with homework and assignments is to show comprehension and mastery. If you are able to do that then the other requirements aren't as important. But that is something you amd your parents need to advocate for. And if theu are against bring up that it is just during thr pandemic.

This is what i did organization wise when i was on college.

I went through each of my classes and wrote down in my planner the home work for the entire semester (you might only be able to do it a week at a time) of when they were due ( in pencil).

I wrote down all of then due dates and reminders the week before they were due for larger projects. Then i had a very large desk calendar that i wrote all of my papers and tests on.

Before i would leave class i would write down in pen the homework for next time. (Again second time)

When i would go home i would wrote those assignments on a post it note so i knew what needed to be done for the day(third time). At NO POINT did i ever rely on my memory. I set up clear expectations of what i was going to work one for that day.

find what works for you. Maybe you need a small white board to write down your assignments for the day or week. Maybe you need to write it on a post it note before the end of class. You might need a mix of google calender and post it notes Figure out what works best for and then create a structure around it.

I also used a time app called productivity timer that can help with time blindness and i used another app to lock me out of apps.

In terms of retail. I have no idea friend. Lol.

Let me know if this helps and i would love if any younger people have suggestions.. Or parents. Or literally anyone.

[yibuo]

UMMM I would love to know what exactly happened with xnine too if you know??

i didn’t know how to answer this without hating on long danni but... that’s not possible when you’re talking about xnine

CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG IN ANY WAY @ DIMPLES AND CFANS

tldr ceo addicted to producing survival shows realizes boy group is incapable of feeding her fat rabbit because of her OWN mismanagement and throws them away (literally? probably not, maybe, idk)

HOLY SHIT THIS BECAME RLY LONG IM BEGGING KEEP READING TO WORK LO LOL LOL

long danni= wjjw company ceo

wjjw=company that xnine, xz, r1se, etc are under

huo mala: fat company rabbit that WILL give u nightmares goodness gracious thinking about him sends chills down my spine

alright so long danni (ldn i will refer to her) & ee media along w/ tencent and sm made the survival show x-fire... the premise of xfire was that 16 contestants split into two different teams (white and red) and then at the end it would boil down to each team having 4 members and the winning team would debut as a group called xfire...but wait...the group’s name is xnine? so out of red team (peng chuyue, baishu, xiao zhan, xia zhiguang) and white team(wu jiacheng, gu jiacheng, zhao lei, and guo zifan) white team won...and they unofficially debuted as xfire..went abroad to train yadda yadda yadda and then a few months later, TELL ME WHY LONG DANNI DECIDES TO RELEASE POLLS TO LET FANS VOTE IN 5 MEMBERS INTO XFIRE TO CREATE XNINE! ldn PLEASE if u wanted to rig the show you should’ve decided in the beginning what was the point of making the teams and the fans fight against each other...

so yeah xz and crew weren’t actually supposed to debut according to show rules...i mean i’m glad they debuted obviously bc x9 is x9 but ee media and frickin ldn couldve handled this better...like every member except chen molerat is amazing and great but....WHY DIDNT MaNAGEMENT NOT BLATANTLY RIG THEM INTO THE GROUP

but also thank u ldn for also letting us get to know the 4 guys who were added n not chen molerat <3 but like DO UR JOB PROPERLY

anyway the polls were RIGGED obviously thanks ldn what did u expect out of making POLLS, and xiao zhan, peng chuyue, xia zhiguang, yan xujia, and chen z*** were added to the group to create xnine...talk about rigged when chen z*** the molerat lookin turdface misogynist was added... anyway at the time he wasnt known to be problematic but ya the whole rigging thing caused a whole rift esp when x9 debuted bc there were fanwars and death threats initially but xfire did well because it was one of the (if not only) survival shows at that time and x9 debuted w/ a good response etc

then they got moved to wjjw (still owned by ldn thanks ldn) and wjjw is known for hoarding artists and not promoting them (THEY HAVE LIKE 45 ARTISTS BUT WERE FORMED 3 YEARS AGO MAKE IT MAKE SENSE) and not being promoted properly was EXACTLY what happened to xnine. as idols what they needed was music promotions, variety shows, etc stuff to get them as people out there but this genius ldn decided to promote them through stupid zodiac dramas like super star academy (to promote xfire finalists) and oh my emperor (which was an xnine drama). now i haven’t watched OME, but SSA gave me enough brain rot and gunk for me to not watch OME. (the only person who could act was baishu), and the story was SO BAD. nevermind the acting, because the boys weren’t initially slated to be actors, but the story was horrible, girl without superpowers suddenly becomes white cult goddess at the end??? WHAT???????? why didn’t ldn just promote them normally !!!!!! are they an actor group or an idol group???? I LOVE XNINE, THEY ARE TALENTED ARTISTS !!!! and eventually some went into acting (xz, guo zifan, gu jiacheng) BUT WAS THAT THE TIME DLFNJNF and then they just kept getting sent into random dramas and movies as random side characters instead of being able to make music and promote????? i’m sorry i’ve been stuck on using dramas to promote x9 for a while because that’s such a SILLY IDEA *vigorously shakes head* 

ldn knows how to do survival shows but she doesn’t know how to promote her artists thanks ldn. xnine has so much talented, we know xiao zhan is a great singer, but other main vocalists like wu jiacheng, zhao lei, and peng chuyue are amazing as welll, here’s me plugging this video of zl and pcy performing their self-written song on produce camp because it’s the most beautiful thing ever

-oh yeah somewhere in here insert chen molerat getting outed as a pedo misogynist cheater by his gf who still has the audacity to have xnine in his weibo name because xnine starting to get popular gtfo rat lookin ass i WILL barf, when we say ot8 xnine we mean xnine w/o chen toadratass but sometimes ppl think it’s xnine minus xz which is untrue-

they also have talented rappers (gu jiacheng yan xujia) and dancers (xia zhiguang guo zifan) like xia zhiguang can end me with his spinning flying kick thing and i WILL let him 

so YEAH !! TALENT that went to waste because wjjw gave them weird random hiatuses and kept pushing them as actors??? seriously what is with this actor stuff...so that’s why they debuted in 2016 and have very little discography to their name because wjjw just gave up...trying to promote them GOD thank u so much ldn for ur incomptency <3333 xnine had members in diff stages of life (ranging from xz who was born in 91, to yan xujia born in 2001, they were all close tho soo cute) and wjjw really was like nope we’re not gonna try to promote yall’s dreams of becoming singers on the stage because they couldn’t add 34783473 pounds to fat huo mala’s weight

so ya a lot of people are like omg wjjw hates xiao zhan!!! ya no they hate all of xnine but now xz is bringing enough money to make huo mala even fatter so good for huo mala i guess /s

also rumors and any bad media? lol wjjw doesn’t care they do a shit job at handling bad things too WHAT A WELLROUNDED COMPANY

OH ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THYE HAD 3 DAYS TO PREPARE FOR A CONCERT???????????? WHAT????????? wjjw u mfs

anyway to summarize my rants above wjjw did  a SHIT job of promoting xnine as idols when the boys worked so hard and wjjw kept tryna push them to acting bye (some of them can’t act and literally don’t WANT TO ACT HHHSFLNF), wjjw is also horrible at letting all of the xnine members shine when as i mentioned before, they’re ALL TALENTED!!!! and then they just gave up on xnine somewhere in 2017-2018... ok anyway so is xnine disbanded? no although some may say their last concert in dec 2018 was their last concert ever they’re not disbanded

xiao zhan , gu jiacheng, and guo zifan went into acting

wu jiachang is focusing on his music etc (he was actually the first member of xnine i came across when i watched the collaboration/cyzj in 2018...yes carats this is That wu jiacheng!!!) MAN CAN SING

peng chuyue, zhao lei, xia zhiguang, yan xujia all went on produce camp 2019 (aNOTHER SURVIVAL SHOW BC THEY WANTED TO BE ON THE MF STAGE BC THATS WHY THEYRE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE WJJW) along w/ fellow labelmates zhou zhennan and zhai xiao wen ... and everyone but peng chuyue made it to the final 11 spots and got to debut in the group r1se...UNFORTUNATELY ALSO UNDER WJJW HELP SEND HELP

if they’re in r1se does that mean they quit xnine? no! they’re in both that’s just how survival shows work it’s kind of weird

peng chuyue recently released a song and it’s really good and you can’t not tell me that it’s gay here it is

anyway xnine hasn’t disbanded!! the X玖少年团 (xnine) in the non-r1se members’ weibo names say that loud n clear!!! and when the r1se members from xnine won produce camp 2019, they all made xnine signs SO XNINE IS ALIVE and they do keep in contact!!

why haven’t we seen blatant public interactions btwen xiao zhan and the xnine members? because some frickin annoying xz solo stans/xfx claim that the other members use xz for popularity (HELLO??????? IN WHAT WORLD DOES THAT MAKE SENSE HALF OF THEM R LITERALLY HIS KIDS BUT OK) 

anyway in conclusion wjjw doesn’t know how to promote any of their artists, thus screwing over xnine members and making them go on a group hiatus where they focus on acting/singing/r1se for r1se members but they are very much xnine as of now !!!

here’s some REALLY GOOD RESOURCES to follow xnine bc as an ifan it’s mf hard

-xnine slideshow

-xnine faq

-xnine eng sub channel by yuer

-all of that content i listed above was made/subbed by one person and she is the queen of uhh...xnine international fandom outreach (????) how do i word it but she’s been subbing and spreading xnine long before xiao zhan’s popularity skyrocketed so go follow her for updates and memes here

-xnine intl fanbase twt and tumblr

-and here’s this twt account with dumb pics of xnine because why not

also i’m pretty sure there’s a wip video explaining x9′s history being created (by yuer because queen) so when that’s posted i’ll rb this and post it here

also here’s this video dragging wjjw

[1eos]

@zit​ wanted a roast of kihyun (no surprise) nd all i have to say is........KIBEBES RUN

so let’s address the elephant in the room.......HE HAS 5 SCORPIO PLACEMENTS!!!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!!! CERTIFIED CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! KIHYUN IS SICK IN THE HEAD GUARANTEED!!!!!!!!! nd he’s a clear water dominant which is just 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 

good things abt water doms: theyre creative.................theyre.........interesting? hard to think of compliments GAKGLAKLAKLG but scorpio dominant ppl tend to be passionate, hard working, charismatic yadda yadda but theyre also possessive, weird nd theyre super emotional but they pretend theyre not to save face even tho we f*cking see u

ugh nd then the scorpio sun/mercury/venus with a pisces moon. this is why kihyun is what yall like to call ‘savage’ which actually means HE’S MEAN AS HELL! i will never get over the video of  kihyun popping this bubble changkyun had on his finger just to ruin his day. that’s something ppl with a lot of scorpio placements do. 

but the gag is his pisces moon which means deep down inside his  emotional side is super sensitive nd super fragile which is part of the reason why he act all tough! that nd bc he’s short LMAO.  but anyways scorpios hate to show ‘weakness’ so even tho everything make him cry he pretend it doesnt but then he always saying mean shit nd when ppl get upset  he get upset. 

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE! 

element wise he’s lacking air nd fire? no air means its hard for u to be not emotional.....so like kihyun’s the type for everything to be a big deal he can’t argue w just the facts everything is abt what he ~feels~ nd no fire either makes u totally inexpressive or wayyyyy too over dramatic. 

sag mars..........UGH!!!!!!!!!!! sag mars ppl dont stay mad long but they do just love to be in the way nd to talk shit!!!!!!! btwn kihyuns sag mars nd scorpio mercury is just a f*cking shit talker!!!!!!!! everyone in monsta x should know to not fuck up  when kihyun’s looking bc he CAN nd WILL roast u

he has like 20 fixed placements. (look at the second chart with the letters at the top) fixed dominant ppl r stubborn nd stuck in their ways. somewhat crazy but in  a hot way ig 😐 he has no mutable or cardinal which means kihyun may not be a self starter but when he gets going NO ONE CAN STOP HIM. its kinda like when u missed the bus nd ur mom is asleep nd it take u 20 minutes to wake her up but when she’s up she’s gonna blow up something bc u missed the bus

overall kihyun’s chart is ABYSMAL! he has a stellium somewhere which makes him powerful but at what cost???????? at what fucking cost. oh yeah nd more proof to support my claims that kihyun has hands nd is bat shit crazy there’s a high chance he has a sun conjunct pluto thing going on nd that’s just.......lemme show u what ppl say abt it

KIHYUN CRAZY CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would kihyun try to beat ur ass? yes. will he win? who knows. anyways this is why that han sohee bitch was scared to dig up dirt on kihyun he has HANDS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blurglesmurfklaine]

Okay here we fucking go:

The Wedding Planner/The Wedding Ringer Klaine AU (HELLA AU do bear with me)

Blaine and Sebastian are getting married and they hire Kurt to be their wedding planner. What Blaine doesn’t know is that Sebastian sought Kurt specifically out because he also provides the service of hiring best men for guys who don’t have anyone to do it for them on the side. Except Sebastian doesn’t just need a best man. He doesn’t have any friends (bc he’s a dick or work or idk) and needs a total of six groomsmen (or grooms ppl idk) (including a best man) to match Blaine’s.

SO Kurt’s like “aight that’s a lot, idk if I can find that many, so we’re gonna tell Blaine that I’M your best man AND your wedding planner and we go way fucking back” and ofc Sebastian would be like “hell yeet” and Kurt brings in Finn, Puck, Sam, Mike, and Artie for the job BUT THEN

But then...

But then Kurt actually meets Blaine and has to do the majority of the planning with him (a la wedding singer (OH MY GOD THE CHRUCH TOnGUE SCENE)) and Kurt realizes he’s in love with Blaine BC SOULMATES OKAY

Ugh there would be brotherly furt scenes (and some Finchel lbr) bc I know who I am and Finn would be like “bruh, you clearly like Blaine” “He’s getting MARRIED” “yeah, to an ASSHOLE. You can’t let him go through with it” “you let Rachel get married to Jesse” “yeah and I regret it everyday” (ooooooh side plot, Rachel is part of Blaine’s wedding party don’t worry it’ll tie in to the main plot in a sec) and when Finn realizes Rachel’s part of Blaine’s wedding party they’re all like OH SHIT THIS COULD BE A PROBLEM aaaaaaand *CUE THE TENSION*

ANYWAYS Kurt tries to convince Sebastian to come clean about all of it before the wedding and Sebastian realizes Kurt’s in love with Blaine and is like “don’t bother showing up to the wedding” and there will probably be other dramatic elements that involve Kurt trying to talk Blaine out of getting married but not admitting his feelings yet yadda yadda

Kurt is sitting at home and is like “like HELL I’m not going to that wedding, I planned it I want to see my fucking masterpiece” and he shows up anyways and Sebastian’s like “you’re on THINNFUCKIN ICE BUDDY” and Kurt’s like whatever I’m just here to see the wedding (BET) and he accidentally walks into Finn and Rachel having an argument and Rachel just yells “If you had burst through those doors when they said speak now or forever hold peace, I would have gone with you!” or some shit like that and Kurt REALIZES and then at the ceremony the priest is like “Speak now or forever fold your peace”

And Kurt gives this big speech about how he’s in love with Blaine and fearlessly and forever bc again SouLMATES and they run away together anyways the reason I went on this tangent is bc Speak Now came on my Spotify and that would be the title of the story