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trans-ylvania · 2 years

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WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

#this was devastating to me #comparatives #ljg #tummyache man #jesus and mary

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sualne · 1 year

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kiss you in aroace, and we're both boys.

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #trafalgar law #lawlu #my art #described in alt text #me drawing luffy in orange and law in blue because its the aroace flag: im so smart (its also the canon colors but shh).#i had forgotten i had made these. when surviving a tummyache that day. this is about like. i wanted to like. explore aroace&aroace #relationships and how you're more likely to be affectionnate among fellows aros and aces because youve made it clear theres no intentions #behind it. like man. imagine a beautiful world when no one has to feel like they cant hold or kiss their homies because it's seen as #inherently romantic or sexual. also im still trying to figure out how to draw kisses and this was a good opportunity to try again.

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columboscreens · 1 year

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#columbo #season 1 #ransom for a dead man #when you finish your first bowl of chili and youre contemplating a second #second bowl of chili good. second bowl of chili filling #second bowl of chili also give tummyache.#much to consider

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featherboabear · 1 year

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me in the most excruciating abdominal pain known to humanity: They Call Me Doctor Worm. Good Morning How Are You I'm Doctor Worm. I'm Not A Real Doctor But I Am. A Real. Worm. I Am An Actual. Worm.

#tummyache survivor #pcoswarrior #trans man #if i dont get a hysterectomy at some point within the next 5 years im killing myself #they might be giants

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pikslasrce · 10 months

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analyzing the anons for that ask game like. who would type like this which one of my mutuals is this

#the first one is yael i could recognize that vocabhlary anywhere id recognize it blind also tummyache was a hint sjdjsg #the other one tho. we have the cigarette emoji. the 'man'. 'we dont share a lot of interests'#i have my theories . i think it might be petra petraaa was that youuu.. if it wasnt them then its another mutual which im suspecting also #piksla.txt

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jerrsterrr · 1 year

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c o n s u m e t h e y i p p e c o n f e t t i

i worry 4 u

#ask j #its future tummyache waiting to happen man #mmm microplastics #im reanimating just to stare as u consume my remains #why

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dutybcrne · 1 year

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Kae is quite capable of cooking, and does so very well times he does bring himself to. But very specifically only knows how to make the childhood meals he helped Adelinde make and things he aided her with during his stay at the Dawn Winery.

#hc; kaeya #//Anything else; don't expect him to get it right if at all #//Mans just maxed out his stats for childhood meals and dinner prep #//He will not actively learn to make anything else unless REALLY prompted; been that way for years #☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//He doesn't actually really cook for himself much anymore #//He just orders from the Good Hunter or forgets to get anything and survives off the fact that Jean sent Noelle to look after him #//Or Lisa happened to invite him for a tea break and he scarfed down every little pastry in sight bc he Just remembered he needs food #//V terrible habit of his; and he can't curb it no matter how many times he's pushed to #//Hence Jean sending Noelle after him #//Esp bc he deffo sent Noelle after her first with a hearty order of pancakes bc he's damn well SURE the woman only had coffee for breakfast #//He's right ofc; it's a wonder those two even function at all. Oh; wait; there IS a reason besides Noelle being a pillar for them #//Sometimes Lisa will be an absolute doll and strongarm both him AND JEan into a lunch/dinner with her to make sure they're both alright #//Anywho #//He genuinely does wish the Angel's Share would feature bar snacks; always gets an awful tummyache when he drinks on his off days #//Anytime he cooks; it's either bc he wanted to fix something up for the Traveler or for Klee #//Or he saw Albedo was goin overtime and mans decided to take care of his boi #//He'll be DAMNED if any of his people miss out on their mealtimes #//He's allowed to forget his own; but THEY are absolutely NOT #disordered eating tw #//Heck; nearly forgot to add that there #//On a lighter note; if he hears sb he likes say they have a favorite food; you can BET he will pull out all the stops to learn it #//Then proceed to practice and practice until it's nothing short of perfect #//Will deffo be tricky on him; but he will try his hardest. Will get exceedingly frustrated in the process bc Addie isn't there to help #//And he wouldn't Dare go back to the Winery for such personal business; esp not with Diluc back #//But for his person; he will do it best; no matter how much effort it takes. Then act like he totally nailed it on the first try #//Will actually take it v hard if someone pokes fun at his cooking; either attempts or things he does/can make #//Genuinely; he's v sensitive about it. And WILL hold a grudge; no matter who happens to have done it. Not even the traveler is safe

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babyadrianbat · 10 months

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on one hand I don't trust a man who is super into Napoleon, however I am a man super into learning about Napoleon because I think his life and personality is so fucking funny

#like he was an AWFUL person #but at the same time #he also ate the same “safe” meal everyday #but would eat it so fast he would get a tummyache #and lay on his bedroom rug until it went away #and he apparently fucked so good that his second wife who hated him actually began to like him #when he got mad at the russians #he would call the russian ambassador and yell at the poor guy until he got tired #also he was only french on a technicality so he was really the joke #what if an italian man was french

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sunshineram · 1 year

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yknow what, im sleepy and in the mood to dump my thoughts onto whatever poor souls decided to follow me [HUGE FUCKING DIABLO 4 SPOILERS UNDER CUT.] (also this will make absolutely zero sense if you havent played the game, sorry, continue at your own risk? also sorry for getting attached to a blizzard game 😔)

OKAY SO, in diablo 4s story, donan(character im very attached to) dies right? walts up to a pillar in hell and it fucking rips a hole in his stomach, yeah? okay but what if that didnt happen though :) IN MY BRAIN VERSION OF THE STORY, EITHER: the guy never approaches the hell pillars(that are a bunch of people. why the everloving fuck would you approach these things in the first place. my guy. my dude. you are in hell my friend, approach nothing.) in the first place! so no stomach hole for you my friend ! literally the only reason he needed to do that was to make it to where you imprison mephisto in the soulstone instead of lillith. thats literally it. JUST TALK YOU GUYS. GO "HEY YKNOW LILLITH IS A WEAK LITTLE BITCH I THINK I COULD KICK HER SHINS IN EASILY" AND THEN GO DO IT.

ORR: it doesnt kill him. lorath takes him out of hell and to a medic! tadaa story intact, everything goes on as it does! except of course when you get out of lilliths wild mind palace(tm) lorath and donan are gone(because yknow. medic? needing to live?? not leaving the poor man to bleed out while you spend god knows in spooky eyeball dimension???) and neyrelle(TOTALLY DIDNT FORGET HER NAME) is still freaking out cause well one of her friends got attacked?? hello???? and everything goes as the game does :) maybe add a little spice and have fuck what was her nPRAVA attack the manor or something yada yada blasphemy of the heighest whatever noone likes her

#sorry i am very tired and have a tummyache #how do i make this more fun #imagine ive kidnapped you and im gesturing wildly at a whiteboard while youre tied to a chair or something #also character reveal 👍 im unwell about this man #diablo 4 spoilers #i guess #not . adding this into the diablo 4 tag #or should i for people that have it blocked #diablo 4 #there :)#WHO KNOWS MAYBE ILL FIND OTHER PEOPLE ATTACHED TO THIS CHARACTER #HINT HINT IF YOU DO AND YOU SEE THIS HI #WAVING AT YOU WILDLY #YOURE UNSURE IF IM WAVING OR FLAILING WILDLY LIKE I GOT CAUGHT IN A SPIDER WEB

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missingn000 · 2 years

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#you ever get a really weird comment where youre just like. HUH?#and like you genuinely want to go into the mind of the commenter to see their thought process in writing it. like. what in the world #anyway im glad people seem to be liking this one!! i didnt realize so many people would read it so quickly im really in my feels over #the support ;__;#i should work on tpg 31 but...sxf...i need to write more about my wet noodle man....#love how he's introduced as a super cool spy only for us to very quickly learn hes just a wife guy who gets taken out by a single tummyache

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trans-ylvania · 2 years

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um. lesbians of all time.

#hayley williams #tummyache man

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quenthel · 5 months

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My god I missed my metro n it's night n I MIGHT miss the last bus home AND I don't have my Bluetooth earbuds this is hell this is hell

#quenthel special #im like so close to calling my dad to give me a lift home bc i have a SLIGHT tummyache #im so so so mad i left my earbuds at home man...

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local-dragonfly · 1 year

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messed up someone’s name so obviously this is cause for me going to hell

#the ocd man in my head is giving me a tummyache #mercurys orbit

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dodgebolts · 1 year

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i missed your valo blogging <3

HI SORRY :( I've still been watching matches where I can I'm just trying to wean myself off of social media since I'll be essentially working full-time this summer but I'm very much still valoposting when I can ^_^

#I wasn't logged in for fnatic's win but OHHH man let me tell you the tummyache I had during bind #I stopped watching came back half an hour later and map 2 was already over it was epic #ALSO IT'S BOASTER'S BIRTHDAY MY BOYYYYYYY #doesn't look a day over 23 he's much like George in the sense that his youthful personality translates to youthful looks ykyk #anyways #lyss answers #anon tag

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illlllillllli · 1 year

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ate a handful of broccoli to hopefully keep my guts alive

#grown man dies from tummyache more at 10

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999moreyears · 2 years

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just woke up didn't even go to the doctors =_= wtf man

#clem texts #I HAVE A HORRIBLE TUMMYACHE. <- ate a jelly donut #either way .. its fucked man #my mom needs to wake me up harder LOL... ik she shakes me but she needs to pour a cup of cold water on me like she did in elementry #it suprizingly works!#not fun but it works!!#spray bottles also work

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