#tunatinis

[starkravingcat]

Those holiday family feuds! Add a little Catnip Tunatini and all hell breaks loose 🙀🍸⛺️😼 Repost @memsele ・・・ It appears someone was over served. To be clear... the @starkravingcat pop up tent had my name on it and Bellini is a sloppy nipper.~ Martini 🍸 #christmassquabbles #tunatinis #starkravingcat #bellini #cats #gettourowntent #playtime #catsofinstagram #catsofig #catsofworld #catsofinsta #bestcats #siblings #meow . #srccattent #cattent #catniptunatini ⛺️😸⛺️ #StarkRavingCat: groovy toys, and big, pawsome cat tents in blue or orange 💙🧡 And adorable cat mats. Tents and cat mats available at our webshop and in our #etsyshop. See link in bio🐈 https://www.instagram.com/p/B6jEWjYFe7c/?igshid=1sl97u121umn0

[gekjegrijs]

Warming up for #fridaynightboxfoodpawty are ya’ll ready? We’ll be having Chicken wings, shrimp, a lot of Shushi and ofcourse the regular #tunatini Hope to see you there! Bring friends, the more the merrier . . . #cats #bestmeow #meowed #cat #catsofinstagram #photography #photo #mainecoon #photoofthedays #catphotography #siberiancat #siberia #catvideo #cats_of_world #cats_of_instagram #catsofig #bestmeow #photographer #thecatniptimes #instagram #instagood #instadaily #insta #nala_cat #catgag #siberiancatsofinstagram #siberian https://www.instagram.com/p/B7YyvJYhgfy/?igshid=hluw5brvfe4b

[dexterthetabby]

Caturday calls for watching TV and a few tunatinis 😸 #catsofinstagram #catsofig #instacat #igcat #cute #tabby #adorable #fluffy #citrusnation #excellent_cats #cat_features #topcatphoto #bestmeow #bestcats_oftheworld #flaffy101cats #catoftheday #meow_beauties #cutecatcrew #ilovemycat #igcutest_animals #igbest_cats #bestcataward #igmeows #club_of_cats #sundaykittyfeature #bestcatsclub #themeowdaily #featurecatmeows #weeklyfluff #l4l #catsofinstagram #catsofig #instacat #igcat #cute #tabby #adorable #fluffy #citrusnation #excellent_cats #cat_features #topcatphoto #bestmeow #bestcats_oftheworld #flaffy101cats #catoftheday #meow_beauties #cutecatcrew #ilovemycat #igcutest_animals #igbest_cats #bestcataward #igmeows #club_of_cats #sundaykittyfeature #bestcatsclub #themeowdaily #featurecatmeows #weeklyfluff https://www.instagram.com/p/CNN_UD-FJRF/?igshid=1f6vb1ocmsdhz

[wntrfell]

𝐎𝐇, 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄

Based on Nick Kroll and John Mulaney’s special on Netflix. NSFW themes present. Feel free to change wording/pronouns as you see fit!

❝ If you want to do a slice, we’ll get a slice. ❞

❝ I don’t care. I’m gonna get high before. ❞

❝ I’m the type of man you would catch at a party going through the coats.❞

❝ I was also once compared to a police sketch of this Central Park flasher.❞

❝ I am like, Raven-Symoné level upset that you did not get that job. ❞

❝ You know, I once had [name] pretend to be my own wife, in order to throw off the homicide detective’s timeline. ❞

❝ That guy is sick as a dick. ❞

❝ My father was my brother and that’s why we can’t go to lunch today. ❞

❝ Do you want to know why? Do you want to know why, [name]? Because I could not afford Adobe Photoshop! ❞  

❝ My baby. My chair baby. He killed you. ❞

❝ Is that the fucking end of the play? ❞

❝ Oh, waiter, I’ll have one more root beer, please. Man… ❞

❝ I’m just gonna flick the tip. ❞  

❝ OK. That made it a billion times worse right there. ❞

❝ Not in life or in the play ever, ever put your nail in between my nail. In my fingie meat. For real, don’t ever do that ever again, for real. ❞

❝ Treat a four like a six, and she’ll be grateful. ❞

❝ [name] can hardly get hard, so he must use a tongue depressor as a splint on his schvantz. ❞

❝ [name] is hung like a hotel painting, in that it’s crooked and has seen awful things. ❞

❝ We don’t have any money, and we’re gonna lose our apartment. ❞

❝ Watch out, raccoons, they’ll steal your food, but next thing you know, they’ll steal your heart. ❞

❝ You think if you OD’d tomorrow anyone would give a shit? ❞

❝ Every single person… in their own way… is ugly. ❞   

❝ When I realized card tricks were actually a trick, – I said, there must be no God. ❞

❝ I have to say that this actually, too much tuna for me. ❞

❝ There’s too much tuna on my tunatini, but his Martuna needs more tuna.❞

❝ Can’t believe we’re living on a park bench. ❞

❝ We could be living in the subway tunnel if you hadn’t blown it with the mole people. ❞

❝ I’ve met someone. She’s gorgeous. Simply glamorous. Her name is Lisa. She’s a raccoon. ❞

❝ We’re both eating the same piece of pizza from either side, kind of like Lady and the Tramp. ❞

❝ Disney is just a man in California, trying to freeze himself so he can outlive the Jews. ❞

❝ You’re like genuinely a poor man’s Steve Martin. ❞

❝ Remember when I directed that version of Bye Bye Birdie sponsored by Grindr called Bye Bi-Curious. ❞

❝ You know, she is becoming a Yoko between us. ❞

❝ It’s just, I’ve never had money before and I want some. ❞

❝ I’m on the floor. My blood sugar is crashing. Could you go get me a Ferrero Rocher chocolate? Or a Lindt Lindor truffle? My favorite flavor is blue. ❞

❝ Will you go to Long Island City, Queens, ’cause I won’t. ❞

❝ Look at that mop-looking motherfucker. ❞

❝ Did you just take a shit in your show corduroys? ❞

❝ I’m a Peter Pan. I don’t know when I’m gonna grow up or when I’m gonna go to the bathroom. ❞

❝ But you’re an immature idiot. ❞

❝ I lied to my best friend and I loved every second of it! ❞

❝ Is that what you wanted to hear, huh? You wanted to hear how fucked up I am inside?❞

❝ You go too big. You go too big. You’ve always gone too big. You would have embarrassed yourself. ❞

❝ Oh, you don’t need me at all, do you? Well, tell me, how does a toaster work? ❞

❝ Nobody else says it, but Shakespeare is a fucking hack, all right? ❞

❝ There’s no one out there for me. The world just passes me by. Like I have a clipboard for gay rights. ❞

❝ Oh, waiter, I’ll have… Well, I’ll have two more root beers, please. ❞

[insearchofprettythings]

Resting up for the kitties’ New Year’s Eve pawty. Who wants to join us in ringing in the new year?! ✨🎉🍾🐾😻 Louis is preparing the tunatinis, as we speak 😉😻🍸 https://ift.tt/2u13kUa

[olive-and-rye]

#tbt Too many #tunatinis, Olive... better eat something. 🍸🍸🍸🍸 martini hat by @ticketybootique 🍸🍸🍸 . . . . #oliveandryevids #catvideo #cute #cats #snapcat #funnycat #funnycatvideo #buzzfeedanimals #cute #oliveryefig #thedodo #weeklyfluff #catsofinstagram #tricorncats #9gag #meowed #martinihat https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwr1RV2F8hV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=q0zxh244iq52

[catpicturesnyc]

I think I had one too many #tunatinis at #charlis4thbdaypawty. #caturdaynitederpoff #tabby #meow#neko #instacute #instalike#pawtytime

I think I had one too many #tunatinis at #charlis4thbdaypawty. #caturdaynitederpoff #tabby #meow#neko #instacute #instalike#pawtytime https://www.instagram.com/p/BdoDR_pDxOH/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr #catpicturesnyc #GiftsforCats

[neoundbaloucat]

[Balou] Today it was beautiful day.☀️❣️😎 Now it's time to relax with a tunatini on the balcony. 🍸😋 Who wants to join me? 😽😊 . . . #cats #britishshorthair #britischkurzhaar #cutecat #kitty #kittylove #catlife #pleasantcats #instapet #instacat #fluffy #9gagcute #meow #meowsandwoofs #meow_beauties #cat_features #thedailykitten #magnificent_meowdels #kittylookbook #excellent_cats #excellent_kittens #bestcats_oftheworld #worldwide_meowdel #elegant_cats #balousfriends #topcatphoto #catmyboss #thedailykitten #kittens_today #meoowstuff @wewantcats @meowstagram @cats @pawsies.club (hier: Hamburg, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzBQlGSIIYT/?igshid=1b63mcwe3uq5r

[beard-n-bean-blog]

02/14/2017 Spent way too much time on this. Happy Valentine's Day, though.

[starkravingcat]

National Margarita Day today! 🍸🎉🍹If you can’t get a margarita, will a Catnip Tunatini do? Tamale wasn’t picky: she always bellied up to the bar. Whatever the reason... Monday, FriYay, Margarita Day... any excuse would do! 😺🍸🎉 Bottoms up, kittehs! #catniptunatini #nationalmargaritaday #mondaymotivation #mondaymood #margaritaday #tunatini 😺🍸😺🍸😺 #TamaleCEO and StarkRavingCat: hip toys, earrings, and gifts for cats and cat lovers, at #starkravingcat online and on Etsy, from #Austin #ATX #etsy #etsyshops 🎉 See link in bio🐈 #catgift #catgifts #catlovergift #catnipjoint #catnipjoints #angeltamale https://www.instagram.com/p/CLmnyzTJ76b/?igshid=1t8ifkvd2sy9o

[kimchang3]

Repost from @cats_of_instagram - ‪From @lilyandlunz: “30 second Meowtini?! 🍸 That sure went down easy! 😹 Tag your drinking buddies! 💚 Sound On! 🔊 #asmr‬ ‪Layla is drinking a Tunatini! 🍸🐟 Water mixed with tuna juice (no salt)” #twitterweek #catsofinstagram ‬ https://www.instagram.com/p/BxN5i3hAn-u/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=42yt91x97bh8

[gekjegrijs]

‘Let today be the start of something Catnip’ #positivitybyziytan . Did you see me running? Had to get some more Tunatini’s for the arriving guests 🍸💚 want nip . ~follow us for more daily #catspirational oneliners, empowerment and occasional small stories with a wink 😉 © @gekjegrijs . . #pretty #catsofinstagram #cats #coicommunity #animals #cutie #kawaii #instaat #猫 #petsagram #instacute #kittens #ilovemycat #cutecat #catlovers #weeklyfluff #냥스타그램 #buzzfeed #cuteness #cats_of_instagram #instapets #crazycatlady #katze #instakitty #catgram #котик #purr #قط https://www.instagram.com/p/B_FuYMBBcgF/?igshid=4bp3xq8xe4a3

[dexterthetabby]

I’ll take a tunatini, please 😸 #catsofinstagram #catsofig #instacat #igcat #cute #tabby #adorable #fluffy #citrusnation #excellent_cats #cat_features #topcatphoto #bestmeow #bestcats_oftheworld #flaffy101cats #catoftheday #meow_beauties #cutecatcrew #ilovemycat #igcutest_animals #igbest_cats #bestcataward #igmeows #club_of_cats #sundaykittyfeature #bestcatsclub #themeowdaily #featurecatmeows #weeklyfluff #l4l https://www.instagram.com/p/B8Riv_gAl06/?igshid=1rnmcfq5cvvb8

[macchacat]

My work here is done. Chores made simple with my @dyson Cyclone V10 Animal for all my lovely locks that I leave behind. Quick cleaning, more time for tunatinis. #ad https://ift.tt/2PUd09t

[insearchofprettythings]

Pondering what 2020 has in store for the kitties. Fingers crossed for more snacks and tunatinis. https://ift.tt/2MKKhE8

[worldnewsinpictures]

Badger is ready to be served...Happy. One Tunatini coming up! Seafood plate Roasted chicken And refreshing watermelon.... Do you have an opinion on this? Share it! HERE -> https://worldnewsinpictures.com/caturday #Badger #BadgerOne #BadgerOneTunatini #Roasted #RoastedShare #RoastedShareHERE #servedHappy #Tunatini #coming