#turtle mowing the lawn

[bluesgras]

sorry guys this stupid cat has taken over my brain

[cmdrfupa]

Family Day

  You’ve turned a house into a home and a home into a sanctuary for Choso. He never thought he’d be given the gift of parenthood or love, so he wants to say thank you on an important anniversary.

Sfw, cute Papa Choso x reader. Fluffy, cutesy, teeth-aching sweetness. Reader called Mama but mostly gn.

a/n: I’ve been watching turtles go into the ocean after hatching, and now I’m here. Idk how I got here but we are here so let’s smile about it 😭

Weekends were meant to rejuvenate and catch up on the hobbies you neglect during the week. Waking up just in time for brunch and pajamas all day until time to get out of the enclosure.

Weekends for Choso were meant to play battle ninja princess and make pasta because his daughters wanted it for literally any meal when you weren’t around to say otherwise. He cherished the busy days as much as the calm ones. Running across town to toy stores and the bakery was his rejuvenation today.

“Mama would want the sprinkles!”

“Yea! Sprinkles! With the cereal, too, papa!”

“Make it five!”

With an apologetic expression to the cashier on his face, Choso took his wallet out of his fanny pack while using his free hand to massage his energetic children's heads gently.

“I’m sorry. Would you please give me two of each specialty donut and a dozen matcha macarons? Oh! And if possible, one of your full-sized ube mango tarts?” The twins exchanged "thank yous" to the cashier as Choso picked up the boxes, placing them in the stroller's attached storage bag before heading home.

It wasn’t a lengthy walk home. The weather, however, proved pleasant enough to go a longer route. Early summer was always more forgiving. The blossoming trees shadowed the ground, reprieve from the hint of heat. A soft breeze carried the delicate fragrance of blossoms and mowed lawns that lingered as Choso glanced in both directions before joining the group on the crosswalk.

“Papa. What’s a tart?”

“It’s like a pie but with less crust and more tasty filling like berries or custard.” Choso focused on the pathway ahead while answering.

“Who’s gonna eat the obey tart you got?”

Choso chuckled. “Ube, birdie. And Mama likes it. It’s her favorite.”

Saturdays started with the inevitable cuddle mountain attack from Ani and Nori once they realized it was a no-school day. This promptly led to them dashing around the house as ‘Papa Kong’ chased them until breakfast was done. Perfected chaos.

On this Saturday, things were different. Choso, with the twins accompanying him, instructed you to stay in bed as he ran a few errands. You didn’t even try to protest. You nodded, turning over to go back to sleep for another hour.

While you enjoyed the morning of reading with the humming humidifier in the background, you began to miss the sound of your rowdy duo and patient husband.

When you first met Choso and a teen Yuji, weekends were filled with nothing but noise as Yuji had his 2 friends over often. The liveliness around the house reminds you of those days when you watched the three having the “Is a hot dog a sandwich” debate in your cute little apartment back then.

“We’re back!”

“Mama!”

The energetic war cries sliced through the silence, and you sat your book down. “Well, there my little birdies are! Where did you all go?”

“We went to eat pasta! And we went to the park! Papa took us to get sweets!” Nori stated as she sat beside you, wrestling with her shoes before pulling them off.

“yeah! We got mac’rns and donuts! Ones with berries and sprinkles!” Ani added, setting her small bag down before she climbed into your lap.

You looked to see Choso heading to the sunroom. Curious, you attempt to get up, but Ani traps you with a toothy smile on her cherub face.

“No, no, sorry! Papa said to keep you here until he finished uh… Preppering for you!”

“Preparing for me?”

They nodded in unison, snickering with glee.

The raven-haired girls tugged at your heartstrings with their sweet existence. Spitting image of their father with you being seen in their mannerisms and warm smiles. “What’s happening with you three, hmm?” The pair smiled at you as they spoke in hushed tones about the super secret Kamo party in what could only be described as the loudest whisper known to man.

While your children were talking to you about the squirrel they insist said hello to them, a very familiar knock was suddenly heard at the front door. “Be right back, birdies.”

The knocking persisted, and you knew exactly who it was the moment you saw the pink hair through the door's frosted glass.

“Yuji! What on earth are you doing in town?”

Yuji embraced you tightly, his bag falling to the floor as he practically picked you up, his boyish grin never fading.

“Cho called me! He said he wanted to get together soon. Though maybe I should’ve asked when…”

“Nonsense! Now is the perfect time. It's so good to see you.” You gave his cheek a slight pinch as he closed the door behind him.

He gave you another hug, this time squeezing you like he used to when he was younger. The familial warmth set in as he pulls away, looking at you. “You have no idea how happy I am to see you all. It's been forever”

“It has been. And your nieces are going to be thrilled to see you.” On cue, the twin girls ran into the foyer, screaming with excitement as they jumped onto Yuji.

“You two have certainly grown. You'll be bigger than Uncle soon! Must be eating your veggies, hm?” They giggled as he kneeled down to be at their level, his new tattoos being their point of interest with shock and awe.

A few minutes into your mini-reunion, Choso appeared at the foyer entrance.

“Little brother!” His tone was warm, and his eyes were shining. Choso went to Yuji, kissing his forehead before subjecting him to the most suffocating hug he could. “I’m glad you could make it!”

“Of course. I’ll never miss the chance to see you guys!”

Taking in the energy from his most beloved people, he settled his eyes on the twins “Birdies? Do you mind leading the way to the back?”

“Uncle Yu, come on!” They both took one of his hands, you and Choso following behind.

  “Choso? What’s all this about?” Most of them being a much younger version of yourself and Choso; curiosity sets in as you scan over the various Polaroids that trimmed the hallway.

One in particular with you, Choso, and Yuji, eating ube tartlets after your graduation, catching your eye.

“Just wanted to do something for our family to celebrate today,” his lips landed a peck at the corner of your mouth.

“I’ve forgotten a holiday? Oh hell, Cho-cho, I’m so sorry-”

“Baby, you forgot nothing. It’s a new holiday.” Squeezing your hand, reassuring you, “One I declared and didn’t announce til today. So, do you remember what we did on this day 9 years ago?”

You pondered a moment. Your anniversary was a few months away, while birthdays were set for later in the year.

Hanging on the wall was a framed photo of Choso, Yuji, and you. Taken in front of your first apartment when Choso became Yuji’s guardian. It all clicked. “Oh Choso”

You paused at the opened French doors leading to the sunroom. Cherry blossom fairy string lights cross over the ceiling, highlighting drawings made by the twins. Sweets were arrayed on a table, and traditional tea was set in the center of the room. Yuji stood next to the setting, proudly looking at his brother's work.

“9 years ago, you stood right with me as I became his guardian. And you never left.” Yuji smiled on, remembering the moment when you welcomed him into your arms like you’d known him all his life. “You helped me grow. You became a figure in both our lives that we needed, and I haven’t properly shown how much I appreciated that.” Choso led you into the room, the girls sitting down as Yuji began to pour tea and plate their sweets. “You became my family and gave me the best gifts anyone could ever ask for.”

Speechless, you hugged him tightly, butterfly kisses to his now flushed cheeks before you looked around the room. Every detail from past dates to recent events in your lives is shown in the decor. “Thank you”

“Im pleased to say our first Kamo Family Day is officially here!”

Ani and Nori cheered as you sat with them, passing you the designated party hat as Yuji and Choso shared stories of their first years together.

Later that evening

  With both the kids and Yuji settled in for the night, you and Choso settled on the couch with the leftover tart.

Holding the fork out for him to take his bite, you peered over at him, deeply engrossed in the episode of Master Chef.

“I really feel like Gordon Ramsey would make me cry.”

“Hm?” you swallowed, trying to hide your laugh.

“I’m serious.” He glances over at you, low-lidded eyes showing a hint of melancholy. “Remember when the girls talked about how I did their space buns, which were all wonky, according to Nori? That haunted me for a week.”

He finally took a bite of tart and looked back at the TV. “Gordon would have me sobbing in our linen closet over how raw I like my burgers.”

You couldn’t help but grab the pillow, chortling into it. “I’ll protect you Cho, don’t worry.”

[cnwolf-brainrot]

T-May-NT Day 14: Favorite Turtle Movie

YES YES I KNOW, the Rise movie is incredible and I loved Mutant Mayhem and 1990 is a classic, but when I think of “TMNT movies” this one is the first that comes to my mind. I remember being twelve and buying the DVD of this with money from mowing the lawn and then watching it on repeat till midnight because it was the first movie that my parents let me stay up alone to finish. I watched this movie in Spanish because I memorized most of it so I thought I could use it “educationally” as an excuse to watch it more. Yeah looking back it’s not the best movie quality-wise, but it will always be the first that comes to mind when I think about turtle movies and I will never stop loving it and all it’s flaws <3

don’t look at this drawing too closely though because I know it’s messy, I just wanted to draw the elevator scene as quickly as possible. Leo looks terrible but that’s honestly fitting as this is one of my least favorite iterations of Leo ever X’D

@tmaynt

[donutlover417]

okay i routinely write shit down while half asleep so here's a post of some of my favorites -It’s midnight. I approach, t-posing. This slowly morphs into me doing fornite dances, and then dabbing, all as I chant YouTuber intros. You watch in horror as my Body turns to plastic and contorts until I morph into a fidget spinner. the roblox oof sound effect blasts loud enough to make ears bleed. God has returned.

-Why are chairs so terrifying what secrets do they hold -Caterpillars control the government -God is like a bee he doesnt have legs -What if you yelled at a rock and it yelled back

-I had a dream that m&ms introduced a new character called “mister white-y” who was a whiteboard with glasses, a tie, and glasses and the internet by freaked out because he “wasn’t even a candy” and people began writing MASSIVE analysis videos on his design and why he suck’s super badly Going into massive detail on why each and every aspect of his design sucked He wasn’t in the main line up of m&ms he was a side character

-gay culture is discussing if snails have emotions at 1 am

-I love candle wax I could just rub it all over my body -Dream where someone gets turned to stone and yells “guess I’m sus” while doing an amongus pose before getting turned and everyone was really really really sad wholesome that that was the last night he chose to do

-Amab. Assigned mogus at birth

-Imagine if vaginas were like cheese graters so every time a dude had sex his penis would get smaller. And period’s are just the built up penis bit falling out . That assumes all Afab people have sex tho, which they don’t

-Cocaine belt buckle

-Sex is like mowing the lawn i like to do it with a lawnmower

-Bill wurtz airplane ticket Atlanta Georgia 8;00 pm

-Cake face (body horror)

-Piss is undefinable

-Slime@ rancher dead god

-The bite of an amongus can actually cause arthritis

-Flap my ass like flappy birddddd

-“You know, I’ve jerked off to your wanted poster.”

-Man with hotdogs for eyes

-Egg the walrus husband greets you when you come back from work

-Nine legged baby. it crawls with it's face legs

-why do charmin ads always feel less like toilet paper ads more like someone’s fetish

-I’m just like a turtle I can’t rent my cock

-black hole vagina steals your penis

[ghosty-0w0]

1. What's your favorite book

2. What's your favorite animal

3. How do you think Your leo and my leo would get along (same with the others)

4. How long does it take you to draw

5. Are you part of the LGBTQ+ community

6. What grade are you in

7. What do you plan to do in college

8. What is your dream job

9. Your the best

10. How do you like living

11. What's your favorite food

12. Do you have a job yet

13. What other cartoons do you watch (besides the obvious)

14. What's your favorite thing to do

15. Are you dating someone

16. How would you think your AU people would react to turning back into normal turtles after being human for so long.

((I get personal with these, you don't have to answer these))

Hooky it’s about witches :3

TURTLES AND DOGS

eh maybe they would have to find that bond of trust first

sometimes it’s long but like drawing my ghost it takes like a couple of seconds

yes I am :3

i’m in high school that’s all I’ll say

no clue-

Voice actor :3

Me? The best? :O

lazy I’m pretty lazy these days but also I liking having fun

honestly any food that I like

nope- but I mow my lawn in the summer and I get money for that

the amazing world of gumball, bluey, Phineas and ferb :3

Sing :D or act and drawing

yes :3 @fable-the-queer-bookworm is my partner (they are really cool)

they probably would freak out a bit then be like WE ARE TURTLES-

Thanks for the questions!

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Mom found a cute little box tortoise while mowing the back lawn, so I relocated her to the back of the property where there's plenty of ground cover out of sight of predators, a thick field, and a pond off in the distance.

She didn't come out of her shell, probably because she was scared of the noise and us two big wierd creatures, so I totally understand.

I can tell she's a girl tortoise because she's got a flat underside, which is for... nature reasons. Box Tortoises have this really unique physical feature where they have a sort of natural hinge built into the underside of thier carapace that allows them to completely seal themselves in thier shells at sign of perceived danger.

Generally, this species, Three Toed Box Tortoise ((named for the back claws)), look like this, with females having drab colors, flat undersides, shorter back claws, smaller tails... A really fun little critter you can approach and photograph if you want.

Be mindful that they have very strong limbs for pushing, they can telescope thier necks, and you should handle them around the midsection with a firm grip while keeping them parallel to the ground ((if you want to inspect thier undersides, either to check gender or for injuries, flip them briefly, they do not like being on thier backs and can be hurt if done so for extended periods)). They can feel through thier shells ((as it's also part of thier skeleton)), so do not scrape or scratch at any flaky blemishes, as that's just them shedding old scutes ((section of shell)) and doing that to them would be a bit like ripping off the top layer of your fingernail if it was also your entire ribcage. 😬

Turtles are aquatic and Tortoises are land dwelling, so be sure to put any relocated shelled reptiles on the ground if you aren't sure which kind you're looking at, facing them in the direction they were traveling when you found them. They will continue to walk in that direction, regardless of how you've faced them, so place them on the other side of the road if you see one attempting to cross it so it can reach it's destination faster and safer.

Also, wash hands thoroughly with hot water and soap ((hand sanitizer is also good)) after handling turtles and tortoises; they can be a vector for salmonella bacteria. Also, disinfect surfaces they came in contact with afterwards.

Anyway, a little bit of sharing, a little bit of a PSA about terrapins for you. They should be coming out of hibernation at this time, and may start appearing in yards and along the roads. Be mindful of them, they're faster than they look but aren't fast enough to avoid cars, so help them across the street or to the nearest field/woods/meadow if you can. 💜🐢

[The holding method works for most terrapins, except for Snapping Turtles. Snappers need to be picked up by grabbing the edge of the shell behind the nape of the neck and at the base of the tail, because they can whip thier heads around to bite and they have been known to amputate and devour fingers, as they can bite through solid bone]

[pommigranite]

My dad was mowing the lawn and he found a eastern box shell turtle

So Mikey was in my backyard today

(Uncooked Mikey)

Uncooked Mikey spotted in the wild no clickbait!!!

[darkmoonkestrel]

daily kestrel 1:

today was a good day! work was easy this morning, I spent the first half of the day with five of the "after schoolers" who were there all day, public schools were open today but their private school had a four day weekend. we talked about sharks and squid and turtles and one of them made some excellent shark drawings, and then we went to chapel & subsequent disaster parachute games. I swear the church people will attempt to turn any Bible learning lesson into a failed parachute game, but apparently I hide my emotions well because I always get thanked for how much of a help I've been with them

one of the kids from my regular room got stung by a bee during said failed parachute game, but thankfully she's not allergic so it wasn't a big deal

I tried to go to Sam's to grab things on my lunch break but apparently they have a new authenticator for the mobile app card which is made much more complicated when your partner, the owner of the Sam's card, is on a cruise ship, so that's going to have to wait till tomorrow

after I finished up at work (back in my regular room for the afternoon), I had to mow the lawn, but at least the shower after was nice. I turned into a quesadilla making machine for dinner while Peyton made me a drink that I didn't finish, and we spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft and watching Bob's burgers - I designed our new outpost base in the savanna biome and made it a little too big but it'll all work out

tomorrow I have to call the vet to see if Peggy's lab results are back yet and hopefully we get good news, but I'm trying not to think too much about it until it happens. I've spent way too long typing up my first post, Peyton is pulling the "will my bebby ever return" so I suppose it's time for bed now. goodnight!

[bluesgras]

hey! I’m obsessed with your art style, have you considered drawing byler as turtles? Bc you should you should you should it’s a good idea you should :))))))))))

like... like the ship?

[amongussexgif]

honestly you're probabbly right about me not wanting to be a big blogger. but shrug. uhmmmmmm.god it's 8:30 already that's so mean the neighbor is mowing his lawn. btw I didn't sleep all night. acute insomnia type where you lay in bed and don't fall asleep not the "I drank fuckton of coffee and watched the entire legend of zelda lore" or whatever. I'm very excited for ninja turtle day though. It will be neat. I also have a dentist appointment the next day.

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[saudisports]

Creating a Wildlife-Friendly Garden

and turtles.

Keep your water feature clean: Regularly remove debris and change the water to prevent diseases.

Consider adding a mister or water dripper: These can provide a cool spot for animals to escape the heat and attract butterflies and other insects.

3. Create Shelter:

Plant trees and shrubs: Trees and shrubs provide nesting sites, hiding places, and protection from the elements for a variety of animals. Choose a mix of evergreens and deciduous plants to provide year-round shelter.

Build a brush pile: Brush piles are great hiding places for small animals like hedgehogs, snakes, and lizards. Create a pile of logs, branches, and leaves in a sheltered area of your garden.

Install nesting boxes: Birds need secure places to raise their young. Install nesting boxes designed for specific bird species found in your area.

Leave dead trees and branches standing: Dead wood provides habitat for insects, which are a vital food source for many birds and animals.

4. Minimize Disturbance:

Avoid using pesticides and herbicides: These chemicals can harm wildlife and disrupt the delicate balance of your ecosystem. Opt for natural pest control methods like handpicking or using beneficial insects.

Let your lawn grow longer: A longer lawn provides habitat for insects and small animals. Consider mowing only a portion of your lawn and allowing the rest to grow tall.

Minimize noise and light pollution: Wildlife is sensitive to noise and light pollution. Avoid using bright lights or loud machinery in your garden, especially at night.

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5. Learn and adapt:

Research the wildlife in your area: This will help you choose the best plants, water features, and shelter options for attracting specific species.

Observe and learn: Pay attention to the wildlife that visits your garden and adjust your approach as needed. You may find that certain plants or features attract more wildlife than others.

Share your knowledge: Encourage your neighbors and friends to create wildlife-friendly gardens. By working together, you can create a larger and more interconnected habitat for wildlife in your community.

Creating a wildlife-friendly garden takes time and effort, but the rewards are worth it. By following these tips, you can create a beautiful and inviting space that benefits both you and the wildlife around you. Remember, every step you take, no matter how small, contributes to a healthier planet and a richer experience for all.tunesharemore_vertadd_photo_alternate

[tonguethulhu]

The bunny and turtle settings on the lawn mower aren't indicative of speed; it's for whether you're mowing over a bunny or a turtle

[geekcavepodcast]

Geek Cave Live 2022 | Gaming

Our annual LIVE podcast to benefit Extra Life, a program of Children's Miracle Network Hospitals, is here! 

In this segment, we revisit God of War (2018), review Lawn Mowing Simulator, Gotham Knights, the Steam Deck Dock, Superliminal, and Bee Simulator... and play some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge!

Learn more about Extra Life: https://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.team&teamID=60649

You can also find us on your favorite podcast services!

[azuhra]

Found a baby snapping turtle while mowing my lawn this morning. I live on a hill in the woods. In ten years of living here, this is the first baby snapper I've found in my yard. Baby snapping turtle was not pleased with me.

[snailstrom]

Making increasingly incomprehensible memes about our boss to share with the large audience of my six crewmates

[echodoctor]

What I’ve Been Reading Lately: Cradle

Fundamentally, every work of art, every story, is an attempt at communication. The author chooses to ask us a question, and we find the answer in the dialogue between the author and ourselves.

Cradle is a series that asks the question “If one dude did magic kung-fu to another dude so hard he exploded, would that be sick or what?”

And we, the readers, answer “Absolutely the FUCK yes.”

Cradle is a world where everybody has the capacity to practice the Sacred Arts, which are primarily the discipline of using mystical energy to be as bullshit awesome as possible. You aren’t allowed to be a major character in this series until you have committed at least one (1) act that would look sweet as hell if it was airbrushed onto the side of a stoner’s van. 

At one point we meet a member of a king’s landscaping staff. Her job is to mow the lawn, trim the hedges, and keep those damn slugs out of the vegetable garden. She can also command trees to rip you apart and devour your life force for herself, because fuck you, it’s Cradle. People just do that here. 

The main character is a young man by the name of Wei Shi Lindon, who has a natural deficiency that makes him extremely weak in the Sacred Arts, and is therefore banned from studying them. He responds “respectfully, no” and proceeds to spend the following ten books learning Sacred Arts and punching everything. 

It’s a little rough around the edges, but I had fun reading it and the author clearly had fun writing it, so I think it succeeds as a series. Would absolutely recommend if you just want to have a good time reading something. 

(Naturally, I got deeply attached to the biggest bastard in the main cast, because he’s hilarious. This man is a bitch and I like him so much.) 

As a delightful bonus, unlike most action series, the treatment of the female characters is genuinely excellent. The author is not here for fanservice, he is here for FIGHTSERVICE, which is when EVERYONE FIGHTS SO HARD THE LAWS OF PHYSICS GIVE UP. We’re ten books in to a twelve book series and I have yet to see a single woman’s boobs described on-page. 

In Cradle, when a teenage girl is worried about her body changing, what she means is that she’s unsatisfied with the amount of swords she can use at one time, so she’s going to grow six extra arms to hold six extra swords. Surprise! THE NEW ARMS ARE ALSO SWORDS, because the time spent picking up a sword to fight with it is time you didn’t spend swordfighting, and that is unacceptable to her. Now she and her eight swords are going to suplex a dragon, because on Cradle we know no gender politics, only THE BLADE.

Also, there’s a turtle.