#tweek tweak answers

[whereismycaffeine]

Tweek ur gay. (Not in a homophobic way ofc!)

- @landon-almerandez

So are you, dumbass.

[conejitomareador]

thinking about whatever these two have going on

[zoot-marimba]

What are Tweek, Craig, and Pip talking about? Wrong answers only

[marshbarks]

Twenny

i love twenny SO MUCH yes of course - kenny sleeps on top of tweek as a weighted blanket. lets tweek calm down, and lets kenny feel safe and held at night

[alovember]

Bro I have a question for you, what is your favorite South Park headcanon?

Ok ik you said my favorite but I got carried away and typed out a bunch so here’s a list of some lighthearted sp headcanons I have

Kenny and Kyle game the most together and get really competitive about who’s won more games (aka Kenny is really good and Kyle likes winning)

Stan cannot stand red wine, he will drink hard liquor straight, but tried wine once bcs his mom buys it and swore it off

as a teenager Cartman learns he can open credit cards in his name and he ends up opening 6-7 accounts and we all know this doesn’t end well but somehow incredibly doesn’t tank his score

Wendy is president of debate club, Kyle and Cartman are banned from debate club after one meeting

Butters falls for phone scams and Kenny helps him get his money back

Tolkien and Stan will ride bikes around their farms when they get mind numbingly bored and see who can go the fastest down the country roads

Butters and Tweek like arts and crafts the most out of the boys and will hang out to do them, Kenny joins sometimes and Craig if he can put Red Racer on in the background

Craig and Tweek get noise cancelling headphones and benefit greatly, tho they often accidentally jump scare each other a lot

Stan likes volunteering at animal shelters and drags Kyle along, much later in Highschool Stan ends up working part time there

Bebe and Wendy are menaces together and love pranking people, specifically people they have beef with in the moment

Kyle is the first to get his license, and often picks up Stan from his farm house to get away from family/his dad

The main four are always split up if they’re in the same classroom as they get older, every teacher learns the hard way

[cringelordofchaos]

sillies

wip/unfinished version

[justyourtypicalwriter]

So if you guys wanna send random question asks about the LaM characters I’m really bored rn and would totally answer them :3 (also I really need to think of something else so I stop making Kyle’s hip injury angsty smh)

Here are the characters I’ve thought about so far!:

-Kyle (obviously)

-Kenny

-Christophe

-Stan

-Cartman

-Tolkien

-Tweek

-Craig

-Wendy

-Bebe

-Marjorine

-Ike

-Leslie

-Damien

[coffeens-kittens]

Mrrowr

Mew~!

Mrrrow?

*Latte sniffs you while Bean rubs against you*

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

...You know I would apologize for this but tbh I'm not even sorry-

This is like the most self indulgent bullshit Ive drawn in a WHILE but for those who don't know, back in like 2016 there was this Deadpool team-up thing called Mercs for Money. I don't normally consume. Anything comics related, really, but I was already invested in one of the characters on the team and, since everybody on the team was insanely obscure aside from Deadpool, I read all the comics the Mercs for Money appeared in and became emotionally attatched to literally all of them. Then yesterday I was kinda bored and realized there are a surprising amount of parallels between the MfM and Co- and C- and C&F that I literally HAD to redraw that one MfM cover as them akrkfkekfkekfkek- Kinda sad I couldn't include everyone, but I think I picked the right characters for each spot.

I don't like how the background looks.

List of similarities under the cut for anyone interested cuz this post is getting kinda long-

The leader is completely deranged(Deadpool, Cartman)

Team has broken up at least once

There's a massive physical fight with the leader at some point

Constant infighting

One of the members is mostly just included for the dick jokes(Slapstick, Stan)

Swearing

Lets be real if C&F were actual adults they would for SURE get sued over their name and you know why

^ context for that one, the MfM were originally called the Heroes for Hire, but got sued bcuz the name was already taken

That being said, two names

Incredibly short runs

Lots of franchising(in universe)

Stingray and Kyle have similar vibes idk

One of the members goes on a rampage to get revenge for one reason or another(Madcap, Cartman)

... Ig Kenny was stuck in Cartman's head that one time, and Madcap being stuck in DP's head was a major plot point in MfM-

Okay that's all I can think of rn-

[charmingbeep]

Hi bestie Can you mayhaps draw Tweek freaking out 🥺

I hope ur having a wonderful day hehe

RHAHAHHRHHHRHHRRRR RHAH RAH yes I am having a wonderful day I hope ur having a wonderful day too ily bestie mwah

[whereismycaffeine]

[ Hey some of you may know me and some of you make not but you can call me mod 🦇 or just 🦇 ]

[ This is a silly lil blog I made for one of my favorite characters on South Park, most of this will be canon but like maybe just a but (probably not) will be some headcanons of mine ]

[ This won’t be long since I don’t have much to inform here yet. Mostly just Proflie, ask box info, etc. ]

[ If I do end up meeting more South Park rp blogs that will be from my universe I will make a post about it and put it in here. I will also make a post about all the other Tweek Tweak rp blogs I know that you should follow. But so far it’s just me! ]

[ All slots are open and if you wanna join my universe just send me an ask, a private ask, or a dm! ]

Profile

“Gah! Sorry, didn’t see you there.”

“M-My name is Tweek Tweak and I found this-ngh!-website on the Internet!”

“You can ask me q-questions and shit”

“I’m in 4th grade and I’m dating C-agh!-Craig Tucker”

Ask Box Info

[ Both myself and Tweek are kids but since this is South Park I will allow questions that are at least not above shit like s-x, but stuff about alcohol, smoking, etc. are fine ]

[ That being said, only at least people who are 15+ can be on here! ]

Extra Stuff

[ I do not indorse underage smoking, drinking, smoking, etc. ]

[ No pedos, feet people, incest, homophobia, etc ]

[ You can give things to Tweek and bring it up later whenever you’d like ]

“Tweek talks like this” *Actions will be like this* Inner thoughts will look like this Mod talks will vary

Mods:

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Things Tweek was given

A kitten, he named it Bean (#tweek’s cat bean) A 2nd kitten, no name (given by his boyfriend after someone gave Craig a kitten) A gun

Tweek Headcanons

One of the reasons Tweek drinks coffee, is cause it’s how he drowns his sorrows.

He accidentally took a sewing class but liked it and decided to start sewing, he sews in his free time

He hates fighting with Craig, leading to him apologizing at every little mistake he makes with Craig, even if it’s not his fault

He once tried to stop his caffeine addiction but it didn’t go well..

Tweek has a suspicion that his parents are the cause of his caffeine addiction, but he doesn’t want to believe it cause he loves his parents

The first few times Tweek has hung out with Craig/went on a date with Craig, he always wrote something on his friends that were ‘conversation starters’ but his palm was so sweaty that it always made Tweek say weird things when trying to read them out. Craig, oddly enough, just pretended not to notice, finding it cute how nervous Tweek was

Tweek stutters less when he’s angry

Anons

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Last Updated: January 23th, 2025

[impandgnomes]

like, afaik Touch-Tone Telephone is the ultimate cliche in Tweek-themed playlists, but has Basket Case by Green Day become one yet or is this a base not yet covered

[lcstpaths]

@multibg sent : ❝  what can i do to make you more comfortable?  ❞ (from craig @ tweek!)

FOR A MOMENT, TWEEK FLOUNDERS. it's not unusual for him, really - at most questions, he tends to panic and think too much and worry about how he's going to answer, to the point that most people lose interest. he's used to it. but craig is watching him, waiting, patiently, in a way that no one else really does. "th-" he pauses, swallows, and tries again. "cold." tweek is always cold which probably isn't helped by the fact that he never wears a hat or a jacket, much less buttons his shirt properly - and a shiver wracks his body before he clears his throat and continues. "'m cold... g-got a blanket or s-somethin'?"

[alovember]

Tweek art ? 🥺👉👈

Ooooo bet, he's such a funny guy I need to draw him more

Here's some old art of Tweek n Craig (and Stripe) in the backrooms for u

[cringelordofchaos]

Ok so we know the raisins girls strategy of getting tips - to be very flirty and charm the customers, make them in love or whatever so they could get as much money as possible

Which is why I find it so funny that in TFBW the raisins leave a picture of Tweek taped on a wall saying "bad tipper" 😭

It's like he's a criminal and his crime is lack of heterosexuality

[howdyneighborr]

"Tweek!" Kabedons. (From supercreig XD)

->@supercreig;  [ ask box; open -> x]

〝Rrr— !!〞 Revving up in the back of his throat, a shrill shriek of panicked surprise burst forth as his shoulder blades made contact with the unforgiving brick of the high school hallway. Of all people, he would have thought Craig would have been the last person to pull a stunt like that. 〝Craig !!〞 With an unforgiving and unyielding force, he nailed the taller boy square in the nut-sack.