#twenty weeks to go

[rjavenuru]

Hand practice

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[respectthepetty]

My bias for Faifa and Wine is on full display in episode twenty-three of Perfect 10 Liners. Everyone else can eat dirt because I only care about my Lapis Lads!

Faifa wakes up happy to be alive with his Blue Boy right next to him, and everything is right in the world!

And I'm not even that mad at Black Brooder Yotha and Green Guy Gun (who seems to be slightly wearing his man's color)

Because their antics caused Blue Boy Faifa to pout which allowed Wine to deliver all the kisses his man wanted because Faifa will never be denied another thing that makes him happy as long as Wine is alive!

And now our other Blue Boy Phuri gets to witness his buddy in ultimate bliss because he has a boyfriend who loves him with his whole heart!

But while Faifa is finally living his best life, Green Guy Po lost his color after his partner (????) broke up with him for being too nice, which not only came as a surprise to him, but to me too since I had no idea he even had someone!

But his friends barely seem prepared to handle their friend's emotions since Blue Boy Sand isn't even in his color, and I have to squint to see Yellow Yal Arm in his color, but at least he is wearing Red Rascal Arc's color in the text on the shirt.

But we won't see those colors again since only my Blue Boys seem to care about sticking to the color assignment!

How does a heartbroken Green Guy get his color back, but these other guys can't wear their designated color?! I need answers, wardrobe department! I know twenty-four episodes is a lot, but I need the boys in their colors AT ALL TIMES!

Not even the ones who are about to be engaged can commit to their colors!

But I appreciate Klao for admitting he doesn't know how to propose since he is too hood, so he goes to a rich boy to ask how he can soften his approach even though I'm sure Warit would have been fine with Klao proposing during sex with his hand around his throat.

But anyways . . .

BACK TO MY LAPIS LADS!

I love that Wine finally squashed this bullshit the family continues to tote out about Faifa.

His man not only knows how to love, but Faifa does it soooo well that Wine wanted to boo him up from the start and is about to go get that bracelet for his man so Faifa is constantly reminded that Wine loves him just as much as Faifa loves Wine!

Look at this dark Blue Boy! He is over everyone's shit. With the power of Faifa's love, he can do all things, and he is going to prove to the man he loves that he IS loved even if he has to go to an indie music festival alone to get that bracelet. We know he hates traveling, but our boy is so committed to his man, that he is willing to do whatever it takes to make Faifa understand how much he is loved!

Tawan was just out there making Wine do random drills since he couldn't give him any love advice BECAUSE FAIFA ALREADY MADE SURE WINE KNEW HE WAS LOVED!

So, of course, Wine would imagine his man there with him after he lied to him because Wine doesn't lie to his guy! He told Faifa he was meeting Tor, and even though Faifa was upset about it, he said he would be an idiot to not trust Wine, but now Wine lied to Faifa because he wants to show him how much he loves him by getting that bracelet for his birthday because Faifa is the best boy to ever exist!

Who is doing it better than this Blue Boy? NOBODY!

And that's why Faifa booted his mom out of his car at the airport, went to Wine's friends to see where his man really was, then went to that music festival TO HELP HIS GUY since he knew Wine, who hates traveling, was not prepared for this adventure instead of getting mad at him for lying to him.

And that's why Faifa deserves all the love he is about to get from Wine.

Yes, the vibe is right and it's time for our 20-year-old Blue Boy to finally get everything he deserves.

IT'S A BLUE BOY SPECIAL!

THE LIGHTING DEPARTMENT UNDERSTANDS THE ASSIGNMENT!

MY LAPIS LADS ARE GETTING THE ULTIMATE BLUE LIGHT TREATMENT!

And Faifa still has enough brain function to drop the banger of a line letting Wine know if he gets cold without his clothes on, instead of stopping, he will hold Wine tighter!

AYEEEEE!!!!!!

I'M OBSESSED! I LOVE IT!

[ryuusei-niu]

I think I found the phrase that perfectly sums up one of my favorite ships:

[eternal-sunflowers]

joe's paste magazine interview is soooo good

hearing him talk about how he made this album with his friends and what all they put into it is beautiful. the fact he's just trying so honestly to be himself, hold onto his family, his friends -- it's beautiful. honesty in music is so tough and raw and i love it so so much.

he brought in his sisters, post animal, his friends, the freaking brooklyn youth choir, and so many other wonderful people into this album. dude just went with it.

and he's releasing it fully as himself! such a raw, hard thing to do. no disguises, touring as him and not the persona. letting himself own his music and be in front of the crowd with his friends. he deserves this, they deserve this.

10 years in the making and joe and post animal and the people who've supported him along the way get to play their music for the world. i can't wait to hear it.

[snekthedemonnoodle]

when the twenty one pilots brainrot goes from 0 to 100 in under a week you know you are in trouble

[creepyscritches]

NOOOO JOANNS IS CLOSING EVERY STORE AND I MOSTLY USE THEIR INTERNAL BRAND UNIQUE YARNS FOR PLUSHIES NOOOO

[fishareglorious]

do you think the gambling addiction is genetic for vertin. two decades ago urd was in front of the spinning wheel gambling all of her unilogs and throwing back whatever was the picrasma candy equivalent of her time.

[daily-flowey]

Day 336

(One-year redraw of the first post made to this blog!)

[introspectivememories]

tiktok hunger games fans are like the fucking worst. half of them are so desperate to let people know that there's a Message to the book and that they understood the Morals and Themes and Messages of the book that cant look past book canon or have some fun and the other half is making ocs and slapping katniss and peeta's name on them while making the most outlandish conspiracy theories. you cant fucking do anything on there

[itwoodbeprefect]

the great thing about falling really deep into a new media niche is developing opinions on many new things. the terrible thing about falling really deep into a new media niche is developing opinions on many new things

[nemotakeit]

now that is a glow up

[wardensantoineandevka]

everyone, life is beautiful. my editors have forgiven me for being super late on my article (we've yet to determine if my article is intelligent or spurious, but a draft is done) AND I completed a Balatro run (checkered deck, white stake, I'm not great at this game)

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

They should make a finding a new academic advisor that’s easy

[origamiyoda]

it's actually making me super fucking emotional that they're calling back to Glowing Eyes... that song has meant a lot to me for almost 10 years now and like. Wow. It's really coming full circle huh.

[bellacatt-art]

Okay but fun little Red Dwarf fact because I'm screeching about this right now:

Do you mean to tell me that one of my FAVOURITE Red Dwarf episodes ever was released ON MY BIRTHDAY??? 🤭‼️🩷🩷

I'M SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS!!! <33