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headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.
#“if one or both parties adopt an animal of any kind both parties in said relationship are characterized as it's legal parental guardian”#“if percy mentions the sphinx incident from the labyrinth to an outside party of which were not on the quest” ->#“annabeth can post photos of a guinea pig around camp half-blood and notify its residents of the events on circe's island”#“the two parties shall meet twice a month to remain up-to-date on whether each parties needs are being met within the relationship”#“if one party fails to acknlwledge the monthly anniversaries of said relationship” ->#“the other party can threaten divorce regardless of applicability”#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#percabeth fluff#percabeth cute#percabeth being amazing#percabeth being the cutest to ever not exist#percabeth funny#percabeth for the win#annabeth definitely threatened to divorce percy on their one-month anniversary during their trip to paris#i dont make the rules#(yes i do)
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OK but I really love how unhinged Neil comes off in other people's POV cause looking back at the first three novels he was so damn weird
Take what happened in Colombia
Imagine what Andrew was thinking
Holy crap this binder WTF?!?! OK he's sus as hell I've gotta test him, I'm gonna mess with the tags when I refold his clothes but like...I doubt even he's THAT crazy
*Neil barges in and starts shouting in FRENCH*
OK so he IS that crazy (and French?!)
OK I'm gonna spike his drink and get some answers in a minute just gonna leave him with Aaron and Nicky for a sec while I satisfy my Gay panic this runaway has inspired in me with Roland and then I'll just...WTF DID HE JUST PAY A GUY TO KNOCK HIM OUT?!
OK I'm gonna pick up some breakfast and when I get back to the house I can interrogate the....OK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS DUBIOUS TWINK CRAWLED OUT OF THE BATHROOM WINDOW?!
OK so he's not around let's get back to Palmetto he probably got a ride from one of the upperclassmen
OK he didn't...did he run away? I guess that makes some sens... OK wait he HITCHHIKED?! THE FUCK?!
OK THIS ASSHOLE SPEAKS GERMAN TOO?!
OK he's on the run from the mob...there are a lot of holes in this story but at this point I'm gonna take his word for it that he's isn't a danger to my people cause I don't have the energy to continue to pursue this anymore. This fucking guy is more unhinged than what I was prepared to deal with this weekend.
#aftg#all for the game#tsc#the sunshine court#neil josten#andrew minyard#andrew was more tired than Neil was after that weekend 🤣#you won the batttle kind of andrew but neil won that war#not to shade nicky and aaron but wingus and dingus were not the ones you should have left neil with TWICE#also its cracker dust not truth serum it was a weird plan to start with and nicky and aaron were more high and more drunk than neil was#they were not the ones who should have been left in charge#also by letting neil out of sight for all those hours he hitchhiked let him come up with a plausible lie#that held up until BALTIMORE#like my dude you had the binder you should have hid it and threatened to burn a page wverytime neil lied#cause if the money was from riko paying neil to be a mole he would NOT want it burned#and what hes gonna go to the cops about his ill gotten cash and fake ids? you could have had him andrew#ps i imagine neil saying all of this to Andrew when that first time in Colombia is ever brought up#just critiquing his methods#andrew isnt one for regret but neil picking holes in his plan and pointing out what HE would have done makes him feel pretty damn close#he probably finds it annoyingly attractive too tho
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Izuku, waking up tied to a chair: “Uhh… hello?”
Toga: “Oh, you’re finally awake! Welcome to the League of Villains hideout!”
Izuku: “…Why am I here?”
Toga: “We’re on a date, duh.”
Izuku: “A date???”
Toga, pointing to the candle lit dinner in front of them. It’s just food they stole from Taco Bell.
Izuku, looking over and seeing Twice: “Why is he here?”
Twice: “Don’t worry, kid. I’m just the chaperone, pretend I’m not even here— WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH MY DAUGHTER?!”
Izuku: “To survive?!??!?”
Twice, nodding approvingly.
#Twice only threatened his life 14 more times#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#league of villains#toga#himiko toga#toga himiko#twice#Bnha twice#mha twice#jin bubaigawara#izuku midoriya#midoriya izuku#Deku
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It’s too late in the game to still pretend that Rose is a reasonable and calm person. She would eat glass because her mom bookmarked her wizard yaoi on AO3.
#rose threatens to kill herself like twice a week#over shit like Roxy vacuuming#yeah rose your mom is a master of psychological warefare#thats why she bought you a pony#homestuck#mom lalonde#rose lalonde#roxy lalonde
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pest control TWO!!!!!
heres the first one
adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')
#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#the noise#fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok#even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail#peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this.#but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about.#arting#pizzaposting#i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e#fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like#he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing#not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time#so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable#total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at#persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast#fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything#except for the rats.
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james watching regulus going on dates and having one night stands from afar and meeting the people that regulus have been going out with only to threaten them w knife at the end of the day to stop them hanging out w his precious regulus while regulus doesn't even know james exists
#and yes this is about trans james fic#trans james agenda#and regulus is thinking oh no one wants to hang out w me twice i must be intimidating them#no baby it's just that ur man is crazy#and threatening them until they stop seeing you#fic: where you go i go#james potter#regulus black#jegulus
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DARK CREAM WEEK: day 5- punish/reward
idk man i think your threats would work a lot more often if you stopped being so handsome about it fdrgbegh<333
dark cream week and comic are by @zu-is-here
#dark cream week#dark cream#my art#cross#dream#shattered dream#s!d#cross is just panicking a little bit! shattered could threaten to murder him and he'd still find that hot tbh... our favorite simp<333#no but GJGYIKH remind me to never listen to my ideas when i'm feverous xD#i swear i flip flopped so hard deciding what to do for that day omg#it was supposed to be angst at first but gosh enough of that already am i right?! something a little more lighthearted was needed!!#now this was supposed to be a small comic- then a comic with a little bit of animation in some panels- then an actual animation#because hey why not just put some more energy into it since it's really not that different right? <- famous last words#i'm sorry i'm a little tired xD you could not pay me to color/shade this like for real i just CAN'T#some parts could be smoother but hey! it's all good in the end >:'Dc#wish i could've posted it in time tho that would've been the first time i followed through a weekly event perfectly xd ah well#btw i'm also posting twice today!! i still need to finish the art for day 6 tho so it's gonna be a little later hgkhgh :'D#hope you guys like this!! <333
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Total time: 12 hours, 36 minutes
Really proud of finishing this even with my nonexistent motivation, it turned out amazing honestly. Click for better quality
tagging: @kimetsu-chan @larz-barz @aceofstars0
speed paint + closeups:
my prediction was spot on as well.. uploading the speed paint literally took 29 minutes and 14 seconds 💀
#bored#avoiding sleep#cute#drawing#digital art#finished art#bubble anime#bubble#uta#hibiki#ibis paint threatened to die TWICE while doing this..
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is this a safe space to speak about Toga's infantilisation in this fandom
#like.... sure shes the youngest#but she's one of the most emotionally mature lov members#in some important ways closer to compress#shigaraki is a manchild bc afo has been grooming him since age 5 into adulthood#dabi had spent his formative teenage years in a coma#toga had had a normal life outside of her quirk trauma#she's got a very good grip on her emotions#remember that one time twice had turned to her for protection against shiggy's decisions#and she had THREATENED shigaraki#she's not this meek tearful baby#toga is independent the same way dabi is#except she has made the decision to mingle#anyway in the lov trio she's def the more emotionally mature one#thanks for coming to my ted talk#bnha#boku no hero academia#toga himiko
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So there's that episode where Hiashi uses the curse mark against kid Neji during his and Hinata's training session and... I imagine this doodle takes place that same night
Hizashi: Let me catch you using that fucking curse mark on my son again and you're gonna find yourself up here with me.
Hiashi: OH JESUS FUCK
#naruto#neji hyuga#hizashi hyuga#hiashi hyuga#hyuga clan#ghost dad saw what happened and is now obligated to threaten his brother's life#sometime reappearing as a ghost to scare tf outta someone is enough to make em think twice about their life choices lmao#may be why hiashi doesn't activate neji's mark anymore
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#now im not saying anything#but#honestly the main reason brienne deserves to be eaten out is like the amount of misery jaime’s mouth put her thru bc that man cannot stfu#like she deserves it atp#the way she threatened to gag him like twice#WHICH DAWN
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very real very canon information about Peter strahm that was revealed to me through psychic visions->
Peter loves collecting vinyl, especially divorced dad rock bands and is an absolute asshole about people's music tastes. Like the kind of guy who only asks you who you listen to so he can immediately insult the band. Unironally asks the "name five of their albums" question to fans. Gets extremely snarky about the digital v vinyl debate.
Mark creates a new hobby where he'll wait for a lull in conversation before saying he thinks one direction has had a bigger cultural impact than pink Floyd so he can watch Peter try and drive the car directly into a tree
#hes insufferable he's twice divorced he's my babygirl#peter strahm#at this point ive just completely made up like 90% of strahms backstory bc saw couldnt be fucked to and i believe my assumptions about#him like gospel#like for example his fav movie is Heat. Hes a cat person. His dad was in the navy. He cannot cook to save his life. He's trans and has endo#he likes to read old pulp fiction scifi novels. he says his favourite band is pink floyd but its joy division. he loves mark deeply#mark hoffman#doing a backflip off the top of cringe tower and landing in whatever the fuck this is#hoffstrahm#mark asks peter if fleetwood mac is a rapper and peter threatens to call the FBI
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why would dumdum dom celebrate rhea almost pinning liv before she "re-injured" her shoulder during summerslam if he was just going to betray her for liv to win 😭 riddle me THIS
#mysterio posting#why was he constantly saying LET'S GO RHEA LET'S GO MAMI COME ON GET UP MAMI before he betrayed#why would he save rhea from liv#he only betrayed after she had to pop her shoulder back in twice. and the chair was brought out...#after liv had threatened to leave him with whatever was left of his precious mami 🤔#he's doing this all to protect rhea and in the essay i will...
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I just think that............. *gestures wildly to how Harrow experiences attraction* you know??????
#as you could probably tell by my fanart today i am having a Night#this funky repressed nun chose the object of her worship to double as her imaginary gf#she cuddles her she calls her beloved she tries to make a move on her#all completely imaginary of course. she doesn't feel any of that but likes to imagine she can feel it.#the object of her worship is also the death of god the monster he defeated once but couldnt defeat twice who resides in a tom under her home#a tomb harrow herself was conceived at the price of 200 innocent children to keep shut#she is the symbol of harrow's power as a necromancer she is the proof harrow deserves to live even if the price was so horrible#and then there's ianthe who is also a brilliant necromancer. who understands attraction at the level harrow does and uses it against harrow#how the only two times harrow even considered giving in to ianthe was when she was either at the end of her rope and insanely powerless#or when she felt at the top of her game like the powerful necromancer she is supposed to be and somehow isn't anymore#their touching is always threatening and uncomfortable and makes her feel on edge#and then there's gideon who just. has nothing to do with any of that. gideon exists on a completely different level.#she reduces alecto to ''ice lolly bimbo'' and ''big slut'' and ''bullshit dead girlfriend'' without breaking a sweat#she forgives harrow everything. things harrow had no part in and things she had. it doesn't matter she forgives it all#she holds harrow's hand she hugs her she kisses her she is REAL and the FIRST PERSON TO EVER PROPERLY TOUCH HER WITH AFFECTION#and it stuns harrow so much she is incapable of even processing it. she completely shuts down every time. we dont know how she feels aboutit#just. harrow and attraction and desire. holy shit#tlt liveblog
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An important difference being that Sienna condemned the genocide so Adam killed her, but Sera agreed to it due to the "what needed to be done for the safety of her people" bullshit
#rwby#adam taurus#hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#it's just weird that this has happened twice#one adam is dead and i hope the other soon follows in his footsteps#preferably in the same fashion:#killed by a righteously furious bisexual woman who's a sweetheart but will still cut a bitch for threatening the people she loves
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mike's plot armour Needs to be nerfed sorry
#i know its not happening in the remaster bc that would take a Lot of work not necessary for remastering#but there are SOOOOO MANY points in sanitarium 2 where he SHOULD be able to be killed#youre telling me he gets grabbed/exploded/thrown about and he's just. fine? a little bruised#? a few cuts?#he should be able to get chomped a couple times at LEAST#but like. if he's not able to be killed before that point the game should#put a variety of different kills in the sanitorium.#sam not having her life threatened up to the endgame makes sense - she really wasnt doing much that put her in danger really#but mike goes to one of The most dangerous places on the mountain and the worst that can happen is him needing to be rescued by sam#he goes there TWICE even#also him cutting his fingers should have more consequences LOL#okay rant over bye#mike munroe#until dawn
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