#percabeth funny

[demigods-posts]

the "'i can explain' 'no you can't'" interaction between percy and annabeth should be an on going thing every season. in season 2 after percy blows up a gym and annabeth has to clock a bully. in season 3 when annabeth finds out percy hijack a quest he wasn't asked to be on. in season 4 when percy disrupts his own funeral and annabeth demands to know where he was for two weeks. in season 5 when annabeth finds out percy took a dip in the styx. the possibilities.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

annabeth: i bet he's thinking about the prophecy foretelling his death

percy: *thinking about how he's finally taller than annabeth*

[yourlocalquestionmark]

Percy Jackson and The Great War Of Starburst:

Percy: I can’t believe you thought that the green starburst was apple this whole time

Annabeth: well I’m sorry I didn’t go into ThE LoRe Of StArBuSt

Nico: *tries wills favourite starburst* ugh how can you eat this it tastes like black liquorice

Will: *offended* yeah well yours… YOURS TASTES LIKE WINDOWS

Everyone: …

Leo: frUiTeLLa *becomes possessed*

Piper: what the ShiTtiNg ChRiSt

Reyna: this whole scene gave me a whole new level of what the fuck

[maddiesnowflake]

Piper: Annabeth has been working non stop on those blueprints for six hours. How do we get her to stop?

Percy: Leave it to me.

Annabeth a few minutes later, throwing open the door, eye twitching: What do you mean you don’t believe in the moon?

[anotherpjofan]

I love how Percy is genuinely like wtf when Luke says Annabeth - who’s twelve - is head counsellor so he’s under the impression that annabeth is ridiculously powerful when in reality her older cabin mates just wanted to spend their time coming up with ways to hack the government instead of assigning cabin chores

[imdead770]

Percy "put your minecraft bed beside mine" Jackson

And

Annabeth "making an architectural masterpiece" Chase

[lilislegacy]

did anyone else laugh every time annabeth mentioned her deep hated of hera and how hera would always just drop cow manure in front of annabeth on a daily

like hera is so petty. i cant

idk why but hera - queen of the gods - and annabeth - wisest daughter of athena - just rivaling like two petty high school bitches is the funniest thing ever im laughing just typing this

like annabeth is all calm and collected until hera enters the chat and then annabeth’s like that bitch can go f*** herself

i love it so much. her and percy are a match made in heaven. (except hera is queen of heaven, and marriage, and she despises them HAHAHAHA)

[sirgawainofgalifrey]

You know, now that Athena has gotten pissed off and tried to kill Annabeth, and we know that later Hera is gunning for her as well, they should keep it going

Like by the end of the series we could have Percy "picking a knife fight with every single god" Jackson paralleled by all the gods fistfighting over who gets to personally murder Annabeth.

[mydairpercabeth]

[annabethcheese]

Will: I'm in love with Nico

Annabeth: Our Nico?

Will: Yes. Thoughts?

Percy: Yes. And prayers.

Annabeth: And blessings.

Jason: But yeah, mostly prayers.

Percy: Good luck.

[berylgrace]

percy is such a hater… i live

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that even though percy and annabeth are borderline celebrities in their universe. and have saved the world countless of times. they still have side quests that no one fucking knows about. any and all side comments about that one weekend annabeth spent in prison or that one time percy faked of his own death in nebraska is enough to give their friends and family whiplash.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

Annabeth: I don't like to throw around the word "butthead" too often. If you call everybody a butthead, then it kind of loses its impact. But I can say without hesitation that Hera is being a real dick.

[perseabeth]

: Dreams are hardly considered mere dreams for demigods, they can hold signs of the past, present, and even future. dreams are very important

Meanwhile Percy’s dreams:

[maddiesnowflake]

Percabeth in a nutshell

Annabeth: Care to explain why your sweatshirt is barking?

Percy, pulling out a puppy: I swear it was an accident.

[anotherpjofan]

My fav parts about the pjo show so far

- sally mf jackson (no explanation needed)

- grover casually spilling i’m 24 as they race to go to camp (like grover give him a min he still thinks his dad is jesus)

- dionysus telling percy he’s his dad?? and the way percy just resigned himself to it like yup okay that adds up what else is new

- “when the time comes he’ll be ready” cut to percy doing the floss LMAO

- “are you stalking me annabeth? yes” (girl has zero chill and i’m living for it)

- “I am sally Jackson’s son” (hell yeah percy go be the momma’s boy you are)