#two-bit mathews sister

[chained-sweater]

Shannon (Two-Bit's sister): Keith, what's an alcoholic?

Two-Bit: Well, uh...ya see those two birds over there, sis? *points to the sky* An alcoholic would see four.

Shannon: ...Keith?

Two-Bit: Hm?

Shannon: There's only one bird up there...

Two-Bit: ...Fuck.

[fictionalcharactergraveyard]

Dally: we’re gonna head to Bucks, you comin’?

Two-Bit: Can’t. I got plans.

the plans in question

Molly (his sister) sitting across from him at the Dingo: and then I told her to screw off, she didn’t, so I slapped her. I didn’t even get in trouble!

Two-Bit, mouth full of food: that’s my sister!

[p0nyboyl0ver]

Why didn’t anybody tell me that Twobit had a younger sister?! Bro, you know what this means? Twobit is such an annoying older brother and I KNOW IN MY SOUL.

He’s the type to flicker the lights, or just walk into his sister’s room, push something off the table and walk off. NO EXPLANATION, he doesn’t even say ANYTHING.

[kylietellin]

regina! curtis sister!

A/N : this is funny cuz I just finished watching Mean Girls for like the tenth time..

bleached blonde hair. 👩‍🦳

You do it by yourself because it’s expensive😭🥹

you are lwk all bark

if you get into a fight with someone, the gang fights for you🫣

you’ve flirted with every one in the gang (except your brothers) at least once (joke or not).🤪😜😝

you’re tongue is lethal

you’ve even made Dallas cry once from what you said😭

he thinks it’s funny though

Ponyboy HATES when you bring your boy-toys over

he also hates how every guy seems to know you or had a situation ship with you

your mouth gets you in trouble at school

and outside of school😝😂🗣️

you have a burn book

you have multiple pages for everyone in the gang

you were just joking! And in the heat of the moment you added them..multiple times..😉

Darry found a pink thong in the laundry and had a fit

it was kinda embarrassing 😕

Sodapop scolds you for being so judgy

like I HC you hating Sandy even before she cheated 🍵🍵🍵🍵

you don’t sit with Johnny, Ponyboy, and Two-bit at lunch

”that’s embarrassing” - You

you'd rather die than do that

you change in the bathroom at school and put on more makeup😭

ponyboy snitches on you sm

Anger issues 🖕

you threw a little tantrum once because the gang was being little cockblockers and you flipped the whole dining table over🤣

nobody tries to roast you or hurt your feelings you will flip out and say something 10000000x meaner

they love you tho💗🥹

[jujuheartz13]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

[intrstellarhearts]

the tuffest chick in tulsa - the outsiders x curtis sister!reader

fandom: the outsiders

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

word count: 1094

request: yes / no  

characters: reader, darry curtis, sodapop curtis, ponyboy curtis, dallas winston, johnny cade, two-bit mathews, steve randle

original request: do you mind doing the outsiders crew with a curtis sister!reader where she’s older than ponyboy but younger than soda. basically, the reader is short and the gang (except her brothers) don’t expect her to be very strong but in reality she’s really strong and does roller derby, baseball, wrestling, etc. just a little scenario or headcanons of the boy’s reactions to being shown up by a 15 yo :)

a/n: ty for this request!! i forgot how much i loved writing for the outsiders lol. just wanted to say that requests are super helpful, bc i often have writer’s block lmao. just send me an ask & i’ll write it!! (rn i have a lot of motivation to write for the outsiders, dead poets society and house md!!) again, these could be scenarios or headcanons, and can include the reader or not! the only rule i have is no nsfw :)

taglist: none right now for the outsiders!! (message me or send me an ask if you’d like to be included!!)

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“alright, c’mon ace! you can do it … go go go!!”

you bit back a smile at the loud cheers coming from your brother sodapop. a quick glance told you that he was right there, next to the dugout, with your other brother, ponyboy. you wondered if maybe darry got off of work in time to see you, but the quick call of the umpire quickly snapped your attention back to the task at hand. the sun was beating down on that hot april afternoon, and a bead of sweat came down your forehead. you adjusted your stance on home base, making sure your grip on the bat was tight. the game was tied, and you it was up to you to win. then the pitcher made his move, and there you were, swinging your bat. 

“y/n! run! c’mon!!” 

you were running alright. and now you ran even faster, having heard darry’s voice cheering you on. this was where you belonged, on the diamond. you could see the other team scramble for the ball, your own teammates cheering as you rounded the bases easily. one of the outfielders tried to throw the ball to the boy on third base, but it wasn’t going to phase you. gritting your teeth, you had an explosion of speed, and slid onto home base just in time. your teammates erupted into cheers as the game ended. you took off your helmet, a big grin taking over your face. you nodded to your brothers, and went over to get a drink of water.

you teammates were there to congratulate you, slapping you on the back and mussing up your hair. as the only girl on your school’s baseball team, you had quickly shown the boys that you were nothing to be messed with. growing up with three brothers, as well as the pseudo-brothers in your gang, you were way tougher than anyone thought. although, many of the boys in your gang still thought of you as fragile and delicate, despite years of showing them otherwise.

“aw, y/n, that was an AMAZING game!!” came the excited yell of your brother ponyboy as he bounded over to you, followed close behind by ponyboy and darry. 

“thanks, soda.” you said, and you couldn’t hide a smile. you took a hand to your cheek, trying to wipe some of the grease paint off. 

“here, use this.” darry said, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a couple tissues. one glace at him told you that he had come straight from work. he looked tired, but happy. “good job, kid. now give me that bat. we need somethin’ to eat.”

“how about the dingo?” you asked, handing darry the bat and your helmet, then taking a swig of water.

“aw, y/n, i don’t wanna go to the dingo.” ponyboy said, shaking his head.

“did you hit the winnin’ run today, pony?” you grinned, nudging your younger brother. “i didn’t think so!!” you, darry, and soda began to walk away, towards the road that would get you to the diner. ponyboy hung his head, kicking the dirt on the diamond, but he followed the three of you after a moment. 

the dingo wasn’t exactly the BEST place to hang out, but they could make a damn good milkshake and fries. plus, without steve there, you would finally be able to have food to yourself, instead of him stealing it all the time! it was a short walk from the diamond -- only about ten minutes. however, as you got closer, a familiar truck in the parking lot caught your eye.

“oh n-” you started, but they were already runnin’ towards you. of course the gang was here. of course. in the blink of an eye, two-bit and steve had already tackled soda and pony, and dally and johnny came over to you.

“how come your forehead has that bruise, shortcake?” dally said, leaning in to check it out. you had almost forgotten about it yourself, since it had happened earlier in the week.

“oh, nothin’, dal.”

“doesn’t look like nothin’.” johnny muttered, brow drawn with concern.

“aw, tell ‘em, y/n. it’s a good story!!” pony spoke loudly, dusting himself off as he got up, finally. you shifted your weight, suddenly seeming a bit less confident than usual.

“lemme guess.” two-bit started, and you turned to face him, an amused smile on your face. “you probably slipped or somethin’.”

“aw, lay off two. she ain’t that bad on her feet!!” steve said, punching him in the arm. the gang turned towards you expectantly, pony flashing a huge grin.

“well, i had a baseball game. not the one from today, it was a couple days ago. this guy on the other team started callin’ me names. y’know, stupid stuff. i didn’t think it would bother me. well, the ump started to tell me to shut up, all i was sayin’ was for him to stop!”

“and then what’d ya say?” johnny asked, completely invested.

“so then i get to third base. i decide not to go to home, ‘cause that would be too close of a call, y’know? so i’m on third base, and this jackass…” you quickly fixed your words after a stern look from darry. “this… guy thinks he’s all tough or somethin’. i try to go and run, but he trips me! i fell and hit my head and everything. the ump didn’t catch it, so i got up. he’s laughin’ so hard, and all i’m thinkin’ is that i wish he would shut up. so then i punched him.”

steve did a double take at that, and your smile grew. 

“that shut him up pretty quickly.”

“shut him up?” pony began, excitement boiling over. “shut him up??? he was about to cry!”

“yeah!” soda agreed, illustrating by mocking the bully’s crying. “just like this. he ran off to the umpire, who totally called him on his problems.”

“hey, good for you, kid.” dallas spoke, nodding approvingly.

“wow.” johnny remarked, nodding as well.

“i didn’t even think you had it in you!!” steve spoke, messing up your hair. you made a fist to him, and he flinched. 

“yeah, you better watch it randle!!” darry cleared his throat, and you put it down. “sorry.”

“maybe you should be our bodyguard from now on!” two-bit remarked, throwing an arm around your neck as you all made your way to the entrance of the dingo. “y/n curtis, the tuffest chick in tulsa!"

"and don't you forget it!" you remarked, grinning from ear to ear.

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[alittlebitofloveliness]

very much absorbed in greaser girl brainrot right now so if I wrote a little series of oneshots about even the minor outsiders girls would anyone read it?

[atlas-coolbean]

Curtis brother headcanons for little sister?

Absolutely, thank you for asking

She would probably be a little spoiled just because she is the only girl and she's the youngest

Her name is probably something like Lily, flower, June just based on the fact her brothers are named after things or she's named after her mom

However they wouldn't coddle her, she'd still be able to go out and do things just as anyone else would

Darry is always making sure she is safe and actually gave her a switchblade when she turned 13/14 and started going places by herself or with her friends

The whole gang adores her (Even Dally although he doesn't really show it)

Two-bit is always stealing her a chocolate bar or something just because he can

Soda takes her to the DX sometimes so that he and Steve can teach her about cars and how to fix them so that she is independent

All her brothers actually teach valuable life skills so that she won't need somebody else

However they are always ready to help if she does

When the Curtis parents died I feel like Evie (Steve's girlfriend) and Sandie when she was around probably stepped in to help with her so that she still had an older female figures in her life

That's all I've got right now :)

[i-kylie]

anon: regina! curtis sister!

-<3

bleached blonde hair. 👩‍🦳

you do it by yourself because it’s expensive😭🥹

you are lwk all bark

if you get into a fight with someone, the gang fights for you🫣

you’ve flirted with every one in the gang (except your brothers) at least once (joke or not).🤪😜😝

you’re tongue is lethal

you’ve even made Dallas cry once from what you said😭

he thinks it’s funny though

Ponyboy HATES when you bring your boy-toys over

he also hates how every guy seems to know you or had a situation ship with you

your mouth gets you in trouble at school

and outside of school😝😂🗣️

you have a burn book

you have multiple pages for everyone in the gang

you were just joking! And in the heat of the moment you added them..multiple times..😉

Darry found a pink thong in the laundry and had a fit

it was kinda embarrassing 😕

Sodapop scolds you for being so judgy

like I HC you hating Sandy even before she cheated 🍵🍵🍵🍵

you don’t sit with Johnny, Ponyboy, and Two-bit at lunch

”that’s embarrassing” - You

you'd rather die than do that

you change in the bathroom at school and put on more makeup😭

ponyboy snitches on you sm

Anger issues 🖕

you threw a little tantrum once because the gang was being little cockblockers and you flipped the whole dining table over🤣

nobody tries to roast you or hurt your feelings you will flip out and say something 10000000x meaner

they love you tho💗🥹

[swirlzberry]

TWOBITS SISTER BEING YHE ONE LITTLE KID DALLY LIKES. BRO I JUST SAW THIS HC ON TIKTOK. ima scream

HAVSSHHSS I LOVE THISS

[chained-sweater]

If Dally was a babysitter.

Ms. Mathews: Promise me you'll try not to swear in front of Shannon, Dal?

Dallas: Yeah, okay, I guess.

*Dally babysitting Two-Bit's little sister.*

Dallas: Fuck, I broke the vase.

Dallas: Oh shit, I just swore in front of the kid.

Dallas: Fuck, I did it again.

Dallas: Shit, just stop it.

Dallas: Fuck, fuck.

Dallas: *looks at Shannon*

Shannon: *looks at Dally*

Dallas: *pulling out his wallet* I'll give you five bucks to not tell your mother about this.

[calix-amini]

small fic of two bit and his sister

@soctherapy headcanoned that his sisters name was katie sooo

yes i did take the name “katie-cat” from tmbs cuz two-bit would so call her that

“T-twoo..?” The greaser’s kid-sister’s little toddler voice came from the door which was shedding light onto Two-Bit’s face. 

“Yeah, Katie-cat?” He groaned at the light stabbing his tired eyes. 

“I had a nightmaaareee…” She toddled over to her big brother and squirmed into the messy, unmade bed beside him. The redhead sighed softly and held Katie close to his body. 

“So why didn’t ya go to Mom?” Keith asked. Not because he wanted to get rid of her. Just curious.

“You’re closer.” Katie smooshed her face into Two’s chest. 

He sighed softly and held the small girl in his arms. “Well, you’re safe now, Katie-cat. I promise.”

[coffeeandbatboys]

Being a Curtis sister and getting hurt HCs

Warnings: mentions of hospitals and violence.

Darry tries to tell himself that you're a big girl and can take care of yourself.

But if a Soc dare lay a finger on you, its not just the Curtis kids they have to worry about, its every single Greaser in Tulsa.

Sodapop is pretty chill when it comes to worrying about you.

The only time he gets worried is when you get knocked down and stay down too long.

Ponyboy doesn't try to protect you, rather, he stays by your side and has your back.

When you are hurt in anything other than a fight, though? Something is very off.

There was one instance when you received a gut punch you weren't expecting.

The pain was searing and didn't go away for days.

It turns out that your appendix was about to rupture.

You had been hanging out with Two-Bit, buying some random things for a random occasion, when you collapsed from the amount of pain your side contained.

He panicked and took you to the hospital, only calling Darryl when you were in the emergency room.

When Darry arrived at the hospital, Two-Bit left to find Sodapop and Ponyboy.

Their sister never got sick, so it had to be bad.

Pony, Johnny and Two were the most available to help you during the weeks following while you recovered from the operation.

You hated that you couldn't do some things by yourself, but also grateful for the boys.

When your restrictions were lifted and the doctor had cleared you, God was there a celebration.

All of the boys came over to the Curtis house and Had a party.

[kylietellin]

Hi I was wondering if you could please do a Curtis sister who’s pony’s twin sister (reader) but readers like a year younger than he is? Also if it’s not a problem can it please be hc’s?

SO basically.. the youngest sibling curtis sister. I gotchu! Sorry for replying really late.

The baby😭😭

Everyone is protective over you.

Even if you aren't really involved in the gang, they still are protective.

No one in the gang dares to hit on you.

They will face Darry's wrath.

Everyone's super strict.

"Thats too short" or "You can't go out alone" or "why are you late"

They will chase boys off

Since you're a year younger than pony, your 13.

Puberty is hard without your mom.

Darry tries his best.

Won't let you hang around certain guys and girls.

Pony doesn't want you around Dally

IF YOU CUSS, you're dead.

"Shit" "HEY! LANGUAGE YOUNG LADY!"

Darry wants you to be innocent for as long as you can, but in this neighborhood, it's very hard to.

He'll have to realize that soon.

Everyone will.

[kamii-2]

PLEASE INCORRECT QUOTES WITH CURTIS SISTER

I LOVE THIS IDEA, IM GONNA ADD THINGS MY FRIENDS/FAMILY HAVE SAID TO THIS TOO (like things they have said but as the curtis sister and the other gang members) I HOPE YOU ENJOY BOOKIE!!

warnings: cussing, cigarettes

genre: funny

not proofread 🫨

y’all idk why but i can imagine the curtis sister being lesbian 😭 also we are gonna call curtis sister ‘c.s’ bc i don’t feel like typing all that

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c.s (curtis sister if you didn’t read the top): darry told me that next time i prank pony he’s gonna pull a prank on me by sending me to boarding school

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dally: wanna see a cool trick?

c.s: yeah

dally: *punches her*

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c.s: *sees two-bit with a wig on*

c.s: i need a cigarette

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c.s: my dick is so long that when i go to take a shower i have to pull it in like a rope

dally: well mine orbits the earth

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soda: do you like anal

c.s (not listening): yea

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c.s: truth or dare

steve: truth

c.s: i dare you..

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c.s: *eating school food*

c.s: these bitches put their foot into this shit

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c.s: why are you sagging boy

ponyboy: you’re right *pulls pants up*

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soda: *running away from c.s*

c.s: RUN IF YOU LIKE MEN

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c.s: *trying to talk to cherry after an argument*

c.s: do you love me

cherry: no

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c.s: *talking to cherry*

c.s: what if we fucked right now and didn’t tell anybody

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c.s: *sees johnny*

c.s: he looks a little fruity

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cherry: *walks past*

c.s: ooh my dick getting hard

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c.s: if you speak you’re gay

ponyboy: you know what? what if i am?

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*in a quiet room*

soda: *messing with c.s*

c.s: *loudly* soda can you stop messing with me

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c.s: *looking at report card*

c.s: bro i’m failing p.e??

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the gang: *laughing*

c.s: laugh if you like dick

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c.s: i just walked past the shepard house and seen angela beating the fuck out of curly

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two-bit: no nut november just started

c.s: it’d gonna be a hard month

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i hope you enjoyed these incorrect quotes and don’t mind the fact that i made c.s lesbian and dating cherry, please lmk if i should keep her lesbian and in love with cherry!! anyway i hope you have a good day/night, love you all bye 💋

[whimsylace]

Hey mate; in your Tags you were asking for asks and as you are the (self proclaimed) #1 Darry apologist, I thought you might want to share some of your Darry Headcanons with the world?

DARRY CURTIS HEADCANONS

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anon i love you so much oh my god. ur ask was like a gift from god or sumh💯💯🗣️🗣️ THANK U SM FOR THE ASKK IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SHARE THESE !!!!!!!!!!!

he sleeps in his parents’ old room

secretly drinks when he’s having a tough time. the only two people that have caught him are soda and two

has dimples. this is basically canon because patrick swayze has them but its not talked ab enouhj!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!11

has caught dally drinking from their fridge straight out the carton before and forbid him from ever going near the fridge again.

^isn’t aware that the entire gang does this (-pony and johnny because they’ve been paranoid that they’re going to get banned from the fridge ever since that incident.)

rants to tim all the time. tells ponyboy to stay away from the shepards but is also besties with the literal leader like hmmmmm,,, sometjing isn’t right here…………

was the first person dally met when he came to tulsa. literally scooped him up into his arms and brought him home.

sSPEAKING OF DAL! darry worries waay too much about him. dallys like a kid brother to him n hes just constantly paranoid something bads gonna happen to him.

((the “dally sees darry as an older brother” headcanon is literally whats keeping me going rn🙏))

sleeps with his childhood teddybear . their parents gave it to him on christmas when he was 7 and has been attached to it ever since.

actually rlly interested in literature!!! he’s tried to write a couple books by himself before but couldnt get them published.

tries to always wake up early so he gets to make breakfast (he doesn’t want their kitchen to be in flames when he wakes up)

gets genuinely upset when someone makes fun of his age. he grew up too fast cries bawls shits

would always bake with his mom!!!! they would bake together every week. it’s how he has his moms chocolate cake recipe memorized.

has really fancy handwriting. except it used to be all fancy and now it just looks like a doctors note

helps two-bits mom with cooking and his sister with her homework. also does two’s chores in return for stolen free beer (not buying it himself makes him feel less guilty)

would take every stray cat home if he could. prefers cats to dogs because he hates how noisy they are,, but he adores puppies .

I HAVE MORE BUT I DONT WANNA MAKE THIS TOO LONG SORRY🤕🤕