#type: uncle

[ask-jackie-chan]

[[ sigh, one of the show's disappointments

It feels like Jade is carrying at least 30% of the show's female power, since she's one of the main protagonists in the show. I know it has to be a Kids WB exec meddling because I remember seeing an old JCA commercial somewhere on YouTube where there was a week of showing Jackie and El Toro team-up episodes, but none for Viper.

Even in the J-Team official poster, Viper stays getting left out!

Paco's face is there more than Viper? He's not even official

Be a woman in Jackie Chan Adventures, you're either:

Super cool character who's only in one episode and never talked about again (Amber, Vanessa Barone, even though she made a cameo in another episode but she wasn't as prominent so I don't count it, Portia Martindale, Miss Kimber, Sumo Girl etc etc.)

Prominent for a few episodes then slowly gets pushed more and more to the background and loses all character and purpose (Viper, Miss Hartman).

Get dumbed down to being nothing but a love interest to one of the main characters (once again Viper).

Can't be a grown woman (as much as I love Jade, Viper needed more focus and storyline).

Sexist stereotype (Tohru's mother).

Can't be a Dark Hand enforcer (I still have no idea why they never employed one, Viper needs someone to beef with like come on)

Butt of every fat joke (Po Kong)

Women were constantly getting robbed in that show, either they were overshadowed by the men, not focused on enough or just there for background noise.

I know this technically isn't a "girl's" show but come on, the show treated women like they were such an alien concept, I want more women outside of just Jade and Viper.

Like doesn't Viper have any female friends outside of the J-Team, who are they? What are they like? Do they know about her work?

Jackie had a female friends named Amber, she was only in one episode but she was still very interesting to me with the little time she had onscreen.

Like I want to know more about her, what is her and Jackie's relationship, how did they meet, what does she do outside of work?

I would've liked to see her pair up with the J-Team in an episode but nah f**king around with El Toro and El Toro's #1 d**krider is obviously more important.

Seriously, as much as they tried to make El Toro interesting him and Paco just came off as annoying and unnecessary.

The fact that both of them have more episodes than Viper put together is evident of blatant favoritism in the writing room.

Why didn't they ever give the Dark Hand a female enforcer? Was Valmont sexist or something?

If Shendu had a son then who's the mother? What happened to her? Where is she? And do the other demons have offspring too?

Why were there no female Oni generals?

What would a female Dark Chi warrior look like?

Give me something dammit.

[roundworm1111]

[cla-oh]

My beloved 🥺🤲💜

[nay-lon]

singing 'round the campfire to combat the epilogue loneliness

[wolfred09]

Ohhhh....🔥

[johnofwar]

This artwork is so wholesome and adorable ❤️

Made by InspectorValvert on deviantart

[chio-chan2artbox]

Matching slippers

[dad-fucky]

What if dad caught his sons kissing in their room and the boys are just mortified and red-faced and dreading what their punishment will be as they make their way downstairs to the living room, sat in silence waiting like their dad told them to. The knock at the door is sudden and has the boys jumping out of their skin. This is it. Dad called the police, or their mother, and they're going to be punished and scolded for being so gross. Dad opens the door to the boys uncle, older than their dad by a couple years but not very much taller, just as an imposing a figure as their dad. The boys brace for a lecture, the news that one of them is going to be sent to live with their uncle, but it never comes. Instead the two men talk about how it was for them growing up, how they were best friends and did everything together. Their uncles hand rests on the small of their dads back. They go on to explain how its normal to want to experiment, but sometimes you need to be taught. The boys dont move as they watch their dad, the main authority figure in their life, moan softly into his brothers mouth, their hands gently touching and squeezing one another all over. The boys start to breathe heavily as they watch their dad pull their uncle in by his belt loops, moaning louder as their hips meet. The boys are flushed and squirming again, but this time not with embarrassment. As their dad pulls away, breathing heavier and hard, he turns to his sons. "Your turn."

[balltongue111]

James with his little nephew

[shimamom]

a little more

[henry7931]

Uncle Nephew Swaps Vol.1

A Very Different Vacation

Caleb:

My best friend Jake and I always travel with our families together. His parents are friends with my parents and I’ve grown up with him all my life.

And when it came time for our family beach trip, we decided to shake things up. Specially, we switched bodies with our uncles!

That’s right! Our entire trip will be me in my uncle Shawn and Jake in his uncle Mike.

So far I’ve really enjoy being inside of Shawn. Especially since we haven’t told anyone in our families about the swap. Luckily, both Shawn and Mike are single so we can do just about whatever we want!

That means if we want to go golfing all day, party all night, it’s really up to us!

I’m not gonna lie, it’s kinda hot being inside of my uncle Shawn. He’s a good looking guy and I can’t help but notice my attraction to Mike’s body. I wonder if Jake would be down to fool around.

His uncle has a sexy chest, he’s fit like Shawn, and from the bulge I’ve seen Jake sport around on the beach— I just know that thing is big!

Maybe after we go out tonight, I’ll try to make my move. In the meantime, I’ll just low key flirt with him.

Wait a minute, I wonder… if I’m so attracted to Mike inside of my uncles body… does that mean Shawn and Mike may already have a thing?

Uncle Shawn:

“Okay smile for the camera!”

I feel Mike grab on tight to my nephew’s shoulder and seductively rub down my back as the photos over.

“You wanna get ready for the beach?” I ask him with a big grin on my face.

“Oh yeah let’s go get ready.”

The second we get back to our shared room, Mike yanks off my pants and my nephew’s eager dick comes flying out.

“Shit, Shawn this is so wrong but I love having these bodies. The amount of times we can keep going in one day.”

“I know! You thought this mornings shower session was enough but damn! I’m already horny again!”

My grabs on to my borrowed cock and I yelp.

“Sorry it’s just so sensitive.”

“It’s all good, I like making you squirm a bit,” he says toying with Caleb’s 21 year old leaking equipment.

I look down at Jake’s beautiful big feet. Mike’s really good at putting those toes to work.

“Ohhh does someone want me to jerk them off again with these toes?” he says wiggling them in front of me.

“Please…”

Mike kisses me with his soft lips. We end up making out for a few minutes before he pushes me back on the bed.

“You ready ‘Caleb’?”

“Oh my ready ‘Jake’!”

Mike wraps Jake’s toes around Caleb’s sensitive cock and i immediately start moaning.

He runs his toes over the shaft down to Caleb’s tight balls.

“Ohhhhh…”

He proceeds to put the other foot towards my face and I start sucking on his toes.

I get the foot good and wet before he switches off to the other one.

His feet stink mainly from him refusing to wear any socks all trip but Mike knows I love nothing more than natural body odor. He’s even wore the same pair of boxers all week which he’s even cum into a couple of times.

I feel him start to pump faster with Jake’s toes. I rub and down his hairy legs. We keep eye contact which is so sexy to me. Both of us don’t want to miss a minute of our experience.

Now we’ve both fooled around with body swapping, especially with each other. I’m normally fucking my own body most of the time when I’m with Mike. But this switching bodies with our nephews all week is a whole new level of kinky!

I soon feel myself get close…

“MIKE!!! IM ABOUT TO!”

Cum squirts all over the place including all over his borrowed feet. Mike lets me lick them clean.

“Now my turn!”

Mikes pulls down his nephews pants and his cock is throbbing. He pushes my face into his crotch and the smell is overwhelming.

Mike throat fucks me tor 10 minutes before exploding down my nephews throat.

We lay back in bed and cuddle our nephews baked bodies together.

All of the sudden someone knocks at the door.

“Hey! Are y’all coming down to the beach?”

It’s my own voice with my nephew controlling it.

“Yeah give us a few! We’ll be down shortly ‘Uncle Shawn’!”

“Ready for the beach?” I say kissing him on the cheek.

“Yeah let’s get dressed!”

Uncle Jax’s Body For Halloween

Timmy couldn’t believe his uncle agreed to swap bodies with him for Halloween! Timmy wanted to feel like a real life superhero so what better way than his uncle Jax’s muscular body.

Now with the latest available technology these days body swapping had become the newest trend for costumes. Especially since home swap devices are so popular, you can really be however you want!

Luckily for Timmy, he’s gets to be his cool uncle all night! I’m sure he’s going to have lots of fun!

Uncle Rocky’s Massive Bod

Jeremy:

I work for my uncle Rocky and when he told me about his vacation I was super nervous to get everything done since I’m no where near as strong as him. But he told me not to worry that he has a plan.

So the day before he was planning to leave he called me to meet him at his house. That’s when he told me about his plan.

I wasn’t prepared for the words that came out of my uncles mouth. He told me we are going to swap bodies for a week. He’ll take my body on vacation while I stay at his house and go to work as him.

“Really uncle Rocky?!?!”

“Yep! Just be careful with my body.”

So here I am inside my uncle doing a bunch of physical labor. Kinda cool right?!?

I’m surprise by just how much easier it is to get stuff done with his big muscles.

The best part about all of this is that after I finish up, I get to go back to his place and enjoy just being him.

My Uncle is a handsome guy and I’m fully aware of it. He even has a giant thick cock which is so fun to jerk off with!

Tonight, I made him a Grindr page. I’m hoping I can find a really cute guy with his body that will let me top him. That shouldn’t be too hard, as long as they can handle this massive monster!

[thegoodmorningman]

If you're in the United SA today, treat your vote like the level 8 spell Sunburst and cast that shit against some Nazis this Morning. Good Morning.

[theartingace]

Enjoy a big ol scribble pile of Malevolent faces, Ft. Me desperately trying to draw arthur's face the same way twice (and failing) exploring some s1-4 fits, Butcher and Uncle cause why not!

[yueyie]

Jin ling: Jeez …

[aesopsharpmybeloved]

I got this little idea last night, and been thinking about it ever since. Even tough outlaws need to have some innocent fun sometimes!

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Hide & Seek with the Van Der Linde Gang

Arthur: Okay hider, much better seeker. His tracking skills are formidable, and he'd have no problem finding most players. Only problem is that his steps are quite loud and very recognisable, announcing his presence and giving the players a chance to get away. Is always somehow able to get out of Charles’ grip and flee, screaming “I am free!”

Charles: Being an incredible hunter, he's an excellent hider and seeker. He's, unlike Arthur, completely quiet, and is perfectly able to sneak up on people. However, he takes it way too seriously - when he's the one hiding, he even covers all the tracks after himself. When he's seeking, he hogties the players upon finding them, and brings them into a pile.

John and Javier: They originally made a deal to hide together, and serve as double lookouts. At first they're confident, but then Arthur gets too close and looks in their general direction, and John panics, and with a “Every man for himself!” pushes Javier out of their hiding spot towards Arthur, and LEGS IT.

Sean: His hiding spots are questionable at best, but he makes them work… For a short while, anyway. He's super strung up as soon as he sees the seeker, even if they're nowhere near him, and decides to try and bolt, giving himself away in a shock of red hair. 

Bill: Poor guy gets always found first. He's just too big to fit properly in most hiding spots, and he has a habit of grumbling about his discomfort at being stuck somewhere tight, so he gives himself away a few minutes into the game.

Kieran: Is also super easy to find, because he fidgets, making small noises, and gasps when a seeker gets too close. Honestly though, he's not too sad about having been found, he's just happy to be included.

Tilly and Trelawny: They are masters at hiding, and incredibly hard to spot. Tilly is able to fit and hide into places the seeker wouldn't even think to look, while Trelawny is the master of disappearing. The seeker always feels that they saw him out of the corner of their eye, but when they turn around, poof, he's just gone.

Mary-Beth: She gives herself away by giggling uncontrollably when someone gets too close, which is a shame, because she genuinely has good hiding spots.

Karen: The girl is an absolute menace, using her environment to her aid, tossing small objects around to create a sound distraction, and only lets herself be found when she decides she's thirsty and wants a drink.

Lenny: Constantly changes his hiding spots, and is quite formidable with it too. He never stays more than a few minutes in one spot, in case the seeker decided to check out wherever he is currently.

Reverend Swanson: He's not found until noon of the second day. He stumbled into some bushes, and passed out cold. The next day, Bill almost shot him, because he thought the shaking bush concealed a rabbit or something.

Sadie: Is not much of a hider. That is, she can hide really well, but finds it boring. However she is a terrifying seeker, even more so than Charles. She's fast, and she's quiet, and her “Found ya!” while revealing the hider, is just a total jump scare.

Abigail: Plays for a little bit, then lets herself be found, just so she can go relax. She's been working the whole day, let her live for heaven's sake.

Jack: Everyone 'ignores' him. Like, yes, they can hear the little kid laughing as he's only partially concealed by the door, but they pretend they don't, so that he can have fun. He ends up revealing himself when he gets bored, usually getting a “Woah! I didn't even see you!” reaction in return.

Uncle and Pearson: Decided to leave this activity to the younger folk, Uncle's lumbago is acting up, and there's no way Pearson's large muscular frame (his own words) would fit anywhere. They're playing cards outside, Uncle probably spinning some wild tale about how he once managed to hide in a rich Lady's closet all evening long, before being discovered by a maid, who however didn't give him away because he seduced her.

Molly: She doesn't really think the game is below her or anything, but she's got this new pretty dress, and she just had a bath and brushed her hair and trimmed her nails, and really, that's no way to be crawling and climbing around, trying to hide. 

Susan: Shaking her head, and hoping nobody maims themselves when they're running around. "Goddamn children, the lot of you..." She reads a good book instead. But don't go to her for hints, as she will give you a mean look and call you out for trying to cheat.

Strauss: He also doesn't join in, he's got numbers to count and books to keep, and, really, this is just silly. However, he's something of a tattler, and when the seeker walks by, he casually mentions having heard a sound from somewhere some time ago.

Micah: Bitterly sitting by himself by the campfire, mocking everyone for playing a children's game under his breath. Honestly though, he wasn't invited to join in the first place, anyway.

Hosea and Dutch: Sitting together, passing a bottle of whisky between them, just sort of watching and chucklin at the antics of their kids.