usually the payment is tit pics but u are married so
Masturbation immigration liberal kitsch
Sorry i thought i was matty healy
Yeah for u and jj i can
Jerk off
@justleaveatnine babe cancel the band
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I need to hold him or I DIE
Iu di3zzz
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auuuuuuuuuu my head. cat beating me in the head with tail
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mmmmmorning im goin right back to bed now im too tired for this
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It isa sortt of whiplash seeing my name in contexxt not pertaining to me
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i busted up the ligaments in my dominant hand over the weekend and it’s still so sore and swollen, and i don’t have full movement in my hand back so can’t grip things properly. and yET. i Chose to go to a sushi restaurant for lunch today where you need to use chopsticks which requires at least some dexterity of which i currently Do Not have
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i always overshare when drunk or high and being in the car with my gfs dad is not the time to overshare holy shit
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i’m a brand new women i put on my press is for boygenius omg
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one thing about this season of d20 that is absolutely driving me up the wall is how easily I can imagine Bruce Willis, at the height of his powers, effortlessly channeling Paula Donvaldson trying to pilot his body. it would have been one of the great comedy performances of all time. Oscar-worthy. he had the comedic chops, he could absolutely have sold being a thirsty middle-aged divorced lady security guard suddenly dropped into the body of an action hero!
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Vivziepop male character: *is supposed to be hot and attractive. Canonically everyone wants to fuck him, he is flirty, confident and makes everyone fall in love with him as soon as he appear. Hes got the best voice actor to make the most masculine and attractive voice to match his supposed sexiness. Everyone in the fandom talks about how he makes them wet their panties*
The fucking character design:
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