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usually the payment is tit pics but u are married so
Masturbation immigration liberal kitsch
Sorry i thought i was matty healy
Yeah for u and jj i can
Jerk off
@justleaveatnine babe cancel the band
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shot-by-cupid · 8 months
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I need to hold him or I DIE
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Iu di3zzz
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bishounen-jump · 1 year
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auuuuuuuuuu my head. cat beating me in the head with tail
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poems-of-a-lover · 1 year
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mmmmmorning im goin right back to bed now im too tired for this
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everyeyeismine · 2 years
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It isa sortt of whiplash seeing my name in contexxt not pertaining to me
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alisoncooper · 2 years
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i busted up the ligaments in my dominant hand over the weekend and it’s still so sore and swollen, and i don’t have full movement in my hand back so can’t grip things properly. and yET. i Chose to go to a sushi restaurant for lunch today where you need to use chopsticks which requires at least some dexterity of which i currently Do Not have
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i always overshare when drunk or high and being in the car with my gfs dad is not the time to overshare holy shit
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thebeahiive · 11 months
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i’m a brand new women i put on my press is for boygenius omg
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citrenecult · 6 months
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Drew the Lamb, Narinder, and the Follower Bishops.
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Some close ups.
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stuckinapril · 9 months
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friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me
#It’s just so different#even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol#in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps#if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it#esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends#no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr#u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS#meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life#this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation#like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !!#& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers#who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them#and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends#it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me#I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc#like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this#so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works#p
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wardingshout · 9 months
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Zelda goes mushroom girl
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mostlyjustgoose · 2 months
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one thing about this season of d20 that is absolutely driving me up the wall is how easily I can imagine Bruce Willis, at the height of his powers, effortlessly channeling Paula Donvaldson trying to pilot his body. it would have been one of the great comedy performances of all time. Oscar-worthy. he had the comedic chops, he could absolutely have sold being a thirsty middle-aged divorced lady security guard suddenly dropped into the body of an action hero!
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youtube-miru · 1 year
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skyx-the-witch · 1 year
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Vivziepop male character: *is supposed to be hot and attractive. Canonically everyone wants to fuck him, he is flirty, confident and makes everyone fall in love with him as soon as he appear. Hes got the best voice actor to make the most masculine and attractive voice to match his supposed sexiness. Everyone in the fandom talks about how he makes them wet their panties*
The fucking character design:
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leaving-fragments · 1 year
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the struggle is real
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