#uggghh baby

[calvin-andhobbes]

[away-ward]

even here, in my DIY willemmy friends-to-lovers au, em's the one to end it. because she's the stronger one.

See. She can make sacrifices.

[kpopscruggles]

More shit I was thinking about... 

Eunseok and giving him a messy hand job to relive stress!!!!   

Giving him sweet little kisses while your foot begins to run against his bulge 

“Baby....Please, I need you~” 

He’s just so relaxed once you begin to pull his cock out and stroke it, feeling I get hard in your hands 

He’s leaving kisses on your temple, he’s exhausted but he needs to cum so bad~ 

You'll start spreading his precum as you stroke him 

Start to hear how messy his cock is when seeing a small bead of precum as his hips shiver and he’s trying not to cum!! 

Watching the thick cum drizzle down your hand and some weak pants leave him 

UGGGHH the way he’d sound as he cums! 

“Baby...baby I’m close~”  

“Press harder!” feeling you press your thumb on his tip before watching him finally hit the limit we were just talking about 

[princessbrunette]

sorry i know this is an obx x reader blog but i would date puppy reader 🐾 i'd put the hose on and let her run around the garden. i'd sit on a deck chairs by the pool while she yells "look at tricks i can do!" and i'd nod and thumbs-up approvingly. i'd match my outfit to her hair ribbon and go on supply runs to 7/11 with her (she always gets the blue slushie i know this) and volunteer at the animal shelter with her. she is my baby!!! 🩷

omggggg ……… the puppy reader girls are going to be after u babe hehe

this is such a compliment to my writing tho like u rlly are attracted to a character i came up with uggghh kisses !!!!!!!!!

[chubbyreaderchan]

okeeey, a request for you... sesshomaru loses his wife while giving birth. I want to know what will happen in the mind of the demon king because uggghh I need pure anguish please... maybe later I will make a happier request hahha

A/n: Jokes on you, because I've been watching call the midwife and this is the perfect thing for my new special interest of historical baby birthing. I just wrote a quick lil blurb. But I can do head canons if you'd like of how he'd raise his baby.

Tw: death of reader, child birth, blood

“She’s bleeding,” the elder of the village said to a young woman. “Fetch more water and cloths,”

 Their silver haired baby rested next to his woman, and Sesshomaru simply watched.

Sesshomaru growled. Her face was significantly pale, and the metallic sting of her blood burned his nose and wrecked his soul. But even now, he stayed cold.

“S-Sesshomaru,” she whimpered, looking into his golden eyes.

He was at her side in an instant. His fingers gently pressed against her cheek, sweat coated her face. Part of himself cursed his love for her, a mere human so weak that bleeding in such a way was deadly.

The demon knew death like he knew an old friend, he could see it from miles away. She was going to die because he wanted her to bear a child. He wanted to see her carrying his pup, but he did not think her body would collapse so severely after the birth.

“Please, don’t…. don’t hate our child,” She whimpered.

Sesshomaru’s eyes widened.

“He’s going to need you, please don’t blame him,” she pressed a cold kiss to his palm.

The baby’s cry pulled him from her, but just a moment.

These moments were one of the few times he wished he still had Tensaiga. She would die, yes but he could bring her back and he’s never allow her to bare another pup for her entire days.

“Hold him, please,” she begged weakly.

Sesshomaru looked at the killer of his woman. He looked like the demon lord but yet, something about his face looked like her.

“Please,” she begged him.

He needed to please her. Sesshomaru would literally tear down nations if it would make her happy. The dog demon lifted the baby into his arms, it’s cries turned louder and Sesshomaru felt angry.

But then the baby looked at him with her eyes. She was in him. In his very soul.

“Sesshomaru, I love you,” she whispered.

Her eyes fluttered closed and his world became silent.

“I love you,” he said softly.

[cxhleel108]

LITG S8 Thots for this week: Y’all funny bruh

(Me watching everyone have a meltdown over that lil “anti-cheat system” trick while my shit was sitting untouched. They going to hell for that Idk)

• Why literally every single season the bitches that’s always causing drama wanna sit and act like they don’t? Can we please get ONE real bitch to just be straight up like “yeah I like to start shit and I’ll do it again”?

• Jin romancers don’t come for me cuz I like him too but I gotta speak real!

• Outfit time!

• These are much better swimsuits in my opinion. Also GAY RIGHTS BIKINI ACHIEVED!

• Right boo.

• This I-Spy challenge idea kinda messy as hell ooooouuuu y’all ate that I can’t lie.

• Claudia sis no…that’s nasty.

• Luna, you starting to make an enemy outta me young lady.

• “This is I Spy, not I Imagine” pleasekfmdmsm ate that.

• OH I WANT IT BAE CLOCK THAT BITCH TEA!

• Omgggg the comebacks this season I can’t.

• That tired attempt at trying to get me to fight with Oakley oh boo try again! Unlike y’all, me and my nigga secure!

• Jin secretly kissing Sophie coming out of nowhere like what the???

• Girl you was literally just trying to defame my character- ok whatever.

• I know you fucking lying. Uh uh.

• Trying to get me to help send y’all to the hideaway when the both of you been testing my patience the past few days is CRAZY like no baby get somebody else to do it😭😭😭

• Outfit time again!

• Oh bitch we got the hennessyyyyy!!!! Like both these outfits eat DOWN.

• “I didn’t think what I said would cause so much drama” Oh Theo please even you don’t believe that.

• Theo flirting with me right after he just said voting for him and Clauds to go to the hideaway wouldn’t be a waste of my vote…😕

• The compliment party was a cute idea. You’re getting back in my good books Jin, congratulations!

• Anti-social Annie’s???😭😭😭

• Girl he betta be twerking with that big ole ass he got!

• Well…she get money. Her body tea. She super thick. She super pretty. Like why wouldn’t you be?

• I mean duh we won the hideaway challenge. We the only couple that’s not damn near a lost cause. Uggghh yes #BlackLove!

• Outfit time again again!

• Ok I know we all kinda tired of wearing Savage X Fenty lingerie every goddamn night but we can ignore that this time cuz 1. we tryna get FAWKED tonight and 2. these are sooooo cute I’m sorry.

• Ugh Oakley is soooo…like pull dat fucking dick out I’m not playin with you!

• Them bringing that stupid ass box back with same shit yet again oh brotherrrrr can we get something else???!!!! Like some chocolate sauce, a whip, handcuffs, hell a fucking dildo even just SOMETHING ELSE!

• He brought us a whole breakfast spread after dicking us down y’all. When we’re married by the end of this then what?

• Quite literally what else is there to expose my god. Are y’all gonna tell me y’all had a villa orgy before I got here like shit!

[anubisthe1]

If sasuke was born after the nine tails attack his name would be diffrent.

I mean instead of showing loyalty to the third hokage, fugaku would have decided to give his first warning to konoha and straight up name him madara.

Bonus point: obito thinks madaras soul lives in itachis little brother so he would constantly kiddnap the baby and ask him deep philosophcal questions.

Bonus bonus point:

Itachi: who are you?

Obito: my name is madara uchiha

Itachi gasps : from the future??

Obito: uggghh

Extra bonus point:

The kage sumit: madara just declared war

Naruto slaming his fist on the table : HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!

[dragonsareoverrated2]

📢 rant about how your username is correct (how dragons are overrated)

*Cracks fucking knuckles*

@pkmn-ken @dorakoryusei I suggest you two dont look, I let out a lot of frustration I have with people who excessively use dragon types without knowing what theyre doing and people who are uncreative with their team builds.

Too many people use dragons as a round out for their damn teams instead of getting fucking creative with the types they have for their fucking line up.

Have a strong weakness to electric? Get a dragon type with earthquake!

Have a strong weakness to water? Get a dragon type that can use grass or electric moves!

Have a strong grass weakness? Get a dragon type!

So on so forth

Just get yourself a damn ground type, get a full on electric/grass type, GET A POKEMON THAT HAS A PROPER SUPER EFFECTIVE ATTACK AGAINST GRASS TYPES IT IS SO NOT HARD

Dragonites are fucking everywhere, where the hell are the T-Tars and Metagross? What happened to those pokemon?? Oh and don't even get me fucking STARTED on Garchomp, over rated shark!

No one takes the time to train other damn pokemon half the time, dragons are just soooo fucking popular that better types fall to the damn wayside.

Why don't I see more steel types? Fairy types? Dark types?? Hell! I see more Dragon types on trainers teams then fucking PSYCHIC TYPES! Those things used to be fucking EVERYWHERE ON TEAMS! So many people build their teams around one fucking dragon instead of doing something creative like build around sandstorm or build around a whole range of pokemon

Then theres the fuckers who prance their dragons around like they are the gift to all man kind!

The amount of so called 'Dragon Masters' Ive seen that treat their dragon types like oversized babies that can do nothing wrong is fucking STAGGERING

And the damn EGOS on the FUCK HEADS

They have fucking TEMPER TANTRUMS when I bring out Yuki as if I DARE use a other type than Dragon to defeat their prized lizards

Always twirling around with their stupid oversized capes laughing like evil villains saying that THEY are the BEST and NO ONE CAN DEFEAT THEM except THOSE WHO TRULY SEE THE MIGHT OF DRAGONS!!

Ugh UGH! FUCKING UGGGHH!!!

THERE IS VERY FEW PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A DRAGON AND KNOW WHAT THEYRE CAPABLE OF!

THERE IS VERY FEW PEOPLE WHO TREAT THEM WITH REAL RESPECT AND KNOW WHERE BOUNDARIES LAY WITH THEM

SO MANY PEOPLE JUST USE DRAGONITE AND GARCHOMP TO SOLVE THEIR DAMN TEAM COMP ISSUES INSTEAD OF LOOKING OVER THEIR FUCKING TEAM AND ASKING "Hmm do I really need a dragon type or do I just need to actually use my head and get creative"

FUCKING HELL UGH!!

Oh and that isnt to fucking MENTION the ELITISM with some dragon trainers-!

'Oh dont use Kingdra, its stats are abysmal' 'Dont use Drampa they cant do anything' 'Dont use Turtonator' 'Dont use Druddigon' 'Dont use Appletun'

USE POKEMON YOU LIKE NOT POKEMON FOR THEIR DAMN STRENGTH HAS KAREN TAUGHT YOU FUCKS NOTHING?!?

OH WAIT NONE OF YOU EVEN TOUCH THE GYM CHALLENGE THATS RIGHT!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M DONE!

[hannieween]

https://x.com/OptUScoups/status/1805423773547643335?t=4kCHIsDMkUSk7Pci3yf3dg&s=19

I am doing okay I guess... Just occupied with too much work and it's been exhausting 😕

Also ot13 in Europe 🥹🥹🥹

THIS MAN IFSTG

HE UGGGHH

the fit, the shades, the hat, the watch omg??? who STYLED HIM? literally who?? i wanna know because i want a word and if he styled himself, i wanna fuck

sidenote. i hope you get some time to rest baby!! 🩵🫂

[theclowndoes-selfships]

Found footage horror boyfriends! 💙🎥

(Yes, I used the same pose for both of them.)

*I'm so sorry for the shitty proportion and angling shit. I'm bad at perspective.*

[no drawing effects version below cut]

Uggghh- I'll get better at drawing Alex again eventually... just the same with Tim. >:/ dang you not drawing a character in a long time and losing your proficiency with them!

But... yep- say hi to Josh, guys!

[My idea is this relationship takes place BEFORE Alex's sort of descent into madness at the hands of the Operator, I guess? This is just two colleagues working on a film and being lovers.]

I'll write more about him eventually because I have some stuff tumbling around in my skull about these babies.

[I've never drawn facial hair on digital before, help- I want to make a full body ref for him so bad-]

also, lol. guess who DIDN'T draw adult Leenebastian the next time he drew? this guy!

[fluloa]

we miss u hoe. come back and write abt sexy blue baby daddy.

-🧸

GIRL HEYEYYEGSYZYEYEHEYEHEHEHYEYEYEHEYEYEYEYYEWYEYEYEYEYEYEYYEE it’s hard. LIKE??? IDK. I WANT TO WRITE ABT HIM TOO BUT AT THE SAME TIME ITS LIKE. I CANTvvv UGGGHH

[zvhw]

I need a Mina utted girlfriend so bad uggghh ):

im right here baby!

[therhythmafterthesummer]

AH I CANT WAIT TO SEE FATHER CHANGBIN I NEED AT LEAST A PEAK INTO INTO!!! SOMEDAY!!!! BUT I NEED IT!!!!

ohhhh some diversity 👀

we always talk about chris and babies, but i feel like changbin and babies is equally as deadly.

he'd be the such a good dad uggghh

[dio-the-thot-exterminator]

Old Art Archive

Phew we are getting into the big bosses, this is The Master and Pedro :)

AHAHA ok so Pedro literally has nothing on him (the blue one). Like he ever had a design before and this is a newer design. Let me tell you, my co author HATES it, they hate it so much. I was gagged because I thought it’s cute. Anyways my co author didn't give me an alternate design or any real feedback and or criticisms. So, it's going to stay until that happens., which i feel like is never because the bitch cant get their shit together. Ugh.

Honestly Pedro does nothing, he does not serve a purpose in the story other than to be cunty. I wanted Pedro to dress like a pimp because I thought it was funny, but like a real tacky one. Pedro is besties with The Madam and they like to kiki together after work. Everybody loves Pedro. I don't even remember how he got involved with The Company. I think The Madam brought him into it. I want to draw him again, maybe in different clothes. I feel like it’s weird because it’s human clothes, and he does not live in a human world. But I also feel like it would match because it is so weird looking on him.

Moving on. OKAY I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT THE FUCKING NAMES WE GAVE THESE CHARACTERS ARE HORRENDOUS. Like we just pulled up a random name generator and picked ones we thought sounded cool. Which is why The Master is named, “Belladonna Elvira”. I'm sorry I hate myself, i hate myself. How did I let this happen?

Sorry baby you got a doodoo ass name.

The design for The Master pretty much stayed the same because we wanted it to be simple. Black bodysuit, with maybe some cut outs to show skin, It has a mask and red eyes, some nice stompers on and we gotta incorporate chains somewhere. The Master can take any form (i usually have It fem cuz easy to draw). In the redesign I decided to make the bodysuit purple instead of black, and for It to have alt looks, like some with slick back hair and some with curly hair (closer to og). When The Master is working and It wants to wear “human” clothes It usually wears pants (or something easy to move around in). But whenever the lord is around and It wants to impress her, It wears a dress (impressed by Mortica and Angelica). The silver stuff is supposed to be chain accents. I don't think the design is bad...but i still this It looks to human UGGGHH. I’ll figure something out.

Anyways The Master is like... a shapeshifter. And shapeshifters are kind of...really desired. Like people kill over them, and in this world (shapeshifters only appear on land) all shapeshifters get...i guess drafted into the military and become weapons (nonhuman military). The Master did not want this life and basically was on the run until It met The Lord. The Lord basically took It in and The Master fell in love with her. LOL. So The Master is really, REALLY obsessed with the Lord and It just wants the Lord's love. The Master does not believe anyone but the Lord, and does whatever she says. The Masters job in the Company is to go to Earth (and around the other regions, sea, and sky). To spy and kidnap people to bring them back to “The Brothel” (not an actual brothel).

Bruh the Master is fucking UPS. That's all I feel like writing.

Ok BYE.

[allyouzombies]

dude i'm just liveblogging only friends at this point fuck it

it'd be fucking hilarious if boeing and mew ran away together id laugh so fucking hard

ATOM IS NOW THE MOST UNHINGED BITCH IN THIS CITY WTFFFD GOOD GOD

oh my god from only friends to not even friends broooo...

unhinged mew moment at the pool <3 it's always an unhinged mew moment when water is involved <3

sand is the child of both a milf AND a dilf...nobody is surprised and everybody is grateful

WHY IS THAILAND'S CAPITAL CITY NAME SO LONG! WHAT IN THE llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwy-rndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch????

wait oh my god is mewing actually going to win i'm gagginggg (in a good way fjsjxj)

boston is so fucking humiliated at having caught feelings i am CRYING i literally snorted at his hangdog expression like uggghh here's my stupid broken phone with your silly little portrait that makes me kick my legs and giggle smh

(i am going to fuckin throttle the local attorney t** s******** whose personal injury ads appear at least seven times an episode and for legal reasons this is a joke)

ray's sobriety journey arc honestly might cause a panic attack bc of my partner's drinking problem and how my trying to help him plays into the relationship. still watching the show tho lmao

JESUS CHRIST SAND anyway yeah panic attack...likely!

like yes i rewound to sand screaming fuck thrice but i swear i am normal and chill

mewing! at the lake

boeing's been around for one episode and some change yet he is by and large the cuntiest of them all. new baby girl alert!

emotional intelligence! at the nick

NASTY BROTHERS REUNITE

the shot of boston crying for real made me shout YESS and i sent my phone flying. normal!

how many times diD I CRY THIS EPISODE (four)

[deanwasalwaysbi]

What my brain's like watching The Winchesters ep 2 and noting what I want to post:

First moment, Russian dolls metaphor, GIF it

Lata at zombie v willow at body in call of the wild episode with abusive boyfriend GIF

"The box is not working" oooooo theories. Is that only for demons? Not zombie....

Mary on Samuel, thinking he's infallible even though she knows he's not. Samuel... marks his shotgun shells yet always covers his tracks. "Only bc he wants to send me a message" .... who says these messages are even from Samuel (probably are bc spn s1)

At commune: "the people who hurt you, but for most people, it's their parents" (cuts to John) GIF (Why why why. I want it to be that he'll hurt Dean but millie hurt him. Whyyyy millie thooo)

Millie ada at garage: Henry planted it, somehow it's still here after all these years. it's jasmine, for protection

WHERE THE FRAK IS DEANNA

Mary is posing as what she thinks she has to be, SO early Dean coded

Ada is going to be making tea. Hahaha yes it was tea

Ada and lata: the intelligencia

John with pipes, literally use a wrench John. Many explainers are maybe more than we need. Can't trust the audience anymore but, could be smoother.

Not cabaret, what did Joel Grey ever do to you

Mary was steamrolling but the moment Lata says she's wrong she listens. She apologizes. John also apologizes in this episode. Winchesters capable of growth. Who knew

Millies in a dress? No way. Not millie. I love that they've already established her enough for that to work. The audience saw ada tell her for us, but John should question it.

John being sure enough to attack millie is SOMETHING, just on her knowing Mary's name. Easier in a small town than knowing where to find you, idiot.

Old TV in hotel room.

AUDREY 3

She doesn't like children who disobey

Lata talks about the tunda attacking children, but these folks (although babies) are grown!

Monty Python "we're lost in a dark and very expensive forest"

This show needs better wig work. Psst psst psst hire me

Boy returning home, what was his "rebellion"? It seems like he just left, but rewatch for gay allegory

Every time John talks he sounds like early Tom Welling and it's so distracting

John and Millie are talking at the garage, but behind them ISN'T the aquestrian star. It's PART of it. 👀 Rune theory lives on.

Oh god. They're going to kill millie and she's going to tell John she loves him as she leaves through a door.

Clubhouse gives the Sunnydale library vibes

Ah crap. More writings to be normal about. Probably more runes.

Not millie smiling at Henry's Jasmine! Uggghh if Robbie wasn't writing this the fear of outing and killing millie would be massive

song title- cloak person

This could be Rowena even if Ruth won't be here until later, but seems like my for guess is akreda related

Omg the way I expect the grr arg end title card