#uhhh i'll give my ocs tags

[cavernclaw]

uhhh my drawings for the hex aggie. it's mainly my ocs though

[tildeathiwillwrite]

Tag Game: OC Mega Questionnaire

Thank you to @pluppsauthor for the tag! The Wheel spun Raiann Ignis blacksmith and Fire Mage from Trials of the Six, so here we go! My own notes are in blue.

Five things that make you happy:

Uhhh not being on a boat, getting a good night's sleep, a warm meal, a new pretty skirt, and beating Aquilar at cards. I'm a simple woman with simple wants.

If you could save just one other person who would it be?

Just one? Well, hate to say it but it's a toss-up between Aquilar and Jarsali. Whichever one's easier to grab. But I'd try to save the rest of my group regardless.

Tell us one of your funniest jokes:

Jokes are not my department, go ask Jarsali if you want a joke.

Where would you like to visit?

What I wouldn't give to see home. Or at least something reminiscent of it.

When do you usually go to sleep?

I don't know, when it gets dark out? A little while after sunset, usually, when the moons are visible. Yeah, Rymn has multiple moons. One's a reddish tint, the other blueish.

Are you a jealous person?

I'd like to think I'm not, but I'll admit I feel a little too possessive over Aquilar. Wish I didn't, but I think I miss when it was just us and Elya. At least I did at the beginning, but I like how it is now.

Have you committed a crime?

Personally I think executing Mages should be the crime, not rescuing them. But yes I've done some illegal things. I was on a privateering ship for three weeks, the Tectuma government paid us to do the illegal things.

Do you have a chore you usually hate?

Not really. Sometimes preparing meals can be frustrating, but I don't really hate any particular chore. A few years ago, when I worked at a forge, the worst chore I could have was cleaning the soot off everything. It was a mess. Glad I don't have to deal with that much anymore.

Tell me an embarrassing childhood story.

Oh... once when my sister and I were little we were playing with these sticks we found, pretending they were swords, except mine was surprisingly sharp for a stick so when I accidentally hit my sister's hand it started bleeding. Our mother saw the blood and panicked. My sister and I laughed about it years later but I still feel kinda bad about it.

Are you a good person?

Uh... depends on your definition of good. I'm currently helping save lives, so I think I'm a good person. The people who caused what I do to be necessary think I'm a bad person. I've killed in self-defense or to protect someone else. Does that make me a bad person because I killed, or a good person because I did it to protect myself or someone else? I don't know.

What’s the worst thing you have ever done? Do you regret it?

Getting myself exiled when I did. I should have acted so much sooner. I might have opened more people's eyes. Oh well. I'm sure fate intended for me to leave when I did.

What’s the quickest way to make you laugh?

When Korfel and Jarsali bicker it's always an entertaining time.

What is your favourite song right now?

I heard this one song from a street performer in Alynthi. The exact words escape me, but the tune has stuck in my head for a while now.

Do you sometimes wish to be someone else?

Ha! No. I sometimes wish I made different choices, but I'm happy to be who I am.

Do you push forward or take time to rest?

Hate to say it but I'm the over motivated type that needs to be reminded to take breaks otherwise I'll work myself ragged. Unfortunately in my choice of work those are few and far between, but at least I remember to sleep when I can.

What is your favourite drink?

I'm a te kind of woman. I usually just drink it black, but if we have it I sometimes add honey. Te (pronounced tay) is what most people call tea, both the Tectuma and Marelan cultures claim to have discovered it first. It's fairly widespread now mainly due to the Ilunian trading routes. White tea is the most popular currently, being the easiest and cheapest to produce. Te is also a staple of the smuggling trade, and Aquilar's ship made a ton of money for delivering such cargo alongside their privateering duties.

If you had to pick an item of clothing or accessory to wear for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Only that, or can I wear other stuff with it? I'm going to assume that you mean which item will I constantly be wearing. Well, most of my jewelry I wouldn't mind never taking off, I also always have my knives with me too. I guess it would be my bronze choker, my sister made it for me and it means a lot.

If you were forced to forget one memory, what would you choose?

Probably one of my embarrassing mishaps when I was learning to smith. One of the ones that didn't leave a scar. Or maybe one of the times I said the wrong thing that comes back to haunt me at night.

What is a positive thing your worst enemy would say about you?

Probably a backhanded compliment about my trade or skill. "She's a terrible person but hey at least she makes quality swords!" I dunno.

Tagging @fourwingedwriter @writer-of-worlds @geode-crystal @pluttskutt @leahnardo-da-veggie

@somethingclevermahogony and open tag! :D

Blank list:

Five things that make you happy:

If you could save just one other person who would it be?

Tell us one of your funniest jokes:

Where would you like to visit?

When do you usually go to sleep?

Are you a jealous person?

Have you committed a crime?

Do you have a chore you usually hate?

Tell me an embarrassing childhood story

Are you a good person?

What’s the worst thing you have ever done? Do you regret it?

What’s the quickest way to make you laugh?

What is your favourite song right now?

Do you sometimes wish to be someone else?

Do you push forward or take time to rest?

What is your favourite drink?

If you had to pick an item of clothing or accessory to wear for the rest of your life, what would it be?

If you were forced to forget one memory, what would you choose?

What is a positive thing your worst enemy would say about you?

[niennawept]

20 Questions for Writers

I was tagged by @lordoftherazzles and by @thenookienostradamus! Thank you both! These are some cool questions!

1. How many works do you have on AO3? Thirteen at the moment (not counting an Adar headcanon collection), but likely to be more soon.

2. What's your total AO3 word count? 170,865 (not bad for a year and a quarter)

3. What fandoms do you write for? Tolkien broadly (so far it's been Rings of Power, The Silmarillion, and The Hobbit - no LotR yet, but I do have an idea for one)

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos? Click with caution, all of these but the second one are rated E; apparently, I am mostly known for Adar smut: Scars of Silver and Gold, Because the world is ending, Mistletoe Mischief, Calendar Girl, Until the Stars Burn Out

5. Do you respond to comments? Might take me a bit, but yes, I always do. I figure that someone gave me a little of their time in writing out a comment and I can give them some of mine in return. It's especially fun when people are predicting things; I love hearing what they think will happen.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Mmmm. I think it's probably Scars? Without spoilers, my protagonist lost something very important to her and although there's a lot of good things about that ending - she's still going to have that loss to grieve in the next fic and it'll inform her next arc. I'd say it's still a bittersweet ending.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? I don't really do purely happy endings? I write a lot of hopeful endings, but most of them have some darkness lurking under them. I guess if I have to pick one, it's into the wild because that's technically a fix-it fic with Nienor getting saved by Mablung. Although, I might continue it some day, and it would inevitably get some Nienna-the-Song-is-tinted-with-grief flavoring.

8. Do you get hate on fics? Not so far.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Uh, yes. I'm not sure what "what kind" means here? I guess I've written a variety- from kind of dreamlike and romantic to fics featuring BDSM-related kinks.

10. Do you write crossovers? I have never written one. I think that I'd probably never directly write one. But I might do something like shove Elrond into the plot of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight for a bisexual awakening set sometime in the Second Age. Not sure if that's a crossover or just a retelling though.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not that I'm aware of.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Yes. Into Russian, if I remember correctly. It was a long time ago and I'm not in that fandom anymore.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? Yeah, I'd say my THAUC piece counts as co-written in the sense that my artist partner and I talked through the main ideas and beats of the story together.

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? Uhhh for Tolkien, I'm afraid I don't have one (I like a lot of ships, but there's not one all-consuming one). So - I guess I pick Sesshomaru/Kagome from Inuyasha? That's the pairing I read when I don't know what else to read.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? I don't start a lot of WIPs. I have a lot more ideas for fics than I have documents or text written, but I do have a Finrod piece that I'm not sure I'll ever finish. I have a lingering idea that might save it, but I think that needs more time in the oven.

16. What are your writing strengths? Mmm - I think worldbuilding, specifically for culture is one of my strengths. I also think that I have a pretty good ability to make OCs that people care about (something that was important with a mostly OC cast).

17. What are your writing weaknesses? I struggle with internality a lot. I find thoughts cumbersome to write, because I process most things by talking them out or writing them down. I also think I could tighten up the cast of characters and subplots. It's something I'll definitely be careful with in novels going forward.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? It really depends on the fic. In Tolkien's world, I think so much of culture is tied up in language that it's a little hard not to include some bits and snatches of other languages. It's important to provide translations in text, I think, but otherwise, go for it if it's important to your characters and your plot.

19. First fandom you wrote for? Alas, I don't talk about that fandom anymore. The author turned out to be terrible.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? Definitely Scars of Silver and Gold. It's my first completed longfic and I'm very proud of it, honestly. Are there some things I'd do differently? Yes. But I do love it. Honorable mention to peaches we devour, dusty skin and all. The YEARNING.

tagging (no pressure, just love): @runawaymun, @polutrope, @melestasflight, @fishing4stars

[fisticuffs-bee]

Favorite Character Poll (:

I'll even get Into It i have Reasons

Have you seen sonic. he's so cool. i literally keep getting the reputation of being The Sonic Guy because i do NOT shut up about that series when given the chance.

I simply have a tendency to love protagonists and watanuki is the protagonist of what is my favorite manga ever

You guys have no idea how much I think about vanitas. It's incredible I haven't posted more about kingdom hearts in general actually. but i think that's mostly because the only kh thing i think about is a massive au that is Such an undertaking that i dont really want to have to bother explaining it more than once akshfalksda

unfortunately, persona 5 left a huge impact on me when i was in high school. i wish that game was actually good for the hold that it still has over me.

i experienced twewy when i was an edgy middle schooler (hes a bit older, granted, but. lol just like neku) and it changed me forever. (i only said "and neo" bc i really like his design in neo it inspired me to use my adult money to go out and buy clothes that i actually like and not just wear whatever i still had of stuff my mom got me when i was in high school)

my favorite character of all time ever is my own blorbo salem jastres who is my oc ive had for nearly over a decade at this point. i have literally considered changing my last name to his whenever i get it legally changed. he is the guy i absentmindedly doodle in notebook margins. because i used him for a dnd campaign, i've got two versions of him running around and im equally obsessed with both. my friends jokingly accused me of kinning him. i literally never stop thinking about him. i HAD to give him some sort of mention here. but he's not a real option hes just the "i dont know these guys / i dont care / i just want to see the results" option

some honorable (or not so honorable, depending) mentions include: chai from hi-fi rush, zangetsu from bleach (hollow zangetsu), junpei tenmyouji from zero escape, and jak from jak and daxter (fun fact: zangetsu is the dishonorable mention i have a love/hate relationship with bleach)

[butterscotch-goat]

Your oc lore, please give it to me, I arrived very late and am rather confused but also incredibly intrigued! (Also side not idk how to explain it but your art is very comforting! Says the man who has seen 2 drawings. But my point still stands lol)

This means so much to me 🥹🥹 Im glad ur interested!!! I'll give u some quick summaries (quick as I can be bc once I start talking about my silly little blorbos it's hard for me to stop-)

IF YOU EVER HAVE QUESTIONS PLS ASK IM DYING TO TALK ABOUT MY GUYS

SO! First group of OCs is a project I'm currently calling "Escapism" which takes place in 1890s England. (Check the #buttersketch-escapism tag for content of em)

Okay so I started typing and realized I included WAYYY TOO MUCH info but I worked hard on it so I'll still include it, bUT

TLDR: Aster (tired, anxious, hopeful) is magic (plant magic) and is being used for experiments and tests by Charles(friendly guy, stubborn, cheery) and Beatrice(joyful, caring, passionate) until Beatrice herself becomes and experiment when Charles wants to find out what would happen if you attached wings to a human being. Also aster and Beatrice are girlfriends. Charles accidentally kidnaps Martha (extroverted, curious, peppy) because her magical(healing magic) girlfriend Grace died and Martha has info about her magic. Eventually Aster kills Charles and is haunted by her guilt, which is manifested in a character I call Ghost!Charles (self-explanatory)

Here's uhhh escapism for ya!! Sorry,, you don't have to read it there's a lot of text I know-

Second story which I haven't posted about as much as one I'm calling "Dawn" which takes place in the modern day, and is about demons & angels, heaven & hell & earth type stuff. Simpler than escapism, thank God- (check the #buttersketch-dawn tag for some content of dawn!!!!!)

Here's the cast!! Refs are somewhat outdated but do the job. (Sorry for the last image I don't have a ref for him yet)

I'll keep this short, for real this time!!

In 2019, Chigs accidentally falls off the edge of heaven and misses earth so they fall straight to hell. They didn't have any evil intent so are still an angel, but they need to find a way back to heaven. They stumble into Dawn's office and Dawn reluctantly agrees to help them. Frappe also barges into Dawn's office to hide, as she's on the run from the police. Gene comes around to check on Dawn and finds an outlaw and an angel. Dawn, Chigs, and Frappe run away to earth. Gene recruits Ronnette to help him track down the trio. The trio accidentally gets separated on their way to earth; Frappe and Chigs find each other but Dawn is left to navigate a modern day earth on her own. HIJINKS ENSUE!

time for some lore that's BARELY plot relevant!

Gene and Lucy used to be boyfriends but Gene broke up with Lucy in the 1920s because Lucy was so drowned in his work and wouldn't care about anything else. They get back together eventually tho :3 I make a lot of Lucy & Abigail content even tho he only shows up in like one flashback scene maybe??? Sorry about that.

Anyway THANK YOU FOR ASKING ABOUT MY GUYSSS I tried to keep it short, also bc it is getting late and I have school tomorrow OFBSHHDHFHDHSJ.

my inbox is ALWAYS open for questions of any kind so hmu if you ever have any!! Sorry again for all the info!!

[ardentem-iustitia]

HELLO i came from ur reblog tags on one of my posts on @kotarchipelago ,, pls talk to me ab ur silly little ocs ,,,,,, if u want ,,,, :)

BWAAAAA im so honored,,, uhhh runs to my wheel of 250 something ocs

i'll just talk about my pjsk babies because that's a mutual fadom!

yapping below the cut

so i have 3 main ones that i rlly care about (there are others but they are Bare Bones (tm))

kimi kusumoto

she was my first ever pjsk oc!! leader of me and @/zephryine-tale's oc unit - an accapella group called Modern Day RULERS! her character is very deeply intertwined with royalty and the isolation of being put on a pedestal - in her 'real life', she's considers the weird freak, grandiose loser etc. etc that virtually no one wants to hang out or be friends with because of her tendency to be self-centered and loud. (she has crippling npd </3) and the loneliness definitely took a toll on her, and she basically 'shuns' her real life in favor of believing she is destined for something way greater than herself- that she's royalty. which is how her royal SEKAI was born, a place where SHE could be the king of the world.

she's also the alto role and lead singer ^_^ mdr is uniquely an entirely vocal group teehee (no instrument!)

(images by @/cameatslemons and @/zephryine-tale!!!)

amaya arika

she's part of modern day RULERS with kimi! her story is similar in the sense that she is also socially shunned and disliked, but she's really lonely and just wants a friend :< SEKAI is her escape to be with people that accept her, listen to her, love her, etc. (she and kimi are... you know.... 🏳️‍🌈)

she's a soprano and backup singer :3

(both imgs by me zephryine made a better ref but i can't find it ;-;)

ryoko ono

this one's the kicker. she's part of lost-wishing and her story like the others is about things getting so bad for her she can't lie about it anymore! she's Gifted Kid Burnout Supreme - straight As, skipped a grade, and in every other extracurricular! her parents want her to be the perfect kid and that's damn well what she's gonna be- but her work ethic is definitely getting in the way of that (lol) since she's a winning horse. and when you have a winning horse, you run into the ground.

she's convinced herself that she just wants what her parents want for her- perfect grades, perfect resume, perfect college. but deep down, she'd rather do anything else- and that hidden shrieking abyss is her motif 😺 it's giving budget mafuyu BUT HEAR ME OUT (/silly)

she'll find herself eventually

she came to kumo and kazuko's SEKAI because she was lying to herself about her real wants and needs compared to her parents wants and needs as badly as the rest of l-w was, but after a lot (and I mean a lot) of work, they're all able to heal together!

shes my fave if you couldn't tell LMAOO

ty for letting me ramble waufh 🥹 luav you /p

[one-winged-dreams]

B-Word

ship: the reveries of my mind (adri x akingreaux), (pl: adri and mallory [oc]) source: original content word count: 947

uhhh UHHHHHHH

you know >_>;

Also introducing an old oc of mine, Mal. She's super goth, and a trans woman who changed her name to Mallory Practice because she's a badass that does burlesque and thought her stage name would be cool to have legally. Her gimmick is sexy nurse. I love her to pieces.

tag list: @dearly-beeloved @camellias-and-coriander @rebel-wolf13 @sunstar-of-the-north @mahitoslittlebird @goldenworldsabound @edencantstopfallininlove @sosoftandsweet @dorothys-wife @faerie-circle-ships @kylars-princess

"I'm gonna go take a smoke break, actually maybe watch the counter for me?"

Adri's head abruptly lifted from the surface of the checkout counter, unflatteringly disoriented.

"Wha? Oh shit, yeah okay, Mal."

Mallory regarded him behind raven-colored bangs, her ever-crimson lips pursing into a line.

Then she huffed.

"Not that it matters, your boyfriend has been chatting up the clientele the whole time you were dreaming about him."

The comment was brazen, and Adri's face went red.

"D-don't say that word, Mal!" he hiss-whispered.

He could FEEL Mallory's eyebrow raise despite being unable to see it.

"Say what? Boyfriend? That's like, what he is, right?"

Silence.

"Stop denying the boyfriend allegations. Doesn't he like, live with you? I told you how fucked that is, right? Because that's kinda fucked. You met him like what, a few weeks ago? A month tops?" Mallory's tone wasn't judgmental so much as blunt.

Technically, and he would never tell Mallory this, Akingraeux had moved in only a couple DAYS after they had met. Per their… Arrangement. But he couldn't exactly say, 'Hey, he's an old god that's starved for faith and I'm stupid and gay, so I said I'd give it to him.'

"Well he's… It wasn't in a gay way, he just needed a place to stay. He was… Inbetween homes? A-And he works from home, so how is he supposed to do his job if he's homeless!" Adri realized he had descended into frantic rambling, which was never a good look in Mal's eyes.

"Right," was all she said and this time, there WAS a tint of judgment to her words. Then she sighed, pulling out a box of menthols and shaking one out. "Well, if slash when he turns out to be a jackass, I'll totes drag him out of there by his hair if I need to. Though he kinda looks like the type of guy that'd like that."

"MAL!"

"ADRI!"

Adri's pout incited a Mallory smirk before she made her grand exit towards the back of the gallery. He made sure the clicking of her heels was out of hearing range before he came from behind the counter and made his way to the front of the shop.

Aki was there, his arms folded over his chest as the bell over the door rang, signifying that someone had just left.

"Stop scaring off the customers," Adri commented, crossing his own arms and craning his neck to look up at Aki as he stood beside him.

"I'm NOT! It's so hurtful that you would say that, have you considered people might actually want to come talk to me?" Aki mock-pouted, contrastingly wrapping an arm around Adri's shoulders and giving him a little shake as he was wont to do.

Adri couldn't help but crack a small smile, his cheeks heating up.

"Was that Kylar, then?"

"Del, actually. Birthday shopping and all that jazz."

Adri blinked.

"Oh shit, is Kylar's birthday coming up or something?"

Nodding, Aki screwed his mouth to the side thoughtfully.

"Yeah, wondering if we should get him something and/or what."

Adri mimicked the expression, finding himself leaning into Aki's side. He was always so warm. And he smelled nice. And-

"Uhhh, we could cut out the semantics and let him have first pick next market? No charge, obvs," he managed to keep himself from sounding flustered, though his face had reddened marginally.

"COOL, SO GLAD I ASKED YOU TO DO YOUR JOB, YOU'RE THE BEST, ADRI!" came Mal's voice from the back of the shop.

At the sudden scolding, Adri winced but smiled all the same.

"She's not being cruel, that's just her brand of affection. Buuut I'm sure you're acquainted enough to know that by now."

"Oh yeah, totally. You introduced me to your friends, biiig step. We'll be wed in no time," Aki squinted with an instigative grin, and Adri knew that he could feel the way his heart thumped wildly at the comment.

"N- Y- I-"

"Shhhh, don't talk. You're just so sexy when you speak eloquently to me," Aki mercilessly continued his onslaught of teasing.

"S-Stop it! You're so mean to me!" Adri ultimately pouted, ducking out from under his arm and standing with his back facing Aki.

Aki laughed, returning his arms to their position over his chest.

"Don't say that so loud, Mal might drag me out of here by my hair."

"She said she thinks you'd be into that."

"Oh, I am."

Checkmate, Adri's face burned again.

"I'm gonna goooo back to the gallery, I think some of the prints need restocked," he half-muttered.

"You want me to stay out of your way?" Aki inquired with a tilt of his head.

Silence.

"Ohhh, you want my company. How veeeerrry scandalous, being on the clock and all."

"D-Do whatever you want!" Adri whirled around now, biting his lower lip in embarrassment.

"Hah! What I want," Aki approached, his torturous advances continuing as he tilted Adri's head up, "is to spend a little quality time while you do what you love."

Adri hadn't expected something so romantic, his wide eyes blinking. He was unaware of how those eyelashes fluttering affected Aki, whose smirk widened further only slightly.

"O-Okay… Thanks," was all he could bring himself to say, turning his head to the side, as was the only way he could escape eye contact.

Aki let out another 'hah!', releasing Adri's chin to ruffle his hair.

"Of course," he replied, passing Adri as he began to make his way to the gallery. He paused, turning his head around enough that Adri could make out a pleased squint through a gap in his hair. "That's what boyfriends are for, right?"

[baublekute]

OC Interview Questions: Valerie Rose Barrère

Tagged by @ghostoffuturespast thank you! Love these little games and writing practices. Also needed to think how my V would actually answer these questions...

[Mama Welles' on a Saturday night.]

V (reading a book on the couch with her feet up): "What are you two giggling about over there? It's suspicious and I don't like it." Misty (cuddling with Jackie on the opposite end of the couch): "Oh, we decided to make you a dating profile." V (initial confusion followed by a bit of rage): "A dat… The fuck?" Jackie (with the laptop): "You need some action, hermana." V: "No. Absolutely not. Delete that shit right now." [Jackie gives V his best puppy dog eyes.] V (waiting a moment): "Uggh. Fine… I'm gonna regret this." Jackie: "Heh, wasn't actually sure that was gonna work." (straightening himself out to look more serious) "Nickname?" [V gives Jackie a bombastic side eye.] Jackie: "Oh right!" (Types the letter as he says it) "V." Misty: "Height?" V: "5ft 3in." Jackie: "Gender?" V: "Seriously, Jack?" Jackie: "What? I don't want to assume." V (sighing, realizing he has a valid point): "Sure. Female." Misty: "Orientation?" V: "Straight I guess?" Jackie: "Nationality and… or… ethnicity?" V: "Uhh, my mother was Scottish/French and I think she said something about my father being Finnish. Anyways, born and raised in Heywood." Jackie (speaking the words slowly as he typed his version): "White. Very white. Heywood born and bred." Misty: "Star sign? I know this one already. Sagittarius." [Updating to Libra - forgot it's actually been official, and I stick with a lot of canon] Jackie: "Favorite fruit?" V: "Honeydew melon." Misty: "Favorite season? Autumn, right?" V: "You got it." Jackie (using his most delicate voice): "Favorite flower?" V (sharply): "Snapdragons." Misty: "Your favorite scent?" V: "Oh man… I have so many… cedarwood, jasmine, sandalwood, bergamot, books…" [Misty nods in agreement, thinking of her favorite incense in the shop.] Jackie: "Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?" V: "Tea usually. I'm… selective when it comes to coffee." Jackie (types and mutters): "Psh. I'll say. Can never bring you coffee anymore." Misty: "Average hours of sleep?" V: "9 to 10. I get cranky with less." Jackie: "You sure do." V (annoyed, raised voice): "Do you want me to finish these questions or not Jackie?" Jackie (puts his hands up in surrender): "Alright alright… I take it you didn't get your beauty sleep… princess." [V punches Jackie pretty hard in the arm.] Jackie (rolling over holding his bruised arm, laughing): "Oww…ahah… oww. Heh." V: "Misty, if you'd please take the rest of the questions… unless you want to drag an oversized bodybag out the door." [Jackie flashes V a stupid grin.] Misty: "Dog or cat person?" V: "Hmm… It feels like cheating to say both. Maybe I lean towards dogs. It's been awhile since I've seen one though." Misty: "Dream trip?" V: "Europe maybe? I don't know if there's anything left of my parents over there but I guess I'm curious." Misty: "I'd love to go back to Poland one day. Favorite fictional character?" V: "Probably… Edmond Dantes from The Count of Monte Cristo. It was one of my mom's favorites." Misty: "Number of blankets you sleep with?" V: "Zero or one… It's just too damn hot." Misty: "Aaand last one." V: "Oh thank god." Misty: "A fun fact?" V: "Uhhh. I guess… I enjoy retro video games?" Misty: "OK. Published." V: "Now will you two leave me be?" [bing.] Jackie (throwing himself at the computer): "Ooh! Look! Matches already, chica!" V (snatching the computer out of Jackie's hands): "Wait what? Lemme see." [V scrolls a bit, the reflection of the screen lighting up her face in the dark room.] V: "No. Noo. Definitely not. No." Jackie (takes the computer back): "Lemme take a look… I'll find you someone... Here! This guy looks promising, huh?" (excitedly turns the screen to face V.) V: "Oh. Damn. Lemme take a closer look… Nah. What a damn shame. He's NCPD."

[margindoodles2407]

11, 7, and 4 for the ask game :) and uhhh 8

:O HI UNI OF COURSE >:D (for this tag game)

4: A story idea you haven't written yet

Okay, by this does it mean like, I haven't written at all? Or one I haven't published? Well, never fear, I will give an example for both >:)

A fic I haven't written at all yet... Yeah, it's gonna have to be the Clone Pancake-Eating-Contest based on true events from my youth group. The idea is so fun, and to be honest that's probably why I haven't written it XD My style is much more suited to uh, sad things.

A fic I've technically started writing but haven't published yet is the one about how one of my OCs lost his leg. And by "technically started writing" I mean I've written the title XD But yes, there was an explosion and it had to be amputated. Fun times. Lots of pain. Anyway

7: Your preferred writing fonts

HOHOHO okay let me go take a screenshot real quick >:)

This is Courier, on Google Docs. The "Comic Sans" trick? It doesn't work for me. But Courier does. AND it looks pretty, unlike comic sans. So There.

8: If you had to write a sequel to a fic, you'd write one for...

I'd probably write a sequel to Son of the Sea, perhaps after Order Sixty-Six occurs. For maximum pain and anguish. But yeah, I think that'd be fun >:) (for me. not for the audience.)

11: A WIP you'd like to finish someday

I REALLY want to finish Of Hands and Heartbreak, but if we're talking any of my fics? Songs of the Galactic Archipelago. It's my baby, my favorite AU, and I have only written the prologue. Alas.

Thank you so much, Uni! I'll get to you in a moment >:)

[its-all-or-nothing94]

The Singer - Part 7 // Tommy Shelby x OC

Summary: After her beat up, Tommy looks after Liv.

Warnings: Language, Fluff, Fighting, giving birth

A/N: Here you go, Part 7!

Tags: @soft-valet-barrow

The following day Liv wakes up in Tommy's arms. She snuggles up to him and caresses his chest when she notices he is awake.

"Morning," she says, her voice sounding better but still scratchy.

Liv wonders at that moment when she will be able to sing again.

"Morning," he says, too, and kisses her.

"Yesterday was..." she begins, grinning. "Different."

Tommy can't help but grin briefly. "And still no less beautiful," he says, putting his arms around her.

They lie there like that momentarily, but Liv stands up.

"What are you doing?" asks Tommy, reaching for his smokes.

He lights one and looks at Liv questioningly. She gets dressed and then turns back to Tommy.

"We can't lie in bed all day Tommy," she says, "I'm amazed that you, of all people, would let that happen."

Tommy scratches his nose and then smiles.

"That would normally be true, but today is a special day," he says, and Liv presses her eyebrows together.

"What makes it so special?" asks Liv.

"We're having a wedding today," he says as if it's the most normal thing in the world.

Liv's confusion mounts. "Whose wedding?" she asks, but Tommy just grins. Liv walks back up to him and sits on his lap. "What are you up to, Tommy?" she asks again, stroking his chest.

As Tommy is about to answer, the door is pushed open, and John walks in.

"Tommy... Oh! I'm sorry," he says immediately when he sees Liv sitting on Tommy.

Tommy's grin widens. "There he is," he says, and Liv looks back and forth between Tommy and his brother.

"No!" she then says and has to laugh.

John, who has turned back around, looks at them both questioningly.

"What? What's wrong?" he asks, looking at Liv and Tommy. Then he shakes his head and eyes them both. "You two are just incorrigible. Barely two minutes with each other, and you're already falling over each other again."

Liv shrugs and gets off Tommy to sit on the edge of the bed.

"What exactly do you want, John?" asks Tommy then, already annoyed again.

"Uhhh, yeah. The boys are ready. We're just waiting for you," John then says.

"I'll be right there," Tommy informs him, and John leaves the room.

"He doesn't know about this, does he?" asks Liv, looking at Tommy, who shakes his head. "Well, then he'll be pleased. What's it about?"

Tommy takes a drag on his smoke and then stands up too. He stubs it out and starts to get dressed.

"We're burying the hatchet with the Lees."

"The Lees? Don't you have a deal with Billy Kimber?" Liv realises in the same breath what Tommy is up to. "Oh, Tommy. I've already told you. Kimber is a dangerous man. Don't underestimate him, will you?"

"Don't worry. It's all planned. Kimber won't know we're aligning with the Lees, and then on said day, we'll take everything from him. I'd advise you to finish your business with him."

Liv smiles. "Let my business with Billy be mine. If you take everything from him, I'll do my business with you then," she grins and kisses Tommy briefly.

"I'm looking forward to those negotiations," he grins and kisses her again. "So, put on something pretty, and then we'll go to a wedding. What do you think?"

"If I had my clothes here, I'd say yes in a heartbeat. But I think I can find something else in our house," she winks at Tommy.

"Fine. I'll go with the boys to prepare John gently. You can go with Polly."

Liv nods, and Tommy gives her another kiss as a goodbye before disappearing outside. Liv now stands alone in his room and smiles after him. She only now realises how much she has missed Tommy and his crazy family.

Later, when she returns to the Shelby's house and changes, Polly is already waiting for her.

"There you are, love. You look pretty," she greets Liv and kisses her on the cheek.

"Thank you, Polly. You look great too."

Suddenly the door opens, and Ada walks in. "Liv?" she asks, confused, and Liv's eyes widen.

"Ada? You... You're pregnant?" Ada laughs and takes Liv in her arms.

"Quite pregnant, yes. And married, even if my fucking husband isn't here."

Liv looks at her questioningly. "I married Freddie Thorne. He and Tommy aren't speaking right now."

Liv rolls her eyes and then smiles at Ada. The latter takes Liv in her arms again. She has missed her so much.

"I'm so glad you're back! At least you can knock some sense into Tommy's brain."

Liv takes a deep breath and then looks at Ada. They just agreed that she would stay until her injuries healed.

"I heard what happened," Ada says then, pointing at Liv's neck.

"Is it that obvious? I tried to cover it, but..."

"No, don't worry, love," Polly interjects. "You can only see it if you know."

Together they then go to John's wedding. When they arrive, the ceremony is just beginning. Liv stands next to Tommy, who quickly kisses her on the cheek, and Ada stands on the other side.

The two siblings discuss something, but Liv focuses on John and his future wife. When she lifts the veil, John grins at his brothers, and Liv has to shake her head, laughing. It would suit him if she were pretty.

After the ceremony is over, the party begins. Tommy holds out a cup to Liv, and she takes a sip.

"I don't know how long it's been since I was at a party like this," she says, and Tommy looks at her.

"London's different, I suppose it is."

"It is." They stand silently beside each other, watching the others dance.

Suddenly one of the Lees approaches them.

"You're Olivia James, aren't you? The singer?" he asks, and Liv nods politely.

"Wow, amazing to meet a real celebrity. You look even hotter this close!" he says, obviously drunk.

But that's enough for Tommy. He grabs Lee by the collar.

"Fuck off!" he threatens, but Liv touches his shoulder.

"Tommy," she says warningly.

Tommy pushes the Lee away from them and then looks at Liv. He holds out a hand to her.

"May I?"

Liv smiles at him, shaking her head, and follows. They dance together for a moment.

"Tommy..." begins Liv, "we need to talk about this."

"Not now, Liv," is all he says, but he doesn't look at her, which makes Liv stop. She looks at Tommy.

"Why not now, eh? Tommy?" Tommy bites his lips and finally looks at Liv. "You know we need to talk about this! About us! About all of this! About me being here."

Tommy strokes his mouth, visibly annoyed, wanting to discuss this with Liv in peace. But he knows her. She always wants to talk about everything after a few drinks.

"What the fuck do you want me to say, eh?" he asks angrily, and Liv takes a step back as she makes a face.

"I don't know! You tell me what you want!"

"Tommy!" shouts Polly, approaching her nephew and Liv and interrupting their conversation. She points to Ada.

"Please talk to her. Tell her to take it easy. It's not healthy for the baby."

Tommy is still looking into Liv's eyes. He grinds his jaw, then walks over to his sister. Liv follows him with his gaze, eyes narrowed.

"What's going on with you two, huh?" Polly asks her, and Liv looks at her.

"What do you mean? It's always so fucking easy with Thomas Shelby, isn't it?" she asks sarcastically. "You know... In those moments, I know why I left," Liv growls, but Polly knows better.

Liv doesn't mean it. She's angry, maybe had a drink or two too many, and things between Tommy and her are far from settled. Polly grabs Liv by the arm.

"Now listen to me very carefully, Liv, will you? I like you. You know you're part of our family, but if you fucking pull anything like you did before the war, I swear to you… You broke Tommy's heart, but you fucking know that. He fucking loves you, and you love him. We know that, and you both know that. You need to fucking decide what you want to do with your life, Liv! Do you want to be a famous star, or do you want to be with the love of your life? Make up your mind!"

With these words, Polly lets go of Liv.

"Why can't I fucking have both?"

Before Polly can answer her, they hear shouting.

"Polly!" shouts Arthur, upset, coming running towards them.

"What happened?"

"Ada's water broke," is all he says, and Polly and Liv exchange a glance.

"Fuck Ada," Polly says, pulling Liv with her. "Come on. I need your help."

With Esme, John's new wife, and Polly, Liv helps Ada deliver her baby. Liv helped deliver John's first wife's babies back in the day, so she knows what's coming.

"Okay, Ada, keep it up..." Liv tries to coax her, and Polly and Esme also help.

Esme holds Ada's tummy and then looks worriedly at Polly. "I think the baby is upside down," she says, and Polly feels too.

"I think you're right."

"Polly, we'll have to put her in a different position then," Liv says, and the other women nod. They quickly move Ada into the dog position and continue.

"Okay, Ada. You're doing good, you hear?"

After a few hours, the baby is finally born. It is a healthy boy, and Ada is overjoyed. Suddenly the door opens, and to everyone's amazement, Freddie walks in. Liv smiles at him, strokes Ada's head, and is about to leave the room when Ada stops her short.

"Liv... Thank you. For everything," she whispers. Liv puts her hand on Ada's and smiles.

"I'll leave you to it," she says, leaving the room to keep Polly company in the kitchen.

She sits at the table, and Polly puts a cup of tea before her. Liv takes a smoke and lights it. Then she looks at Polly.

"I'm sorry, Pol... You're right." Liv lowers her eyes again. Polly says nothing but watches the young blonde in front of her, whom she has known since she was a small child. "But the decision isn't just mine. After all, that's what I wanted to discuss with Tommy. I don't know what to do."

Without her wanting to, Liv begins to cry. Polly sits beside her and tries to comfort her, but maybe it just needs to come out.

"You know Tommy would always choose you. Always. He wants you here."

"I love him, Polly. So much that it hurts. But being with him hurts just as much. The fear of losing him. He's playing dangerous games, Pol. I don't know if I'm ready to live in that world again."

"I know, love, I know."

Suddenly there's a thump at the door. "Police! Open the door!"

Liv quickly wipes away her tears and looks at Polly in confusion. But then the door is already broken down, and a horde of police rush in. Liv is roughly pushed aside, and the policemen go into the back room to Ada and Freddie.

"No! Stop!" Liv hears Ada shout, which almost breaks her heart.

But there is nothing Liv can do. She watches Freddie being taken away, and disappointment settles in her. Was that Tommy? Did he let Freddie come here on purpose? Liv doesn't think so, though; if he did, she's just decided.

As the policemen leave, an incredibly angry Polly storms past Liv.

"Polly! Pol, wait!" Liv shouts after her and follows, but Polly is incredibly fast, so Liv almost doesn't catch up with her.

She knows the destination, however. Polly yanks open the doors to the Garrison and storms inside. Liv enters behind her and looks briefly at John, Arthur, and Will, who all look confused.

"It's a boy!" exclaims Pol, and Liv sees Tommy rejoice.

But Polly goes for him, and he grabs her wrists before John and Arthur intervene.

"Pol! Polly!" they all shout in confusion, trying to calm their aunt.

"But the police came and took his father away," she spits in Tommy's face. Liv tries to read his expression, which seems shocked, which Polly also notices.

"Don't you dare look at me like that!" she shouts before storming out again.

John, Arthur, and Will also follow Polly, but Liv is still standing in place watching Tommy, who is now shaking his head in disbelief.

When Tommy looks up and sees Liv standing there, he sees the disappointment in her gaze. At this moment, Liv doesn't care that Grace is watching them. Tommy just looks Liv in the eye because he doesn't know what to say. It takes a lot for Tommy Shelby to be speechless, but this is one of those moments.

"Is it true?" Liv breaks the silence. Tommy swallows but doesn't break eye contact. "Please tell me it's not true that you didn't set the Coppers on Freddie. Not during a truce."

Tommy quickly strides across the few feet between him and Liv. He takes her face in his hands and looks into her eyes. Tears gather in Liv's eyes, and her lips begin to tremble.

"Liv... Liv. I didn't. I... Please, you know me."

Liv, however, pushes away from him. "Do I? You've changed, Tommy. I knew that when I saw you in Cheltenham, but that you would do something like this..."

"Please, Liv. Believe me! I didn't call the cops!" Liv averts her eyes for a moment and then looks at him again.

"I believe you." Relief spreads across Tommy's face. He takes Liv in his arms. "Tommy... I'm going back to London," she says, gently pushing away from him.

"What, Liv... I thought..."

"I have to sort some things out, Tommy," Liv interrupts him. "Somehow, I have to explain why I'm coming back to Birmingham all of a sudden, don't I?"

Now Liv smiles at Tommy, and as he realises what she is saying to him, he smiles too. He takes Liv in his arms again.

"I'll be back in a few days, yeah?"

"You don't know how fucking happy that makes me," he whispers in her ear.

However, just as he is about to kiss her, she stops him.

"Tommy..." she breathes, "I'll be back in a few days, and we'll talk then, okay?"

Tommy looks into her eyes and then nods. Liv smiles, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek before disappearing from the pub. What she hasn't noticed, however, is that Grace has been watching them both, seething with jealousy.

A plan is already forming in the Irishwoman's head to get Tommy on her side.

[ahordeofwasps]

Character Voice Tag

I've been tagged by the brilliant @cat-esper! Thanks for the tag!

Rules: rewrite a given line of dialogue in your OC's voice - then tag people and give them a new line.

My line is "Well, if things go like they always do, it won't be a party for long." I'll be doing this for characters from Crying Wolf.

But first, the no pressure tags! I'll be tagging @amewinterswriting, @space-writes, @chauceryfairytales, @the-down-upside-finch, and open tag! Your line is "I'll take that."

Now, let's rewrite that line!

Justine: "You know how it goes. It's never going to end pretty."

SMAS: "I have seen this scenario play out a thousand times. And even if I didn't, its end would be predictable - even for a toddler that has yet to grasp probability."

Ogwut: "I know how it goes. We need to stop it before it ends in disaster."

Jack: "It always goes like this!"

Theo: "Uhhh... this is going south fast. Like it always does."

Lux: "..." [will not comment on the situation]

Wotan: "Oh, fuck! Not again!"

Daisy: "Just watch. It will end like it always does."

[unnamable-lee]

🦇Pinned🪲

Helloo tword community, welcome to my silly lil blog with silly little arts

If you recognize me from any of my main accounts uhhh no you dont/silly

Idm being called Andy here

REQUESTS

The status of my art requests is in my ask button. RQS 🚫/❌ means they are closed, and RQS✅ means they are open. Any request made when requests are closed will be deleted.

FANDOMS

Here are fandoms I'm okay with requests for:

OSC

Bugbo

Sonic.EXE (Mod characters and the seven guardians [PC Port and Old Canon])

Bugsnax

ENA

OCs (friends only)

WILL/WON'T DRAW

WILL DRAW

Shipping Content (only tag as ship if I tag as ship)

Familial/Platonic Tickles

WON'T DRAW

Heavy Bondage (complete restriction of movement and/or ability to communicate)

18+ and Explicit Sexual Content

Situations Where a Character is Uncomfortable

Incest and General Proship Content

GENERAL BOUNDARIES

• Do NOT tease me UNLESS we are close and I know you well enough. I will not hesitate to block you. If you do it in asks or on a public post I will also block you (replies excluded)

• Don't discuss the 18+/kinky side of the community with me directly. I would prefer not to hear it, even if I don't really care about it. Have fun, but keep it in your lane. I don't kink shame.

• Growing from that, if ur blog is SFW or not, you can follow me. As long as ur not getting off to my art or directly talking to me about how kinky you find tickling then it's fine.

• Keep discussion about gentle tickles for the most part when talking to me. I'm not much of a fan of the rougher stuff when it comes to tickling unless it's with two specific people (you know who you are).

EXTRA

If you know my main accounts, please respect my privacy and don't share it with other people/publicly. I would prefer to not be found out and have to explain that I don't see this shit as sexual.

I occasionally have depressive episodes where I don't post or talk in DMs at all on my socials. This applies to my tickle blog as well. I apologize. If you do want to talk to me during these episodes, DM e and I'll give you my discord.

[nihiltism]

i thought its about time i finally made one of these so hi!!! im veebert "the kazoo" deebert, this is my real name, you can call me vee or whatever other nicknames you think up though! i go by it/vee/that one/she and im a little beast full of generally good video game taste and Massive Amounts Of Propaganda for those. the fastest way to make friends with me is just to ask me for recommendations im 100% serious.

uhhh what else do i put here. okay so my main Things^tm right now are live a live and hatoful boyfriend, but the larger list of interests is:

wandersong, kirby, hatoful boyfriend, live a live, ghost trick, mad rat dead, pokemon mystery dungeon, the world ends with you, (also everhood, shovel knight and bug fables but i probably won't talk about those as frequently. also metal hellsinger but i only really talk about that to bark about it. yknow how it is.). also in Non Video Game interests i also like wander over yonder, cucumber quest, fashion, metal music (my favorite albums are the gallery by dark tranquillity and damnum by allegaeon! please dont ask me to pick a favorite band i can't choose) and probably some other stuff you'll see when you see it! (also its not really an interest but i do Love beasts and creatures and anything youd describe as a Little Guy. if anything gives you little guy energy please send it to me)

i do my best to spoiler tag stuff, since i have so many recommendations going out at any given time. that said, the ones i use most commonly are #live a live spoilers , #hatoful spoilers and #holistar spoilers (for people who've played the first hatoful boyfriend and not the second).

my other tags are:

#vee shut up : general talking tag!

#the beasts they are demonic in nature : my pets!

#veedia 2023 / 2024 : my first thoughts on whatever media I've just experienced! good way for me to keep track of everything I've seen.

#veepaganda : recommendation posts!!

#veesketches : my sketch tag! everything unfinished basically

#look at my art boy : my finished art tag! its. kind of small rn.

#blorbos from my brain : braindumping or notes about my ocs! for specific ocs I'll also use #(insert name here)posting

#ratclips : me showing off in mad rat dead <3

#peace and love on planet earth : peace and love tag what doesn't add up here

please don't follow me if you consider yourself a proshipper or bring lgbt infighting onto my dash, also.

thank u for reading!! ill make this nicer later maybe probably not. look at nigel

[yuki-bushido]

OC Questions Tag

Tagged by @card-queen

I'll do this for my most recent DnD creation, Desiree!

5 words to physically describe your OC

Deadpan, aloof, scowling, striking, petite

Who inspired your OC?

Not too many particular inspirations with Desiree, as most of her initial concept was just haha what if goth divine caster (I'm still waffling on her permanent class between Paladin and Cleric). That said, I think there's definitely a level of Teen Titans Raven in there (maybe some Mordecai from Lackadaisy) and just generally trying to channel that exasperated goth vibe.

Give me a song to define your OC

Struggling to find a song, but this one came to mind regarding her backstory and how she's adventuring to try and hunt down a particular lich--Probably also fits how sardonic she can be on average as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2lDlqPNI98

If I met your OC on the street how would they greet me?

At most, it'd be an acknowledging curtsey before moving on unless she's seeking information. In that case, there'd be some politeness that can just as quickly be dropped if she deems you unsavory in some aspect...

Can your OC be your best friend? Why?

uhhh with enough time, perhaps, but doubtful lol. Desiree doesn't care too much about making long-lasting bonds due to past trauma. She sees it as "can't be hurt if there's no one to be hurt over." She is quite content to stay at arm's distance at best and merely on professional terms only at worst. (i.e.: you had her join the party for her practical capabilities)

1 adjective and 1 noun to describe your OC

Watchful judge

[mtk2]

Um... So. I did another. Uhhh. Yeah. Here's Yellow.

I don't really have any idea on what I should say here. Sorry the shading looks kinda ugly. No. Very ugly. I was trying to do the whole thing about how it is very dark and the redstone is giving light. Though my lighting sucks.

I don't want to make this post short though. Um. Sorry I had to use minecraft stuff again cuz I can't draw pixel art. That is much harder to do. If I were to do it, the items would look funny.

Also yes. They are sitting cross legged cuz why not?

Why do I post it anyways? Cuz. Well. Why not?

Hey look. Tags. Because I'll only add tags when my drawings aren't ocs of mine and that my posts are cannon stuff. If that makes sense.

[wingedcatgirl]

incorrect quotes generator tag meme

so there's this incorrect quotes generator on perchance, and @worldsfromhoney tagged us to toss some of our ocs in it >:)

This was fun, so I'm tagging @kung-fu-cutbug @kitdriveyards @comicallycubicalcassie @pure-vanilla-lilies @kiraheartilly36 and uhhh anyone else who sees this and thinks "oh this looks fun" to also try this. if they wanna.

Oh and it's lengthy as h*ck cause my basic-bitch fandom trait is that I really fucking love incorrect quotes -

(programme note: there's a character in leaf story whose name doesn't get revealed for a rather silly amount of time. it's kinda an open secret on our discords but lol)

(redacted): *holds a gun out to Leaf* Leaf: I-I don't believe in guns. (redacted): Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

Leaf: This bloodline ends with me. (redacted): That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

(redacted): I have lots of friends! Leaf: Name one. (redacted): Well, there’s- Leaf: Name one you haven’t gotten incredibly angry at. (redacted): Hey, that’s not fair, then there isn’t any!

(redacted): I’m doing what I can to jog your memory. Leaf: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little. (redacted): Nice.

Leaf: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? (redacted): If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

(redacted): GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK! Leaf: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

And now let's add some canon characters into the mix:

Colette: I didn’t know that air fryers are a real thing. Used to think that they were made up by the internet as a funny joke and that their purpose was to “fry air”. Leaf: WAIT, BUT IT FRIES THE AIR TO FRY THE FOOD?? Colette: I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A KITCHEN APPLIANCE, MY FIRST ASSUMPTION WAS SOMETHING AKIN TO AN AIR CONDITIONER! Lloyd: IT’S NOT LIKE AN AIR CONDITIONER???? (redacted): You guys clearly don’t own an air fryer.

(redacted): How late were you up last night? Leaf & Colette, in tandem: Me? (redacted): No, not you two. You stay up late all the time. (redacted), to Lloyd: You.

Lloyd: What is love? Colette: An emotional minefield. (redacted): A neurochemical reaction. Leaf: Baby don't hurt me.

Leaf: ARE YOU- Zelos: Fucking. Leaf: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Zelos: Fucking. Leaf: IDIOT! (redacted): …What was that? Zelos: Raine banned Leaf from swearing, so I’m helping her out.

Leaf: I give up. I am so tired. Raine: Get the emergency supply! (redacted): carries Zelos and places him in front of Leaf Zelos: smiles Leaf: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

Zelos: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. Raine: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to? Leaf: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit. (redacted): Guys.

leaf is absolutely just committing to the bit on that one

Zelos: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Raine: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 Leaf: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Raine: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. (redacted): Did you burn an orange too? How??? Raine: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Raine: I’m the smartest person in my friend group. (redacted): You hang out with Leaf, Lloyd, Colette, and Zelos. (redacted): It’s not as high a compliment as you think.

Colette: So, did everyone learn their lesson? (redacted): No. Leaf: I did not. Zelos: I may have actually forgotten one. Lloyd: Also no. Colette: Oh good, neither did I. Raine: *Exhausted sigh*

Raine: A mouse! Lloyd, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you. Zelos, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal! Colette, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy. (redacted), gasping: It's Ratatouille! Leaf: His name is Remi, dummy. Raine: …I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window… what is wrong with you people.

Lloyd: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that? Leaf: Uh, like what? Lloyd: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs. Leaf: Uh, this is what I look like. Lloyd: Leaf: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE! Lloyd: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones. Colette: I wanna have a cowboy hat! Leaf: Okay, arms and hat. *draws them* Zelos: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too! Leaf: You can't just take Colette's hat idea, Zelos! She thought it up all by herself like a good person! Come up with your own thing! Zelos: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL! Raine: Put Zelos on one of those stupid baby tricycles. Zelos: NO!! Leaf: Tricycle, done. *draws it* (redacted), want anything? Raine, making finger guns: Pew pew. Leaf: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, (redacted). (redacted), making finger guns: Pew pew. Leaf: You know what, okay. *draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.