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jaehunnyy · 2 years

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this was SOOO FUN!! thanks for the tag @theficblog, @nightfalls-teddy! 🥰💕

tagging: @sungbeam, @lunarxsun, @yugiai, @daegall, @jishyucks + anyone else who would like to do this. no pressure for those who i tagged, only if you guys want! ^^

What was your ultimate bias doing at the exact moment they became your ult?

hmmm, yuta was slaying with his green highlights, jaemin was promoting make a wish... jeno was promoting hot sauce, while san was showing his blonde mullet at the concert 🥺

If you were stranded on an island, which idol would you want to be stranded with, and which one would you wanna toss back into the ocean?

i would lOVE to be stranded on an island with renjun tbh. we would have fun singing, dancing, and the like. but i feel like mark would work soo good, especially if we have our guitars. i would *affectionately* toss chenle into the ocean...

Name the kpop song you go to when a non-kpop friend hands you the aux.

definitely my queen, hello future. or irreplaceable!

Alternatively, if you’ve had aux privileges revoked due to kpop, name the song that took away your right to have the aux.

ummmm... maybe new world because my friend got bored of how much i have listened to that song and how many times she had to open up her eyes and mind 🤡

If your bias hadn’t debuted in their group, what other group could you see them being in (and why)?

Honestly, i don't think i can imagine them somewhere else... maybe, just maybe, i can see san in a jyp group, but meeh

What’s the funniest thing your ult has ever done?

okay lemme just—

this.

Have you ever been biaswrecked into having more than one bias? if so, who was it, and who are your current biases in that group?

as you can see, i have around four ults and i'm afraid i'm still counting :D. but i am genuinely wrecked by mark, jisung and seonghwa

Name an idol collaboration you would love to see that hasn’t happened yet.

ateez × nct would be the death of me, because they are my ults 😃

What’s one trait in particular that you share with a bias? i.e same laugh, same starbucks order, etc.

me and jaemin have a mole in the same spot. not a personality trait, but i share two jackets with renjun

Describe your worst date ever but replace the name of your date with your biaswrecker.

ive been out with a guy, he spilled his juice on me and it was winter. i freezed because i had to use my jacket to cover the stain, while he embraced his jacket, talking about how warm and nice he felt with it on 😭 now... i kinda see chenle ngl.

If your favorite kpop song was a flavor, what would it taste like?

hello future would taste like a freshly baked strawberry pie or vanilla 🥰

What group would you most want to play cards against humanity with?

ATEEEEZ. maybe they'll get banned from playing this too 🤡🤡

Name a random animal off the top of your head. what idol do you associate with this animal?

baby seal - shotaro

What’s the last comeback you stayed up all night for?

i never stayed up all night for comebacks, but i did wake up really early for tiger inside

And finally, what’s one song in your kpop playlist that you would totally lose your mind over if it came on in a grocery store?

definitely guerrilla or ridin'...

#tag gamess 😌#chip's moots ヽ(*⌒▽⌒*)ﾉ #starlight 💫#teddy 🧸#chip in her ultimate delulu era

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ningbaos-blog · 3 years

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NAMJOON— WHAT THE FUCK!?SIR, WHO GAVE YOU THE FUCKING RIGHT TO BE SUCH A BADASS!?I LOVED HIS OUTFIT AND UGH GOD THE HAIRRRRRRRR CAN WE BRING BACK COTTON CANDY HAIR NAMJOON!?THAT ERA GAVE ME BUTTERFLIES!

SEOKJIN— EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME, JIN!?WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO WRECK MY BIAS!?THIS SHIT AINT FAIR IM HAVING A STROKE BRB—IM BACK..HE GOT ALL THE SCREEN TIME HE FUCKING DESERVED LETS GET ITTTTTTT..ALSO, MULLET!?

M-M-MULLET!?

YOONGI— UMMMM!?MULLET ALSO!?SIR, YOU’RE ALREADY MY BIAS WRECKER WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME NOW!?STOP ATTACKING ME.ICE.ON.YOUR.WHAT!?W E T, W E T , W E T , W E T , SUPER FUCKING WET!HIS RAP WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AMAZING UGHHHH-

HOSEOK— FIRST OF ALL, S I R, WHAT THE CUMMINBALLS WAS THAT!?YOU COME IN HERE, LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING FULL COURSE MEAL WITH YOUR SUNSHINE HAIR, TALK YOUR SHIT (AS YOU SHOULD SIR), AND EAT WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS AT THE END!? K I N G, K I N G, K I N G !

JIMIN— THIS SHIT OUGHTA BE SELF EXPLANATORY BUT IMMA GO AHEAD AND TALK MY SHIT, JIMIN!?WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME!?WHY ARE YOU SO “mmm~” LIKE FUCK, WHY!?YOUR HAIR!?YOUR OUTFIT!?YOUR CONFIDENCE!?YOU ARE A MASTERPIECE, ABSOLUTE FUCKING PERFECTION.

TAEHYUNG— I WILL RUN HELL ON YOU IF YOU EVER MAKE ME MALFUNCTION LIKE THAT AGAIN, YOU ARE SATAN..and I’m riding my pole down there, see ya there boo <3..ANY THE FUCK WAYS, YOUR HAIR HAS STAYED THE SAME FOR LIKE 3 ERAS YET I STILL CANT GET OVER IT..IM IN TEARS AT HOW GOOD THEY ALL LIKE AND TAEHYUNG!?DONT LET ME CATCH YOU IN THESE STREETS I WILL BOW DOWN FOR YOU SIR

JUNGKOOK— HELLO!?POLICE!?YES, THIS MAN DECIDED TO COME IN HERE LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING GOD WITH HIS BLUE HAIR..IF LONG HAIR BLUEBERRY JUNGKOOK DOESNT MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES..LITERALLY SMOKE WHAT IM SMOKING, YOU’RE NOT LIVING LIFE ENOUGH.DONT ACT LIKE I DIDNT SEE YOUR GODDAMNED FAKE EYEBROW PIERCING, GET IT NOW!

MY THOUGHTS ON THE OVERALL MUSIC VIDEO— GIVE IT TO ME!JUST GIVE IT TO ME!GOOOODDDDDDDDDDD IM HAVING AN ORGASM AND A STROKE AT THE SAME TIME

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felicitous-feline · 6 years

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Geostorm - 2017; 13%/38% on Rotten Tomatoes; Gross USA: $33,700,160; Budget: $120,000,000 (estimated)

Pass on this snooze fest. The CGI is not good, and there is a lot of it. Watch The Day After Tomorrow, it at least has wolves and Jake Gyllenhaal...or Armageddon, that movie was smart enough to have the hero sacrifice himself to save the world.

Real Time Notes:

I'm going to modify the card to have just one line that I check if the movie has JCVD, The Cage, or Gerard Butler. Those three are featured prominently on HDTGM.

Yeah, fuck you nature!

Dutch boy? Yup, the science checks out. Is this it as far as how much they’re going to explain the idea behind this? Ruh roh!

Welp, Jake Lawson is a fucking dick and I’m not sure how I’m supposed to root for him. Already.

Why does Jim Sturgess have a seemingly permanent mullet? Barf.

Oh no, his brother fired him! Now he’s a disgraced scientist that saved the world, what a hero’s journey this will be!

What are these UN soldiers going to do? Shoot the ice to death?

3 years and no one told him to trim up the back of his hair?

We need my brother to fix it? How convenient.

Man, they didn’t try very hard on the satellite CGI even though this is a movie about said satellite.

This guy is super good at not looking suspicious AF. But he just got jettisoned into space, so whatever.

Ugh. God dammnit. I hate the sarcastic, pretentious, smart kid character in movies. Yup, this is how preteens talk.

Fuck yeah, now Jake is an alcoholic! He is soooo likable!

Starting to think Dutch Boy is racist, so far it hasn’t killed any white people...

Alright, this cat is awesome.

Dutch Boy, you racist fuck!

Stuntin’ in a mini car!

I hate this weird daughter/surrogate nagging wife trope. She’s a child, not an adult. I’m also not sure why she feels like she has a connection to her Dad, he seems like a super shitty and negligent father that rarely, if ever, shows he cares for her, let alone loves her.

Yeah, they just gave up on the textures of the CGI looking realistic.

Seriously, the space shit looks like cutscenes from a video game.

God, he is such an asshole.

Oh good, everyone is an asshole!

Holoframe? LAZY!!!

There it is! They said Geostorm!!! Science!!!

God, everyone sucks.

Enhance!

Probably shouldn’t trust the secret service lady...

Oh wow, I must not have listened well. I didn’t realize they were grabbing a door.

Hooray! Bye Jake Lawson!

Damn.

I mean, Ed Harris is the bad guy, right?

That was a fucking sweet car hit. Man that stunt guy took it like a champ!

Hand blades while running! Who ACTUALLY runs like that?

Suits? Deuce? Zeus? Probably Zeus.

Hey, I’ve always been an asshole, but we’re family!

Ummmm...what? He planned out that whole speech for that code? Was he bored?

Wow, are they seriously not going to let these two female characters have a conversation with each other? Jesus.

This is crazy boring.

Why wouldn’t they just cut out some of these shitty CGI scenes and focus on one or two actually good ones?

Yeah, flip flops defos wouldn’t hinder you from outrunning a storm that killed every other person on the beach, including people with a head start compared to you.

Alright, I guess it was the British guy.

Not the best fight scene. Pretty sure they had the flashing lights to make it seem more dramatic and high stakes.

Yawn.

I think she enjoys murdering people...

Wow, this family does not communicate for shit.

Who gives a shit? I want Jake to die. He’s an unlikable pompous asshole that takes his family for granted and treats virtually everyone else like shit.

Please, they already mentioned it’s a self driving cab, that mother fucker is empty.

Where the shit did that guy get a rocket launcher?

The president is a potty mouth!

Wait. They’re engaged??!?!?

So I guess Ed Harris was the racist all along, killing all the non white people and scaring the Americans with lightning.

Kay, byyyyyyeeeeeee!

We get it, you suck Jake.

Oh hey, he remembered he has a daughter! Doesn’t seem to give a single fuck about his ex wife though.

Sweetheart, I don’t think your Dad regularly keeps his promises.

Ewww, heavy breathing noises.

Jesus, they really dragged this shit out.

BOOOOOOO! Die a hero!

Shouldn’t there be a bunch of satellite debris falling to Earth?

“Later” how exact!

It’s over!

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far-off-flower-fields · 4 years

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Don’t mind me just find more random questions to answer to distract me until I’m tired enough to sleep.

How many times each morning do you press the snooze button? I don’t usually have to set alarms these days.

What time of day do you like to shower? Night

When you go out to eat, what sides do your order with your food? Usually no sides because I’m not rich and if I have to pick between a side and a dessert I will get dessert.

What do you spend more money than necessary on? I’m bad with money, toys probably, or clothes. I buy second hand, but I shouldn’t be buying anything that isn’t specifically planned in advance right now since I need to save to move.

What video game or computer game are you best at? I’m really bad at games, so maybe Sims 4 or something. I like games, I play them when I have the energy, I just really suck.

How do you normally come across new music? Spotify, sometimes my Fiance.

What do you keep your keys on? A turtle keyring.

Is your favorite color different than your favorite color to wear? Not really, I wear a lot of pastel colours, and they’re my favourites. Although I also wear neutrals and black if I’m doing a different look since my wardrobe is like 4-in-1 because I’m a million people at once.

Do you buy books or get them from the library? I used to read all the time, I’d go to the library and hire like 7 books and go through a book a day. Now I can’t concentrate so I just don’t read. I have several books in my posession that I need to read though if I ever get better.

What section of the food pyramid do you neglect the most? I say fuck the food pyramid.

Do you check PostSecret weekly? I have no idea what that even is.

What do you use your stovetop for most? Sitting things on. Or pasta. I made hokey-pokey the other month though to use up the last of the syrup someone bought.

Do you notice the impact of the economic recession? Yes, I saw so many posts on Gumtree of people having to give up their pets for financial reasons and it was really heart breaking.

Would you enjoy living somewhere where it's sunny all the time? Absolutely not. The sun gives me headaches and migraines.

What is it that you always seem to lose? My will to live xD Honestly though I lose like everything because I have to keep my entire life in a single room of my parents house rn.

Have you ever broken any bones? One, because I couldn’t handle the thought of going to work. I’m more prone to tendon damage.

What is your winter coat like? Which one? I have a mint green one which is waterproof and fluffy inside, I have a brown duffle coat one that flares out a bit, and I have a grey long coat. I also had to declare bankruptcy.

Do you keep dirty clothes in a hamper, or on the floor? Both, I have a system.

Which decade's music do you like best?: I can’t pick.

Can you focus on studying if there's music on? Yes, as well as I can really focus in general.

In what types of situations do you demand absolute silence? When I have a migraine or sensory overload.

Did you do well at fitness testing in grade school? NO. PE is the only class I failed.

If you had to choose a wardrobe to steal, who's would you pick? No, I have worked hard on mine to get it to the point its at.

If you had to pick one thing to bring back from the 90's, what would it be? Most of that stuff has already come back in one form or another, or never really gone away. Like you can get the toys second hand, furby has been rereleased like 3 times, clothes you can also still get second hand and the styles are pretty easy to copy anyway.

What about the 80's? Same as above.

Do you share any of your music taste with your parents? I share parts of my music taste with pretty much everyone, I have a really varied music taste, there isn’t a single genre I can say that I hate all of, there are ones I’m fairly unfamiliar with but I always loved music so I like a lot of it.

Could your parents tell when you would fake sick? I was sent in whether I was sick or not so there was no point in even trying. Only way I was allowed off was if I literally threw up in front of them which didn’t happen much, or the few occasions where my allergies gave me conjunctivitis.

Do you own more shoes or less shoes than the average person? More.

Do you still have anything from when you were a baby? I have a Quasimodo plushie that I had when I was like 3. My parents always threw everything away or gave it away so I don’t even really have baby pictures, except like one I got from my grandparents place when they died.

Are there any stores that send you e-mail newsletters? A couple, but that’s just from buying things in the past.

Do you think people overuse the word "random"? Now not so much, but back in the 00s and early 10s it was used a lot more.

How often do you floss? Never, my teeth are a bit overcrowded so I can’t fit the floss in without pain and bleeding.

Do you use hairspray much? Never, I used it for a couple of stage shows I was in when I was a lot younger and that was about it.

Who is your favorite painter? I don’t really have one because there are so many, if I’m picking out of just the really famous ones then either Monet or Van Gogh.

Are art museums interesting or boring to you? Interesting

What subject in school do you feel is the least necessary? PE needs significant changes to be at all worth the cost of running it. Once I hit my 20s I found out that there actually are some physical activities that I enjoy and missed out on. I think they should make it more free-form, if the concern really is health then surely letting people find and do the fitness tasks that work for them is better. If I’d been brought into a gym with actual gym equipment and they explained, okay, this does this, and this does this, try things out with a spotter and see what you like and what works for you, I’d have been much better of and have had some degree of physical fitness by now. They could also have offered option modules where instead of forcing everyone to do the same shit they let you pick, then I’d have been able to do yoga and dance and skipped out on the team sports they were pushing that literally lead to so much bullying and injuries because it’s about being competitive so they can send they sport inclined kids off to do competitions and win the school more money for the sports department and it’s a big nasty cycle of, damage some kids in favour of others, and lie to them all while making it compulsory for several years. Sorry this is a big ol’ sore spot with me because it is hugely indicative of many of the issues with many school systems in general, and while kidding on it’s for the youth, is actually just hurting them. FUCK.

When you were a kid, what games did you always play on the playground? I had like two modes, there was the days where people would play with me and we’d mash-up characters from the shows/movies we were watching (mostly charmed, totally spies, and xmen) and play as them in this whole made up world. Other days I’d walk around the tennis court trying to stay on the lines if it was empty or I’d just walk around the school daydreaming.

Do you enjoy power outages or do you get annoyed? I’m scared of the dark so I’m more afraid than annoyed. If I’m in the right situation it can be okay, but I never am because I don’t live with my Fiance and we can never afford candles.

Do you know how to use an ATM? Yes.

How about write a check? No.

Are you in to your heritage much? Sort of, not of my specific family, but Scotland’s cultural history and the like is interesting.

Are you pretty politically correct? I resent that term, it’s like the term “cancelled” where some brat decided to make it into something controversial to be nice, and considerate, and tactful, or to hold others accountable and expect them to hold themselves accountable. These are basic things you should be doing, do you need to use slurs? NO what are you losing by not using them? Nothing. What are you gaining by using them? Nothing. We gain nothing as a society by being intentionally offensive or winding folk up. You’re not thought provoking, we already came to the conclusion that certain things are shit, the next step isn’t to continue with your jokes, it’s to stop that shit and do the right thing to the best of your ability. FFS what does it cost people to just be nice? NOTHING.

What is one fashion trend you'll never understand? Some of the shoes the now are, lumpy and weird? Like they stick out in places I can’t imagine being practical. Also mullets.

What do you wear when you exercise? Ummmm depends what I was wearing immediately beforehand, if it’s fine then I just stick with that since I don’t do anything especially heavy-duty. If it’s not, I just grab some sort of top and shorts or leggings, whatever I put my hand on first honestly. A lot of the time I’m just wearing onesies with little monsters all over and they’ll do the job so I just stay in them.

What is usually the last thing you do before you go to bed? It varies, sometimes I put on some rain sounds or something. The only consistent thing is that I have to go to the loo whether I need to or not, that’s one of those things I assumed literally everyone did but it turns out they don’t and I just held onto the methods that were used to toilet train me as a bub xD If I’m alone I also have a system I have to use to check the doors are locked or I can’t sleep and have to get back up to check, but I don’t have the house to myself that often so...

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hebblog · 7 years

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#WalingReview S7E14+15

Another doubleheader going into the finale!

:: So last weekend they dropped the trailer for S8, which reminded me I haven’t even friggin finished THIS season! How did I get so wrapped up in Netflix’ sudden surge in great programming, that I completely forgot this show even existed. I really wish major producers and studios would get with the program and just make this stuff easily accessible online. //previously

a whole bunch of shit happened that has been happening for too long and we’re growing tired of

//currently

Maggie teaches people to fight and build weapons. Except they’ll need weeks to train, not just one montage.

kay but I kinda dig this silent training

This whole opening sequence has a very Tell Tale’s Walking Dead vibe

5:43min in and we get our first word

“hi”

//credits

geeez this show has become NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING but build ups! Silent training and planning turned into one a few words, turned into the longest stare, into the credits

//currently

oooo that one word slip, “boy”, I see you writers fighting for onscreen equality

also how ironic is it that the guy named Jesus, who saves everyone, is gay

yeaaaaah no one in this show likes to talk about shit. They all just act and then are all surprised when stuff goes wrong

ugh, the Saviours always know how to ruin a moment.

I do love this henchmen though! What’s his name again? GTA5 guy?

“use the whole word”

what the fuck dude? You slaughter people, but picking on a little girl and the english language is not to be messed with

Also Abe’s ex’s need to get over themselves. The world ended, you’re teenage angst means nothing.

Simon, that’s GTA5 guy!

nooooooo crying Daryl is the only thing that can break me!

is that zombie wearing Uggs???

ummmm your flaming car thing only worked for like, a split second. You wasted resources for nothing

HOW DID THESE TWO SNEAK INTO A PERFECT SNIPER POSITION WITHOUT BEING DETECTED!!!

now they bond, which means one of them is going to die.

oh man I’m just waiting for it…

aaaand with one message from Mullet they scrap their plan to go in guns blazing. You KNOW he’s faking it

ummmmm actually maybe he’s not

oh shit…Eugene…

oh shit

wait, what? Sasha? Just runs in guns blazing? Riiiiiiiiight, that’s gonna work. Ugh, she’s gonna die in like two paces

Daryl! Frick that guy always knows how to show up like a superhero!

//previously

lots of people are scattered, and not telling each other things

//currently

oh yeah, there’s zombies in this show

OH i love this idea, a boat that was floating when everything hit, finally crashes and all the zombies from another country land here!

Also this forces that coastal town into the fight, good, cause we needed more towns

awe yeah Ethan’s bf is finally in the fight!

Wait, they got Sasha? Wait what happened with Rosita and the shadowy figure

wow shibari is popping up everywhere!

WOAH! KNIFE THROATED

well, at least ol’ Neeg’s is anti-rape

My friends told me at this point in the series they all were super bored or annoyed with Negan and his way of…everything. I don’t get that, I dig him so much. His character is ridiculous in a world that needs some ridiculousness.

also the soundtrack for this episode is the best they’ve ever had in the entire series!

Mullet has always been one of my most hated characters. Him and Gabriel. It’s like they willingly choose the dumbest reaction to every situation, KNOW it’s dumb, tell everyone it’s dumb, but then continue forward

thiiiiiiiis fucking mayor

jesus christ bro has Negan actually twisted you that much?

Wait is she still pregnant? I thought she lost the baby…hadn’t she? What the frig??

and why’s she taking so long with that one walker? She could’ve dropped it in a second

hahaha lil bitch of a bad guy. wants so badly to be feared, and he can’t even handle himself alone for two seconds.

soooooo the Group is no different than the Saviours now?

Like, I get it, but still…shit dude. You’re robbing a village for their supplies?

Also Rick isn’t as scary as he used to be, not after Negan

yeaaaaah the horde always saves the day

THIS DAT SHIT I DO LIKE!

are you kidding me….Negan knows about Ricks plan? who told…what the hell….the mayor? He didn’t really talk he just acted like a bitch. ….but was all that nonsense taken as “Ricks planning something” ??? Did Negan really put all the pieces together already???

usually on the 2nd last epi of a season someone dies, which sparks a big fight on the finale. I’m calling Mullet, or Mayor.

I don’t trust her voice. Yeaaaaaah tire’s that smile. I knew it. She’s snapped, she’s gonna kill Mullet, Negan, and then herself.

shut up Gabe

“Thanks for saving my life, oh and that other time, oh and that time, and then the other time”

That dialogue was lame, but cute.

hahaha flipping off kids is funny

notice how all the characters are slowly starting to lose their minds? Everyone is beginning to believe they need to become something crazy in order to survive and iiiiiiii like it!

and Rosita’s back? Kay I seriously missed something. or did they straight up not show who saved her?

oh this is the reveal…

WOOOOAAAAAAAAH……

I want to believe D is being honest, but i just just just can’t

WHAT THAT’S THE END???

GET ON YOUR KNEES?? Good golly this show has mastered the art of blue balling us

#walking dead #walking review #the walking dead #the walking review #amc #zombies

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