thinking about the sukuna vs gojo fight, you’re sitting there, reading your manga at the edge of your seat, but at the same time, you say: “I could take them both, not in a fight.”
and some horny cruel god hears you and in a split second, you’re tossed onto the battlefield, in the middle of the clash — and you find that the battle ceases, a temporary ceasefire—and why? and you have your answer, as they pin you between them, satoru finding your lips, while sukuna’s four hands roam your body—
so they can share you—
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the whole "SJM would never hurt angel baby boy precious lulu because he's her favorite!!11!" is dumb to me for several reasons:
she's already hurt him. the love of his life was killed in front of him. his family hates him. the only place he felt accepted is no longer welcoming and his only friend went insane. his mate also isn't expressing a speck of interest in him and he's basically a hobo.
i still can't find where she called him her absolute favorite character of all time. please correct me if this transcript exists somewhere.
he hasn't gotten "fave character" treatment since 2015 and even then, not really, he just had more screentime in TaR.
canonically he doesn't even seem interested in Elain outside of a base, animalistic urge due to the mating bond. who's to say Elain rejecting the bond would destroy him? if the Helion/LoA mate theory is true, Helion (his own dad nonetheless) seems to be doing just fine without his mate.
you could apply the exact same argument to Azriel. SJM has recently mentioned (well, maybe not super recent, but within the last couple years) that she's obsessed with him. why is everyone so worried about darling dearest babycakes lulu getting heartbroken but nobody uses this point with Az?
Az got over a 500 YEAR crush for Elain, went up against an army of 200k to rescue her, questions his entire religion over their fate, stares at a bottle of ibuprofen nightly just because Elain gave it to him, i could go on and on and onnnn. and you're telling me he'd just be....fine? if Elain didn't choose him? that he'd just skip over to his student even though they've expressed exactly zero romantic interest in each other? no. come on.
If you're going to worry so much about pookie wookie babydoll lulu, maybe consider Azriel as well instead of just saying he'll be fine with someone he canonically wouldn't even consider a friend.
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Time to be self centered for a moment:
Me and the guys 🥹🫶
I still can't believe that I was able to meet Bojan, Nace and Jan last weekend (how is it already a week since Malmö OVO) :'D
They were so freaking humble and easy to talk to?!? 🥺🥺🥺
Bojan and I 'are you'ed each other for at least half a minute xD The love is really stored in the Bojan - the way he just gives you his entire attention when you talk to him OVO Plus he remembered my Häärijä cosplay from Helsinki, let me die happy now 😭🥺
Nace is such a lovely turtle dad proudly talking about his babies (I can relate to how much he talks with his hands) and his laugh is even more contagious in person 🥹 Loved that we in Gothenburg ended up wondering over the question 'what is each JO members signature picture pose' together; Nace and I showing off the Jan pose for the last picture x'D
Speaking of Jan, the poor boy had lost his beanie in Gothenburg (not pictured) so he had a scarf on his head :'3 he too was very nice talking to and me and another dane managed to spread the 'please come to Denmark' propaganda 😂
Jan and Nace both got little 2 min. pen doodles from me that I drew with frozen fingers and in a rush (didn't know how long they'd stay) and bless their heart for being genuinely happy to receive them :'D Nace did also get a second Malmö sticker just so I could see his reaction x'D (I'd sent Bojan off with gifts to all the boys during soundcheck and Nace confirmed he had gotten his and it was on his laptop I believe :'3 <33)
(Since I ran to Bojan I was too late to meet Kris in Malmö, and Jure stayed by the bus smoking which I respect)
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aughauhfuhfhfygh…. wish there was a way to say do not interact with me please if you X without the pissinf on the poor website thibking i said “if you X you are a horrid diabolical person who should die”… a boy can dream…………..
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Warning to aspiring streamers/VTuber
When you say "DON'T CLIP THAT" your chat will infact clip that
and if the community is big enough (or just has someone who's passionate about making dumb edits) someone may take it as a challenge
Also is this the first closeup of the Discord knock off we've gotten in the show? because
DOSCORD
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you bet your damn ass that if someone books a hotel room for a first date and then immediately strips naked once i enter i’m out of there faster than the speed of light
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Heya clock I need a bit of help,
I'm trying to figure out what sort of system that works for letting Lowblood & Midblood enter Highblood-specific areas without having to rely on a Highblood to accompany them or having a job at Highblood areas
Mmm that could be a tough one- like technically someone of lower caste can go to places that are designated for higher bloods. You still might get more than a few odd looks at the least, or course some asshole might get authorities involved if they want to get you out of the area. And like sometimes rozzers just fucking do that cuz cops can generally be pretty dick-ish. They’d probs come up with something like you loitering or making people uncomfortable or whatever even if your not causing any issues.
So while lowbloods can technically be in areas more designated for higher bloods it’s not always the safest for them and you can just get in trouble a lot easier. That and like you might be barred entry to any place that aren’t public property like shops, restaurants and hivestems- but like if your just walking round the open park in front of city hall that’s fine.
Again though tough question because this is like a very static form of communication and it’s hard to have a real conversation about how to make what you want to happen work. There are a lot of factors I just don’t know how to rule out because I don’t know anything about what you are trying to accomplish besides get an unknown lowblood character into a non specific higher blood area. All I can do is provide general blanket information.
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