#uninstagrammable

[lesbianralzarek]

while i have a healthy dose of appreciation for butches, my heart belongs to fellow femmes. esp those who have 0 makeup skills and hair thats kinda crunchy cause youve dyed it too many times. the ones who couldnt figure out which pile of clothes was clean so they just threw on a sundress because they were gonna miss the bus. femmes who always miss the bus. femmes who struggle with basic tasks. cringefail women who have cried in public bathrooms recently

DM me. we can be real and tremendously uninstagrammable together

[danielvandernoon]

It's alive! The latest of a series of intaglio copper-etchings. Edition of 18 etchings. available via www.danielvandernoon.com • Having worked together with Michael Schäfer since 2011 - creating a handful of plates - this tower represents the largest and most recent of the series. Taking an untold number of hours to hand etch - I'd estimate in the region of 130 hours the tower builds line upon line in a Babylonian fashion. • Moving towards using traditional print techniques to manifest colour effects that mimic how light dances off the original copper plates when etching. Oftentimes a drawing is the product of the experience of making that drawing; the drawing being in part a comment of the medium used to create it. 🌴🌴🌴 #uninstagrammable #detail #etching #intaglio #danielvandernoon #blueprint #architecture #skyscraper #builds #construction #up #cranes #architecturephotography #newwork #hand #☀️#🏰 #🏢 #🏬 #🇬🇧 #🇯🇵 #buildings #schäfergrafiskværksted #copenhagen #🍫factory https://www.instagram.com/p/B8_YLZ4BZyC/?igshid=gpeh7cjdtv11

[mousemilf]

my personal style is 100% about lived-in details like small stick-n-pokes, broken-in clothes, little hand-done details, etc. i think mud on ur boots counts as an accessory that signifies so much and same for small visible repairs on clothes and tastefully oxidized jewelry and i think the reason this aesthetic sensibility is so attractive to me is because it is so uninstagrammable and difficult to intentionally recreate its like the anti-fast-fashion. i think it signifies more than overt alt fashion does.

[introverted-sleepyhead]

What is the most uninstagrammable thing you did lately ?

For me, I went to my day job and spend a whole 8 hrs working from my office and not in any fancy beach with a margarita in my hand !

[arsnovacadenza]

So there’s this Instagram account based on my country that is dedicated to featuring submissions of disappointing, unappetizing-looking food from people who paid for them at ridiculous prices.

I feel like Modern AU!Isaac is the type who gets sad food all the time while Napoleon laughs at him and submits photos of his meals to the French/English version of the above Instagram account.

[adaptivereuser-blog]

I’ve spent the whole day cleaning the house, which is decidedly an unInstagrammable endeavor. This pic from our recent jaunt to ERock is much more pleasant. —————————————————#enchantedrock #familyjaunts #resting #hiking👣 #timeflies #fredericksburgtx (at Enchanted Rock State Natural Area - Texas Parks and Wildlife)

[ownerzero]

‘Cooking For Bae’ Instagram Account Collects The Worst Photos Of Food Posted On Social Media And Ads Hilarious Titles (123 Pics)

What is food without Instagram? And what is Instagram without food? The two go together like dogs and Snapchat. However, one account has set out to challenge this relationship. Instead of focusing on perfect compositions and delightful colors, Cooking For Bae is sharing some of the most unInstagrammable photos ever. From chitterling tacos to a […]

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‘Cooking For Bae’ Instagram Account Collects The Worst Photos Of Food Posted On Social Media And Ads Hilarious Titles (123 Pics)

What is food without Instagram? And what is Instagram without food? The two go together like dogs and Snapchat. However, one account has set out to challenge this relationship. Instead of focusing on perfect compositions and delightful colors, Cooking For Bae is sharing some of the most unInstagrammable photos ever. From chitterling tacos to a pile of burnt ash, you might feel like a Michelin-starred chef just by looking at these struggle plates. The best part? They come with hilarious captions as well.

#1 Bae’s Coming Up With New Recipes And Wants Me To Ask If Y’all Would Smash Or Pass...

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#2 Damn Kim. I'll Pass

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#3 Happy Salmonella Sunday, Bae!

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#4 Think She Forgot To Mention Bubble Guts And Diahrrea

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#5 "I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti "

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#6 What's For Dinner Tonight?

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#7 #howtokeepaman101 What Did You Learn?

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#8 So This Is Why Bae Is Here All The Time

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#9 The Comment Said That These Are Chitterling Tacos. Hell Naw

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#10 Sigh...i Just Cant...

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#11 Bae Still Trying To Figure This Gumbo Thang Out. Somebody Get George Washington Carver On The Phone So He Can Tell Her This Is Not One Of The Uses Of Peanuts!

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#12 Man, What?

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#13 Guess Who’s Single! Looking For A New Bae

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#14 Here Bae.. Cancerous Lung

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#15 Guessing The Secret Is You Compiled This Dinner From The Church Dumpster...unwanted

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#16 Look Bae Combined Two Of My Fav Things.. Poo Chips+struggledog= Poodog

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#17 So Much Struggle Under Those Struggleslices

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#18 All 115 Of You Need To Line Up 115 People Lied

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#19 Soooo Waffle House Is Open 24/7 Right?

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#20 Pure Dog Poop On A Baking Pan

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#21 Love Is Blind... Poo Sticks And Porridge

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#22 Your Man Is About To Have The Bubble Guts

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#23 Too Much Wrong To Be Done Right

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#24 And You Will Be Single All Your Life With This Thinking Bruh

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#25 Slop With A Side Of Salamander?

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#26 Cooking For Bae

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#27 Why Yes My Friend, Tis A Struggle Plate With #struggleslices.. Welcome To Where Food Porn Come To Die

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#28 Welp.. Chicken Looks Decent...

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#29 Bae May Be Trying To Breakup

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#30 Clearly She Loves This Man To Death... Stick With The Potato And Broccoli Bruh!!

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#31 That Man Clearly Has Low Standards

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#32 Is She Serious W/ These Struggledogs = Wedding Off

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#33 This Heifa Just Messed Up Sangria For Me For Life!!

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#34 Is What, Sending Him To The Hospital?!!!!

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#35 I'm Shocked Someone Would Allow You To Cook

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#36 Hello? 911?

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#37 This Heifa Thinks We Can Really Tell The Diff From One Poo Piece To Another

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#38 Bae Knew His Culinary Limitations

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#39 Thx _80sbaby_ . Saving One Bae At A Time

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#40 Please Use That Ot For Cooking Lessons Bae

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#41 Eat The Cake Ana Mae!

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#42 #whencommentsgetreal

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#43 Do We Can Agree Bae Is Working With Very Few Teeth And An Iron Stomach

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#44 We Clearly Have 2 Diff B visions Of Heaven..smh

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#45 The Bomb That Landed In The Toliet Shortly After

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#46 I Don't Even Know Where To Start. I'm Out

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#47 Damn @applebees Doing Em Like That..smh

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#48 If You Don't Get The F..... Outta Here

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#49 I Know You Didn’t Think We Were Done! This One Made My Flesh Crawl

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#50 At First Glance..thought It Was A Boiled Knee Cap..nah Just

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#51 I Am So Confused..its Like Avatar vs. Middle Earth On This Plate.. Is It Undercooked Or Overcooked Or Both

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#52 Reason #543,735 Why I Don't Participate In Office Potlucks Anymore

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#53 Bae With The Bobby Flay Appetizers!! Had The Guest Going Wild!

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#54 Let Me Find Out! Knew That Coffee Tasted Funny

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#55 Pink Can Be Fun.. As In Pinkslip And Walking Papers *bye Felicia *

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#56 Sooo Yall Just Werent Going To Tell Me Sodraya Was Cooking For Bae This Morning

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#57 No The Hell They Don't

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#58 Surprise Me And Move Out

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#59 Morning...made For All You Baes

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#60 And Here We Have Alien vs. Predator Casserole

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#61 Ready?!! The Hell It Is!

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#62 Not Sure About Y'all, But I'd Wait For Breakfast

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#63 Oh.. And Thats Exactly What Bae Said "Eff This Dinner"

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#64 When Comments Get Real

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#65 Wait...have Y’all Had This?

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#66 Yall Heifas Just Love Bacon Huh

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#67 When Comments Get Real

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#68 Bae Needs To (A) Raise Her Standards (B) Pick Up That Pepto On Her Way Home

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#69 Guess That Doesnt Include You Bruh..

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#70 Class Is In Session: Keep A Man 101. What Did Y'all Learn Today?

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#71 Y'all See That Slice Of Cheese Laid Up As A Sacrifice To The Living God??

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#72 Bae Trying To Kill Us With Her Favorite. Food Poisoning. On Monday's We Have Salmonella

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#73 And She Captioned It "Mama Did That".. Did What? Create A Vomit Inducer

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#74 That Poor Bird Died In Vain

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#75 And To End The Night. The Dessert

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#76 Keep Telling Yourself That Bae. If It Helps You Sleep At Night

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#77 Covered In #foodfromthestomach. Why You Feeding Bae That?

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#78 Annnnd Done!

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#79 Which One Of Y'all Did This Goofy Sh*t?

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#80 Bae Made This Last Night. Do Y'all Want One?

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#81 Bae Hooked Up The Pho

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#82 Dawg, Tf Is This

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#83 Someone Help Me

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#84 Cooking For Bae

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#85 But Bae...since When Is Canned Corn Soulfood

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#86 Mmhhh.. Wonder Why He Is Leaving Again.. I Have A Thought.. Ijs

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#87 Party Platters By Bae. Please No Dms For Orders

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#88 Baked Vomit And You Only Notice The Sprinkles?!! Thats Love Right There Bae

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#89 Who Looks Forward To So Much Struggle?

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#90 #whencommentsgetreal . Couldnt Have Said It Better Myself

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#91 When Comments Get Real

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#92 Creative Heifa... New Way To Slowly Kill Bae And Get That Life Insurance

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#93 2 People Lied

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#94 Name A Better Bae....i’ll Wait

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#95 The Fact That Bae Thought This Looked Like An Insta Materpiece Instead Of Jr's Diaper Is Mind Blowing

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#96 Don’t You Dare Blame This On Pinterest

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#97 So Much Struggle....so Little Food

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#98 And Your Kids Will Secretly Hate You For. Life

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#99 For The Health Nuts... Take Heed

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#100 The 1st Comment Tho!!!! Lmao

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#101 2nd Comment. Thats Your Real Friend

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#102 Rotflmao.. That 1st Comment!

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#103 $7.99

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#104 Struggle Shells And Struggle Plate On Deck

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#105 God Bless America!

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#106 Oh... Thats What That Is? Maybe If You Squint And Turn Ya ...naw..just Dont See It

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#107 Glad Someone Said It

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#108 That Time Again

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#109 Eggs Over Easy With A Side Of Coon…..y'all Know Bae From The Country

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#110 Photography Is Not Always The Answer. Booger Stew My Friends..

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#111 The Spaghetti Struggle

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#112 Oh...

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#113 So Strategic With The #struggleslice Placement

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#114 Clip From The New Starship Troopers Film..oh Wait Naw ..bae Just Cooked Again

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#115 Sry _kingbry ... Cannot Identify

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#116 That Poor Ketchup

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#117 I'm Str8 Bae..

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#118 Its Just Too Much.

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#119 Bae Hooked Me Up With This Bland Ass Low Country Boil

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#120 So Now I Gotta Pick The Struggle Out My Salad

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#121 Special Place In Hell For The 11 Ppl That Liked The Pepto Meatloaf

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#122 Cant Have A Sunday Struggle Without Struggleslices Constipation & Regret

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#123 *mortal Kombat Voice* It Had Begun!!! "Cooking For Bae Day" Is Upon Us!!!

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[pavel-b-posts]

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#RT @jakpost: #Sadfood: Netizens find joy in ‘uninstagrammable’ food #jakpost https://t.co/n6k2Gcmyok

— Om Bule (@ombule23) February 2, 2019

[redmoonz]

why did god have to hate me and make me live in such an uninstagrammable place

[shikungigi]

Someone keeps saying I should do more travel pieces, but I keep fighting it, in the spirit of keeping things under wraps. But something changed this time, and I thought it’s good to talk about travelling in its true unInstagrammable form. It started with missing my flight. You do not want to ever miss your flight, friend. If you are going somewhere in the evening, just make sure you are at JKIA by afternoon, honestly. I fought against my very instinct and ended up leaving way later and then not using the bypass. So once we were stuck in Upper Hill traffic, I knew we were done for and just pretty much gave up.

You will meet drivers who think they know Nairobi shortcuts, those that lead you straight into the bowels of the traffic glut itself claiming there is less traffic in the tiny roads. It is painful. And, I, for one, will never take a bodaboda from CBD to JKIA to beat time. I am not crazy and I love myself too much. To cut the long story short, we ended up at the gate right at the minute it closed. After confusing ourselves for another many minutes and taking the wrong escalators and turns. LOL. Also, I was not laughing that time.

We had to make very quick decisions and pay the penalty for the next flight out at midnight. Through it all, my colleague thought I was in denial. I was so collected – like, this happens to me all the time sister, relax. My dad called and suggested I ask where Miguna had been staying so I can spend the time there as well. SMH. I counted the notes at that customer service desk and it all felt so surreal. The total penalty was more than the original flight cost. But later on my colleague reminded me to count my blessings. It could always be worse. The price of a lesson learnt far outweighs the experience. We might not even have had that money in the first place and could have missed the next flight altogether. I was supposed to be mad at someone for this but I was not. Did I forget to mention the part where I left something in the Uber because of the rush? I had to smile at so many men to go backwards through departures to the starting point to meet the driver at the terminal. This involved leaving my passport behind too and coming back to an immigration guy who wanted to play with my head and freak me out by not giving it back immediately.

Not the perfect start to a travel story, right? Wrong. This is the real deal.

Entebbe. Until this trip happened, it had not hit me that Entebbe is the main airport in Uganda, even with the movies made about the hijacking in 1976. I always thought Kampala had another. It’s like JKIA being in Limuru. I am not even kidding you. It takes about 50 minutes to fly to Entebbe. So when you get your stamp and head out through security, you realize how small the place is compared to where you came from and that you are 40km away from your destination. Also, the cars here are slightly older than the ones you see in Nairobi, but it is another Toyota land. A lot of Ubers and Taxifys are Spacios, Ipsums, Raums and whatever other Toyota that is in this family of cars. The driver educated me a lot during that one hour trip in the middle of the night. Apparently Toyota Wish is now taking over the taxi industry and the people who run the country are about to pass a bill reducing the age of cars allowed into the country like us.

Petrol stations. They. Are. So. Many. The whole stretch from Entebbe to Kampala probably has a hundred petrol stations. Or more. Or I am just exaggerating. One person told me it’s because no one travels on full tank here, so they need to have filling stations everywhere when the inevitable happens. There is a good amount of road construction going on to fix the traffic situation this side, but because kids were on holiday, I did not get to see the famed traffic in action.

So we get to Kampala Boulevard, our home for the week and who welcomes us? A napping security guard. No surprise there. I announce our final destination and he offers to walk us up. I almost fall over when he gets up and turns around. A huge AK 47 is hanging from his shoulder across his back. I look at my colleague in disbelief and she gives me the you-ain’t-seen-nothing-yet look – she has travelled to Uganda a lot before. I will have to do further research into how much safer Uganda is with guns as compared to Kenya and our detectors that I have always doubted do much at all those entrances.

The suite is real nice with a great view of this side of the city. The buildings are not as high as Nairobi’s. It’s also not cold. The warmth that I experience the next couple of days just makes me want to stay longer. Even when it showers, the change in temperature is minimal.

Café Javas. My friends. Have you sampled CJ’s on Koinange Street yet? You know, the beautiful new restaurant that’s almost all glass with the most beautiful popping menus I have ever seen and equally good food and service? Well. You ain’t seen nothing yet until you go to one of CJ’s mothers in Kampala, Café Javas. And in case you did not know why it is CJ’s, the two had previously fought the trademark battle in court in Uganda when Java was seeking to register its trademark in the country. Java won and now has branches in Kampala. We already know Uganda is very agriculturally rich, right? I mean, we nearly wept on our way back to the airport looking at tomatoes the size of fists sitting pretty in the sun in various markets along Kampala-Entebbe Road. Meanwhile, we’re buying beat-up tomatoes like gold on this other side of Lake Victoria. Sigh.

Anyway, back to Café Javas. In addition to the huge servings you get, with additions that make you want to ululate in exhilaration like Njugush, it is still cheaper than its equivalent in Kenya. I literally camped here the whole week, despite how packed it could get. Juzi I got a milkshake from Java and I wanted to cry. I felt so cheated. It suddenly felt watery. The shakes at Cafe Javas are heavenly. Did I mention the Pina Coladas! (Without rum, of course.) I guess I will never look at anything food related the same way again after Uganda. LOL. It suddenly makes more sense why the British with all their resources insisted on cutting through thickets, man-eaters, tribes with different temperaments, mountains and rift valleys to get to Uganda, the Pearl of Africa. I cannot even begin to get jealous. Idi Amin really did some serious injustice to the country.

Museveni. My fellow Kenyans, I was mistaken about him. This president is brilliant, very sharp and focused for his age (73) and he does not read speeches. At least he did not read one here. We were at the Africa Blockchain Conference when I changed my mind. Let’s try to forget that our gadgets had to be taken away because he was in the building and focus on this: He was speaking about blockchain and cryptocurrencies from a very informed perspective, referring to handwritten notes he had been making throughout. Before he stood up to speak, the Bank of Uganda governor had read out a very scary speech which had me wondering why we were there in the first place. You know, the usual we will not entertain anything that is about crypto because it is scam. Enter the president. He urged the governor to be more inquisitive about such technologies – not to be dogmatic – and then broke down the blockchain concept in such an easy-to-understand way that I felt challenged. I have been doing everyone who has asked me about bitcoin and blockchain an injustice the past four years. I can now break it down in one simple sentence from the president: The blockchain is like a global organization/sacco in which people trust each other, put everything in public record books so that anyone anywhere can know how many bulls Museveni has in I-don’t-know-where. He spoke a lot of Baganda too, so 5% of the jokes were lost on that.

Allow me to digress a bit. For some strange reason the conference organizers chose to have scams over too, exhibiting and all that. And that is exactly who the Ugandan media chose to interview too. This beats the whole point of trying to educate people about the benefits of new technologies. Dear Ugandans, please stay away from OneLife/OneCoin and any other thing that cheats you out of your money. Seriously. Fight the urge to get easy money. I mean, even a simple Google search tells you what is a scam and what is not very easily. The funny thing is we keep telling people to stay away from these schemes, even in Kenya, but get-rich-quick schemes always have followers. And things always go south. End of digression.

At one point, we went to this French place in a very upmarket part of Kampala. Holy Crepe. From the moment we sat down, in addition to a beautiful view of the residential Kampala, all we saw were people jogging up and down the hill. At 5PM. I found that very strange. At another point, a friend took me to another hotel, Mestil Hotel & Residences. I would expect the prices to be off the roof, and again, I was shocked. A good meal here ranges from USh 28,000 USh to 35,000 UGX. Brethren, this is way under KSh 1000. Sijui nirudi Uganda?

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But on the other hand, that money is confusing. You have so many zeroes in your pocket, but you literally have very little money. It confused me the whole time I was trying to pay for some stuff. I had to keep reaching out to Google to help me convert to Kenya Shillings to see if I was being ripped off. Then every time you get into a taxi (apparently, they also refer to matatus as taxis), the driver will close the windows very fast and rhetorically ask if you want your phone to be snatched. Turns out this is the order of the day in Kampala. Nairobi you are not alone. I also gave up on Uber here and stuck to Taxify. For some reason the latter drivers have it together than their Uber counterparts.

Also, there is no way I am spending my life on bodas. Bodas are so part of the system, there is UberBoda. I had to get on bodas thrice that week. The first time, I felt like I was going to go nuts. I never touch the rider leave alone hold on to him, so I have to find something to grip behind me. And all along way, you see women sitting sideways on these things. I am like, are you kidding me? And helmets are not a thing here either. The second time was riding down to Owino market because everyone in Kenya could not shut up about that place. First of all, it’s not all that but clothing is actually pretty cheap. Everything is under 1000 bob. No one has a mirror or a fitting room when you try on stuff because apparently, they are all doing it wholesale. *Rolls eyes repeatedly* I did not spend too much time here, because we were running a tight schedule, but it reminded me of a lesser organized Eastleigh. And that is saying a lot because Eastleigh is NOT organized. Did I mention the seller dudes who grab your arms and not let go like they are your boyfriends? That annoyed me bigtime. Hata afadhali makanga wa Kenya sasa. Also, people in the market try to speak some Swahili unlike everyone else Kampala. Or probably these are just the same Kenyans we know here.

I might keep going on and on – the little bit of Uganda I experienced felt so different yet so much like home – so let me stop. And I bet I only caught a glimpse – I have not done the city any writing justice. Yet. You can only learn and see so much in a few days.

Road trip to Jinja, anyone? I am ready to see more of Uganda. 🙂

Kampala Goodness Someone keeps saying I should do more travel pieces, but I keep fighting it, in the spirit of keeping things under wraps.

[featurenews]

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson was honest about her wealth. Today’s It girls? Not so much

TP-T was all too willing to show the unInstagrammable jagged seams required to stitch together this patchwork picture of glamour The sad and sudden death of Tara Palmer-Tomkinson sparked a strong national spark of what I call “nostalgia shock”, which is that feeling when you look back in almost gleeful horror at what you considered acceptable – desirable, even – in the fairly recent past. What, goes the cry, were we thinking? Fashion is obviously an area ripe for nostalgia shock, when you look back in amazement at what you were wearing in TP-T’s era, the 90s: Carhartt cargo trousers and cropped vest tops. What were we thinking? (Fashion magazines exploit a somewhat more short-term version of nostalgia shock, trying to convince readers they should be horrified by what they wore last month and update their wardrobes accordingly.) When Palmer-Tomkinson died, newspapers – who hadn’t thought about the once ubiquitous socialite for years – took advantage of the occasion to quote her old columns for the Sunday Times, called, originally, The Social Diary Of Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, before it stopped faffing about and was shortened simply to Yah!: “Dressed head to foot in our new Ghost wardrobe, we started off in the Kitchen, the club in Clarence’s basement. Being a bit of a superstar, I was provided with security for the night, which meant that a poor girl called Stephanie had to wait outside every time I went to the loo.” Continue reading... https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/18/tara-palmer-tomkinson-honest-wealth-it-girls?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

[pavel-b-posts]

#RT @jakpost: #Sadfood: Netizens find joy in ‘uninstagrammable’ food #jakpost https://t.co/n6k2Gcmyok

— Om Bule (@ombule23) February 2, 2019