#unless i call u K

[unganseylike]

currently reading invisible life of addie larue and its fine so far but cant figure out why the fuck everyone is obsessed w her fucken freckles. like am i not understanding what they define as freckles??? bc i simply cannot imagine why anyone cares having 7 freckles is hardly even a distinctive feature let alone a goddamn constellation

[agayconcept]

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[signedkoko]

HEHEHHEE OPEN REQUESTS???

Hello koko! I was summoned by your open requests, and I just had an idea, how about headcanons/one shot for Alastor and Vox (separately) with a reader who has powers a bit like Toge Inumaki in JJK?( I saw that you were watching JJK so I assume you know how his powers works) like what do they think about it? how do they react when reader uses her powers? How they communicate with her?

THANKS FOR READING MY REQUEST DEAR KOKO! HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT

-🐚

Alastor | Vox X Reader [Romantic]

In which your speech causes action, so you can't speak unless you wish to control others. Reader is female.

When you first came to the hotel, Alastor was not impressed

You were certainly a gorgeous sight, but it was ruined by the device in your hands that you had your nose buried in, screen lighting ruining your face

It took him quite a while when he heard strings of words emanating from the device to realize you were speaking through it, your fingers pressing on keys faster than he could follow

You introduced yourself to everyone that day, as a new hire for the hotel, and how you couldn't speak but hoped it wouldn't get in the way

He was certainly irked by the device in your hands, but it was funny to see someone so weak that they had to rely on a flimsy device made by an even flimsier overlord

Truly a shame

You learn the hard way not to get too close to him while using your device, or else it starts to act up and get damaged

Alastor still spoke to you; of course he did! Because he was amused knowing you couldn't retort

But eventually, without noticing, he would talk more and more, filling every aspect of the silence between you

You were the best listener, both since you had no choice and because you didn't give any shitty advice

The only thing that weirded him out was the weird clicking he started to hear around you

Something about it was so familiar

J-E-R-K-J-E-R-K-J-E-R

When he looked down at your hand and saw a clicker in your hand, he realized what you were doing

Of course he knew morse code by heart! He studied all sorts of things, but he wasn't sure why you'd do things that way when you had a much easier device

Unless you did it just for him?

R-K-J-E-R-K-J

" And who are we calling names, my voiceless companion? "

Y-O-U

Still, it's very touching to see you go from using your phone to putting it away when you come to him to talk

And not much changes since you can't get out too many words with your morse method

One evening, while on a walk together, Alastor was reciting to you how he'd come to work for Charlie and how she sang on the news for so many to see! When a group of assassins surrounded the two of you, angel steel weapons were on full display

Before Alastor handled them—which, let's be fair, would be no issue to him—you pulled quicker on the draw

" COMATOSE. "

You yelled it with your hands clamped over Alastors ears, and the instant the word came out, they all dropped, beyond unconcious

Alastor laughs, because wow, that was quite the display!

But he's already dragging you over them to continue talking, now teasing you for treating him like a helpless damsel

He was certainly glad that he hadn't made an enemy of you when he first saw you, because you may stand a chance against him with an ability like that

Most sinners had some kind of ability that grew with their power, often souls under contract or training enhancing them

Vox himself had plenty of tricks under his sleeves, and he'd seen the most pathetic of abilities to those worth cowering before

But he'd never heard of something like yours

Overlords loved showing off their resources, which could include people who became very useful in battle

You were a 'friend' of Zestial, though, while most jumped at the opportunity to introduce themselves to other overlords, you only waved

Of course you piqued his interest, because when he ran his servers over you, he found little to nothing beyond pictures

After several days of stalking video feeds, he caught you and Zestial together when—oh fuck! You sign!

While he could have just waited for the next opportunity, Vox was far too invested in your story and opted to pay Zestial a visit, if it meant he could see you

From what he could tell, you were using ASL, so once he bumped into you he began signing his typical introduction

Something about his heart sparked when he saw you smile, the way those curious eyes sparkled

He was immediately embarrassed when you revealed he didn't have to sign because you could hear

But he was all healed when you signed that you were very glad to have met someone else you could talk with

Vox is used to the overstimulation of noises from news, music, footage, all of it always beaming into his head so much that the silence around you is eerie and takes him awhile to get used to

Zestial certainly has an ace; one Vox is jealous of

Since you got along so well, you and Vox schedule meet-ups so you can interact, seeing as he and Zestial are almost exact opposites

The first time he witnesses your powers is when Alastor shows up at one of your meetings, and he was certainly trying to embarrass Vox in front of you

But Vox was your friend, and you had no tolerance for Alastors threats

" Silence. "

From your lips poured a thick fog, which whisped its way over Alastor's mouth, forming a seal that prevented him from speaking

The radio demon wasn't pleased, but he wasn't about to act up a scene right now, so he turned and left

Vox immediately fanboys because, oh my FUCKING GOD, you showed him!!!

Wait, you can talk? You sound like that?

YOUR POWERS DID THAT???

He is about to waste your evening asking all kinds of things, you probably can't sign as fast as he can ask, too

Author's Note - Conch anon gets only the BEST of the BEST!!! I did like writing these anyways though, because i adore Inumaki...thank you for requesting!

[popponn]

idk if you accept requests but i badly want to read the blue lock boys with the orange peel theory going around on tiktok 🥹

notes: anon, i was in a slump and then you come with this, please know i cant get it out of my mine for 2 whole nights. so, please have this, i hope u will enjoy it & your fave is there. also shoutout to @doobea for helping me with rin & barou esp <3 aso for standing my yappings. warning: none, post canon au in mind, reader's gender unspecified.

character: isagi, kaiser, bachira, chigiri, nagi, reo, rin, sae, barou + bonus

isagi

sweet boy will do it with a smile. is not the tidiest but you can now eat your orange while sharing with him. has a vibe that he is sort of used to doing this somehow. a total win still. if you do the same for him he will get flustered. also asking this is one of the quickest ways to get mr. egoist switches to mr. sweetheart boyfriend.

“Eh, why are peeling one too? I already… for me…?…I, uh—I see. Thanks… I—I am… give me a second.”

kaiser

you are the one who will peel for him—unless you throw a fuss and give him a silent treatment because this guy's pride is no joke. he can, he just doesn't want to. but to appease you and gain back his rightful spoiling, he will. afterward, at least, he learns his lesson and when you are about to peel one yourself, will take it and peel it beautifully for you like a second nature.

“…the fuck are you staring at? Just take it. You are about to eat it anyway, right? Then what's the big deal?”

bachira

yes, he will no question asked but is it worth it. probably will make a mess out of his energy. you will be laughing along with him somehow though so it is worth it. having the sunshine doing anything in front of you is a guaranteed smile-inducing routine. as for the orange, please do switch to other alternatives, for example: kisses, as suggested by him.

“Isn't this better than orange? Huum, huum! More healthy, sweeter too, right? Another one?”

chigiri

depending on his mood, you will either get a very cute orange peel or a half-peeled orange (at best) you have to finish peeling yourself. on the former, you get a smug bf who will feed you like it's a pocky stick. on the latter, you better be the one feeding him while hugging and cuddling him. multitask somehow. also, give him kisses because he is called a ‘princess’ for a reason.

“Ah, being in your arms being fed like this… yeah, yeah. I know don't worry. I will repay the favor.”

nagi

realistically, you will be the one peeling it for him and forcing him to eat one. because why would he even touch one? he is too lazy for that, nothing personal. but, let's say he really, really loves you: he still won't, he will just give you orange-flavored jelly in replacement. it does come from a place of love though, he genuinely thinks it's less troublesome to eat and, hence: better.

“Eating that is troublesome. It taste the same too. We can also do it while kissing. Mouth to mouth. Better right?”

reo

normally, will get a servant to peel it for you and him. though: can he do it? will he do it if it must be him? no question asked, absolutely will, all while chatting and staring at you with so much love. totally mr. k-drama male lead. you and your premium orange are in good hands.

“Oh, man, you are sometimes really …huh? Nah, I mean, I like doing this. It's just now I feel like I have to do this every time, so… yeah.”

rin

the first time, he will click his tongue and mess up. he will crush the orange. better never speak of it again, just know he loves you wholly despite everything. then a week passes and suddenly you will get a professional competitive orange peeler part-timer. without asking. just eat your orange. unless you are sick of it or it makes you actually sick.

“Did the orange taste good? … good. Nothing. You just look… nevermind. Do you want another one?”

sae

will he or will you. realistically, no? there are two possible reasons: 1) he can't. his whole stat is in soccer. 2) “you can't?” aka is it worth it getting judged by him. in case #2 though, just act cute and aim for his soft spot for you, he will fold and peel it with you pressed to his arm. he will grumble or glare but that's just itoshi-esque tsundere.

“You can't do something like this yourself? This will be the only time I’m doing this… Also who told you to move away?”

barou

our king. will peel the skin and the white fiber for you. tidy peels and if you know your way around his heart—you do just smile or blink and he is gone—he will also feed you. 10/10 execution no notes. probably will do this in kotatsu, dinner tables, and other domestic settings that are not bed while being a tsundere.

“I’m doing this just so you don't make a mess, got it? Also, scoot closer, your leg is kicking me—what do you mean I’m lying?!”

bonus

kunigami will, both before and after wc because you are his world. the difference would be in his expression only and there is that because his love for you would never change. shidou will but genuinely, please just peel it yourself. aiku will, not without teasing you though. gagamaru will either will or teach you how to eat the skin too. zantetsu wants to do it, but it will be really messy so please just don't. hiori will do it like a sweet boy, but if he is in his sadistic mood he will tease you for a bit before finally feeding you.

[neuvistar]

OUR SWEET DOVE.

— featuring ┊ jing yuan x fem!reader x blade (poly!jingren comeback !)

— warnings / content warnings ┊ all consensual. not proofread, mentions of pregnancy, unprotected s3x, oral (m!receiving, most specifically bladie <3), s!ze k!nk again if u squint hard enough, reader implied 2 be a lil smaller than them <3, she/her prns used once(?), petnames used, bladie referred 2 as “yingxing” like once or twice idk, overall suggestive content. 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

— a/n ┊ poly jingren thirsts make a comeback! >:) i might turn this into a series called like whqt.. babymaking marathon LMFAO like separate hsr, genshin, + jjk characters to celebrate 2000+ but i’ll think abt it! wrote this during ovulation too guys this is NOT good.. anyways i don’t have a specific theme for this, it’s just.. them.. being them! ur on ur way to heaven AND motherhood !! (jokes.. unless..) god bless ur hips and waist ! goooodddd blessss you! <3 reblogs n feedback r appreciated <3

you were sure that time itself seemed to have stopped. how many times have you came, two times? three? four? you couldn’t even count anymore.. your mind and your thoughts were a mere blur to you, your lips locked with jing yuan’s in a moment of love as your breath grew more and more shallow by the second. your mind was blank, only filled with one thought.. blade and jing yuan’s soft caresses all over your body. your body moving in perfect harmony and rhythm with jing yuan’s as he attacked your mouth with his own.. tongue tangled with yours while blade kept one of your wrists pinned down to the pillow, his lips working on the flesh of your stomach as his arm kept your legs spread all nice for them. he was good with his fingers.. you can’t deny that. you can’t deny the pleasure that flows through your body when he thrusts his fingers deep inside your now-soaked cunt, it was a sight to see for both of them.. blade couldn’t help but let a smirk sneak through his lips as he curled his fingers, gazing up to see a reaction out of you. your hands clutched the general’s shoulder tighter, eyebrows furrowing at the mere curl of blade’s fingers in your walls, you weren’t complaining.. it felt nice.

you were a mere cocoon of love.. all thoughts, senses and senses, forgotten for you only focused on the present. you only focused on the three of you in this very moment.. how slowly your tongue danced with jing yuan’s, how fast blade was plunging his fingers in your pussy, it was too much to handle but you couldn’t complain no matter how hard you wanted to. no matter how hard you wanted to scold both of them, you were always silenced by the general’s lips. “spread your legs more, dove. he can’t fuck you with his fingers any faster if you keep closing them now, can he?” jing yuan broke the heated kiss between you both as he cooed inside your ear, his voice deep and filled with honey.. you were sure that they were filled with lust as well.

your back arched as you came all over blade’s digits from jing yuan’s lewd words. blade swiftly pulled his fingers from your insides, moving them in a scissoring motion as he stroked his cock, glancing over at jing yuan who pressed chaste kisses along your neck. “i think she’s ready enough, look how much she came.” the dark haired man hummed, slapping your cunt harshly as he earned a sharp gasp from your lips. “y—yingxing!”

“mm.. you sure did come a lot, dovey. it’s a shame we’ll be making you come a lot more today.” with a deep groan, jing yuan slammed his hard cock inside your soaked hole as a soft soft moan left your lips in an instant, he gripped your thighs to keep your legs from moving any further. “oho.. would you look at that.. your cunt’s already sucking me in. you’re a naughty girl aren’t you?” he taunted you further.. before you could even say anything, your words were silenced by blade’s cock. “come on.. you know how to suck right, pretty? go on. suck. suck it like you mean it.” you wasted no time as you allowed your tongue to swirl itself around his dick using one hand to stroke the areas you couldn’t reach, the warm feeling of your hot mouth around him was enough to drive blade absolutely feral.. oh how much he loved those sweet facial expressions of yours, how much he loved it whenever you tried your best not to gag.. how much he loved how easily his cock can twitch and slide itself inside your pretty little mouth. “that’s it.. f-fuck! keep.. sucking me off like that..”

your mouth moves against blade’s cock, taking him in so good and so well just as he wanted you to.. the male savoured the moment like you were a sweet treat, using your mouth to pleasure himself as he presses himself closer to your lips to thrust the rest of his length further down your throat, his fingers running through your hair. another other hand moves towards the side to wrap you in a tight embrace, jing yuan’s body shifting towards yours as the heat from your skin mixed with his.. his hips repeatedly slamming themselves against yours as some of your cum formed a ring around his cock. you felt so sticky already and they weren’t the ones cumming inside of you, your cheeks heated up at the mere thought of both of them filling you to the brim once more.

jing yuan stared down at your smaller frame beneath him, swallowing the single lump in his throat as his cock twitched inside of your gummy walls by the sight of you gagging on blade’s length. you were.. so small compared to the both of them.. it was enough to even turn him on! jing yuan shook his head, increasing his pace as he held your thighs down to your stomach to see more of your glistening and wet cunt. if only you knew just how much you were making him crave you further from how small you were, taking him and blade’s dicks like it was nothing. jing yuan’s thoughts began to wonder, how much can you take until he and blade break you? how much more can you handle? it was a question worth answering, his nails digging into your skin as he was determined to breed you and fill you up, maybe get you pregnant.. he wanted to see how much more you can handle.. how much more you can take until you can’t anymore. “if only you could see what i was seeing, lovely. y’know, you’ll make me cum faster with all your lewd facial expressions alone.. such a good girl. taking yingxing’s cock and mine so well now, are you?”

sweat was almost trickling along your forehead, your entire body was drenched in sweat.. catching sight of blade’s satisfied smirk on his face, his dark yet long wavy black hair was scattered all over the place, but he couldn't care any less at this point.. he gathered all your loose hair as he used them to keep your head still. blade kept a firm grip on your hair, thrusting his cock further into your mouth. honestly.. you weren’t even sure if your jaw would be alright the next morning.

your felt your legs shake. your own heart begin to flutter. your body trembled in your husbands’ holds, jing yuan continued to nibble on your skin as he lightly wrapped it around his fingers, moving them up and down your thigh. his kisses that danced along your tits were soft and tender, your heart raced and your breath grew heavy at the pleasure they both provided for you at that very moment. blade reached down to cup one of your breasts as his large hand engulfed it whole, twisting your hardened nipple to force a whine out of you. “pretty tits you have here, [name]. look at them, aren’t they pretty?” he glanced over to the white haired male as he replied with a nod, “indeed.” you squirmed under blade’s touch, a whine was the only thing that passed from your lips as your head tilted to the side, pulling away from his cock. your moans grew, an indication you were close.. you felt blade grabbing onto one of your hands as he made you stroke his dick at a fast pace. jing yuan bit his lip at the sight, watching his cock slide between your legs so smoothly, picking up the pace of his thrusts, slowly losing himself in your cunt. “it’d be a miracle if you gave us a baby or two, sweetest. do you think you can handle that?”

“a baby or two? why stop at that? if it were up to me, i’d fill her up with a dozen.” blade scoffed, his breath hitching as he grew close.. your thumb teasing his tip. jing yuan playfully rolled his eyes at blade’s bold claim, running his fingers through his hair as he placed his hand over your stomach. “mm.. we’ll see what she thinks. how about five, princess? is five good enough for you?” he rubbed your stomach gently, subconsciously feeling his cock thrusting in and out of you.. his lips curving into a sly smirk. “right here, beautiful. just imagine, your belly filled up.. all swollen and full of five little baby birds,”

“can you handle that, our sweet dove?”

[s1llysmut]

NSFW alphabet for Angel Dust

A/N: I swear I already made one a while ago but it was requested so here you go!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s so kind and attentive after sex. Definitely gonna watch a movie or show with you until you both fall asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite body part on himself is his legs. Not sure why to be completely honest. On you his favourite body part is your eyes. He’s so used to just seeing lust in peoples eyes when he’s fucking. So he loves to see love in your eyes.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Cum in his mouth. He will literally beg for it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has no secrets when it comes to sex.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s like a literal pro at sex. Obviously he knows what he’s doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

It’s basic but missionary. He wants to see your eyes.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s a mix of both. Depends the mood.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I feel like he trimmed it into a little heart or something

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He can be very romabtic but it also makes him nervous since he’s much more used to kinky.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t jerk off often actually. Like once a month.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

BDSM, bondage, sadomasochism, blood, knives, etc.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere anytime baby.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

If you tell him you love him or you look at him with genuine affection in your eyes.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won’t film it with you. One, it’s against his contract with Val, and two, it reminds him too much of that dreaded place he has to call work.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He much prefers giving oral. He’s a fucking master at it too.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It’s all up to you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s down for it. Hell, he sees it as a fun challenge actually.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is probably the most risky person in the hotel when it comes to sex.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last 8 rounds. It’s sad honestly.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He owns a whole bin that he uses on himself and his partner.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not much unless you ask him too.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud but not porno kind of loud. He’s genuine with you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Extremely romantic sex freaks him out. He gets scared of rose petals, champagne, candles, shit like that. He’s just not used to it.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

7 inches pretty slender.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Extremely high.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He waits until you’re asleep.

[gunnerfc]

Leah Williamson NSFW Alphabet [switch!leah ver.] (18+, minors DNI!)

A: Aftercare

If she’s been more in control, Leah will help you get cleaned and will whisper how good you were

If she’s been on the receiving end of things, she just wants you to tell her how good she was and cuddle with her after

B: Body Part (their favorite body part of themselves and their partner)

Leah’s favorite body part is her thighs, she loves how you can get yourself off while fingering her so you both are receiving pleasure

Leah’s favorite body part of yours is your hands, she loves feeling them on her body regardless if she’s giving or receiving

C: Cum (anything to do with cum)

Making out with you after one of you made the other cum drives her crazy

D: Dirty Secret 

Leah actually loves it when she’s more submissive because sometimes she just wants you to take care of her and she doesn’t have to be the great leader she is all the time

E: Experience (Are they experienced? Do they know what they are doing?) 

Most of Leah’s experience has been her being in control so she had to learn to give it up sometimes but after the first time you took control, she loved it

F: Favorite Position 

Leah is a big fan of any position that allows you both to receive pleasure so positions like 69 are a go-to but she also loves having you ride her thigh while you finger her

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

Leah is so serious during sex but she can be giggly afterwards

I: Intimacy (How intimate are they during the moment?)

Regardless of who’s in control, sex is so intimate between the two of you

J: Jack off (Masturbation HC) 

Sometimes Leah is just feeling really needy and has to get herself off but she’ll always beg you to help her because it doesn’t feel as good compared to when you fuck her

Sometimes she’ll call you while you two are apart and have you talk her through getting herself off

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks) 

Leah loves being praised, hearing you tell her how good she makes you feel or how good she’s taking you will always have her moaning loudly

L: Location (Favorite place to have sex)

Leah does not care about location, if you’re both needy then you’ll find the closet private place to make each other cum

M: Motivation (What turns them on?) 

Hearing you be demanding with her, it’s a stark difference from how you act normally so seeing you be more in control always has her wet

N: No (Something they wouldn't do)

Leah doesn’t want to share you with anyone, she only wants you to see her in a more submissive role and wants to be the only one who gets to touch you

O: Oral (Preference on giving or receiving)

She loves both equally but she has a slight preference for receiving

P: Pace (Fast & Rough? Slow & Sensual?) 

It’s a mix of rough but sensual regardless of who’s topping who

Q: Quickie (Thoughts on quickies) 

They happen very often with you two, you can’t keep your hands off each other

R: Risk (Are they open to experimenting) 

Sort of, for the most part, she knows what she does and doesn’t like and she doesn’t see that changing unless you ask her to try something once

S: Stamina (How many rounds) 

You two can go for many rounds

T: Toys 

She uses a strap to fuck you more than you use it on her but there are times when you’ll use the strap and Leah has some of her best orgasms when you do

U: Unfair (Do they like the tease)

Leah teases you often outside the bedroom and you always get her back in the bedroom because you love hearing her beg

V: Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make) 

Leah can be pretty loud when you’re fucking her

W: Wild Card (Random HC)

You two have had a lot of quickies in the showers after games. Leah loves the sight of you on your knees between her legs eating her out as the warm water hits both of you and she has to keep a hand over her mouth so your teammates don’t hear you

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Her sex drive is high, she can’t get enough of you and your body

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Leah usually falls asleep pretty quickly after sex because it always tires her out

[fayesia]

can i request an nsfw alphabet for Derek Morgan?

~nsfw alphabet headcannon~

Derek Morgan

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Derek would take lots of care of you if it was a rough round but if not he’d just wrap his arms around you and fall asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your ass anything to do with your ass, hips or thighs has his heart and blood flow down there racing.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

Derek loves to come on your face, seeing you knelt on the ground with your pretty mouth wrapped around him, eyes staring up with a sultry look, only for him to pull out and paint your face with his cum.

D = Dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

Derek loves you calling him daddy, it’s such a turn on for him to see you begging for him using that title.

E = Experience (how experienced are they?)

Derek is VERY experienced, he’s been with many woman in his life but he’s not one to shame you for the same and will teach you if you’ve never done anything.

F = Favorite position

Derek would love having you on top in cowgirl to easily grip your ass and thighs or even better reverse cowgirl so he can see your ass moving on his dick the whole time.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous?)

Derek’s more goofy during sex in a cocky way rather than in a fumbling around and laughing way.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they?)

Derek regularly takes care of himself so he’s very neat and clean and takes pride in that.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment?)

Derek can be really intimate especially if he’s planned something like a date night where the two of you finally get to spend proper time together off the job.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Derek wouldn’t really need to masturbate that much because you’re both together most of the time.

K = Kink(s)

Derek would have a daddy kink or he would be into light bondage play like using his tie to bind your hands together if you’re comfortable.

L = Location (favorite places to do it)

Derek doesn’t really care how risky the location gets but one of his favourites is doing it in the car.

M = Motivation (turn ons)

Derek would love seeing anything that wraps around your curves, dresses, blouses, skirts literally anything you wear that perfectly fits you.

N = No (turn offs)

Derek wouldn’t want to share you with other people, he’s all for showing you off but it’s always look don’t touch.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving)

Derek loves to be able to softly caress the sides of your face while slowly thrusting in and out of your mouth. Before he cums he’s certain to make sure you’re well satisfied as well with either his mouth, fingers or cock.

P = Pace (are they fast or slow, sensual or rough)

Derek can be all of the above depending on the moment you’re both in.

Q = Quickie (do they like them, how often do they do them)

Derek’s not the biggest fan of them but in times of need his judgment is definitely clouded so they occur every once in a while.

R = Risk (do they like risky sex)

Derek doesn’t like other people seeing you in the intimate way he gets to so risky sex doesn’t happen too much unless neither of you can control yourselves and get lost in the moment.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Derek’s experienced, so he’s been able to build up his stamina through all that practise. he could go for like three rounds and only come in the second or third.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them on a partner or themselves?)

Derek wouldn’t own any for himself but he would buy them for you to use when he’s away or when the two of you want to explore more together.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Derek loves to be a tease but he knows you’ll tease him back just as much so he doesn’t do it too excessively.

V = Volume (how loud they are during intimacy)

Derek can be loud and when he is he’s not ashamed to voice out the way you make him feel.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

sheriff!derek x outlaw!reader: the two of you are years deep into a love-hate relationship ever since your days at school together, however as the two of you grow older these strong emotions of hate and love transformed into sexual tension until one of you can’t hold themselves back anymore…

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Derek is BUILT. working in the FBI means he’s used to working out a lot and building up those muscles and abs. As we travel lower ;) Derek’s easily larger than 7 inches and when he’s fully erect he’d reach almost 8 1/2 inches.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Derek can have a high sex drive but not to the point where he always needs it or relies on it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

Derek would fall asleep quick, all that energy and stamina put into pleasing the two of you would leave him tired and quick to succumb to his sleepiness.

[rickysvxr]

nsfw a to z - ricky

warning - just smut, ricky x f!reader

MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI

a - aftercare

ricky's the sweetest when it comes to aftercare. he would immediately turn into lovelicky :(( he would ask you if you're alright and if he didn't hurt you too much. he would definitely clean you both and make some food. if you prefer sleeping - he would cuddle you to sleep and sing for you.

b - boobs

ricky's a boob guy - you can't tell me otherwise. when he sleeps he's cuddled into your boobs. he really likes squeezing them. while you ride him he likes sucking on your nipples and leave some hickeys.

c - cum

he would cum into your pussy unless you don't want him to. ricky wants you to be comfortable with anything he's doing. also he's really into cumming into your mouth or on your face.

d - daddy kink

he will definitely make you call him daddy. or maybe sir??? he'd be so into roleplay. he'd call you his little kitten or something. call him daddy and he'd immediately get hard.

e - experience

you both weren't really experienced but ricky knew what to do to make you feel the best. he's open to trying new things.

f - fingering

he'd finger you while you're visiting your family.. he's such a bitch and he knows that. he's also into fingering you when you're studying/working. he really needs your attention :((

g - gagging

he knows you can't take his whole dick to your mouth so he won't force you to anything and he would try not to hurt you. if he would - he'd do it unintentionally.

h - hickeys

for him - he likes leaving them on your boobs or tights so places that only him (and you) can see. you like giving him hickeys on his neck (right on his tattoo 🙈).

i - intimacy

when it comes to real sex he'd like to do it in your bedroom so you both have that private place. but he would also fuck you in the backseat of his car.

j - jerk off

he would definitely send you videos of him jerking off. he would tie a little ribbon on his dick :((

k - kinks

overstimulation, praise kink, daddy kink, pet names (idk if it counts), scratching, roleplay.

l - locations

bedroom, his car, couch, floor.

m - making out

ricky likes to make out late at night when he wakes you up just to make out with you :(( you'd be so sleepy but he loves it so much.

n - no's

he definitely wouldn't force you to anything. ricky wouldn't like to make you cry :( but besides that he's open to anything that you want to try.

o - orgasms

ricky would cum A LOT. it doesn't matter how you make him do that - he would cum a lot. he does at least 3 or 4 rounds (it's minimum for him btw).

p - pet names

baby, darling, sweetheart, my kitten, good girl, princess, sweetie, cutie, slut.

q - quickie

he'd be so into quickies. like before his performance? he would really love it. but still he likes to take his time with you.

r - relationship

in the bedroom - he's really wild and hot. he'd be the bitchest bitch to ever bitch. still he would give you whatever you want (he likes teasing a lot tho).

outside the bedroom - he turns into lovelicky. he's the sweetest person on the earth and you want him to know that! you both love when you're babying him. just give this man some attention and he'd be the happiest person in the world.

s - stamina

as i said before - ricky would do 3 or 4 rounds with you and it's his minimum! he would literally fuck you all day if you both could 😭 he still makes sure he's not hurting you or something. he always asks you if you want to go for an another round.

t - toys

vibrator and that's it. he doesn't like when something other than him is making you feel good. and he lets you know that.

u - unfair

he would make you cum every time. he doesn't like leaving you unsatisfied - it just hurts him. he's into teasing but he'd definitely make you cum before he's done.

v - volume

he likes when you moan so loud - it's music to his ears. he would groan and sometimes even moan. but don't expect it from him unless you're on top.

w - i can't think of any, sorry 😭

x - x-ray

he's BIG. and he knows that. (still he fits perfectly into your pussy).

y - i can't think of any!!!

z - zzz...

he won't fall asleep before you. he always makes sure that you're sleeping, then he would go to sleep. (he's so sweet i can't 😭).

[thepepsislvt]

I’m finally home from a trip.. what if hear me out.. nsfw alphabet for my favorite bgs either Kid, Killer, or of course Barto

-Tulipp 🌷🌷🌷

(acc still doesn’t work)

I DID IT AND I STARTED IT BEFORE U EVEN ASKED BECAUSE YOU MADE ME THINK ABOUT KID AND KILLER RELIGIOUSLY

also evryone istg im alive ive just been violently sick WAAAAHHH

anw here you go braincell sharer Kid and Killer nsfw alphabet

@tulipp-again

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Kid tries his damn hardest to at least clean you up but usually hes conked out within 3 minutes

Killer on the other hand is a trooper. He will run you a bath, get you water, a snack, anything you could ever think of he does. Hes so sweet about everything

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think we all agree that Kid is an ass man. he loves to grope it, bite it and smack it

Kid likes his arms and hands with how strong they arms. He loves how he can easily bend you over anything and fuck you from behind

Killer likes your collar bones with how easy he can bite them and leave a mark

On him Killer also likes his arms with how easy he can carry you around if needed

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Kid cums A LOT okay? its thick and fills you up so much. He loves to cum on your face the most

Killer’s is also thick but he doesnt shoot as much as Kid. He especially loves to cum all over your stomach

D: Dirty Secret

Kid really doesnt have any secrets, if he wants something hes going to announce it

Killer really wants you to top him. He sees how snappy and mean you get with Kid when you are bickering and he wants you to do that to him. he just doesnt know how to ask

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Kid slept around a lot when he was younger while trying to deny he was gay for Killer but he eventually got over his ego and just went for it. When you joined the relationship you often called Kid a slut for being so skilled

Killer didn’t have any experience outside of you and Kid but he sure knows how to make you feel good

F: Favorite Position

ANYTHING WITH YOUR ASS POINTED TOWARDS KID! Kid really likes your ass and never hesitates to let you know how much he loves it

Killer loves to hold you close so he usually has you in his lap with your back against his chest

G: Goofy (Are they more serious at the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

They both agree that Sex is serious and shouldn’t be taken as a joke

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Kid either doesnt know what grooming is or he really doesnt care. hes untrimmed and yes the carpet does indeed match the drapes

Killer really doesnt care either but he does trim a little bit. he will do more if you really want him to

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Kid tries but just know degrading is his love language. He does kiss you a lot but its usually rough and sloppy

Killer is way more romantic than Kid in everyway. He constantly tells you how good youre doing and checking up on you. he whispers a lot of praise and ‘i love you’s at least 90% of the time

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Kid is a big man with a big sex drive. so much so he has to rub one out a lot if youre “to busy” or “not feeling it” (even though he has literally drug you away from your work several times before

Killer isnt much into having to Jack off unless hes really desperate but most of the time he just holds out

K: Kinks (One or more of their kinks)

Kid loves spanking you. hes an ass man, you got a nice ass its just common sense according to him.

Killer loves hair pulling. Theres just something about the extra pain that is slowly soothed when you rub his scalp that just adds the cherry on top for him.

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Kid will do it anywhere he doesnt care he doesnt have any shame but you do so you convince him to do it in at least a semi public location which isnt much better but youll take it.

Killer likes it anywhere in private since he is more of a private person himself

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Kid is turned on by literally anything you do. all that anger quickly gets turned to horny when you or Killer walk into the picture

Killer gets turned on most when you kiss his neck it ear

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

they both wouldnt do anything that would seriously hurt you other than that theyre pretty open to trying whatever

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Kid Prefers to receive hes a little whore who only thinks abt himself

Killer doesnt mind giving or receiving as long as youre happy

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Kid is Fast and ROUGH and its not hard to believe at all

Killer also likes to be fast and rough but still takes it easy on you

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Kid will take it if thats all he can get but prefers to take his time fucking you brain dead

Killer isnt fond of them but if you need it then he’ll do it for you

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Kid is all about risks because he runs on that type of adrenaline

Killer also isnt too opposed but likes to play it safer

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Kid can last up to 5 maximum before telling you to fuck off and then falling asleep

Killer can go as many as you want, he’ll stir up as much energy as needed to make you happy

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

i wouldnt think so but if yall do have any toys its made from Kid himself

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Kid is a GOD at teasing, he loves to be in control and to tease you until are crying for him

Killer also loves to tease even more so than Kid, you would never expect

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Kid is loud, he doesnt shut up, he groans and growls, mf laughs when he degrades you shut shut up man

Killer not loud he just lets out a few grunts and small moans

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

Killer is the only one who has ever topped Kid

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Kid is rlly thick and girthy. like oh my god you gonna need a few minutes to stretch out around him

Killer isnt as thick but he is long omg

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Kid is up ready to go at any given moment all that pent up anger gotta go somewhere

Killer isnt as hyper sexual as Kid but he still enjoys it at least 3-4 times a week

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Immediately after for Kid, like bro will nut and then you hear his loud ass snoring

Killer doesnt fall asleep as fast as Kid mainly cause he needs to calm down first and catch his breath. he also loves to clean everyone up so yall not sleeping all dirty

[s0urw00lf]

can you make fluff alphabet for klaus mikaelson

Fluff alphabet - Klause mikaelson

A = Affection (how affectionate is he?) klaus is a big ball of affection when it comes to you. It’s actually quite funny to see the big bad klaus mikaelson all fluffy

B = body (what’s his favorite body part of yours) i think Klaus loves your stomach, because its a way he could always be touching you. Like he’ll have his hand on your stomach in public to make sure you don’t get separated

C = cuddle (how do they like to cuddle) clause loves holding you. So any way he could hold you would be his favorite.

D = dance (how do they dance with you) Klaus having lived through so many generations of dance would teach you any one you wanted to know, and he’s so elegant with it.

E = emotions (how do they process their emotions around you) Klaus prefers to be around you all times of the day, you keep his emotions at bay, but when he really needs it you just sit and listen to him rant as he paints or while you run your fingers through his hair

F = family (how is he around your family) he hates your family and they hate him all except your little brother/sister. So most of the time he’d just spend time with them and make sure so slightly spoil them, much to your dismay

G = gratitude (how great full are they for you) Klaus is so grateful for you, he loves how gentle you are with him, even knowing the beast he can be at times.

H = honesty (do they have secrets) funnily enough Klaus has no secrets from you, you’d known a lot about him before you’d even met him. They were mostly bad things, so he’d decided there was no point in hiding anything.

I = inspiration (do you change them in any way) you inspire Klaus to be a better person, not for himself but you. He’d hate himself if an enemy of his decided to go after you to get to him

J = jealousy (do they get jealous easily) yes. Klaus is the king of jealousy, he knows you love him but it doesn’t stop the nagging thought that maybe one day you’d have had too much of him and leave him stranded

K = kiss (where is their favorite place to kiss you) he loves to kiss your shoulders, seeing as your always standing in front of him like his queen and that’s the easiest accessible way to kiss you.

L = love confession (how did they confess their love for you) you had to force the confession out of him. You’d grown tired of his mind games, and told him that if he didnt fess up you’d leave him forever. That forced it right out of him.

M = marriage (does they want to get married) i don’t know, i think he would just so you’d have his last name, but other than that I don’t think he’d really care

N = nicknames (what do they call you) love, darling, Gorgeous, beautiful…

O = open (are they open about things) Klaus is very open with you about even his younger days, his family, and his father

P = patience (are they patient with you) Klaus is extremely patient with you, unless your trying to tick him off, then he plays right into your game

Q = quirks (random ability they have that beneficial to the relaxation ship) Klaus has so many abilities its unfair. The enhanced hearing/strength/speed/compelling plus his painting ability

R = romance (how romantic are they) again having lived through multiple generations, Klaus has seen his fair share of romance. So yes he is very romantic

S = security (do the provide safety for you) come on now. This is the original hybrid were talking about. Your more safe than the king of England

T = tender (how soft are they with you) Klaus is incredibly soft and cuddly. He loves you too much to even think about using the strength of a normal human let alone his vampire strength

U = upkeep (how clean are they) klaus is very clean, and extremely well kept. I mean his clothing choices should say it all

V = vulnerability (can they allow themselves to be vulnerable with you) he loves that he can be vulnerable with you, and not have to hide his feelings

W = wholesome (do they do little sweet things) Klaus would do anything for you if you’d ask. But he makes sure to keep up with the little things. Like bringing you flowers, or opening your doors, guiding you up/down stairs.

Y = yearning (how do they act when they yearn to be in your presence) he acts like a complete baby, you can’t count the amount of times Rebekah has called annoyed over Klaus’s whining

Z = zen (what makes them feel calm) klaus likes going to a nearby waterfall with you, listening to you talk and the water falling in the background gives him an unexplainable ammount of piece

[cherrixberri]

NSFW Alphabet (Choso)

Minors Do Not Interact. Minors and Ageless Blogs will be blocked.

Sexual Content Below:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Choso is at your beck and call after sex and will not rest until you're fully taken care of, even if you fall asleep while he's cleaning up and taking care of you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) He hasn't really thought about it but he would say his shoulders. He loves all of you and can't pick a specific part.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Unless you tell him to otherwise, he's finishing inside you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He has gotten off while watching you sleep before. He didn't want to wake you up to take care of him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Not very experienced and needs some guidance, but is more than willing to do whatever you ask him to.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Missionary when he's feeling particularly needy, but also likes letting you have full control when you ride him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Not very goofy at all, he's too focused on making you feel good.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) A bit unruly down there, but if you ask him to he will trim it down.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Does his best to be as romantic as possible.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Once he found out how good it can feel he'd get himself off at least once a day. Once he starts dating you he rarely touches himself unless he's desperate.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Breeding kink, marking (bites/scratches/hickeys,) Praise Kink (receiving,) Body worship (on you.)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Your bedroom, and maybe other areas of your home. The thought of doing something in public and getting caught does not appeal to him at all. He's possessive and the thought of someone else seeing you like that makes him jealous.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Fleeting touches, praising him, and playing with his hair. Also "accidentally" grinding on him while cuddling.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) He won't share you, so threesomes are no. He also doesn't like to degrade you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Choso will beg to go down on you. It is his favorite activity and he can think of no sweeter taste. He swears some days he can cum untouched just from tasting you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) His default is slow and sensual because he wants to make you feel as good as possible and worship you. You have to ask him to be rougher with you unless you've managed to work him up from teasing him all day.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) He prefers full proper sex unless he's really really worked up.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He's kind of vanilla when it comes to experimenting, so unless you're the one suggesting something, he probably wouldn't even think to try it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He has blood manipulation, he can go for as many rounds as you want.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He doesn't have any of his own, but will use yours on you if you ask him nicely.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He's more likely the one to be teased than to do the teasing.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Choso has no shame in how loud he is, and will not hold back his moans and whimpers. Why should he hide how good he feels? Will also do everything in his power to get you to be loud too.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) He's surprisingly not embarrassed by much for someone with as little experience as he has. He also has zero issues with period sex.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) He's about average length but is quite a bit thicker. You have to do some extra prep to fit him.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) So high. He would go several times a day if you let him.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Once you're taken care of after sex, the second he curls up with you he's out. Post coital cuddling is mandatory for him.

[tobybestupid]

Hey, I love your writing and could you make an nsfw alphabet from the current axl rose? Please

Y'know what, I'll start doing nsfw, sure!!

NSFW Alphabet - current, Axl Rose

Tw: NSFW. (Idk specifics), pls click off if not comfortable with anything around sex!!

(total dilf)

A = Aftercare

I feel like he'd try, maybe give you a bath depending on his mood

B = Body Part

His favorite body part on you is your thighs, doesn't matter how big or small. His favorite part from his own body is arms, like he can just pick you up, pin you to a wall and rail you <33

C = Cum

He loves to cum on your thighs, or chest. Either makes him happy, but if you want it some where else he'll happily do that :3

D = Dirty Secret

So wants to have a threesome with you, maybe slash? Don't know, he just wants to.

E = Experience

He knows what he's doing, he obviously doesn't treat you like a groupie. He knows how to pleasure you, not just himself.

F = Favorite Position

Missionary, and maybe doggystyle. Basic man

G = Goofy

Depends, if it's drunk sex, he's off the rails giggling and crap. If y'all are into it and serious, he's serious. Man wants to please you.

H = Hair

Drapes match the carpets, maybe a little darker down below. But he's not that hairy, has a little small happy tail but is well groomed.

I = Intimacy

Again, this man wants to please you. He's romantic, unless it a quick fuck.

J = Jack off

Likes when you jerk him off, would die for you to do that to him.

K = Kink

He has a daddy kink, loves when you call him daddy. Plus a height difference kink, short king loves shorter gals, pals, and nals (idk it just rhymes)

L = Location

Bedroom, but will do it ANYWHERE. bathroom, kitchen, ect.

M = Motivation

Head, small and tight outfits, revealing outfits, and you in general.

N = No

Hurt you (spank is okay), any other icky body fluids, ECT.

O = Oral

He loves watching you give him head, but fucking loves. LOVES. Making you squeal as he eats you out of something.

P = Pace

Depends, baby making? Soft, sweet, and sensual. You want it rough? Lord he gives you it.

Q = Quickie

Hates em', will do it if it's before a show or something.

R = Risk

Loves taking a risk, it's his favorite thing, also doesn't care if y'all are caught, will keep going.

S = Stamina

Can and will go for about 3-5 rounds, only on good days. He does get tired quickly.

T = Toys

Used to own a Fleshlight, threw it out, had a vibrator for you.

U = Unfair

Loves teasing you, it's his favorite thing to do, loves watching you squirm as he does it. Lord, makes you beg to cum.

V = Volume

Low grunts, soft whimpers, does moan sometimes.

W = Wild card

Nibbles you, like soft nibbles at your neck.

X = X-ray

Maybe about 5 1/2 inches? A little curved upwards, small happy trail, groomed well, his tip is a slight lighter colors from the rest.

Y = Yearning/sex drive

Would go forever but he gets tired quickly, maybe 2-3 rounds, maybe.

Z = Zzz

Lets you sleep first, then sleeps after you.

[shubaka]

@the-cookie-of-doom hmmm..... the start of a thing, maybe?

P’Yok: chay P’Yok: chay my dear P’Yok: my dearest baby brother

Chay: Porsche???

P’Yok: the bestest baby brother ever P’Yok: yes

Chay: …did u forget ur phone again?

P’Yok: …yes.  P’Yok: can u drop it off at Yok’s? P’Yok: should b charging next to my bed

Chay: k Chay: on my way

P’Yok: <3

It’s still early enough in the evening that the bar is empty except for a few occupied tables off to the side. He doesn’t see anyone behind the bar, so he hops up on a bar stool to wait. He pushes himself from the counter, allowing himself to spin in his seat. 

One revolution, two revolutions, three revolutions, four—

“Easy there. Are you okay?”

Chay opens his mouth but no sound comes out. 

“Surprise!” A loud cackle in his ear snaps his soul back into his body. Chay turns his head to see far too many of Porsche’s teeth. The wide mischievous grin on his face is both endearing and infuriating.

To Chay’s growing horror, Porsche swings an arm around Chay’s neck, pulling his upper body forward as his brother slams his other hand on the bar top and leans forward to whisper conspiratorially. “This is my brother. He loves you.”

Chay sputters and tries to get out from under Porsche’s arm, “Hia, no!”

The arm on Chay tightens and Chay can hear a chuckle — a chuckle that he knows — and Chay wants to die.

He bites Porsche’s arm.

“Ow! Hey!” 

As soon as Porsche pulls away, Chay flings himself a respectable distance in front of Wik and turns on what Tem had called Chay’s Big Wet Nefariously Needy Nong Stare.

“P’Wik! Hi! What — what are you doing here? Please don’t listen to my brother.”

Wik looks back and forth between Porsche, who is hissing and rubbing his injured arm, and Chay, who must be looking incredibly disheveled and flustered, and smiles. 

It’s a beautiful smile.

“It’s true,” mumbles Porsche. “Your face is all over his wa — ow! Chay!”

Chay innocently draws his elbow back towards his own side and hopes Wik doesn’t think Chay is a violent troublemaker (unless Wik is into bad boys???), but Porsche really needed to shut up.

“It’s fine,” Wik laughs again. “I just started working here. Porsche has been showing me the ropes. And it’s Kim, actually. Wik is just my stage name.” 

“Aren’t you glad I forgot my phone at home?” Porsche says. 

Chay pretends not to hear him.

[s1llysmut]

NSFW Alphabet for Lucifer

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He is immediately asking you if you need anything, getting you water, snacks, running you both a bath, cuddles. Surprisingly if you take a bath with him it won’t lead to more sex unless you initiate it. Don’t get me wrong, he loves having sexy time with you but he also loves those intimate moments after sex.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite body part of himself is probably his tongue. He considers himself quite talented when it comes to oral. His favourite body part of yours is definitely your thighs. He LOVES to squeeze them and have his head between them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He LOVES to cum inside of you. He literally begs you for it every single time.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves to be pegged. Honestly is that really a secret though?

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He is extremely experienced. I mean come on this is the king of hell we’re talking about, of course he knows what he’s doing! How else did he pull Lilith AND Eve?!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves missionary because he can see your beautiful face but he also loves being ridden. He just loves when you use him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He definitely allows himself and you to be goofy. However if it’s your first time together and you laugh at a mistake he makes he might get a little insecure.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn’t shave but he does keep it well trimmed. It’s blonde like his hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is extremely romantic. He is such a sap I swear to god. He would unironically do those cliche rose petals and candles. Don’t laugh at him okay? He’s trying to be a good partner.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I have a feeling he gets morning wood like every single damn morning so I feel like he masturbates mostly in the mornings. Only if you’re not there to help him though.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He loves being praised. He’s a sucker for it. Tell him he’s making you feel good and he’ll fold entirely. BUT he also likes being degraded to a degree. Call him a good little slut and he’ll die.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere literally anywhere.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Praise, teasing touches, slight degradation, whispering in his ear, etc.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Knife play. He doesn’t wanna hurt you ever. No matter how much you reassure him it would still make him way too anxious.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves when you suck him off but he also loves eating you out/sucking you off. He loves your thighs wrapped around his head and as I said before he’s very skilled with his tongue.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

That depends on what you want. He however prefers to go slow and sensual. He wants to feel every inch of you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t mind them however he does prefer to take his time with you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes he will definitely take risks. He’s a sucker for you so he’s willing to try pretty much anything if it’ll make you happy.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go probably quite a few rounds. I’m thinking maybe 5? He likes being overstimulated.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He probably owns a dildo and a fleshlight for himself when you’re not around.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He might tease you a little bit but like I said, he’s down bad for you, anything you ask you will receive.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

If he’s dominant he’ll be moaning and grunting , some panting here and there too. However, if he’s the submissive, he is full on whimpering and whining.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He would 100% let you step on him. He loves when you’re dominant so much.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s thickkkk. He’s about 7 or 8 inches long too. You’re in for a longgggg night.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a fairly high sex drive. He likes doing it daily soooo good luck.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As soon as he’s sure you’re comfortable and content, he’ll cuddle up and sleep with you.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Joel would never admit it, but making sure you are okay after pounding you is the one thing he cares about.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your tummy and legs, trailing his lips all over your legs would make his sex drive skyrocket.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Joel would give you creampies if your life depended on it, he loves filling you up with his cum, but on occasion he loves it when you swallow his cum after he fucks your throat

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

The fact that he’s sleeping with you when his wife can't provide is a big secret. But Joel loves hearing you moan. Hearing that his cock is giving you this immense pleasure, he could cum thinking about it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s been married for the past fifteen years, and he’s made his wife orgasm every time they’ve had sex. He knows what he’s doing,

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Face off: He loves it when your intimate with each other, he loves seeing the pleasure escape your lips as his cock keeps pumping inside you. He’ll also want to fuck you sensually so that you know that your his.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Joel tends to be serious when he fucking you, but on occasion he can be snarky and throw in a joke or two

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Joel’s go hair on his chest, his legs, and his pubes and even some on his butt

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He loves kissing you, holding your face whisper sweet nothings to you, and just hold you for a few seconds.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Their’s times when he’s thinking about bending you over and fucking the life out of you and you begging for more, and he can't help it when his cock is begging to be taken care of.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He loves choking, loves degrading, and praising

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His bedroom or yours, bathroom, couch.

But Joel’s personal favorite, the back of either of your cars or even on the hood on them.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The fact that whenever someone tries to date you, he can fuck you to remind you that your his.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Joel is definitely the type of person who’ll try anything unless your comfortable with it. Hell he’ll fuck you on your porch so everyone could hear your moans, if you asked.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Joel would eat you out like if it were his last meal on earth. He usually the type to receive getting his cock sucked but he’ll treat you right and eat that hole out.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast, Rough, Slow and Sensual, unless you tell him to slow down then he’ll comply.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If the situation calls for it, he will bend you over somewhere private and secluded.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

In the back of his mind, the idea of Tommy or Adaline catching you two in the act, makes him go crazy but draws the line at your daughters.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

That's for sweetenerobert to know and for Joel’s city boy, to figure out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Joel doesn’t have toys, his right hand has treated him right for a long time.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves to grip your thighs, hard. So hard he could leave bruising.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Alone= Grunting, Moaning mess.

With people around= Breather

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

The fact that you take control at times, makes his dick twitch.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Joel’s rocking an 8.5-inch cock in those plaid boxers. Your ass remembers ever clap, every slap his balls made connecting to your ass.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Medium, he can control it, the best he can.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If he was drunk, and if you were next to him, he would fall asleep, but sober Joel would make sure that your 1000% okay.

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