#ur guess is as good as mine

[kxmpfflieger]

elias scar exposition when

considering the current update speed; probably a year or something /hj

[normal-thoughts-official]

what did al*c lightw00d do to get banned tho? 🤔

be gay obviously

[modeofgauze]

there’s a pattern here but im not telling you what it is

[starmagnets]

Wishiwashi (derogatory)

[ducktollers]

je(sus)

[queenangst]

Damn what's with all these nasty anons??? Like who cares if you don't like how someone writes a character, close the fic and move on

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[homohaamu]

I am at that point in my life where I have just started to make incomprehensible noises and hand movements to describe how I am doing

[sourdiesel]

time to cry!

[rose-coloured-boy]

the cats are engaging in their Galloping Hour because i was fannying about in the back garden out of their line of sight. idk what it is about Not Seeing Dad But Knowing He's Up To Something that drives them so batshit, but fuckme they lose it every time.

[jhsbrat]

hello yes when will u posting that blush sequel??

[wrathfillcd-blog]

❝ I said distract them, not scar them for life.  ❞ Ilya & Cass

alright, maybe it wasn’t the most common distraction method. SO WHAT? cassandra was hardly the poster child for doing things the usual way. more often than not, she found usual boring. if she had the chance to spice things up, she would. as it turned out, ilya had given her the chance, handed it to her on a silver platter. “distract them”, he’d said. she’d heard him loud and clear. hadn’t much appreciated the commanding tone, but that was another story entirely. really, he should have known something was coming by the devious gleam in her eyes the moment he said such words. by the time the assassin came back from what she assumes was a successful job, the two men cassandra was supposed to merely distract were tripping over their own feet in an attempt to get away from her as fast as possible, and she had that exact same gleam in her eyes ─ only now it was stronger.❝ oh, lighten up ─ ❞ rolling her eyes, she turns to him with a grin on her lips.❝ it worked, didn’t it? plus, it was so very entertaining. i’m only sorry you had to miss it. ❞

[gnarlypeaches]

can’t decide if i wanna post one of these on insta. lmk

[callumsmitchells]

am i doing my media work or am i just staring at the clock wishing friday would hurry up?

[ladysophiebeckett]

this is literally that office gif