#ur my fav teehee

[feyarchived]

pst, ily :3 <3

hi, ily most, thank you for coming to my ted talk <3

[unknownhomosapien]

Godryn Ovathur -> God(Vor)yn Ova(th) Ur -> Godryn Dagoth

[sangrialuvr]

bears in trees easter eggs

[nursemimosa]

I feel like this has been posted before but this is what Larry says if you chose him as your favorite gym leader. (he was who I chose when Geeta asks you questions about the gym leaders post-game. Clever move telling them Geeta!) The detail about going to the park is cute. I wonder what specific park he likes to go to de-stress.

[barbie-tings]

I am SO fucking tired of people giggling and laughing over Miguel’s astv backstory and brushing it off as “teehee funny dude adopted random girl, can adopt spider kids too🤭”

Like can we acknowledge the absolute INSANITY that Miguel portrayed??

Like this man witnessed HIS OWN MURDER, hid his OWN BODY and fucking-just stole this dudes entire life!!??? IS THAT NOT CRAZY? He hid a child’s own father’s death from her and assumed his identity, laying in a bed with a woman he does not know, slowly piecing together the personality and history of the man he pretended to be. Did he break into his wife’s phone, obsessively read messages and private notes to determine what type of husband he was? Did he sneak into his daughter’s room, crack open her journal to craft the mask he needed, carefully putting everything back as it was when he was done? Did he practice the flaws and temperament of this human Miguel in the mirror? How did he explain away his fits of rage, his sudden interest flips, his drug addiction? How many times did he gaslight his own fucking family into thinking they forgot to tell him something or that they forgot an aspect of their dad/partner? How many times did his wife and daughter beat themselves up for forgetting a core aspect of a family member because Miguel convinced them that he always wanted this/had this stance/hated that? Miguel’s daughter faded from existence not knowing that her real daddy, the one who helped her take her first steps, who was there at her first soccer game, who loved and cherished her, was rotting in the fucking ground while the man who went through great lengths to hide this from her, who carried her beloved father out into the woods or the river or wherever to lay him to rest in dishonor, held her with teary eyes, knowing he caused this with his own greed.

That’s literal psychotic behavior at it’s FINEST

[lemon-wedges]

Some yugi practice :0

[choccymilllk]

WAIT OKAY AS AN UNDERTALE ENJOYER. DID U CRY WITH PACIFIST. ALSO WHO WAS UR FAV CHARACTER MINE WAS CHARA

YESSSS I FUCKING LOVE ATLKING AB UNDERTALE . OKAY SO

when i first learnt of the pacifist ending (<thro ganeplay vids) it didnt really make me emotional but like it was happy so i wanted that endinf after some years i finally had the chance to play it by myself and

!! ough .. it made me so emotional...... ,,, i already knew how it would end but i wanst ready for how much id like the characters when i could immerse myself in the game and also frisk is just like #me god bless

heres a frisk balancing a bunch of hotdogs on their head i drew this while playing tha game

but my fav character was papyrus he is my babygirl ... he is the realest and then sans because they are so funny together i also hated undyne at first bcs she keeps trying to kill you but then i decided to support womens rights and wrongs!! also her fight is so fun so i dont mind actually #slay some humans undyne u deserve it

chara is a special character to me too like . i just feel very sad for them ,.i also like to think the narrator is chara . i have many thoughts ab them but i think i should have breakfast first actually

[coquettejohnny]

happy valentines day to one of my fav mutuals! muahh!

i hope you had sm fun! <33

tysm happy valentine's day to you too!!!! i hope you had fun as well :)) 🫶🫶🩷

[toastsnaffler]

ohhhhh my god girl i don't careeeee

[therealjoeysmack]

intro

hello. my name is hazel but also people call me joey occasionally. i am the only sonic youth fan to ever live. dms are always open (ESPECIALLY music related inquiries.) you can add my discord whenever, just be sure to let me know who ya are :P!

my best friend is the lovely @ismashedkasso666 (aka the number one ricky kasso lover!!!) nobody could ever replace you cause you’re part of me and i actually cannot live without you 0_o. i love you and i am going to kidnap you so. teehee. 💘💘💘 xoxo

freaky ass columbiners pls leave me alone. some of y’all are cool but pls do not follow me if you bust nuts to eric harris.

SOCIALS :

insta - allwasteandvo1d

twitter - wasteandvo1d

discord - joeygotsmacked

tiktok - joeysmacked

MAIN TAGS: (i post a bunch of music stuff mostly x_x. i am tcc but it's rare that i post about it)

#coolguy - js random posts, mainly me talking

#asks from my fav - asks from my bsf ^_^ (self-explanatory)

#freaky anon - the ultimate freak.

🌷she/her

🌷i speak a bit of norwegian

🌷adam lanza, thomas crooks, dylann roof, tim mcveigh, andrew blaze, vladislav rosylakov, robbie hawkins, william atchinson, varg vikernes, kip kinkel, academy maniacs, james holmes, scream killers, jeff weise (plus others that i cannot think of)

🌷i play guitar and bass

musikk

sonic youth

hole

sematary

metallica

radiohead

alice in chains

stone temple pilots

weezer

darkthrone

jeff buckley

megadeth

jimi hendrix

babes in toyland

nirvana

blur

death grips

KMFDM

alex g

slowdive

my bloody valentine

nine inch nails

boards of canada

that's a long ass list. uhh. there's still more. woohoo!

anyways to conclude this shit, i'm super cool and you should follow me. #hazel2024

art by the aforementioned best friend ^_^

(all gifs by me -- with the exception of "free joey-smacker." "h+t" blinkie is mine, "ur my evil twin" by t. the other 4 were found by my bsf >_<.)

[lovexjoe]

I just came across ur acct today and all of the scenarios and mini drabbles I see you writing are AMAZING! ur prolly one of my fav authors who writes for jacob on here lol. what you just wrote for jacob on him saying things in bed, what do you think he would say, fluff wise non smut related lol, to his gf? :)

Omg thank you so so much 😌 flattery gets y’all everywhere with me teehee.

When you don’t answer the phone, especially FaceTime he will leave a video message or audio message.

“Hey! I miss you a lot! Please answer I wanna show you the cool souvenirs I got you.” What a dork

You guys would be laying together in bed, you been in your relationship for more than 3 years and he’ll turn to you and say

“We have traveled and explored the world together, but nothing feels like home but you.”

Looking in the mirror, fixing your hair one last time before you guys head to the premiere of his new movie. He’d be admiring you, leaning up against the door holding a rose.

“Now how did I get so lucky to have you?”

If you’re feeling insecure about all the attention he’s getting, he’ll remind you how beautiful you are.

“You are the reason, I’m excited to come home. I love you more than anything. My heart is with you. I promise you have nothing to worry about”

Jacob loves to take candid pictures of you. He takes them to look at them while he’s away. He’ll send them to you with a message.

“To my pretty girl, I miss you. I got you a flight to come see me”

[another-delta-lover]

show me ur tf2 fan designs!!!! i want to see em :]

HELLOOOO SORRY I HAVEN'T REPLIED THIS IN SO LOOONGGGG, I'VE BEEN PROCASTINATING A LOTTT

HERE THEY ARE!! SORRY FOR ANSWERING LATE.. THE PROCASTINATION DEMONS.... ANYWAY. These are mostly based on lil pootis blu designs. not the RED ones bc they already exist. INFO ABOUT EM:

Blu Scout:

His name is jeremy

he's RED scout's twin, both are bio children of RED spy

he makes out with BLU sniper

out of the closet, BLU medic made his TRANS sugeries

BLU soldier:

his name is John Doe

he's traumatized. The war.

RED Soldier is his clone

Makes out with RED demo, but still in the closet

BLU pyro:

sad bc she can't light stuff on fire (he lives with the other BLU mercs IN A PLACE WITH SNOW!!1[lil pootis changed me as a person])

She's RED Pyro's clone

likes the BLU Spy's style teehee.

has shown their face to the team

BLU demo:

I forgot what name I gave her aughh

He's RED demo's clone

even tho she's mtf, she doesn't want to transition and still uses he pronouns, WHICH IS TOTALLY VALID.

Beautiful hair

WEARS A SCOTTISH SKIRT

BLU Heavy:

His name is Nikolai<3 sighhh...

he's the most perfect man you could ever meet. He's soso nice... 💕

he has daddy issues. He lived with like 10 brothers, he was the middle one. He wasn't treated right 😔😔😔

he would be the best dad ever AUGHHH

He's secretaly married to BLU medic teehee

BLU engie:

His name is dave :)

He's red engie's clone

he's taller than RED engie, they also like to spend time together even tho they're the same person

BLU medic:

His name is Frank (REFERENCE TO MY FAV BOOK)

His fav dove is called Viktor (ALSO REFERENCE TO MY FAV BOOK)

He's RED heavy's ex 😶we don talk about that tho.

He makes out hard with BLU heavy. He likes his organs. In taste, I mean. He a lil insane. but he'll be fine (<- me when I lie)

RED medic is his clone. He's terrified of him. He's the one that created the clones of all the mercs that have clones. He regrets it.

BLU sniper:

I forgot his name too aughh

He's BLU scout's partner

She's RED Sniper's clone

THEY HATE IT HERE. THEY HATE COLD. TAKE THEIR AUSTRALIAN ASS OUT OF THERE!!!

He has inmense beef with RED spy bc she's making out with his son XDD

BLU spy:

The salesman and the hooker.

she's RED spy's clone

they have the MOST PRONOUNS BC THEY WOKE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

she likes to be annoying towards RED spy, RED sniper and RED engie.

he's a CUNT

IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT EM I'LL GLADLY ANSWER EM ALL!! SORRY FOR YAPPIN TOO MUCH BTW

[eggboildsoup]

ur artstyl feels so nostalgic to look at :o

i luv the way u draw jane >:3 shes exactly how i see her teehee

OMG THANK YOUUU <33 I've never heard someone call my art nostalgic but I think that might be my fav compliment ever!

[doyouevenshipbr0]

borderline illiterate gruvia think piece.

happy gruvia day i guess!

so like…… im a grown woman. so believe me when i say at this point i rly couldnt care to be genuinely bothered by antis. like i will literally just block them lmao. ok yes i did write a whole fic revolving around a comment by an anti KFHDKSJWJEDK but i rly wasnt mad i was just genuinely inspired by what they said.

ANYWAYS! nonsensical 294820381002 word rant incoming from the “unbothered” grown woman.

seeing people say how gray is out of character in 100 yq/has stockholm syndrome are literally missing the entireeeee point of his and juvia’s relationship and its crazy!!

*side note, i think for the sake of helping gray’s character and development, they sacrificed a lot of cool things about juvia and a lot of her individuality which i do not like. but thats a rant for another time. btw do notttt even come for me bc she is literally still by far my fav character lmao*

im probably gonna go on for too long about this but gray’s whole fucking character throughout the whole story from beginning to end is centered around the fact that hes cold and closed off and grumpy and “too cool” and listen im not saying this is fucking rocket science or any type of transcendent literature by any means but i HAVE to point out that hes a fucking ice wizard. like. duh. im sure his character/personality was meant to go along with abilities i mean look at literally EVERYONE else in fairy tail.

ANYWAYS the reason he is this way is because he’s so used to losing all of the people he loves and even worse, hes used to so many people sacrificing themselves for him.

and it traumatizes him!! so many people hes been close to have died and he ultimately always thinks its his fault! lord knows im rusty with ft knowledge but his parents died (cant remember if it was in any type of sacrificial way teehee), Ur sacrifices herself for gray, ultear sacrifices herself for gray, and his dad dies AGAIN (once again, not sure if this was in a sacrificial manner lmao. i kindaaa think it was? maybe? shrug.). but POINT IS! theres a common theme of loved ones dying and/or sacrificing themselves for him. there might even be more people lmao idfk.

so what happens when he meets a girl who has an overwhelming and unwavering and infinite love for him?! he is freaked the fuck out!!! for a couple reasons! 1. he is so used to losing the people that love him and 2. he doesn’t even think hes deserving of any love to this degree!

then what happens? he PUSHES HER AWAY! KEEPS HER AT A DISTANCE!!!! because THATS ALL HE KNOWS!!!!!!!!! yes he has his friends who love him but no one has ever loved him in the way and abundance that JUVIA DOES! so he has to react appropriately! lots of love = lots of keeping her at an arms length!

so when he thinks he loses juvia in their fight with invel, and she comes back, dont we think it would make sense that he finally realizes he should accept his feelings for her? i mean remember when he said he promised her an answer AFTER the war? once again, like gray, pushing things off. and then he almost LOSES HER without ever telling her how he feels! so gray realizes life is short! theres no use in trying to deny ur feelings! these are common themes in like 85% of my gruvia drabbles lmao.

im not even saying that it was love at first sight for him and that gray liked her from the jump. bc i dont think thats true. i think we can finally see outward romantic feelings for juvia right after the tartaros arc, when juvia visits gray at his parents’ grave. but before that, i think juvia was a friend (wellll i feel like after the tenrou island arc he liked her more than a friend, but he didnt really realize how much more) who he cared about, and truly didnt know what to make of her because like i said, hes never known a person to love him so much and actually not die LMAO.

but my point is, juvia is the perfect person to be gray’s romantic partner. she is a person so full of love and so happy to love and she doesnt care who knows it. she is unequivocally herself and she wears her heart on her sleeve to the upmost extent.

it literally only makes sense for his character to end up with her!

u could argue gray doesnt need to end up with anyone at all bc he has his friendsssss and likeeee. sureee. fine. but what fun is that? i personally want to see the scared-of-love grump to find his person. i think, again, thats kind of the point of gray’s character- learning u are worthy of love, accepting love, and learning to love openly.

im sorry but literally what better happy ending for him than to be with juvia?

so fast forward to 100 yq, where he is just sooooo out of character apparently. dont we think that may actually be…. character development?

the boy who probably couldn’t even fathom a romantic relationship is now finally accepting he’s in love. he’s done pushing it off, he’s done denying, he’s done depriving himself of feeling love. thats a step in the right direction! now what? in true gray fashion, he thinks hes still not good enough! and that’s where we are now. he’s not confident, he thinks he’s weak, and he thinks he cant protect her. why? he knows she loves him. he knows he’s objectively a strong wizard. so why does he feel inadequate? CIRCLE BACK!!! TO WHO GRAY IS AS A PERSON!!!! SINCE DAY ONE!!! constantly in fear of losing his loved ones! thinking he can’t protect them! SCARED TO LOVE!

like im sorry the proof is soooo in the pudding and i totally understand if gruvia isn’t ur cup of tea but to say things arent making sense is silly to me! they actually make perfect sense!

and yknow what. im gonna go from a romantic standpoint to a realist standpoint. years ago, mashima said he likes gray and juvias dynamic and didnt have anything serious in mind for them anytime soon. so he kept that going for literally the entire series. well. he ended fairy tail alluding to the fact that gray and juvia were kinda together at that point. or he at least ended it with the pretty obvious conclusion that gray does in fact have feelings for juvia. so then when ft 100 yq starts what was he supposed to do? act like all of their development in the last arc never happened? that would be kinda hard to do!

whatever i just hope at least like 3 of these sentences were coherent lmao u guys get my point

[meowitis]

🩶ur favorite annon here to bug you for more of my favorite duo, scary and taylor, maybe taylor trying on scarys platforms? funny hahas

your art is stunning

hiii anon, long time no see.... this is a few months late Teehee, i hope u still like it if they r still ur fav duo 🫶

[pigeonxp]

I jjust saw a post of a former big buddie blog who turned pro BT, but now turned back to buddie 🙄 and they're all "oh it's so embarrassing to see notifs from people reblogging my pro bt posts haha oops"

And that just pisses me off. These people wrote pro BT posts about buck dating a known racist misogynist obviously plot device character, they didn't gaf about ditching eddie or buddie, they used their popularity to spread BT fanon to a wide audience and maybe even mocked and vilified buddie fandom, they probably also wrote popular pro BT fic

And now they can just be like "teehee i changed my mind that's all in the past now" and come back to buddie fandom like nothing happened???

Pisses me off. I hope some people have kept a list of buddies turned bts and don't refollow or interact with them. They can go make their own fandom, where eddie is just buck's LI who's apparently interchangeable with any dude who kisses buck 😑🙄

no fr i also be getting so upset when my fav buddie fic writers write a bunch of bt fics and switch it up back to buddie eventually like 😐 and like im not gonna lie and say i dont care that ppl r switching up and jumping ship after being die hard buddies (bc i do think its fucking weird!!!) but it wouldnt bother me as much if the majority of the ppl who switched to bt werent actively hostile to the buddie community yk? like thats so weird to me bc u literally used to be one of us and now ur calling us delusional?? idk its just weird weird behavior.