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mysteriousbp · 25 days
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What were Clover and Kanako’s reactions to Zenith Martlet?
On that note, how would they react if she made an appearance in the current timeline?
(I'm just putting the reactions of seeing Zenith Martlet for the first time. Because there's a lot to unpack in this fight, and I want to take a step at a time.)
Well...
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Since it was in geno. Clover was just annoyed. He just saw it as another roadblock in his way.
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Kanako was just confused. To her, Zenith Martlet just breaks everything that she thought she knew about how Alphy's determination serum worked.
(Okay. So you guys know that in my AU, Kanako, after fusing with Clover, starts to relive Clover's memories from his runs in her sleep. But I never mention that she can't control herself in those dreams. She's reliving memories. So it means that she will do every movement that Clover did, even if she doesn't want to. She isn't forced to say the things that Clover said, though. She can say anything in those dreams. But no one will react differently to them because... they are memories. She can't change them. Also, Kanako just looks like her kid self in those dreams, despite having those dreams during her teen years. Why? To be the same size has Clover in those memories.)
And how would they react if Zenith Martlet appeared in the current timeline? Well, that would be a what if situation because that would be impossible in the current timeline. But if somehow it did happen...
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Panic. Their reaction would be panic.
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shalomniscient · 5 months
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sevvy oml i have no idea who corso is but she’s so gorgeous gorgeous woman 😞
corso is indeed gorgeous gorgeous woman 😞😞😞 i had to go through the absolute TRENCHES to finally be able to do her interro (read: clear chapter 12 off story mode) but honestly it was very well worth it. corso is so dog-coded but also, she'd get along well with childe. if that's a good or bad thing remains to be seen LMAO
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i want to power bottom corso so badly, honestly. stick a muzzle, leash and collar on her and she's going crazy for you. her obedience doesn't come easy, and she'll fight you at nearly every turn, testing your limits, but if you hold strong and keep the leash taut she'll heel (at least, for now). your tight cunt around her cock is reward enough, anyway.
corso is a very hard and fast girlie. she likes the primal feel of it all, and doesn't really do softness. it's not enjoyable to her unless her blood feels like it'll burn her alive and her heart is pumping a mile a minute as she ruts into you like some feral dog while you squirm and pant and moan beneath her, but your hand on her leash never going slack. she likes the push and the pull, the give and take, the feeling of being rewarded for a job well done.
if she's domming, it's doggy style or nothing with her. seeing you ass up, face down in the bed is so hot to her. she even gets to slap your ass as she fucks into you like she wants to breed you full of her pups (corso is very much an ass woman to me, ngl). more often than not, corso fucking you doggy style eventually evolves into her fucking you prone bone into the bed, pulling screams of pleasure from your throat that she's tempted to shut up by looping her arm around your neck in a headlock and cutting off your air supply.
as for aftercare, she isn't the greatest like some other sinners, but she'll get you a glass of water and maybe a towel to clean up. meanwhile, she'll just lounge on the bed and admire the way your legs tremble as you stand (if you even can, at this point) and watch the way her cum trickles down your thighs.
in conclusion, another incredible addition to the list of syndican dog-coded women.
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Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon and Blue Origin, will fly to the edge of space today, 20 July, at 5:00 pm IST. This will be the 16th flight for the New Shepherd rocket, but the first flight with a crew.
The entire trip for the billionaire and his motley crew will last for a total of 11 minutes, and they will experience the effects of zero gravity for a total of three minutes. However, the date has some significance, as it has been chosen to coincide with the 52nd anniversary of Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin taking their first steps on the moon.
The rocket will launch from Blue Origin's Launch Site One facility some 32km outside Van Horn, a rural town in Texas. The Karman line is the imaginary boundary between Earth's atmosphere and outer space and is 100 km above sea level. The Blue Origin flight will rise to 106 kilometres above sea level.
#NewShepard is on the pad. The launch team completed vehicle rollout this morning and final preparations are underway. Liftoff is targeted for 8:00 am CDT / 13:00 UTC. Live broadcast begins at T-90 minutes on https://t.co/7Y4TherpLr. #NSFirstHumanFlight pic.twitter.com/oShmtRmA4n
— Blue Origin (@blueorigin) July 20, 2021
This launch comes hot on the heels of another billionaire, Richard Branson, flying to space on his Virgin Galactic spaceplane with a crew of five other senior Galactic employees. Their flight did not touch the Karman Line, as it rose to only 86 km above sea level.
However, if this flight is successful, both billionaires will be able to add 'astronaut' to their list of titles. NASA and the US Air Force choose to define an astronaut as a person who has flown higher than 80 km above sea level, which both Branson, and now Bezos, will achieve.
While travelling to space is not a big deal anymore, these flights are a step in the direction of broadening the horizon of space travel. They are also exhibiting that their crafts are able to conduct safe human flights to space, while increasing the scope of commercial space flights as well as opening up the space tourism industry.
Both Bezos and Branson do not believe they are in competition with each other. This comes as a surprise, as Blue Origins had posted a list of differences between the two space flights and definitely hinted at poking fun.
During an interview with the TODAY show on NBC on Monday, Bezos said, "There's one person who was the first person in space – his name was Yuri Gagarin– and that happened a long time ago."
"This isn't a competition, this is about building a road to space so that future generations can do incredible things in space," he added.
Sir Richard Branson on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert last week said he was not competing to beat Bezos in this billionaire space race. He even advised Bezos saying, "Just absorb the view outside - really take it in. It is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."
New Shepard Rocket
The New Shepard rocket is Blue Origin's reusable suborbital rocket named after NASA astronaut Alan Shepherd. He was the first American astronaut to go to space and also walk on the moon on one of the Apollo missions. Similar to the Blue Origin mission, he did not orbit the Earth. He flew 186 km high and returned to Earth; his entire trip lasted 15-and-a-half minutes.
The New Shepard rocket is designed to take both people and payloads to the Karman line, and all missions will last 11 minutes.
The rocket has flown 15 test flights and has proved to be safe for transporting human beings.
It is 18 metres tall and has only one stage. It uses liquid hydrogen and a liquid oxygen engine to power the rocket. The only byproduct is water vapour.
The rocket is launched into space at 3,700 kph and then the crew capsule separates from the rest of the rocket at 76 km. The capsule continues to travel upwards and reaches 106 km - the maximum altitude and coasts for some time before it begins its descent. The crew capsule has large windows that allow people inside to really get a 360-degree view of their surroundings. It is also spacious enough to allow everyone to move around and enjoy the outside scenery.
The capsule can carry six astronauts and is a pressurised cabin. According to the website, the vehicle is fully autonomous and there is no need for a pilot.
Seven minutes after launching and then separating from the capsule, the booster lands on the ground, around three km away from the launch pad. The capsule uses three parachutes and a thruster to help it land.
"We learned how to make a vehicle safe enough that we'd be willing to put our own loved ones on it, and send them to space," said Blue Origin CEO Bob Smith during a press briefing.
Female pilot Mary Wallace 'Wally' Funk, who is part of the crew, told NBC that she plans to make the most of the opportunity and is looking forward to floating, turning and rolling in near-zero gravity.
Spacesuits
Something that Blue Origin is doing differently is its spacesuits. It has decided to do a complete 180 and skip this significant and iconic astronaut look. Instead, the crew will have bright blue flight suits that will give the four crew members a uniform look without all the extra bells and whistles.
During the NBC interview, Bezos added they would fly in light "flight suits" only.
He said, "With the cabin pressurised, it's redundant; we don't need to use spacesuits, and we're going to be just like this," as he showed the chest of the flight suit that he was wearing to the camera.
The Virgin Galactic crew wore spacesuits; however, they were non-pressurised as well. Created in partnership with Under Armour, the suits and footwear will be worn by all space tourists that will fly Virgin Galactic. The line was first showcased in 2019 a la catwalk style, but in the air.
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk still does spacesuits for his Crew Dragon flights. During SpaceX's first human spaceflight, the black and white spacesuits were revealed for the first time in 2020. They have been specially designed and are customised for each crew member. The suits are also an important factor for the flight, as they are an extension of the spacecraft.
All-civilian crew
The all-civilian crew will include Bezos, accompanied by his brother Mark; a female pilot that NASA rejected for its astronaut program, Mary Wallace 'Wally' Funk and high school graduate Oliver Daemen.
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Funk, at 82 years old, will become the oldest person to go to space, while Daemen at 18, will be the youngest.
Mark Bezos
Mark is a financier and works at the Bezos Family Foundation. He was also a volunteer firefighter. He founded an advertising agency and is Senior Vice President at a charity organisation named Robin Hood. He is six years younger than Bezos and is most likely a millionaire like his brother, since he was an early investor in Amazon.
Bezos shared the moment when he asked Mark to join him on Blue Origin's first human spaceflight in a video on Instagram. He said, "The greatest adventure, with my best friend."
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The two brothers are best friends and quite close, making him a logical choice to share this special occasion with.
Wally Funk
Sixty years after training to become an astronaut and being rejected by a sexist NASA program, Funk will finally go to space. In a video posted on Bezos' Instagram, she said, "I like to do things that nobody's ever done." She later went on to become a pilot as she has been training since she was nine-years-old.
Funk was part of a privately-funded, innovative flight program named Mercury 13 in the 1960s. All the members of the program were women and she was the youngest of the group. The program made women undergo the same training and tests as future male astronauts in the official NASA program.
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Funk said, "They were testing us to our extremes." And at the end of the program, she was told she "had done the job better and faster than any of the men."
But the program was cancelled after NASA rejected it.
The first woman went into space in 1983 and in 1999, Funk said in an interview, "It was kind of interesting, the fact that we could have done it, and they just wouldn't let us. A dog did it. A monkey did it. A man did it. Women can do it, too."
Oliver Daemen
18-year-old Daemen will be the first paying customer for Blue Origin. He is a recent High School graduate who has taken a break year before he goes to the University of Utrecht in the Netherlands this September. He is expected to study physics and innovation management.
Daemen is replacing the $28 million live auction winner, who had to postpone his trip due to scheduling conflicts. Blue Origin has conducted a live auction to sell one ticket for this flight and the money raised was to go to the Bezos Foundation. The company has not yet revealed the name, age, gender, nationality of the winner. Daemen was the runner up in the live auction.
While they were interested in flying to space, Daemen and his father, Joes Daemen, dropped out of the auction after the bid started to skyrocket. Daemon Sr is the founder of a Dutch investment company named Somerset Capital Partners in the Netherlands, reported The New York Times.
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“He was a participant in the auction and had secured a seat on the second flight,” said Sara Blask, a Blue Origin spokesperson, in an email. “We moved him up when this seat on the first flight became available.”
Blue Origin has not officially revealed a lot of information about Daemen, including the price of his ticket.
Flying on the New Shepard rocket will fulfill a lifelong dream for Daemen. According to a statement, Daemen has been fascinated by space, the moon and rockets since he was four.
“This is a dream come true!” Daemen said in a news release from the family. “I hadn’t counted on this at all, until last week that surprising phone call from Blue Origin came. This is so unbelievably cool! The flight to and into space only takes 10 minutes, but I already know that these will be the most special 10 minutes of my life.”
source https://www.firstpost.com/tech/science/jeff-bezos-and-crew-space-bound-on-first-blue-origin-flight-everything-you-need-to-know-9821121.html
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mysteriousbp · 4 months
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When I was making this post I decided to give the fallen monsters that have family members that we personally meet in Undertale (Snowdrake’s mother, Shyren’s sister and the dogs parents) their “unique” designs.
But the ones that I got most attached were the designs for the dog parents.
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(Why no Lesser Dog parent? Because he isn’t with the others when they reunite with Endogeny. Probably meaning that he doesn’t have any relatives that got turned into an Amalgamate.)
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Anyway. When I created Woofie’s design I got struck with many ideas at the same time.
That lead me to create the other dogs designs and create this idea:
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The dogs being the “Friendly Snowdin monsters that help the main character.” (Like Papyrus and Martlet.)
The main focus is between Woofie and Bark. While Muttler and Greatest Dog are more secondary monsters (like the Feisty Four) that’s why their designs are more simple.
Muttler serves more of a dialogue and character more than anything after befriending him. He appears around Snowdin Forest and he will give more background information about the others when talking to him (I kind of already have a dialogue idea that he talks about how he thinks that he should had named his son Junior because every year he looks like him more and more. To kind of make fun of how my design is so simple). He also interacts with the others dogs in cutscenes but he’s not supposed to be the main focus despite being the leader of the dog division.
Greatest Dog is kinda the same but rather than dialogue its interactions. Helping some puzzles and clearing the way with her strength and size. They would be more like scripted events than anything.
Woofie is where things start to get more interesting. Woofie mission is to protect Patience because she’s a child. She doesn’t actually fight Patience in any way in pacifist. Which would be explained why in a dialogue with her which she’s says that sometimes the king would ask some of the royal guard to take care of his children. Which means that Woofie took care of Chara in some occasions meaning that she knows how a human child would look like. Woofie helps Patience travel through Snowdin Forest and the second half of Waterfall before dropping Patience with the royal scientist because she knows that he would be also against the idea of a child dying to the king’s hands and that he’s the only one that would be able to talk some sense to the king. And later appearing with the other dogs before Patience goes to the throne room to say their goodbyes if the situation that the confrontation with Asgore doesn’t go well. Her final words to Patience would be “I hope to see you walk out the throne room alive… Little pup…”
Bark is the second main focus on this group. He spends most of Snowdin Forest trying to actually follow orders and take Patience soul. Which Woofie would object saying that Patience is only a child and Bark would object back saying that she’s a human and humans are dangerous and Patience should be kill because that’s orders. Woofie and Bark spend all Snowdin Forest going against each other’s because of what they think what’s right. Bark would actually get an opportunity to fight Patience before the entrance to Waterfall. After sparring him, Bark would gain your trust and he would wish you good luck in your travels before going back to town. He would appear later when Captain Gerson tries to start a fight with Patience. He gets in the way and tells Woofie who he came with to take Patience away while he keeps Gerson busy. He would later appear with the other dogs before the throne room to say his goodbye’s in the situation that things don’t go well. He does mention that he was able to convince Gerson to not go after Patience but admits that he and Woofie will be doing cleanup work for the next’s weeks for disobeying orders despite doing it to protect a kid.
In genocide things would be different. Woofie first meets Patience when she’s looking for the dangerous human killing monsters. She doesn’t believe that Patience is the one killing the monsters because she’s a child and believes that there must be a second human around. She tells Patience to not get in trouble before leaving to look for another human. But Woofie realizes at the end of Snowdin that Patience is the human that is killing all the monsters. She can’t believe that a child would be able to kill monsters but she can’t ignore the facts. She then fights Patience replacing Bark has the boss of Snowdin.
In genocide Bark would actually avoid attacking Patience during Snowdin, deciding to make Patience travels more difficult by causing road blocks to give the evacuation monsters more time to escape. After Snowdin he would only come back before the throne room to fight you. He would be the final boss before Asgore. He would use all the death royal guard weapons against Patience. Using his and Muttler’s axes to block Patience attacks by crossing the axes in front of him. The point of the fight is to keep attacking until the axes break to stop Bark from blocking before killing him.
Don’t ask me about neutral because there’s a lot of events to considerate.
Here’s some lore behind them that I came up:
In a conversation Woofie would mention that she never actually wanted to be a royal guard. She would explain that she only got the job to get enough money to help her son because he was born with very bad vision. She also explains despite her son already being a young adult she still helps him a lot saying that the underground is a nightmare for people with bad vision because of all the cliffs.
In a conversation Mutter would tell that Bark is a very protective father to his daughter and makes a comment to how Bark told her if someone broke her heart that she should break that person neck… And admits that he hopes that his son doesn’t break her heart because they dating. Patience then asks if Muttler and Bark are related and Muttler admits that they are very distant cousins, to the point that they are barely related.
Here’s my ideas at this point. I hope you guys enjoy this…
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petstutorial · 5 years
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Fromm Adult Gold Formula Dog Food Review
Large breed dogs are those that weigh 50 pounds and above. The dog’s adult life is also the time when they are at their prime. The digs are very active in their proem years and they need much energy in order to cope with their activities. One way of doing this is by feeding them with highly nutritious diets that will not interfere with their heath and digestive system.
High protein recipes are the best options for dogs in their prime years. The recipe you choose for your adult dog should have a balance of proteins, essential vitamins, fats, minerals and if necessary carbohydrates. One of the best recipes for adult dogs in the market today is Fromm Adult Gold Large Breed Formula.
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Pros
Wholesome recipe with balanced and nutritious ingredients
A product of family based firm Fromm gold from Wisconsin USA
Meant for adult dogs weighing 50 pounds and above
Contains probiotics and prebiotics that support the digestive system
Contains no wheat, soy or corn
Have no added preservatives, colors or flavors
All ingredients are natural
Contains omega fatty acids
USDA and AAFCO approved
Comes with added cartilage that helps to support health of the joints
Helps with weight loss management
Helps to keep the dog’s skin and coat healthy ad shiny
Made with real Wisconsin cheese
Main ingredients include chicken, lamb, Wisconsin duck and fish among others
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Cons
Expensive compared to other brands of adult dry dog foods
Fromm Adult Gold Large Breed Formula Review
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Adult dogs definitely need food that will keep it growing stringer and healthier. Adult dogs like puppies are active and in order to replenish the energy they use to play and move around the food they take should have enough energy levels. This product from Fromm gold, a family based company in Wisconsin, is one of the most nutritious recipes for adult dogs. The firm believes in giving only holistic all natural ingredients to pets.
The recipe contains a balanced blend of proteins, vitamins, minerals and a few carbs. It also contains omega fatty acids that help to keep the dogs coat healthy and shiny throughout. The diet helps to strengthen the digs muscles and hep in weight management.
For healthy and proper digestive system, the recipe contains prebiotics and probiotics that ensure that the dog does not get bloated or suffer any side effects after taking the recipe. The meal is especially good for dogs with sensitive stomachs and those that suffer from allergies. It is also a great recipe for dogs transitioning into a new diet.
Ingredients
Chicken is the first main ingredient in this recipe. The chicken in the recipe is 73% water and it loses its moisture after cooking thus reducing the weight. This leads to the recipe having a small quality of chicken. However small, it is of the greatest quality.
The second most important ingredient in the recipe is chicken meal. The meal concentrate contains more of the protein in the recipe than the actual chicken. Chicken broth, the third ingredient offers minimal nutritional value but it helps to add flavor and moisture to the food.
Oat groats, a whole grain is the fourth ingredient. The grain contains a gluten free high calorie content with average nutritional values. Other ingredients in the recipe include barley, which helps to provide the body with the much-needed fiber. Other notable ingredients are brown rice, chicken fat, menhaden fishmeal, tomato pomace, flaxseed, salmon oil, brewers yeast, alfalfa meal, chicory root, minerals and vitamins. The ingredients give the dog food an above average dry food quality.
Nutritional values
Protein levels in the food is 28%
Fat level is 18%
Carbohydrates is an estimated 46%
Fat to protein ratio is 58%
Customer’s reviews
Reviews on the above dry food product are mostly positive with very few complaints. Many of those that reviewed the product said that their dogs performed better health wise after transitioning to this meal without any side effects. One of the complaints was concerning the price which some felt was on the higher side. Other than that, the food got a number of five star ratings from amazon customers.
Brad gave the recipe five stars and had this to say;“My Dane and pit-bull love this stuff! They are more active than ever before and their coats became AMAZINGLY soft within the first week of switching to Fromm. Best dry food on the market and I’ve tried a lot.”
Duffer also gave the recipe five stars and had this to say; “I am very careful about what I feed max, my Dobie. His predecessor, also a Dobie, died after eating poisonous food from china. Everything I have been able to find out about the Fromm brand is that it is in the USA. It is comfort to know that you are not feeding your dog a harmful product. Yes it is pricey but so is my best furry friend max.”
Sts in New England gave the recipe five stars and had this to add: “Folks are always commenting how shiny my black labs coat is. This is all she eats, so this is where I give the credit. She’s very active, very healthy and loves her Fromms”
Sarah another satisfied customer said: “This food arrives so fast every time I order it that I am starting to get spoiled and lazy with how late I wait! They are awesome. Fromm is one of the best dog foods out there, it is increasingly hard to find retail, and so I am glad I can get it delivered straight to my door so easily and for the same price as going out to the store. If the price goes up, I will go back and purchase it at retailer, but until then, they can count on me every month!!”
Another five star rating came from Lashaine Frazier who said: “Our pit unfortunately has skin allergies. We switched and saw a significant difference. She likes it very much.”
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If the above reviews do not convince you that this recipe is the right one for your adult dog, I do not know what else will. The price is high yes, but that is only because the ingredients that goes into making the recipe are all natural and of very high quality. Personally, I would buy this recipe any time and I highly recommend it.
Wrapping it up
You can never go wrong with Fromm gold food products. The meals are grain free and they have a good balance of proteins and other ingredients. They are the best to use if you want a happy healthy dog around you. The best thing about Fromm gold is that you have a special recipe for all your dog’s stages off growth.
For more on dry dog food and GRAIN FREE recipes, read our earlier articles. In addition, if you have any questions to ask or anything to add to what is in this article, feel free to reach out to us through the comment box and we will respond. You can also share this article with a friend or relative that is searching for the best dry food for adult dogs.
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Hysterical Tinder Bios That'd Make You Want To Swipe Right — For Creativity At Least
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1. This Tinder bio makes us grateful that going on dates is not like going on Uber rides. Some of us would be pretty horrified to see our ratings. Still, we’d give this witty Tinder bio 5 stars.
Reddit/d3fin3d
2. Quick question. Can someone be pulled over for reckless Tindering? Because we are pretty sure that this coquettish cop deserves at least a ticket for his criminally outrageous dating app bio.
Twitter/@wvushy
3. Based on this fierce dating profile, when Tinder user Heather here ultimately decides to ghost suitors she’s just not feeling the chemistry with, it must be called “Razor Burn.” Ouch!
Reddit/doctordavee
4. Okay, whoever you are, wash your mouth out with soap. This bio might be a little too fresh for our taste. At least save the toothbrush jokes for the first date.
Imgur/MrAdris
5. There are the kind of guys that people want to take home to meet their parents. There are also, apparently, the kind of guys who end up becoming your parents. Stacys’ moms, be warned.
Reddit/stephaniesparkles
6. We are going to go ahead and gather that, based on this incredible Tinder bio, Dave wants potential love interests to know he’s as smooth as a woman’s armpits after using Dove deodorant.
Reddit/wmbuxewxy9801
7. Something about what is written in this brutally honest Tinder bio tells us that she puts her boys on rock (rock) and they’ll be lining down the block just to watch what she’s got.
Imgur/PhotoHawk
8. We’ve heard of some pretty unfortunate names, but we have to hand it to this woman who turned her name into a hilarious Tinder bio. Here’s to hoping she will at least hold her date’s hand.
Reddit/kayeledsb
9. What do Victoria from Tinder and the iceberg that the Titanic crashed into likely have in common? You probably can only see about 10 percent of them from your vantage point.
Reddit/Verfickte
10. This Tinder bio cuts right to the point. Come for the sweet, romantic gestures, stay for the sharp humor and wit. Just make sure she stays those 63 kilometers away.
Imgur/youmeandrainbows
11. Runway or run away? For anyone swiping right on this Victoria’s Secret hopeful, Tina, they will probably have to wait until at least the first date to find out more secrets that only she’s aware of.
Reddit/richiguada
12. Any hopefuls wanting to date somebody like Hope here should be happy to already be warned about her propensity for word play and … possibly other play as indicated in her cheeky Tinder bio.
Imgur/youmeandrainbows
13. We are going to go ahead and say that this brow-raising Tinder bio is probably not what Madison’s mother had in mind when she told her daughter not to talk to strangers.
Twitter/Jessetmay23
14. Some people say that after a bad experience they end up finding Jesus. Other people can say that a bad experience on Tinder led them to find Jesus. Thoughts and prayers for his matches.
Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows
15. Looking for love? Tinder user Arrjun might just be exactly what the doctor ordered. He’s a doctor, has a great sense of humor, and great music taste to match. On top of that, he seems to know that laughter is the best medicine. O(h)-positive indeed.
Reddit/indianadatingfails
16. Let’s face it. Sometimes online dating leads to falling in love. Other times online dating, leave you figuratively falling flat on your face. That is, unless you are Lucy. For Lucy, she just literally falls flat on her face.
Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows
17. This one truly tickles us. It is the 21st century, and women are no longer expected to automatically take their partner’s last name. Unless your name is Tess. In that case, you kind of have to take on the last name Tickle. Why shield the world from such greatness?
Reddit/andshoteachother
18. Why settle for just online matchmaking when you can up your chances by combining a real-life Yente with some added help of the virtual kid. Based on her Tinder profile, we can only hope that Cheri’s grandpa is swiping for her too.
Reddit/The_Venezian
19. If anyone thought the job market was difficult to navigate these days, just try the dating world. They say first dates can be like job interviews, but for Morgan, she seems to be taking this phrase a little too literally.
Reddit/Capinmorgan
20. A quick Google search will actually show users that the Savannah actually covers over 65 percent of Africa. Considering that, we think the Tinder user here should probably ‘SerenGETi’ her facts straight.
Reddit/tlkshwhst
21. It theems like Kethmi wath getting thick, tired, and pithed off about people pronounthing her name wrong. Luckily, her hysterical Tinder bio is both informational, thmart, and truly hilarioth.
Reddit/Deanos97
22. When going on a date with Vanessa, suitors apparently won’t be quite sure which version of her they will get. But hey, for those worried about getting into a relationship rut, this would definitely keep thing interesting.
Imgur/youmeandrainbows
23. Some potential suitors may see this woman’s hysterical Tinder bio and want to call her to schedule their first date. Others may read her outrageous personal blib and want to call the police. At least breakfast would be in order?
Reddit/ElCap1tan2
24. For most anyone who has used Tinder, we are just going to go ahead and say that they can probably relate to Kayla’s super honest admission. Most people don’t admit it so brazenly, but we all know it is true.
Reddit/FuckApathy
25. We wouldn’t be surprised if Mat’s dates reported that he seems to be a really great guy, but then they started to notice that he would always be waiting for them outside on their doorsteps.
Reddit/Tinderbios2
26. Potential partners, you can all get in line, but we will always know who is number one on this woman’s list of loves. They will just have to deal with being #2, and hope that the matching couple shirt will eventually feature their face.
Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows
27. Everyone is looking for their knight in shining armor who is willing to help out an elderly lady. And this act of heroism has to count for something, right? A swipe right?
Reddit/Humansbeingbros
28. First dates can be awkward. There’s always the question of what to wear, where to go, what to order, and what to say. But at least with this woman, there is no question about who will be paying. Beauty and brains.
Reddit/imgettinganoilchange
29. We worry that getting too close to Mikey means having to compete with his special companion and all of his jealousy issues. We wouldn’t be surprised if the moment Mikey goes on a date, Kermit gets green with envy.
Imgur/youmeandrainbows
30. This girl has it all. Her hysterical Tinder bio is good enough to make someone fall head over heels in love with her. And once they fall, she has the skills to heal them and get them back on their feet.
Reddit/MaybePenisTomrorow
31. When preparing for a first date, the fresh, just out of the shower look is usually a good choice. Tinder user Hana here apparently doesn’t like even like to wait for first dates, so instead she decided to serve that look right off the bat.
Reddit/DystryR
32. Anyone who has swiped through Tinder knows that there are quite a few people who use the platform to post yoga poses and quotes about gratitude. But in this case, Emelly definitely has something to be thankful for.
Reddit/Coffspring
33. We feel this gal. After going on a few bad online dates, it can be pretty easy to give up or get a little desperate. At least this Tinder user is not trying to mask it.
Reddit/MopsHaveFeelingsToo
34. Grandma Gucci, we don’t care how long you’ve been trapped in your grandson’s body. Bringing back Lindsay Lohan’s days of wearing chunky highlights and badly playing guitar in Freaky Friday is never a good idea. Save yourself a fortune cookie. Still, we’re cracking up at this hysterically creative Tinder bio.
Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows
35. Ivana is just here to help her potential suitors picture what it would be like to be with her. And just to think, you could be the next one to have your face blacked out to help her score more dates! Hey, at least the girl’s got Photoshop skills.
Reddit/novaprime96
36. When considering what to put in a Tinder bio, it is always good to go with something nostalgic. As The Office’s Dwight Schrute would say “people underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses… second only to the neck.” We’d swipe right for the taske in TV at least.
Reddit/ashberry94
37. Honestly, Dre, we think you’re going about it all wrong. Who needs a date when you have a life-sized cut-out of Danny Devito? That is, unless, you can find someone who doesn’t think three’s company.
Reddit/PopcornFanatic
38. We imagine suitors are lining up to date this good boy. And what more could a partner want? He will sit, stay, hand them their paw, and even roll over on command. Swipe right, for sure.
Imgur/youmeandrainbows
39. Online dating requires a lot of coffee dates only to have them quickly crash and burn. It seems that dating Ron here would involve equal parts coffee, crashing, burning and selfless humor.
Reddit/Ronlechler
40. With so many romantic prospects to choose from on Tinder and other dating apps, many users choose to set their standards pretty high. Taylor, however, seems to save concerns of height just when it come to her career though.
Reddit/siiimo
41. Most everyone looking for a serious relationship is looking for someone that they could proudly take home to their parents. If the neighbors have to be sacrificed in the process, so be it.
Reddit/Squishy_duck
42. The dog in this Tinder profile looks like he served his country, and now serves some hardcore face. Based on this picture alone, you can sign us up for a date with Sarah, as long as she brings the dog. No dog, no deal.
Reddit/68w92
43. Honestly, if anyone was to go to a bus stop and see a man drinking a glass of milk, we wouldn’t care if he had an envelope from Ashley or not. Just run regardless. Still, we’d swipe right out of curiosity.
Reddit/TheGlitch32
44. Sure, it might be nice to have a partner to share meals after a long day. Then again, always having someone pick off your plate can be a real pain. Let’s just hope she finds someone who’ll up that meal total to four.
Reddit/Thinking-About-Her
45. Well, this Tinder bio got real dark real fast. Megan may need a wedding date, but potential suitors should probably take heed before dreaming of walking down the aisle with this one.
Reddit/willybilly69
47. This clever Tinder user turned her disability into a witty way to show off her ability to make some pretty good jokes at her own expense. But with a bio like this, we hope the drinks she gets on her dates don’t come out of her own expenses.
Reddit/CoalTrain16
48. Stats are a common thing to see in any Tinder bio. Sometimes people include their height (although possibly exaggerated). Others include their weight. But Lauren decided to include some, well, different statistics.
Reddit/blacksupergeek
49. Who is going to go ahead and tell Ricky here that this is not exactly how Colgate is supposed to work? He’s coming to Tinder armed with some fresh jokes and some fresh breath.
Instagram/@ratchettinderbios
50. Apparently, no one even needs to know what this mystery woman, Elie, looks like. They should already be sold on a date with her based on this outrageously adorable Tinder profile picture of her Cookie Cat Monster alone. Well, we can’t argue with her taste.
Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows
51. Katie should give herself some more credit. She isn’t so bad at everything. She seems like she’s pretty good at coming up with funny Tinder profiles, and picking out a good watermelon.
Reddit/zh4000
Sources: Reddit, Bored Panda, Elite Readers
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[Latest News] – Icepop: Hysterical Tinder Bios That’d Make You Want To Swipe Right — For Creativity At Least – Icepop Hysterical Tinder Bios That'd Make You Want To Swipe Right — For Creativity At Least Monday 26 August 2019 08:48 AM UTC-05 | Tags: bios dating dating-app funny hilarious omg online-dating social-media tinder tinder-bios 1. This Tinder bio makes us grateful that going on dates is not like going on Uber rides. Some of us would be pretty horrified to see our ratings. Still, we’d give this witty Tinder bio 5 stars. Reddit/d3fin3d 2. Quick question. Can someone be pulled over for reckless Tindering? Because we are pretty sure that this coquettish cop deserves at least a ticket for his criminally outrageous dating app bio. Twitter/@wvushy 3. Based on this fierce dating profile, when Tinder user Heather here ultimately decides to ghost suitors she’s just not feeling the chemistry with, it must be called “Razor Burn.” Ouch! Reddit/doctordavee 4. Okay, whoever you are, wash your mouth out with soap. This bio might be a little too fresh for our taste. At least save the toothbrush jokes for the first date. Imgur/MrAdris 5. There are the kind of guys that people want to take home to meet their parents. There are also, apparently, the kind of guys who end up becoming your parents. Stacys’ moms, be warned. Reddit/stephaniesparkles 6. We are going to go ahead and gather that, based on this incredible Tinder bio, Dave wants potential love interests to know he’s as smooth as a woman’s armpits after using Dove deodorant. Reddit/wmbuxewxy9801 7. Something about what is written in this brutally honest Tinder bio tells us that she puts her boys on rock (rock) and they’ll be lining down the block just to watch what she’s got. Imgur/PhotoHawk 8. We’ve heard of some pretty unfortunate names, but we have to hand it to this woman who turned her name into a hilarious Tinder bio. Here’s to hoping she will at least hold her date’s hand. Reddit/kayeledsb 9. What do Victoria from Tinder and the iceberg that the Titanic crashed into likely have in common? You probably can only see about 10 percent of them from your vantage point. Reddit/Verfickte 10. This Tinder bio cuts right to the point. Come for the sweet, romantic gestures, stay for the sharp humor and wit. Just make sure she stays those 63 kilometers away. Imgur/youmeandrainbows 11. Runway or run away? For anyone swiping right on this Victoria’s Secret hopeful, Tina, they will probably have to wait until at least the first date to find out more secrets that only she’s aware of. Reddit/richiguada 12. Any hopefuls wanting to date somebody like Hope here should be happy to already be warned about her propensity for word play and … possibly other play as indicated in her cheeky Tinder bio. Imgur/youmeandrainbows 13. We are going to go ahead and say that this brow-raising Tinder bio is probably not what Madison’s mother had in mind when she told her daughter not to talk to strangers. Twitter/Jessetmay23 14. Some people say that after a bad experience they end up finding Jesus. Other people can say that a bad experience on Tinder led them to find Jesus. Thoughts and prayers for his matches. Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows 15. Looking for love? Tinder user Arrjun might just be exactly what the doctor ordered. He’s a doctor, has a great sense of humor, and great music taste to match. On top of that, he seems to know that laughter is the best medicine. O(h)-positive indeed. Reddit/indianadatingfails 16. Let’s face it. Sometimes online dating leads to falling in love. Other times online dating, leave you figuratively falling flat on your face. That is, unless you are Lucy. For Lucy, she just literally falls flat on her face. Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows 17. This one truly tickles us. It is the 21st century, and women are no longer expected to automatically take their partner’s last name. Unless your name is Tess. In that case, you kind of have to take on the last name Tickle. Why shield the world from such greatness? Reddit/andshoteachother 18. Why settle for just online matchmaking when you can up your chances by combining a real-life Yente with some added help of the virtual kid. Based on her Tinder profile, we can only hope that Cheri’s grandpa is swiping for her too. Reddit/The_Venezian 19. If anyone thought the job market was difficult to navigate these days, just try the dating world. They say first dates can be like job interviews, but for Morgan, she seems to be taking this phrase a little too literally. Reddit/Capinmorgan 20. A quick Google search will actually show users that the Savannah actually covers over 65 percent of Africa. Considering that, we think the Tinder user here should probably ‘SerenGETi’ her facts straight. Reddit/tlkshwhst 21. It theems like Kethmi wath getting thick, tired, and pithed off about people pronounthing her name wrong. Luckily, her hysterical Tinder bio is both informational, thmart, and truly hilarioth. Reddit/Deanos97 22. When going on a date with Vanessa, suitors apparently won’t be quite sure which version of her they will get. But hey, for those worried about getting into a relationship rut, this would definitely keep thing interesting. Imgur/youmeandrainbows 23. Some potential suitors may see this woman’s hysterical Tinder bio and want to call her to schedule their first date. Others may read her outrageous personal blib and want to call the police. At least breakfast would be in order? Reddit/ElCap1tan2 24. For most anyone who has used Tinder, we are just going to go ahead and say that they can probably relate to Kayla’s super honest admission. Most people don’t admit it so brazenly, but we all know it is true. Reddit/FuckApathy 25. We wouldn’t be surprised if Mat’s dates reported that he seems to be a really great guy, but then they started to notice that he would always be waiting for them outside on their doorsteps. Reddit/Tinderbios2 26. Potential partners, you can all get in line, but we will always know who is number one on this woman’s list of loves. They will just have to deal with being #2, and hope that the matching couple shirt will eventually feature their face. Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows 27. Everyone is looking for their knight in shining armor who is willing to help out an elderly lady. And this act of heroism has to count for something, right? A swipe right? Reddit/Humansbeingbros 28. First dates can be awkward. There’s always the question of what to wear, where to go, what to order, and what to say. But at least with this woman, there is no question about who will be paying. Beauty and brains. Reddit/imgettinganoilchange 29. We worry that getting too close to Mikey means having to compete with his special companion and all of his jealousy issues. We wouldn’t be surprised if the moment Mikey goes on a date, Kermit gets green with envy. Imgur/youmeandrainbows 30. This girl has it all. Her hysterical Tinder bio is good enough to make someone fall head over heels in love with her. And once they fall, she has the skills to heal them and get them back on their feet. Reddit/MaybePenisTomrorow 31. When preparing for a first date, the fresh, just out of the shower look is usually a good choice. Tinder user Hana here apparently doesn’t like even like to wait for first dates, so instead she decided to serve that look right off the bat. Reddit/DystryR 32. Anyone who has swiped through Tinder knows that there are quite a few people who use the platform to post yoga poses and quotes about gratitude. But in this case, Emelly definitely has something to be thankful for. Reddit/Coffspring 33. We feel this gal. After going on a few bad online dates, it can be pretty easy to give up or get a little desperate. At least this Tinder user is not trying to mask it. Reddit/MopsHaveFeelingsToo 34. Grandma Gucci, we don’t care how long you’ve been trapped in your grandson’s body. Bringing back Lindsay Lohan’s days of wearing chunky highlights and badly playing guitar in Freaky Friday is never a good idea. Save yourself a fortune cookie. Still, we’re cracking up at this hysterically creative Tinder bio. Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows 35. Ivana is just here to help her potential suitors picture what it would be like to be with her. And just to think, you could be the next one to have your face blacked out to help her score more dates! Hey, at least the girl’s got Photoshop skills. Reddit/novaprime96 36. When considering what to put in a Tinder bio, it is always good to go with something nostalgic. As The Office’s Dwight Schrute would say “people underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses… second only to the neck.” We’d swipe right for the taske in TV at least. Reddit/ashberry94 37. Honestly, Dre, we think you’re going about it all wrong. Who needs a date when you have a life-sized cut-out of Danny Devito? That is, unless, you can find someone who doesn’t think three’s company. Reddit/PopcornFanatic 38. We imagine suitors are lining up to date this good boy. And what more could a partner want? He will sit, stay, hand them their paw, and even roll over on command. Swipe right, for sure. Imgur/youmeandrainbows 39. Online dating requires a lot of coffee dates only to have them quickly crash and burn. It seems that dating Ron here would involve equal parts coffee, crashing, burning and selfless humor. Reddit/Ronlechler 40. With so many romantic prospects to choose from on Tinder and other dating apps, many users choose to set their standards pretty high. Taylor, however, seems to save concerns of height just when it come to her career though. Reddit/siiimo 41. Most everyone looking for a serious relationship is looking for someone that they could proudly take home to their parents. If the neighbors have to be sacrificed in the process, so be it. Reddit/Squishy_duck 42. The dog in this Tinder profile looks like he served his country, and now serves some hardcore face. Based on this picture alone, you can sign us up for a date with Sarah, as long as she brings the dog. No dog, no deal. Reddit/68w92 43. Honestly, if anyone was to go to a bus stop and see a man drinking a glass of milk, we wouldn’t care if he had an envelope from Ashley or not. Just run regardless. Still, we’d swipe right out of curiosity. Reddit/TheGlitch32 44. Sure, it might be nice to have a partner to share meals after a long day. Then again, always having someone pick off your plate can be a real pain. Let’s just hope she finds someone who’ll up that meal total to four. Reddit/Thinking-About-Her 45. Well, this Tinder bio got real dark real fast. Megan may need a wedding date, but potential suitors should probably take heed before dreaming of walking down the aisle with this one. Reddit/willybilly69 47. This clever Tinder user turned her disability into a witty way to show off her ability to make some pretty good jokes at her own expense. But with a bio like this, we hope the drinks she gets on her dates don’t come out of her own expenses. Reddit/CoalTrain16 48. Stats are a common thing to see in any Tinder bio. Sometimes people include their height (although possibly exaggerated). Others include their weight. But Lauren decided to include some, well, different statistics. Reddit/blacksupergeek 49. Who is going to go ahead and tell Ricky here that this is not exactly how Colgate is supposed to work? He’s coming to Tinder armed with some fresh jokes and some fresh breath. Instagram/@ratchettinderbios 50. Apparently, no one even needs to know what this mystery woman, Elie, looks like. They should already be sold on a date with her based on this outrageously adorable Tinder profile picture of her Cookie Cat Monster alone. Well, we can’t argue with her taste. Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows 51. Katie should give herself some more credit. She isn’t so bad at everything. She seems like she’s pretty good at coming up with funny Tinder profiles, and picking out a good watermelon. 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Monday 26 August 2019 08:48 AM UTC-05 | Tags: bios dating dating-app funny hilarious omg online-dating social-media tinder tinder-bios
1. This Tinder bio makes us grateful that going on dates is not like going on Uber rides. Some of us would be pretty horrified to see our ratings. Still, we’d give this witty Tinder bio 5 stars.
Reddit/d3fin3d
2. Quick question. Can someone be pulled over for reckless Tindering? Because we are pretty sure that this coquettish cop deserves at least a ticket for his criminally outrageous dating app bio.
Twitter/@wvushy
3. Based on this fierce dating profile, when Tinder user Heather here ultimately decides to ghost suitors she’s just not feeling the chemistry with, it must be called “Razor Burn.” Ouch!
Reddit/doctordavee
4. Okay, whoever you are, wash your mouth out with soap. This bio might be a little too fresh for our taste. At least save the toothbrush jokes for the first date.
Imgur/MrAdris
5. There are the kind of guys that people want to take home to meet their parents. There are also, apparently, the kind of guys who end up becoming your parents. Stacys’ moms, be warned.
Reddit/stephaniesparkles
6. We are going to go ahead and gather that, based on this incredible Tinder bio, Dave wants potential love interests to know he’s as smooth as a woman’s armpits after using Dove deodorant.
Reddit/wmbuxewxy9801
7. Something about what is written in this brutally honest Tinder bio tells us that she puts her boys on rock (rock) and they’ll be lining down the block just to watch what she’s got.
Imgur/PhotoHawk
8. We’ve heard of some pretty unfortunate names, but we have to hand it to this woman who turned her name into a hilarious Tinder bio. Here’s to hoping she will at least hold her date’s hand.
Reddit/kayeledsb
9. What do Victoria from Tinder and the iceberg that the Titanic crashed into likely have in common? You probably can only see about 10 percent of them from your vantage point.
Reddit/Verfickte
10. This Tinder bio cuts right to the point. Come for the sweet, romantic gestures, stay for the sharp humor and wit. Just make sure she stays those 63 kilometers away.
Imgur/youmeandrainbows
11. Runway or run away? For anyone swiping right on this Victoria’s Secret hopeful, Tina, they will probably have to wait until at least the first date to find out more secrets that only she’s aware of.
Reddit/richiguada
12. Any hopefuls wanting to date somebody like Hope here should be happy to already be warned about her propensity for word play and … possibly other play as indicated in her cheeky Tinder bio.
Imgur/youmeandrainbows
13. We are going to go ahead and say that this brow-raising Tinder bio is probably not what Madison’s mother had in mind when she told her daughter not to talk to strangers.
Twitter/Jessetmay23
14. Some people say that after a bad experience they end up finding Jesus. Other people can say that a bad experience on Tinder led them to find Jesus. Thoughts and prayers for his matches.
Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows
15. Looking for love? Tinder user Arrjun might just be exactly what the doctor ordered. He’s a doctor, has a great sense of humor, and great music taste to match. On top of that, he seems to know that laughter is the best medicine. O(h)-positive indeed.
Reddit/indianadatingfails
16. Let’s face it. Sometimes online dating leads to falling in love. Other times online dating, leave you figuratively falling flat on your face. That is, unless you are Lucy. For Lucy, she just literally falls flat on her face.
Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows
17. This one truly tickles us. It is the 21st century, and women are no longer expected to automatically take their partner’s last name. Unless your name is Tess. In that case, you kind of have to take on the last name Tickle. Why shield the world from such greatness?
Reddit/andshoteachother
18. Why settle for just online matchmaking when you can up your chances by combining a real-life Yente with some added help of the virtual kid. Based on her Tinder profile, we can only hope that Cheri’s grandpa is swiping for her too.
Reddit/The_Venezian
19. If anyone thought the job market was difficult to navigate these days, just try the dating world. They say first dates can be like job interviews, but for Morgan, she seems to be taking this phrase a little too literally.
Reddit/Capinmorgan
20. A quick Google search will actually show users that the Savannah actually covers over 65 percent of Africa. Considering that, we think the Tinder user here should probably ‘SerenGETi’ her facts straight.
Reddit/tlkshwhst
21. It theems like Kethmi wath getting thick, tired, and pithed off about people pronounthing her name wrong. Luckily, her hysterical Tinder bio is both informational, thmart, and truly hilarioth.
Reddit/Deanos97
22. When going on a date with Vanessa, suitors apparently won’t be quite sure which version of her they will get. But hey, for those worried about getting into a relationship rut, this would definitely keep thing interesting.
Imgur/youmeandrainbows
23. Some potential suitors may see this woman’s hysterical Tinder bio and want to call her to schedule their first date. Others may read her outrageous personal blib and want to call the police. At least breakfast would be in order?
Reddit/ElCap1tan2
24. For most anyone who has used Tinder, we are just going to go ahead and say that they can probably relate to Kayla’s super honest admission. Most people don’t admit it so brazenly, but we all know it is true.
Reddit/FuckApathy
25. We wouldn’t be surprised if Mat’s dates reported that he seems to be a really great guy, but then they started to notice that he would always be waiting for them outside on their doorsteps.
Reddit/Tinderbios2
26. Potential partners, you can all get in line, but we will always know who is number one on this woman’s list of loves. They will just have to deal with being #2, and hope that the matching couple shirt will eventually feature their face.
Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows
27. Everyone is looking for their knight in shining armor who is willing to help out an elderly lady. And this act of heroism has to count for something, right? A swipe right?
Reddit/Humansbeingbros
28. First dates can be awkward. There’s always the question of what to wear, where to go, what to order, and what to say. But at least with this woman, there is no question about who will be paying. Beauty and brains.
Reddit/imgettinganoilchange
29. We worry that getting too close to Mikey means having to compete with his special companion and all of his jealousy issues. We wouldn’t be surprised if the moment Mikey goes on a date, Kermit gets green with envy.
Imgur/youmeandrainbows
30. This girl has it all. Her hysterical Tinder bio is good enough to make someone fall head over heels in love with her. And once they fall, she has the skills to heal them and get them back on their feet.
Reddit/MaybePenisTomrorow
31. When preparing for a first date, the fresh, just out of the shower look is usually a good choice. Tinder user Hana here apparently doesn’t like even like to wait for first dates, so instead she decided to serve that look right off the bat.
Reddit/DystryR
32. Anyone who has swiped through Tinder knows that there are quite a few people who use the platform to post yoga poses and quotes about gratitude. But in this case, Emelly definitely has something to be thankful for.
Reddit/Coffspring
33. We feel this gal. After going on a few bad online dates, it can be pretty easy to give up or get a little desperate. At least this Tinder user is not trying to mask it.
Reddit/MopsHaveFeelingsToo
34. Grandma Gucci, we don’t care how long you’ve been trapped in your grandson’s body. Bringing back Lindsay Lohan’s days of wearing chunky highlights and badly playing guitar in Freaky Friday is never a good idea. Save yourself a fortune cookie. Still, we’re cracking up at this hysterically creative Tinder bio.
Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows
35. Ivana is just here to help her potential suitors picture what it would be like to be with her. And just to think, you could be the next one to have your face blacked out to help her score more dates! Hey, at least the girl’s got Photoshop skills.
Reddit/novaprime96
36. When considering what to put in a Tinder bio, it is always good to go with something nostalgic. As The Office’s Dwight Schrute would say “people underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses… second only to the neck.” We’d swipe right for the taske in TV at least.
Reddit/ashberry94
37. Honestly, Dre, we think you’re going about it all wrong. Who needs a date when you have a life-sized cut-out of Danny Devito? That is, unless, you can find someone who doesn’t think three’s company.
Reddit/PopcornFanatic
38. We imagine suitors are lining up to date this good boy. And what more could a partner want? He will sit, stay, hand them their paw, and even roll over on command. Swipe right, for sure.
Imgur/youmeandrainbows
39. Online dating requires a lot of coffee dates only to have them quickly crash and burn. It seems that dating Ron here would involve equal parts coffee, crashing, burning and selfless humor.
Reddit/Ronlechler
40. With so many romantic prospects to choose from on Tinder and other dating apps, many users choose to set their standards pretty high. Taylor, however, seems to save concerns of height just when it come to her career though.
Reddit/siiimo
41. Most everyone looking for a serious relationship is looking for someone that they could proudly take home to their parents. If the neighbors have to be sacrificed in the process, so be it.
Reddit/Squishy_duck
42. The dog in this Tinder profile looks like he served his country, and now serves some hardcore face. Based on this picture alone, you can sign us up for a date with Sarah, as long as she brings the dog. No dog, no deal.
Reddit/68w92
43. Honestly, if anyone was to go to a bus stop and see a man drinking a glass of milk, we wouldn’t care if he had an envelope from Ashley or not. Just run regardless. Still, we’d swipe right out of curiosity.
Reddit/TheGlitch32
44. Sure, it might be nice to have a partner to share meals after a long day. Then again, always having someone pick off your plate can be a real pain. Let’s just hope she finds someone who’ll up that meal total to four.
Reddit/Thinking-About-Her
45. Well, this Tinder bio got real dark real fast. Megan may need a wedding date, but potential suitors should probably take heed before dreaming of walking down the aisle with this one.
Reddit/willybilly69
47. This clever Tinder user turned her disability into a witty way to show off her ability to make some pretty good jokes at her own expense. But with a bio like this, we hope the drinks she gets on her dates don’t come out of her own expenses.
Reddit/CoalTrain16
48. Stats are a common thing to see in any Tinder bio. Sometimes people include their height (although possibly exaggerated). Others include their weight. But Lauren decided to include some, well, different statistics.
Reddit/blacksupergeek
49. Who is going to go ahead and tell Ricky here that this is not exactly how Colgate is supposed to work? He’s coming to Tinder armed with some fresh jokes and some fresh breath.
Instagram/@ratchettinderbios
50. Apparently, no one even needs to know what this mystery woman, Elie, looks like. They should already be sold on a date with her based on this outrageously adorable Tinder profile picture of her Cookie Cat Monster alone. Well, we can’t argue with her taste.
Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows
51. Katie should give herself some more credit. She isn’t so bad at everything. She seems like she’s pretty good at coming up with funny Tinder profiles, and picking out a good watermelon.
Reddit/zh4000
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Business Aretha Franklin funeral: Ceremony starting late as nation mourns and celebrates the Queen of Soul
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Detroit Free Press staff
Published 2:37 p.m. UTC Aug 31, 2018
Thousands of friends, family, fans, celebrities and dignitaries are paying their final respects today to Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, who died of pancreatic cancer on Aug. 16. 
The service, scheduled to start at 10 a.m., appears to be running late as attendees begin to slowly take their seats.
Doors to the Greater Grace Temple in Detroit sanctuary opened about 8 a.m. to welcome business and political leaders, athletes and others from around the country to the private funeral.
Celebs: Jennifer Hudson, Ariana Grande, Bill Clinton to pay tribute
Franklin will be buried in 24-karat gold plated Promethean casket made of solid bronze. The interior is finished with champagne velvet. Franklin’s title, “Queen of Soul,” and her name “Aretha Franklin” are embroidered in the casket with gold metallic thread. 
She wore red on Tuesday, powder blue on Wednesday, rose gold on Thursday and gold lamé today. 
Franklin’s body arrived at the church earlier this morning in a white 1940 LaSalle hearse. The private funeral, which is being livestreamed, is expected to last at least six hours and has an epic program.
The vintage two-door, three-speed LaSalle made by Cadillac is the same vehicle used to carry the Rev. C.L. Franklin, father of the Queen of Soul, in 1984; David Ruffin, baritone for the Temptations, in 1991; and Rosa Parks, civil rights icon, in 2005.
Speakers: Bill Clinton, Smokey Robinson, the Rev. Jesse Jackson and more
Performers: Ariana Grande, Stevie Wonder, Faith Hill, Jennifer Hudson and more
Funeral details: Key details, what to expect
More: See the epic program for the six-hour event
More: Baptist funeral traditions
Star and dignitaries begin to arrive
The Rev. Jesse Jackson, former Detroit Pistons star and coach Isiah Thomas and 1960s R&B star Martha Reeves were among the first of an expected crowd of celebrities arriving Thursday morning for an hours-long celebration of the forever-reigning Queen of Soul’s life. Jackson is scheduled to speak.
Stevie Wonder and Ariana Grande are among the many performers lined up to sing at the funeral, with other names including Faith Hill, Ronald Isley, Chaka Khan, Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson.
Celebs: Jennifer Hudson, Ariana Grande, Bill Clinton to pay tribute
Lines form early
Lines formed very early Friday morning outside for today’s funeral. Most mourners came dressed in church clothes and carrying folding chairs.
People who lined up last night for an early spot in line found themselves pushed to the middle of the line after police forced the crowd to reorganize from a residential street.
“I was here since 8:30 last night. We were right here, and they pushed us to the back,” said Debra Demmings, 63, of Minneapolis.
Although the service is limited to family members, friends and selected guests, you can  watch it live here on usatoday.com (above). Several broadcast networks will also carry live video. 
Church prepped for funeral
Police officers with dogs went through the church about 7 a.m. Shortly thereafter, nurses, musicians and some VIPs entered the church.   
Among them was Elaine Steele, the longtime spokesperson for Rosa Parks. She said Franklin was extremely supportive of Parks. 
“She was the greatest. She didn’t belong just to us, but she was from us,” Steele said. “We held our heads high and stuck our chests out wide because of her genius and her willingness to share it.” 
Network news teams from NBC, ABC, CBS and Fox News are on platforms facing the church’s side entrance along with set-ups for local news outlets. 
Stars and dignitaries will honor the Queen
Stevie Wonder and Ariana Grande are among the many performers lined up to sing at the funeral, with other names including Faith Hill, Ronald Isley, Chaka Khan, Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson.
Franklin will be honored by various high-profile speakers, including former President Bill Clinton, former U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, Motown star Smokey Robinson, the Rev. Jesse Jackson and Detroit Pistons great Isiah Thomas.
After the funeral, Franklin will be buried at Woodlawn Cemetery, alongside late family members including her father, the Rev. C.L. Franklin.
Read More | https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2018/08/31/aretha-franklin-funeral-live-friends-family-dignitaries-mourn/1155164002/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=amp&utm_campaign=speakable | Detroit Free Press staff
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Published 2:37 p.m. UTC Aug 31, 2018
Thousands of friends, family, fans, celebrities and dignitaries are paying their final respects today to Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, who died of pancreatic cancer on Aug. 16. 
The service, scheduled to start at 10 a.m., appears to be running late as attendees begin to slowly take their seats.
Doors to the Greater Grace Temple in Detroit sanctuary opened about 8 a.m. to welcome business and political leaders, athletes and others from around the country to the private funeral.
Celebs: Jennifer Hudson, Ariana Grande, Bill Clinton to pay tribute
Franklin will be buried in 24-karat gold plated Promethean casket made of solid bronze. The interior is finished with champagne velvet. Franklin’s title, “Queen of Soul,” and her name “Aretha Franklin” are embroidered in the casket with gold metallic thread. 
She wore red on Tuesday, powder blue on Wednesday, rose gold on Thursday and gold lamé today. 
Franklin’s body arrived at the church earlier this morning in a white 1940 LaSalle hearse. The private funeral, which is being livestreamed, is expected to last at least six hours and has an epic program.
The vintage two-door, three-speed LaSalle made by Cadillac is the same vehicle used to carry the Rev. C.L. Franklin, father of the Queen of Soul, in 1984; David Ruffin, baritone for the Temptations, in 1991; and Rosa Parks, civil rights icon, in 2005.
Speakers: Bill Clinton, Smokey Robinson, the Rev. Jesse Jackson and more
Performers: Ariana Grande, Stevie Wonder, Faith Hill, Jennifer Hudson and more
Funeral details: Key details, what to expect
More: See the epic program for the six-hour event
More: Baptist funeral traditions
Star and dignitaries begin to arrive
The Rev. Jesse Jackson, former Detroit Pistons star and coach Isiah Thomas and 1960s R&B star Martha Reeves were among the first of an expected crowd of celebrities arriving Thursday morning for an hours-long celebration of the forever-reigning Queen of Soul’s life. Jackson is scheduled to speak.
Stevie Wonder and Ariana Grande are among the many performers lined up to sing at the funeral, with other names including Faith Hill, Ronald Isley, Chaka Khan, Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson.
Celebs: Jennifer Hudson, Ariana Grande, Bill Clinton to pay tribute
Lines form early
Lines formed very early Friday morning outside for today’s funeral. Most mourners came dressed in church clothes and carrying folding chairs.
People who lined up last night for an early spot in line found themselves pushed to the middle of the line after police forced the crowd to reorganize from a residential street.
“I was here since 8:30 last night. We were right here, and they pushed us to the back,” said Debra Demmings, 63, of Minneapolis.
Although the service is limited to family members, friends and selected guests, you can  watch it live here on usatoday.com (above). Several broadcast networks will also carry live video. 
Church prepped for funeral
Police officers with dogs went through the church about 7 a.m. Shortly thereafter, nurses, musicians and some VIPs entered the church.   
Among them was Elaine Steele, the longtime spokesperson for Rosa Parks. She said Franklin was extremely supportive of Parks. 
“She was the greatest. She didn’t belong just to us, but she was from us,” Steele said. “We held our heads high and stuck our chests out wide because of her genius and her willingness to share it.” 
Network news teams from NBC, ABC, CBS and Fox News are on platforms facing the church’s side entrance along with set-ups for local news outlets. 
Stars and dignitaries will honor the Queen
Stevie Wonder and Ariana Grande are among the many performers lined up to sing at the funeral, with other names including Faith Hill, Ronald Isley, Chaka Khan, Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson.
Franklin will be honored by various high-profile speakers, including former President Bill Clinton, former U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, Motown star Smokey Robinson, the Rev. Jesse Jackson and Detroit Pistons great Isiah Thomas.
After the funeral, Franklin will be buried at Woodlawn Cemetery, alongside late family members including her father, the Rev. C.L. Franklin.
Read More | https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2018/08/31/aretha-franklin-funeral-live-friends-family-dignitaries-mourn/1155164002/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=amp&utm_campaign=speakable | Detroit Free Press staff
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So, bear with me, as I have 3 questions.
First, I remember in one of your posts you mentioned how the kids have sleepovers now and then. Whenever they do, do the adults do something themselves, assuming they would all be together as well?
Second, you think you could kinda give us some basic family trees of everyone, including Clover and Chara, as well as Axis and Guardener? A visual would be kinda nice.
And third, does Kanako/Clover ever prank someone with the whole switching control thing, maybe with the help of some sunglasses? I'd imagine it would be pretty funny. Anyways, sorry this was so long. But I'm excited to see what the answers are!
First question answer:
Well, when the kids have a sleepover, they take turns deciding which house they stay in. Then each parent drops their kids off with the parents, whose turn it is to have the sleepover in their house. Then, after dropping their kids off, the parents that aren't responsible for the sleepover usually use that sleepover night to do adult stuff at home that they can't do when the kids are home, like watching a horror movie or something.
But the parents sometimes hang out with the other parents when the children are being taken care of by someone else. But it is rare to have all the parents together in a hangout… Ceroba and Dalv find Undyne too "energenic" for their tastes.
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Second question answer:
Sure. But before that, I have to inform you of something. I know that I made a post sometime ago with the idea of making Guardener - Kanako, Clover, and Axis sibling. But that was just an idea that isn't canon to the AU anymore. (Good thing I didn't do anything with that idea.)
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But since you asked for Guardener, I made family trees for the important characters that have appeared in my AU until now. (Lore drops are going to be made.)
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I'm just going to comment on one thing. I decided to name the bunny child that you find in Snowdin's Inn Declan because, in genocide, they are replaced by a decoy. Declan, decoy. Get it?
Third question answer:
That's a joke I've been trying to make for some time. I had ideas to use sunglasses or Chujin's goggles. But I don't have any ideas for pranks that I can make. But that is something they would do in my AU canon.
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Business Aretha Franklin funeral: Ceremony starting late as nation mourns and celebrates the Queen of Soul
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Detroit Free Press staff
Published 2:37 p.m. UTC Aug 31, 2018
Thousands of friends, family, fans, celebrities and dignitaries are paying their final respects today to Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, who died of pancreatic cancer on Aug. 16. 
The service, scheduled to start at 10 a.m., appears to be running late as attendees begin to slowly take their seats.
Doors to the Greater Grace Temple in Detroit sanctuary opened about 8 a.m. to welcome business and political leaders, athletes and others from around the country to the private funeral.
Celebs: Jennifer Hudson, Ariana Grande, Bill Clinton to pay tribute
Franklin will be buried in 24-karat gold plated Promethean casket made of solid bronze. The interior is finished with champagne velvet. Franklin’s title, “Queen of Soul,” and her name “Aretha Franklin” are embroidered in the casket with gold metallic thread. 
She wore red on Tuesday, powder blue on Wednesday, rose gold on Thursday and gold lamé today. 
Franklin’s body arrived at the church earlier this morning in a white 1940 LaSalle hearse. The private funeral, which is being livestreamed, is expected to last at least six hours and has an epic program.
The vintage two-door, three-speed LaSalle made by Cadillac is the same vehicle used to carry the Rev. C.L. Franklin, father of the Queen of Soul, in 1984; David Ruffin, baritone for the Temptations, in 1991; and Rosa Parks, civil rights icon, in 2005.
Speakers: Bill Clinton, Smokey Robinson, the Rev. Jesse Jackson and more
Performers: Ariana Grande, Stevie Wonder, Faith Hill, Jennifer Hudson and more
Funeral details: Key details, what to expect
More: See the epic program for the six-hour event
More: Baptist funeral traditions
Star and dignitaries begin to arrive
The Rev. Jesse Jackson, former Detroit Pistons star and coach Isiah Thomas and 1960s R&B star Martha Reeves were among the first of an expected crowd of celebrities arriving Thursday morning for an hours-long celebration of the forever-reigning Queen of Soul’s life. Jackson is scheduled to speak.
Stevie Wonder and Ariana Grande are among the many performers lined up to sing at the funeral, with other names including Faith Hill, Ronald Isley, Chaka Khan, Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson.
Celebs: Jennifer Hudson, Ariana Grande, Bill Clinton to pay tribute
Lines form early
Lines formed very early Friday morning outside for today’s funeral. Most mourners came dressed in church clothes and carrying folding chairs.
People who lined up last night for an early spot in line found themselves pushed to the middle of the line after police forced the crowd to reorganize from a residential street.
“I was here since 8:30 last night. We were right here, and they pushed us to the back,” said Debra Demmings, 63, of Minneapolis.
Although the service is limited to family members, friends and selected guests, you can  watch it live here on usatoday.com (above). Several broadcast networks will also carry live video. 
Church prepped for funeral
Police officers with dogs went through the church about 7 a.m. Shortly thereafter, nurses, musicians and some VIPs entered the church.   
Among them was Elaine Steele, the longtime spokesperson for Rosa Parks. She said Franklin was extremely supportive of Parks. 
“She was the greatest. She didn’t belong just to us, but she was from us,” Steele said. “We held our heads high and stuck our chests out wide because of her genius and her willingness to share it.” 
Network news teams from NBC, ABC, CBS and Fox News are on platforms facing the church’s side entrance along with set-ups for local news outlets. 
Stars and dignitaries will honor the Queen
Stevie Wonder and Ariana Grande are among the many performers lined up to sing at the funeral, with other names including Faith Hill, Ronald Isley, Chaka Khan, Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson.
Franklin will be honored by various high-profile speakers, including former President Bill Clinton, former U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, Motown star Smokey Robinson, the Rev. Jesse Jackson and Detroit Pistons great Isiah Thomas.
After the funeral, Franklin will be buried at Woodlawn Cemetery, alongside late family members including her father, the Rev. C.L. Franklin.
Read More | https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2018/08/31/aretha-franklin-funeral-live-friends-family-dignitaries-mourn/1155164002/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=amp&utm_campaign=speakable | Detroit Free Press staff
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Published 2:37 p.m. UTC Aug 31, 2018
Thousands of friends, family, fans, celebrities and dignitaries are paying their final respects today to Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, who died of pancreatic cancer on Aug. 16. 
The service, scheduled to start at 10 a.m., appears to be running late as attendees begin to slowly take their seats.
Doors to the Greater Grace Temple in Detroit sanctuary opened about 8 a.m. to welcome business and political leaders, athletes and others from around the country to the private funeral.
Celebs: Jennifer Hudson, Ariana Grande, Bill Clinton to pay tribute
Franklin will be buried in 24-karat gold plated Promethean casket made of solid bronze. The interior is finished with champagne velvet. Franklin’s title, “Queen of Soul,” and her name “Aretha Franklin” are embroidered in the casket with gold metallic thread. 
She wore red on Tuesday, powder blue on Wednesday, rose gold on Thursday and gold lamé today. 
Franklin’s body arrived at the church earlier this morning in a white 1940 LaSalle hearse. The private funeral, which is being livestreamed, is expected to last at least six hours and has an epic program.
The vintage two-door, three-speed LaSalle made by Cadillac is the same vehicle used to carry the Rev. C.L. Franklin, father of the Queen of Soul, in 1984; David Ruffin, baritone for the Temptations, in 1991; and Rosa Parks, civil rights icon, in 2005.
Speakers: Bill Clinton, Smokey Robinson, the Rev. Jesse Jackson and more
Performers: Ariana Grande, Stevie Wonder, Faith Hill, Jennifer Hudson and more
Funeral details: Key details, what to expect
More: See the epic program for the six-hour event
More: Baptist funeral traditions
Star and dignitaries begin to arrive
The Rev. Jesse Jackson, former Detroit Pistons star and coach Isiah Thomas and 1960s R&B star Martha Reeves were among the first of an expected crowd of celebrities arriving Thursday morning for an hours-long celebration of the forever-reigning Queen of Soul’s life. Jackson is scheduled to speak.
Stevie Wonder and Ariana Grande are among the many performers lined up to sing at the funeral, with other names including Faith Hill, Ronald Isley, Chaka Khan, Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson.
Celebs: Jennifer Hudson, Ariana Grande, Bill Clinton to pay tribute
Lines form early
Lines formed very early Friday morning outside for today’s funeral. Most mourners came dressed in church clothes and carrying folding chairs.
People who lined up last night for an early spot in line found themselves pushed to the middle of the line after police forced the crowd to reorganize from a residential street.
“I was here since 8:30 last night. We were right here, and they pushed us to the back,” said Debra Demmings, 63, of Minneapolis.
Although the service is limited to family members, friends and selected guests, you can  watch it live here on usatoday.com (above). Several broadcast networks will also carry live video. 
Church prepped for funeral
Police officers with dogs went through the church about 7 a.m. Shortly thereafter, nurses, musicians and some VIPs entered the church.   
Among them was Elaine Steele, the longtime spokesperson for Rosa Parks. She said Franklin was extremely supportive of Parks. 
“She was the greatest. She didn’t belong just to us, but she was from us,” Steele said. “We held our heads high and stuck our chests out wide because of her genius and her willingness to share it.” 
Network news teams from NBC, ABC, CBS and Fox News are on platforms facing the church’s side entrance along with set-ups for local news outlets. 
Stars and dignitaries will honor the Queen
Stevie Wonder and Ariana Grande are among the many performers lined up to sing at the funeral, with other names including Faith Hill, Ronald Isley, Chaka Khan, Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson.
Franklin will be honored by various high-profile speakers, including former President Bill Clinton, former U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, Motown star Smokey Robinson, the Rev. Jesse Jackson and Detroit Pistons great Isiah Thomas.
After the funeral, Franklin will be buried at Woodlawn Cemetery, alongside late family members including her father, the Rev. C.L. Franklin.
Read More | https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2018/08/31/aretha-franklin-funeral-live-friends-family-dignitaries-mourn/1155164002/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=amp&utm_campaign=speakable | Detroit Free Press staff
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Published 2:37 p.m. UTC Aug 31, 2018
Thousands of friends, family, fans, celebrities and dignitaries are paying their final respects today to Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, who died of pancreatic cancer on Aug. 16. 
The service, scheduled to start at 10 a.m., appears to be running late as attendees begin to slowly take their seats.
Doors to the Greater Grace Temple in Detroit sanctuary opened about 8 a.m. to welcome business and political leaders, athletes and others from around the country to the private funeral.
Celebs: Jennifer Hudson, Ariana Grande, Bill Clinton to pay tribute
Franklin will be buried in 24-karat gold plated Promethean casket made of solid bronze. The interior is finished with champagne velvet. Franklin’s title, “Queen of Soul,” and her name “Aretha Franklin” are embroidered in the casket with gold metallic thread. 
She wore red on Tuesday, powder blue on Wednesday, rose gold on Thursday and gold lamé today. 
Franklin’s body arrived at the church earlier this morning in a white 1940 LaSalle hearse. The private funeral, which is being livestreamed, is expected to last at least six hours and has an epic program.
The vintage two-door, three-speed LaSalle made by Cadillac is the same vehicle used to carry the Rev. C.L. Franklin, father of the Queen of Soul, in 1984; David Ruffin, baritone for the Temptations, in 1991; and Rosa Parks, civil rights icon, in 2005.
Speakers: Bill Clinton, Smokey Robinson, the Rev. Jesse Jackson and more
Performers: Ariana Grande, Stevie Wonder, Faith Hill, Jennifer Hudson and more
Funeral details: Key details, what to expect
More: See the epic program for the six-hour event
More: Baptist funeral traditions
Star and dignitaries begin to arrive
The Rev. Jesse Jackson, former Detroit Pistons star and coach Isiah Thomas and 1960s R&B star Martha Reeves were among the first of an expected crowd of celebrities arriving Thursday morning for an hours-long celebration of the forever-reigning Queen of Soul’s life. Jackson is scheduled to speak.
Stevie Wonder and Ariana Grande are among the many performers lined up to sing at the funeral, with other names including Faith Hill, Ronald Isley, Chaka Khan, Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson.
Celebs: Jennifer Hudson, Ariana Grande, Bill Clinton to pay tribute
Lines form early
Lines formed very early Friday morning outside for today’s funeral. Most mourners came dressed in church clothes and carrying folding chairs.
People who lined up last night for an early spot in line found themselves pushed to the middle of the line after police forced the crowd to reorganize from a residential street.
“I was here since 8:30 last night. We were right here, and they pushed us to the back,” said Debra Demmings, 63, of Minneapolis.
Although the service is limited to family members, friends and selected guests, you can  watch it live here on usatoday.com (above). Several broadcast networks will also carry live video. 
Church prepped for funeral
Police officers with dogs went through the church about 7 a.m. Shortly thereafter, nurses, musicians and some VIPs entered the church.   
Among them was Elaine Steele, the longtime spokesperson for Rosa Parks. She said Franklin was extremely supportive of Parks. 
“She was the greatest. She didn’t belong just to us, but she was from us,” Steele said. “We held our heads high and stuck our chests out wide because of her genius and her willingness to share it.” 
Network news teams from NBC, ABC, CBS and Fox News are on platforms facing the church’s side entrance along with set-ups for local news outlets. 
Stars and dignitaries will honor the Queen
Stevie Wonder and Ariana Grande are among the many performers lined up to sing at the funeral, with other names including Faith Hill, Ronald Isley, Chaka Khan, Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson.
Franklin will be honored by various high-profile speakers, including former President Bill Clinton, former U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, Motown star Smokey Robinson, the Rev. Jesse Jackson and Detroit Pistons great Isiah Thomas.
After the funeral, Franklin will be buried at Woodlawn Cemetery, alongside late family members including her father, the Rev. C.L. Franklin.
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By Karissa Bell2018-07-08 11:00:00 UTC
If you can’t remember the last time you downloaded a new app you loved, you’re long overdue for a home screen refresh.
Luckily, we’re halfway through 2018, and the last six months have been filled with plenty of new apps and games worth your attention. 
While some have already proven to be smash hits, others have flown under the radar. But whether you’re looking for a new game you can’t put down or something to make you more productive, these are the apps that have made the greatest impressions in 2018.  
Camera+ 2
If you’re serious about taking photos with your phone, you’d be well-served by a manual photography app, which gives you more control over the camera’s settings than the iPhone’s stock camera app alone. The original Camera+ was the app that set the standard for what these apps should be. The Sequel, Camera+ 2, is a worthy successor. It has all the same manual controls and advanced editing features of the original, while also making the app faster and easier to navigate. 
$2.99: iOS
Fortnite 
Where do we even start? Fortnite was already a global sensation when Epic Games launched the mobile version just a few months ago. It’s not surprising, then, that it quickly became one of the most popular titles in the App Store, raking in $100 million in its first three months alone. But the mobile version of the game is significant for more than simply being a mega money maker and further enabling our collective Fortnite addiction. It’s also the rare console game that jumped to mobile without sacrificing what made it great. And the app plays nice with other versions of the game, too. 
Free: iOS
Google Lens
Want to know what the future of search looks like? Start with Google Lens. Though it was originally only available to Pixel phones, in June the company launched a standalone Android app for the feature. The app uses your smartphone’s camera to scan the world around you and provide information about the objects it detects. It can scan barcodes, recognize plants and dog breeds, tell you about local landmarks, and provide info on works of art. Some of that may sound gimmicky, but the text-scanning abilities alone make it worth having on your home screen.
Free: Android
Google News
Google launched a completely revamped news app this year, and it’s pretty much a dream come true for news nerds. It lets you dive deep into just about any topic or story you’re interested in, and has power-user features, like personalized content and the ability to save articles to read offline. But its most interesting feature is something called “full picture,” which aims to wipe out Facebook-induced filter bubbles.
Free: iOS, Android
Hole.io
There’s not a lot of nuance to Hole.io. And when I say “not a lot,” I mean pretty much none at all: You have two minutes to drag a hole around a miniature city, eating everything in sight while slowly growing bigger. If you outgrow all the other players, you win. On paper, the game shouldn’t be very good — it’s dead simple, predictable, and filled with obnoxious ads. Yet somehow it’s also unbelievably addicting. So much so that it’s been sitting in the #1 spot in the App Store’s gaming charts for weeks, with more than 10 million downloads.
Free: iOS, Android
Otter Voice Notes 
Anyone who’s spent any time transcribing audio recordings knows just how painful that process can be. And while lots of apps have tried to solve the problem, none have totally cracked it. Otter might. Created by AI Sense, Otter records conversations and generates surprisingly accurate transcriptions. It’s much more than basic speech recognition. The software can learn your voice and distinguish between all the different speakers in a given conversation.
Free: iOS, Android
Pokémon Quest 
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It’s the Pokémon you know and love, but with a more Minecraft-esque look. Pokémon Quest is already a huge hit, even though the app’s been out less than a month. The game puts you on “Tumblecube Island,” which you must explore in order to find items, decorate your camp, and — naturally — compete in battles against other players. The formula isn’t new, but it’s enough to capitalize on the Pokémon fever that started two years ago. Did we mention it’s also kind of adorable?
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