#vacationfail

[aquanomad28]

Monday, March 04, 2024

Had planned for a short three-day vacation away from the city, took an unexpected turn. What was supposed to be a relaxing getaway was disrupted by a car accident on the second day. The accident rendered my car undriveable, forcing me to leave it behind and return to the city by public transportation.

[thespoiledchildsworld]

The first trip Daddy and Mommy ever took me on was to Disney Land. I was in kindergarten, so five years old. I know what you’re thinking, ‘ugh Disney Land?’ I know, right?! There are so many things wrong with that place I don’t even know where to start. Anyway, when they first told me I was like, really excited. I thought that Disney Land was real - that all the princesses were actually straight from the movies, the fairies would float around the park grounds and sparkle real magic dust over you, that I would actually get to see in Minnie Mouse’s real house. Picture this - five-year-old Twinkie arrives at the front doors of Disney Land on a hot July afternoon in LA. Also, side note - does anyone else think LA is like… sticky? All of a sudden I’m standing on Hollywood boulevard with sweaty hair slicked to the back of my next while I walk over cigarette butts and cling to Daddy’s hand for dear life. Back to the point - we walk into Disney… and the structures are made of plastic?! Why does nobody talk about that? The princesses are really good lookalikes AT BEST, not to mention I’m pretty sure I saw Cinderella taking her smoke break. I guess there were some good points about the trip. I do remember enjoying it somewhat even if thinking about how I was fooled boils my blood a bit now - maybe I’m just a cynical big kid now. If I remember correctly, they had some really good food there and their fireworks show was pretty decent. I don’t think I would go as far as calling it ‘world renowned’ but like, I guess it was nice. I couldn’t really hear the music that well though. That’s supposed to be the best part! My suggestion to them is they could probably afford better props and actors if they charged more for tickets. What, like anyone should be able to go? Anyway, when I got back from my trip and returned to school that year, Tina from my class said that her mom took her to Disney World. WORLD? I’m sorry but why is my family settling for the second-best option. Tina said Disney World had FOUR different kingdoms, I actually didn’t believe her until I got home that day and looked it up on Daddy’s work computer. When I found out I cried for like four hours, I was so sad. It’s okay though because Mommy said she would buy me a new iPad if I stopped crying. I guess that was an alright way to make up for it, the bare minimum really. Anyway, my advice to all of you out there is - GO TO DISNEY WORLD! Or not, Universal Studios might be better.

[nowiamawake]

Vakantieblunders

Oops. Who needs a perfect vacation when you can have epic blunders and unforgettable moments?

[gennshaughnessy]

We TRIED to go camping. We did. I woke up with rain dropping in my eye socket, my bed soaking wet from a tent leak, and puddles everywhere. Completely soaked. Heavy Rain in the forecast through Sunday had me like nah… Thankfully my co-pilot, Jack and the hubs weren’t feeling it either. So we packed up and came home to do 8 loads of laundry, and eat on and off for the next few days until I’m completely sick of pasta and potato salads. #vacation #moffitneach #vacationfail #rainraingoaway #yorkiesofinstagram (at Moffit Beach State Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ1978rreZk/?utm_medium=tumblr

[airflashmls]

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[cuddlesandrage]

That sweet back from vacation feeling... #work #coworker #vacation #vacationfail #egg #stress #cuddlesandrage #diorama #office #workday #desk #polymerclay #miniature #clayfood #comic #miniatures #handmade

[lisapomerantzster]

The week that was... different https://wp.me/p50RX3-12V #ablogginggoodtime #blogcrush #brilliantblogposts ##fabfridaypost #kcacols #shankyoupets #thatfridaylinky #vacationfail #germs #glasshalffull #highlightsofhappy #humor #iphonephotography #lifewithgirls #momfave #parenting #socialinphilly #wordpress #yiddish #crapforluck #petsofinstagram #magicofstorytelling #oyvey #myremedy (at Mount Airy, Pennsylvania)

[awkwardblackblogger-blog]

Yikes! #thirteenreasonswhy you should pay attention! #vacationfail #accidentshappens #yikes #ohmygoodness #waterfall #libertyhighschool #sheneedsomemilk #awkwardblackblogger #lifesucks #vsg #vsgfamily #swimsuitseason #help #blackgirlmagic

[loneviolist]

In the space of a day, I've gone from 'aww yiss I snorkeled for the first time' to 'aww yiss I put some tights on'. Don't fall over, kids, it's not worth it. . . . . . . . . . . . #holiday #holidayfail #fail #vacation #vacationfail #sprain #injury #ankle #tights #feet #france #marseille #pale #minimal #clean #couldbeworse via Instagram http://ift.tt/2w5rWYH

[momfailhashtag]

@epicfaildrone: RT @whitscottjones: When you forget to turn off your alarm on vacation and now your daughter is up at 6 AM. #momfail #vacationfail #epicfail

http://twitter.com/epicfaildrone

[craychapman]

Four day weekend mini-vacation. What do I do with it? Get super sick, of course! Why else would I pay $6 on a teeny pack of saltines? #losttime #somuchtodo #vacationfail http://ift.tt/2lW52Rm

[lisapomerantzster]

The week that was... different https://wp.me/p50RX3-12V #ablogginggoodtime #blogcrush #brilliantblogposts ##fabfridaypost #kcacols #shankyoupets #thatfridaylinky #vacationfail #germs #glasshalffull #highlightsofhappy #humor #iphonephotography #lifewithgirls #momfave #parenting #socialinphilly #wordpress #yiddish #crapforluck #petsofinstagram #magicofstorytelling #oyvey (at Mount Airy, Pennsylvania)

[fatherethanonfire]

Hangry Ethan drowning his sorrows in the bottom of a bag at DFW. What a hellish time trying to get back to Chicago from Miami in time for the baptism and quinceañera tomorrow. Storms in Dallas meant getting diverted to Austin, sitting on the tarmac while the Dallas airport was closed, flying back to Dallas where it is complete pandemonium--and virtually no food for the last 12 hours. Not pretty.Last flight back to Chicago delayed until midnight, getting in at 2:15 am. #sooverit #doritos #vacationfail #makingmemories #stresseating #junkfood #apriestslife #instapriest #eatingmyfeelings #hangry (at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnc4K3SgLzrsLtXx7YRa5NI5KVnAMMnWNeB-CU0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5nrj8zngo8y4

[momfailhashtag]

@whitscottjones: When you forget to turn off your alarm on vacation and now your daughter is up at 6 AM. #momfail #vacationfail #epicfail

http://twitter.com/whitscottjones

[shin-vacationsmode-blog]

Even in vacations bad things can happen...like the car overheating and decided it doesn't want to go back home....and then you wait 4hours for the tow truck to come and get you