Way more Trolls 3 Incorrect quotes while we still wait for the movie
Halloween Edition!!! 🎃👻💀
Poppy: Branch I thought you were gonna decorate the house for Halloween?
Branch: I am
Poppy: but there’s just pictures of John Dory everywhere
Branch: you said you wanted scary decorations
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Keith: trick or yeet?
Branch: what?
Keith: yeet it is *throws himself out the window*
Branch: what the?!-
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Clay: cheer up John Dory! It’s Spooky season!
John Dory: everyday is spooky season when your haunted by your life choices
Clay: …
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Velvet: if they’re any spirts out tonight, tell me, does this sound like Shakira? *sings off key*
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*Aven and Shallow getting chased by an Ax wielding murder*
Aven: why are we the ones getting chased?
Shallow: your gay, I count as a jock in way, we’re always getting killed first!
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Barb: Halloween is my favorite holiday
Poppy: because of the costumes?
Barb: because you can trespass on strangers' property and make non-negotiable demands
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Viva: stop using plastic skeletons! It’s bad for the environment!
Clay: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly
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Poppy: what do you wanna be for Halloween?
Crimp: respected
Floyd: appreciated
Branch: at peace
Poppy: …I was gonna be a cat
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Veneer: I’m gonna go as the scariest thing ever
Velvet: what’s that?
Veneer: you
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Clay: how are you gonna carve a giant pumpkin?
Spruce: the same way I make onion rings *grabs chainsaw*
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One of Spruce’s kids: *points at bat stickers* look, it’s f**king bats, I love Halloween
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Val *singing*: do you wanna carve a pumpkin? It doesn’t have to be a pumpkin
Holly: what else are we gonna carve? A body?
Val: what are you a cop or something?
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Hi Tumblr friends who don't have DA! This is the next adition to the Friend Crush series. Enjoy!
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Things overheard in Troll Village
creek, to branch: that’s the fourth time this week you’ve brought up cannibalising me. should i be worried?
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chenille: so, needless to say, satin peed on me…
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guy diamond: wow! this heineken has such a smooth finish!
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cooper: do you think i can fit an entire orange in my mouth?
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branch: if i hear cloud guy sing hamilton in the shower one more time, i’m joining him in the shower so i can drown him.
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clay: someone just gave me a free cake! should i be worried?
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val: how did they manage to get that in BOTH stalls?
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branch: how much caffeine is poisonous? asking for myself, i’m actually worried.
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poppy, faintly as though yelled from a distance: can you hand me my swiss rolls? my head spins if i sit up!
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hickory: well actually, marxism is— [anguished yelling from multiple trolls]
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john dory: why is clay sitting in a box in the hallway with his sweater romper over his head?
viva: stress.
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bruce: let bob ross caress your happy little struggles away.
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barb, about some other troll: he talks like he thinks the world is waiting with bated breath to hear what he thinks about fight club.
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floyd: [screaming in harmony with a vacuum]
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