#valrendil

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Arch Mage Valrendil: Dammit, J'zargo!

J'zargo: What?! It wasn't me!

Arch Mage Valrendil: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Onmund!

Onmund: Not me either.

Arch Mage Valrendil: Oh... Then who set the library on fire?

Brelyna: *whistles*

[heathenhole]

Wispmother Cock Block - Svana Titanborn S2.5 EP52 Elder Scrolls Online Gameplay

Quest: Preparing and defeating the Wisp Mother from the Questline Whispers of the Wisps.

Full Episode Synopsis: We talk to Xijai-Teel in preparation to face off with the Wisp Mother. We have broken down the fact that she is behind all the shenanigans in the hist. We gather 2 pieces to create a prison; fragmented stopper and a fragmented urn. Totes imitates an ant eater. Xijai-Teel attempts the ritual and Svana stands around with a  stick up her waahoo. The second attempt works fine. Svana Titanborn heads over to the cave and confronts Valrendil. He was very steadfast in his ideals behind his wife being reborn. But flip flops once he is pressed. Svana prepares for the battle, and it is honestly anti-climactic. All is done, we give the high elf the news and move on.

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Valrendil: The pros and cons of dating me.

Valrendil: Pros: You'll be the cute one.

Valrendil: Cons: Holy shit where do I begin

Mjoll: Yes, I'll go out with you

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Valrendil: I love you.

Mjoll: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Valrendil and Mjoll start kissing*

Marcurio, to Talen Jei: You owe me 20 septims.

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Arch Mage Valrendil: What did you three do?

Onmund:

Brelyna:

J'zargo:

Arch Mage Valrendil: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the jarl again or not.

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Valrendil: I’ve said “I love you” to very few people in my life.

Valrendil: My siblings, Mjoll, my horse...and Rumarin that one time, because I was drunk and it was dark and I thought he was Mjoll.

Rumarin, distantly: I LOVE YOU TOO, VAL!

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Mjoll: And then I just pinned him down to the ground.

Valrendil: That'll teach him. 

Valrendil: *muttering under his breath* Lucky bastard. 

Mjoll: What? 

Valrendil: Can you give me a demonstration?

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Elenwen: Estormo, keep an eye on Ancano. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Estormo: Sure, I’d love to see Ancano get punched.

Elenwen: Try again.

Estormo, sighing: I will stop Ancano from getting punched.

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Elenwen: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Ancano: Is it me, Lady Elenwen?

Elenwen: No, it’s not you.

Ondolemar: Is it me, First Emissary?

Elenwen: It’s not you either.

Halidur: Is it me, Elenwen?

Elenwen:

Elenwen, mockingly: iS iT mE, eLeNwEn?

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Valrendil: Look, Ancano, I know we don’t get along.

Ancano: [scoffs] Yeah we sure as fuck don’t.

Valrendil: Shut up. I brought you a gift as a peace offering.

Ancano: What is it?

Valrendil: [handing it to him] Here, it’s a bath bomb. You just throw it into the bath when you need to relax.

Ancano:

Ancano: This is a toaster.

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Brelyna: What's it like being tall?

Tolfdir: Is it nice?

Marcella: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Valrendil: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

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Valrendil: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Ancano: I’m pretending you’re in jail.

Valrendil: ...why?

Ancano: It’s very therapeutic for me.

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Valrendil: Why are we lying on the ground?

Roggi: You were knocked unconscious when you tried to fight that giant so I lied down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin

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Valrendil: Why does Elda hate us?

Rumarin: She's obviously homophobic

Valrendil: Rumarin, we're not gay.

Rumarin: Are you sure about that?

Valrendil: ...

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Mjoll: Who hurt you?

Valrendil [sarcastically]: You want a list?

Mjoll: *cracks knuckles* Yep. If you could organize them from “closest to me” to “farthest away from me”, that would save me a lot of time.

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*J'Zargo and Onmund practicing Destruction spells downstairs*

Arch Mage Valrendil: Ah another beautiful morning hearing the pitter patter of explosions SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP FOR ONCE

Brelyna: Arch Mage, why are you so frustrated?

Arch Mage Valrendil: Because I am the parent of children that I DIDN’T HAVE