#vamp kyle

[soggyfruit0]

brah is evil

[sillycqt]

slightly older toolvamp art :3

[angel-gone-south]

I want anything with vampire kyle please 😋😋😋😋😋🥺🥺🥺🥺I give you freedom king

-🖌 anon

Vampire!Kyle x Reader

what a yummy fucking thought

°•. ☾ .•°

Oh fuck if you thought Butters was grabby think again.

Kyle is possessive. Nobody else is allowed to drink from you. His.

He would much prefer you to eat kosher, but he’ll take what he can get in South Park…

It really depends on you but I think he would be absolutely coddling. Treating you and pampering you and everything.

He needs you so he tries desperately to make you need him the same way.

Introducing you to his mom ASAP. She’d love you, just for making her “boubie” happy.

Always tutoring you. But whenever he does he needs to have hands on you. Like I said. Grabby.

Definitely not whiny like Butters but that doesn’t make him quiet either.

Probably grunts and tells you how good you taste every. damn. time.

Pulls you into dark corners sometimes to steal kisses, because he loves you.

Although he will nick your lips with his fangs on purpose so he can spend some extra time sucking face with you……

Kicks my feet. Yeah.

[fennecfiree]

Art trade with @bigeggeaterjustsaying !!! :)

[transgenderpark]

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[1moreoffkeyanthem]

ok love ur hunger games au!! have you ever considered doing a twilight, its my favorite book series, and think they’re so many opportunities for a love triangle there!! if not do you have any vampires fics recommendations or in the works?? on a03 or tumblr idcccc lol also idc if its a oneshot or long, or unfinished, didn’t know if i have to specifically, sorry this is so long lol

DUDE FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU!!! The Hunger Games au WILL be updated at some point soon it’s just so painful to know what I’m gonna put everyone through in it so ngl I kinda psyched myself out (as I have said I’m a wimp when it comes to angst) but I SWEAR it won’t get abandoned it’ll just come slowly (yes this is bc I wanna fuck Stan up in the arena I’m not sorry I am going to write the SHIT out of the Cave Scenes)

And I agree that a twilight au would absolutely EAT!!! I do enjoy twilight and I could write an ESSAY on the Twilight-ification of the hunger games specifically love triangle wise and how much I DESPISE the mainstream media for doing that, but I’m honestly not that big into twilight or vampire stuff in general. HOWEVER!!!

I may or may not have seen some art of vampire Kyle and priest Craig that perhaps got me thinkin… (I’ve never written vamp kyle but I am always an enjoyer of pastorcraig so I might have to try sum out)

I do have some recs with Twilight adjacent shit bc it’s me and ofc I got recs for just about everything.

*As Long As I Have You by iksvolforb WAREWOLF STAN!!! oh my god this is just such a sweet oneshot dude it’s a slay

*sleep tight by startwithsnail STICK OF TRUTH where Stan is a warewolf it’s ADORABLE

*Lick Your Wounds by alister312 DEADASS ONE OF MY FAVORITE KYSTOPHE FICS! We got vamp! Kyle and it’s a quick read just such a perfect pairing for Ky as a vampire!

*something borrowed by wizardmonex another stick of truth ofc VAMP KYLE!

*bitten, smitten- what’s the difference? by sansxfuckyou VAMPIRE HUNTER MYSTERION k2 holy shit this is such a fun oneshot!!! (I def recommend all their k2 fics)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK I love getting asked especially for recommendations bc I BE READING CONSTANTLY (I have no life and I sleep about as much as Tweek tbh so I’m constantly on ao3) if anyone has recs for this anon pls drop em!

Also I will totally be the rec dealer if y’all got any requests!!! I’m always down to be insane abt sp fanfiction!

[coughincandy]

vamp kid kyle????

[gatorlovebot]

promised my baby @ghosts-cyphera i'd write some more vampire gaz and i couldn't get this first meeting out of my head

you met him at a house show, introduced to you through a friend of a friend. his costume for the halloween themed show was cheesy, but he did put in more effort than most of the guys in attendance. his dracula cape looked like it came from party city and the widows peak on his forehead was crudely drawn on. but what really caught your eyes were the fangs.

they didn't look like the bulky spirit halloween fangs that you would fit over your real teeth. they looked so natural, fit right in with the rest of his teeth perfectly. his smile was fucking gorgeous, you couldn't deny it. he was charming, his accent smooth and eye contact steady as he asked you questions about yourself, genuinely trying to get to know you. it caught you off guard a little bit, meeting someone wasn't really on your mind going into tonight but you weren't going to rebuff his attention.

when the music started you two ended up drifting away from each other. you joining your friends closer to the stage and him chatting with some people along the back wall. when your eyes finally met over the crowd, you have to tell yourself that the red eyes staring back at you must be a trick of the lights.

[fayoftheforest]

vampire kyle & historic antisemitism

DISCLAIMER: this post is not intended to incite drama or discourse, I simply want to share my thoughts on a complex topic. Just because I’m Jewish does not mean I speak for the entire community. We’re not a monolith, there is great diversity of opinion among us, discussion and debate is a beloved part of our culture, etc etc :) ok on with the post!

But wait, Fay, I hear you interject. Vampires aren’t even real! How can they be sayin’ stuff about Jews? Well, my dear friends, I have some rather grave news for you: much of pop culture is Sayin’ Stuff About The Jews. And very little of it is positive :/

I’ll quote Jewish author Deke Moulton to establish the basic links between vampires and antisemitism:

The problem is tied to the conspiracy called the blood libel. If you’re not familiar with it, the blood libel started in Medieval Europe in the 12th century and claimed that Jewish people needed the blood of Christian children to make our Passover matzoh. For context, Jewish people are prohibited from consuming blood at all – we will salt kosher meat to draw out blood. Despite being very old and very wrong, the blood libel idea still persists today (albeit usually with slightly less obvious framing).

There is also a common trope of vampires operating through a secret, worldwide council that often governs ‘vampire affairs’ but also may dabble in controlling other aspects of the world’s governments. While some people can see a similarity to the Catholic Church, often times this calls upon the antisemitic trope of the ‘cabal’—that Jews secretly run the entire world (which is another strange antisemitic trope, as Judaism doesn’t have any central religious figure like the Pope). The word ‘cabal’ itself is a bastardization of the word kabbalah, a form of Jewish mysticism. If you combine this with a trope of vampires hoarding large amounts of money (especially gold?), you’re using yet another antisemitic trope that says Jewish people control the world’s banks.

Even things like being adverse to the sunlight can have antisemitic implications – the early Church claimed that, because in Judaism days start at sundown and thus our time of worship happens at night, that gathering at night to worship was proof of us being evil and satanic.

So, all vampires are bad and wrong, and vampire Kyle AUs are a hatecrime, and everyone who’s ever done one should go straight to jail, right?

Well. No.

Because really, it should be noted that this extract is from an interview on Moulton’s novel “Don’t Want To Be Your Monster,” a book which not only features blood-sucking vampires, but a blood-sucking Jewish vampire. Interesting, interesting... it's almost as if this topic is nuanced or something 🤔

Many iconic vampires are based on antisemitic stereotypes. Perhaps most famous is Dracula, with curly hair and a hooked nose, is an Eastern European immigrant who has the intentions of “infecting” British society. Another example is Nosferatu, who also has an exaggerated hooked nose, is thin, pale and hunched, and is topped by a skull cap. There are modern exceptions to this trend, though! Twilight comes to mind. Edward Cullen is far more inspired by Stephanie Meyer’s Mormonism than Judaism as a whole. Explained so aptly by The Quietus, “As vampiric portrayals become more positive, they tend to also become less connected to Jewish representation.” Come on, you guys >:( Jewishness can be hot and sexy too, I swear!!

From what I’ve seen of Vamp!Kyle AUs, portrayals tend to lean more towards the mysterious and alluring Cullen-type than the bad-to-the-bone Dracula. Ultimately, I think this is what redeems our fandom’s vampire Kyle. Because crucially, whilst vampires can be antisemitic, they are not innately antisemitic. When you show Kyle brooding behind his high-collars and flashing toothy grins at his love interest, it’s not typically symbolic of the ultimate evil that we are expected to fear and ridicule. It's intended to be cute, or cool, or hot, or whatever.

My advice is thus: if you want to make something deeper or complex with the AU, just have a think about what you’re using his vampiric traits to represent. Are you drawing from unfortunate stereotypes or feeding into antisemitic fears? Are you validating or justifying the “othering” or ostracisation of Jewish people from wider society? You could consider finding a Jewish beta/sensitivity reader, if that’s accessible to you. But generally speaking, so long as you’re not presenting Kyle as an all-powerful predator to pure, innocent Christian society, I reckon you’re probably alright :)

[death-dott]

New ot3 unlocked

[suishane]

A couple of doodles :)

[opalescentcosmo]

vampire kyle :3

[rotteneldritchhorror]

hello welcome to the nightmare polycule (this was so fucking difficult to arrange you dont understand- i wanted to connect thomas and bradley as QPPs but i cant be fucked at this point lol)

wtf is this? its the monster of polyamory that my ships turn into because i turn my multishipping into polyam shipping like an insane person and now its turned into this

this'll probably have to be updated at some point but fuck it, this is the best youre gonna get

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

i was looking through my sketchbook and i found a bunch of doodles i didn’t post. So, hereeee

it’s not a lot but i thought they were cute

[viveela]

Matching costume doodle

[mxviko]

Vampire vampire vampire-

This was a one off post originally, but! I decided for this idea I had I could “continue” it. For spooky.