#vel generators

[movietimegirl]

I would like to take a moment to thank the Andor cast, crew, and team for creating a masterpiece of a show and a gut-punch of a final. I had an awesome time watching Cassian and the other characters go through their arcs. This is one of the greatest Star Wars shows this year, heck, maybe of all time. And everyone deserves an Emmy for leveing such an impact.👏🏾

Cassian may be gone, but his legacy lives on 👀✨️

[bikananjarrus]

bad timing.

(sequel to this post)

bonus:

[gloriousmonsters]

velvette and valentino absolutely both have their own money, in excess, but will ask vox to buy them things partly because they like being spoiled and partly because they know vox is (secretly, he thinks) delighted by playing the exasperated guy who can be cajoled into buying you something just this once, but you'd better not try the puppy eyes and kisses again next time, it won't work! (it continues to work, always.) it makes him feel very masculine

[serenagrey]

I read Tony Gilroy’s comments in EW about Cinta’s death and well the carelessness of her death feels so meta, this part at the end is textbook fridging:

I understand the narrative perspective—but I would hope at the very least the showrunner wouldn’t characterize the death of a queer woc as “luggage” for a white queer character to carry

[syn0vial]

some snapshots of boba fett being a socially anxious mess in legacy of the force

facing some of the galaxy's most ruthless and hardened killers in combat? no problem 👌 having a heartfelt conversation in a room with friends and family? RUN!! 🏃🏃

"am i allowed to call my best friend by his first name when we're at his house? if i get the answer wrong, it is equivalent to me stepping on a landmine and exploding btw"

the thought of having anything like a family or social circle is terrifying to him. loneliness is a much more familiar and thus comfortable experience.

this is a sad one. trying to interact with other people in a way that isn't predicated on violence (whether for or to them) feels so alien and daunting to fett that he feels like he's incapable of it. (it's also one of the many moments in which fett is an unreliable narrator of his own character development bc what do you think you've been doing for the past three books, idiot)

and finally, one of the (several) moments in the series that implies he usually relies on beviin and/or medrit to handle daunting social interactions for him :`) he's very lucky to have them!

[vellichorsdesire]

i know most of my selfship art comes off as lazy because i barely color and render them because i don’t usually have the time or energy to do so but i promise i’m doing my best and i hope you guys still like blue hydrangeas…

[lilydoesdrawsometimes]

Is this just a Thierry fan page? ....

I refuse to answer that question

A-a-nnyways - pathetic wet cat of a man

Thierry belongs to @vellichorom (if you somehow didn't know)

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Love how Vox and Velvette seem to alternate between portraying themselves as the ‘head’ of their little trio, with Velvette referring to herself as “the backbone of the Vees” and Vox plastering his logo over everything and vehemently denying Alastor's insinuation that he couldn't go on without the other two.

And meanwhile, like… Hells entire cinematic industry seems to mostly centre around porn.

Like, I'm sure there are other films out there (Blitzø has apparently seen Shrek) but the “cinephiles” are all off watching “award winning demon bukkake shows”. And I'd be very surprised if the internet porn industry wasn't also pretty big.

Outside the main three Vees, Angel Dust appears to be the figure most associated with their brand. Not any of Velvette's models or Vox's stars. And posters of Angel appear in the Lust Ring in Ozzies, implying that Val's influence extends outside Pride, something that doesn't seem to be the case for the other Vees.

And the whole reason Vox had to hire Sir Pentious to spy on the hotel is because Val hires so many people that all the randos on the street who might be looking for a quick buck were already working for him. Given how sex-obsessed the culture is generally (and considering that for every pornstar Val hires, he's also going to need several camera people, sound people, set designers, editors, etc.) Val could easily qualify as the biggest employer in Pride.

And if he owns even a fraction of those souls, he'd probably be one of the most powerful Overlords with or without the other two backing him up.

And that's not even getting into the age thing!

All the Media Demons seem to be loosely associated with the era when their chosen form of media got popular.

Vel is the social media demon, and one of the youngest Overlords, seeming to have died in the '10s. Vox is the TV demon and supposedly died in the 1950s. Alastor is the Radio Demon and died in the 1930s.

Photographic porn first became a big thing in the late 1800s. Val's style of dress to me loosely indicates 1910s or 1920s. If we're sticking with the established pattern then Valentino could well be older than Alastor.

What I'm saying is: the reason Valentino seems so much less concerned with the image and branding of the Vees compared to the other two might not just be him being dumb and impulsive.

From his perspective, the whole Vee thing might just be something his boyfriend and best friend are invested in, that he just kinda puts up with (and, heck, probably finances) because it makes them happy and gets him out of Overlord meetings.

Out of the three of them, Val may actually be the one who would be most able to go it alone, and the one who is the main source of their power. Possibly the only reason Vox and Vel even get to argue over who is the top dog in the group is because the actual top dog is too busy with his real business to give much of a shit about their fun side project.

[luthanraels-bignaturals]

How I think different Andor characters would do in a Saw trap

Cassian: the kind of guy to waste 80% of the given time yelling for help and trying to struggle/seduce his way out. but he’d definetly lock in, and become the most efficient trap solver in the galaxy at the last five minutes, survives

Luthen: space john kramer bails him out about halfway through because he likes the cut of his jib. they become grandpa friends, and play chess and complain together every weekend

Syril: spends 80% of his time paralyzed with fear. tries to saw off his limbs, amputates the wrong one and somehow dies in a way completely unrelated to the Saw trap with more than half an hour left on the timer

Cinta: tries to lubricate her bindings with blood. bites the bullet and saws off her own leg when it becomes apparent that won’t work. regrows it by the end of the week

Bix: headbanging and thrashing throughout the entire ordeal and probably after as well, probably survives covered in blood and vicsera (hers of otherwise)

Brasso: never put in a Saw trap

Mon Mothma: dies after trying to negotiate with Jigsaw through a prerecorded message

Nemik: you guys aren’t going to like me for this one but his ass is not surviving. he’s maybe 120 pounds soaking wet even if he manages to saw off an arm the blood loss gets him before he leaves the room

Skeen: accepts it. this might as well happen, not the worst situation he’s ever been in

Vel: tries to preform the surgery but her hands are so shaky at the beginning she accidentally severs a major artery. 50% chance she locks in Cassian style and escapes, 50% chance that her nerves make it impossible to do anything

Dedra: if her trap requires cutting someone else open she passes with flying colors, and is declining jigsaw’s apprenticeship offer within the hour. if her head’s on the chopping block she starts crying and sobbing

do you guys have any idea how hard it is to make these original when the entire show hinges on all the characters being pragmatic

[hiemaldesirae]

Arrax here; I want Vox's full out demon form to be some horrifying eldritch being, like...I dunno maybe Vox's form is Vox's electricity--omly his, his Cyan electricity that the city uses.

Like, Vox gets shot with an angelic bullet and he falls. Everyone thinks he's dead, and yest Vox's employees are still fighting. The Vox's screen lights up, as does every single screen in the surrounding area, and you hear this draconic, viscous snarl and using all 8 screens that are around him, fully demonic Vox breaks out, and he terrifies everyone.

oh, thats a very interesting concept!!. my favourite ever FULL full demon form of vox comes from RHTVS, where he has (technically...) two full demon forms, one as a giant white electricity beast and another being like this giant kaiju mecha

i have seen gorgeous depictions of voxs demon form such as a giant mecha-shark hybrid, but i like imagining him close to the devils from csm. (actually, this kind of correlates with your hc too)

something like a cross between the gun devil and the falling devil, where he's still somewhere "close" to an approximation of a human body (bc for some reason, vox just strikes me as the type of person to cling onto what human parts of himself he still has. might just be me tho), but built up of a mixture of mechanical wires, electricity, and the souls under his contracts. id imagine like the gun devil, many many many fucking television screens would be incorporated onto his body.

also, in the situation youve posed, i cant help but imagine a scenario where vox never told anyone about this form before, and everyone (even the vees!) truly thought he might be dead for a moment, the power around hells pride ring slowly flickering and crashing as his opponents revel in having taken down one of prides top overlords- before they start screaming. limbs start to burn from an overwhelming amount of static electricity in the air, a smell of ozone and burnt bits wafting through the streets of the entertainment district as vox reaches forward with arms constructed of pure electricity and strings of wiring, pulling forward until he stands up, form flickering with static and power. every broadcast flicks on, and the unfortunate sinners too weak to resist the pulls of their screen are pulled in toward him until he consumes them too, fueling him with only more ammunition for the fires.

[andorshitdaily]

Wandor Wednesday Wars #7 - Round One

DRINKING CONTEST - WHO WOULD WIN?

What are the rules? Whatever you want, it's literally just drinking.

[xxbittersweetsanctuaryxx]

If you look like a sad emo boy from 2007 with eyeliner and a flair for dramatic sighs, you’ve already stolen my heart. Extra points if you can make me laugh and would definitely kill someone… but like, only for me. I want matching piercings and outfits so coordinated people ask if we share a brain cell. This isn’t just dating—it’s a partnership in crime and eyeliner. Applications open. Clinginess and chaos guaranteed.

[lillytalons]

I need a talented gif maker (or any gif maker I have no idea how to do it, mad respect for y’all) to make a collection of all the times cassian has saved someone, ending with the ‘of course it’s you’ or whatever Kleya says

[sakuraandscales]

<3 Adam

"Pretty sure she's gonna laugh at me if I ever said anything but...." Adam coughed into his fist before rubbing the back of his neck. "...Look, Surge is fucking gorgeous she already knows that. I'm drawn to gals with confidence I know that. And lately...I WISH I was as bold as she was. But I care too much to go full rogue... the last thing I want is to be in a fight against my friends. I can't match Vel the way I am now. Tch... that means Surge is out of my league. I've learned ro keep my mouth shut. It's enough that she tolerates me..."

[cvscraftgen]

Vel V. Lisuthea

“I'm doing this because it's you.”

About the Character:

Vel is a character from the first generation, making an appearance in the second. She is cursed by immortality, and the red from the Nether that follows her where ever she goes. Spending her time wandering aimlessly, occasionally building things she knows she'll never finish here and there, she quietly watches others on the sidelines as the world slowly comes to an end.

About the Player:

The player's name also happens to be Vel

The only active American on the server

Needs a gun

Mugged by a Witch behind the Courthouse

Got jumped inside Mel's bank by Skeletons and Zombies

Mel's response to that "SENT THE HOMELESS BACK TO UNDERTOWN WHERE THEY BELONG"

Vel (The Player) was accused of stealing from Zyn. The true culprit was Sonoya.

Art done by: @velvsuki

[grimgrinnrs]

Honestly need him to get with Velvette more often.