#velvette is so real

[moonloonich]

he doesn't care about coffee

[invader-reggie]

HEAR ME OUT!!

What about...

Vox x velvette x alastor poly???

Radiostatic qpr type relationship with romance positive alastor as vox's boyfriend and Vox as Alastor's 'special' friend

Voxvel as boyfriend/girlfriend

Alastor/velvette as besties who make fun of poor vox and gossip with Rosie

Am I the only one who sees the vision??

🚨New ship alert🚨

[theprestigegirly]

i don’t know what possessed me to make this but this is all i could think about when i saw this text post 😭

the original post 😭 @celestial-artisan i just had to draw this

[somebody58]

Ya'll, I'm back with another hazbin hotel pet headcanon. The Vees have a parrot. You can't tell me otherwise. Velvette probably taught it a shit ton of tricks to post on her sinstagram. Vox definitely taught it how to say his slogans. And Valentino just taught it a ton of swear words. Sometimes Velvette wakes up to the parrot yelling 'Trust us with your safety motherfucker' and she regrets every decision she made in her life. But at the same time, she regrets not catching it on camera. Does the bird wreak havoc on the place? Yes. Do the Vees do that already though? Yes.

[xlovely-liviix]

**The Vee's at the beach** Velvette: *relaxing in the water* Valentino: *walks out in an absolutely girly pop swimsuit.* Vox: *sits in a beach chair.* Valentino: Voxy~ Why don't you join me and Vel in the water~? Vox: Yeah, no. I'm good. Valentino: C'mon Voxy~ Vox: No... Valentino: Ugh, you're no fun... **A while later** Valentino: *evil cackling* Velvette: oh, what is this bitch up to? Valentino: *goes over to Vox, picking him up out of the chair* Vox: Hey! What the- put me down!! Valentino: *goes over to the water, throwing Vox in.* Velvette: *records (like the queen she is)* Vox: *literally dying, static popping and everything, before his screen just shuts off* Valentino: Shit, I broke him. VELVETTE I BROKE HIM!! WHAT DO I DO?! Velvette: *shrugs* I dunno, put him in rice or something. **Two seconds later** *gigantic bowl of rice spawns from Valentino's literal ass crack* Valentino: *puts Vox in a bowl of rice* SPEAK TO ME, VOXY!!! Vox: *literally dead*

[fuxkfacefave]

The way that none of them have real names, like you get to hell and pick a new name immediately, I love it so much

I love them

[hypervoxel]

Writing VoxVal from Velvette's POV is so fun, I should just write my entire fic from her POV. I should just make Velvette fic. Forget these men (gn)

[boakoas]

fake ss! she’s addicted to the gossip

i’ve been wanting to do this for a while cus i kinda want to do more stuff that’s actually interesting yk

[sowheresmyroom]

Just two kinda-maybe-girlfriends hanging out lookin cute this Valentine's Day

(version without the text and emojis below the cut)

[gloriousmonsters]

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

One for the Vees, because they're occupying roughly 80% of my brainspace right now - Vox almost never shares anything about his living years, and assumed Valentino was also committed to keeping secrets in a masculine fashion because he never shared, but the truth is that Val tends to reciprocate with exactly the same level of sharing his conversational partner is putting out.

So when Velvette, who might not like to talk about the worst parts but sees no reason to not share casually about her life, joined the mix, Vox just walks in on them one day sprawled on the couch with a Hell bootleg version of a Tarantino movie on low as Valentino's telling Velvette about how yeah he moved to California in his late 20s and tried to get into films but it didn't work out and how he did have a girlfriend once but it ended badly and that might have something to do with the fact his last words were 'oh please, like you'd actually shoot me' and Vox is still just standing there like. I barely knew your family was from Puerto Rico how did this happen

In general Velvette was a godsend for Vox in the department of Gathering Valentino Data because who needs to 'talk' to your 'business partner with a bunch of question marks and hearts doodled around the word' when you can just spy on their conversations with someone else 👍

[autistic-katara]

honestly love how Velvette is a better representation of teenagers than 99% of the characters from teen dramas

[hellsbroadcaster]

Someone told me I had a bad attitude a few weeks ago and like I won’t deny it I def do. But it’s only when it’s warranted. Like ppl think being a bitch is their personality trait but for me it’s my protection. I only show my bad side if you’ve somehow gotten yourself on it. Which is hard to do cuz I’m way more forgiving than I should be. (But ya know therapy ♥️)

Cuz ppl really be fucking acting up and think cuz a little time pass it’s okay to accept their disrespect

I will respond the same way you come at me. For example, there was an accident on my way to work and we had to wait for cars to move and this car behind with those bright asss LED light kept honking at me to move but there were still cars coming and I wasn’t about to move and risk getting hit by someone stupid

I put my car in park and rolled my window down and flicked them off 😭and then when I finally saw a chance to move I went but like !!! It’s too early to be testing me yall

[introvertgoat]

the way velvette could easily be a monster high character …. GET HER THERE STAT AMONG OTHER FASHION QUEENS 😍🙏

[helluvapoison]

jealousy, jealousy

˚✧₊⁎ The Vees ⁎⁺˳✧༚

warnings: violence, off page murdah, suggestive themes, possessive behavior

18+ only

watch out for red flags in real life and read at your own discretion ♡

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˚✧₊⁎ Vox ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• The least jealous of the three, but that doesn’t say much, does it?

• Running an enterprise goes hand in hand with being an Overlord. Vox prides himself on being everywhere at once but he knows his limits. If wants to keep this cushy life he built, and you safe, he can’t spread himself too thin. That means occasionally cutting back on distractions

• So go out, have your fun— playtoys even! He’s not worried. Vox has literal eyes on you 24/7, access to your phone and all its contents, your lifeline is constantly synced to his peripherals. Really! He’s not worried!

• The problem arises when Vox feels threatened or undermined. If he’s in the same room, no one should even be looking at you! And if some sorry soul dared to touch you!? That’d be the last time they have hands

• “I’ve been looking for you!” He says from behind as his claws creep around your shoulders. He’ll ignore the Sinner, bringing your attention to him as security drags them away. You don’t need to know how jealous he can get

˚✧₊⁎ Velvette ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• Sharing, shockingly, is not in her vocabulary! Not outfits, not credit, not the spotlight and fucking especially not you

• You’re her favorite project, she so lovingly calls you, which is a giant compliment. She dresses you every day so if— for some hellish reason— you left her side, she knows she has a visual claim on you. Vel quickly snaps and posts a pic of the two of you together before you go, just to remind her audience the fact you’re spoken for! Don’t you feel safe? And stylish?

• Unlike her partners, Velvette can multitask so having you around the studio can be an everyday treat! Unfortunately she has to split her focus, occasionally crashing the conversation to a stop so she can snap at someone

• Her eyes are sharp, they pick up on every little detail and seldom miss a thing. No one in her workshop would even think about approaching you, unless Vel asked, so it was all too easy to spot that new-nobody-model break his neck to check you out

• You’ve seen Velvette reduce even the oldest, most thick skinned to a puddle of piss in the street with her words. She doesn’t give anyone the chance to touch what’s hers. She’s shameless and loud, stopping the inappropriate behavior from across the room if she has to, “Oy! You! You’re fuckin’ fired, get the fuck out of here ‘fore I set you on fire!”

• As they run for the elevator, she debates if the clothes they’re wearing are worth keeping or not. With a glowing finger she swipes them off the model anyways, stripping them of her brand… and their dignity

• Velvette marks the occasion with a kiss to your cheek, stained with black lipstick, and another posted picture with a clever caption

˚✧₊⁎ Valentino ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• Val invented jealousy

• He handles it as well as everyone expects

• It’s not limited to you, either! Business partners, employees, friends (if he has any left), play things, he’ll be up and arms about anything that belongs to him. There’s only one way to cut the cord tethered to him, and he’s always the one to decide how and when

• Val may have a lot of toys but you’re not one of them. You’re special— precious, actually!

• He has tabs on you at all times. Tracker in your phone, jewelry with his name on it, a bodyguard if he’s feeling particularly paranoid that day!

• Val also loves showing you off. Love bites are his favorite mark of ownership, he’ll show off wherever is most recent so be prepared to swat his hands away. Everyone can look, but only he can touch. He has four hands, one of them is on you at all times in public

• No one should manage to get in spitting distance of you— but if somehow they did and had the gall to talk to you… he’ll break their nose on the spot. He’d make quicker work with a gun, but then he’d get blood on you and he doesn’t want that

• “You’re so fuckin’ hot tonight, baby, look how clumsy you’ve made this idiot!” Val cackles, poorly masking his rage, “Seriously, I think you’re trying to get me riled up.” You open your mouth to deny it but he laughs again, carefully pulling you closer with both pairs of arms, “I’m only teasing!”

• Looming over you, Val shoots said idiot a murderous glare that gives them a five second head start. He’s yet to lose this game of chase. He always returns, clean as a crappy soap ad, to shower you in gifts in lieu of an apology for disappearing

[diurnalvl]

vees headcanon: when velvette is bored, she likes to read out thirst veets on vitter to see vox's reaction.

she would bother val, but he doomscrolls his thirst veets mornings and nights, so it isn't nearly as fun as vox's immediate shocking shock at the sheer gall of some of these sinners.

once vox stops glitching, he's usually gathered enough wits to immediately approve more merch.

they made vees body pillows once. he never wants to see one in real life.

[strawb3rrystar]

Hazbin Hotel characters longing for you.

Pairing: Charlie Morningstar, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husk, Sir Pentious, Alastor, Lucifer Morningstar, Adam, Vox, Valentino, Velvette x GN! Reader

Warnings: Implied breakup, Stalking, Just all around angst

Word count: 600

✰Masterlist

Charlie will hangout with her friends to get your mind off you. This strategy works for a little while, until she starts to notice small bits of your personality in them. All the little things pile up and it brings down her mood, causing her stay away from her friends as to not get reminded.

"Sorry guys, can't hangout today, not feeling the greatest."

Vaggie will bottle up all her emotions and avoid everyone. But, being all alone causes her to start thinking about you more. All the happy memories you created together. Laughs and smiles shared. Vulnerable venting sessions that ended in cuddles. She won't be able to scrape you from her mind and end up crying angry tears.

"Why... after everything we've been through! Why.. why did you leave me..?"

Angel Dust will probably be too distracted with work to think about you. But of course he misses you and wishes to have you back. If he ever does get time to just sit and think about you, his insecurities will get the best of him and he'll think your better off without him.

"Maybe.. they're better off. More happier without me.."

Husk will drown himself in alcohol like he always does. Silently doing his job. It wasn't much of a change to most of the others. Sometimes, out of the corner of his eye, he'll see your figure. He shivers every time he realizes you're not actually there.

"Must be the alcohol makin' me see shit..."

Sir Pentious will lay awake at night thinking about you. It doesn't help that his eggs will keep bringing stuff up about you. He doesn't want to think about you, but he just can't get you out of his head. He wishes to see you one last time before he lets you go.

"I haven't asked for much. Please, just let me see them again."

Alastor will convince himself that he was perfectly able to go on with his afterlife before he met you, so he can definitely do it after you left. Although, that's a lie, because he misses your presence everyday. Even if he doesn't want to admit it, he goes over your daily schedule before you left in his head and goes to the places you used to frequent.

"I am perfectly capable all on my own."

Lucifer will dream about you every night after you leave. He'll dream about all the good times you had together. Your smile and your laugh. His dreams are so realistic that when he wakes up it takes him a minute to remember you left.

"Right.. they left.. but, my dream was so.. real.."

Adam will kinda stalk you, justifying it as protection. Whenever he sees you hanging out with another angel, though, envy will fill his veins. Even if he knows it's one of your friends, he'll still get jealous.

"You were supposed to hangout with me, not this fucking nobody."

Vox will also very much stalk you with his cameras. Nervously searching his screens whenever you leave your house. He just wants to know where you are, and that you're safe.

"My sweet would never have to worry about their safety again."

Valentino will check your past messages 50 times a day. He's just itching to text you, but if he does you might block him, and then he'll lose your conversations forever. He might throw his phone in frustration.

"God fucking damn it!"

Velvette will regularly check your social media for any updates from you. If you do post something new, expect her to be one of the first to like it.

"@Velvvette liked your post."

Star's notes -> I've binged Hazbin Hotel like 3 times now OMG

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