#ryan shut the fuck up

[autistic-katara]

bro no homo but if we were fictional characters there would be so much fanfic where we kiss

[tboy-insanity]

what if i just turned this into a vent account

[autistic-katara]

any time i see someone say “Pikuach Nefesh” i read it as “Pikachu Nefesh” and i can’t stop 😭

[autistic-katara]

“i’m going to kill myself” tired. overused. actively harmful to you.

“i’m going to commit an act of terrorism against the united states government” beautiful. reasonable. makes both your mental health and the world so much better.

[autistic-katara]

[autistic-katara]

i love the terms “girlkisser” and “boykisser” like yeah i do kiss those fuckers

[autistic-katara]

anyone else have that one mutual that they never rlly talk to but whenever they come up in ur notifications ur like :D !!!

[autistic-katara]

yeah wild how someone making a post about a transmasc child being murdered would believe transmascs are oppressed, they should be killed for that horrible backwards opinion forreal

edit: not sure if i need to clarify this or not but i’m very stressed rn so id rather just do it but yeah. i probably shouldntve called Nex transmasc bcz apparently they didn’t identify as transmasc (i didn’t know nd thought id seen them referred to as such before) so idk sorry abt that i would properly edit it and word it better but aforementioned stress isn’t exactly letting me think clearly so

[autistic-katara]

communication is too complicated why can’t he just homoerotically kill me?

[autistic-katara]

reblog to be lovingly beaten to death by a tumblr mutual

[autistic-katara]

i need all of u at some point tomorrow to spam ask/dm/reply/reblog/whatever to me to finish this stupid fic bcz im dangerously close to the deadline nd i need to do it

[autistic-katara]

“i hope u die” lame, boring, unoriginal. “i hope ur favourite mostly female show’s top category on ao3 is f/m or m/m” horrifying, blasphemous, tragically realistic, no way to survive.

[autistic-katara]

being a fanfic writer is researching bullet wound first aid so 2 characters can fuck

[autistic-katara]

gay ppl cant flirt normally all they do is ask their crush to shoot them

[autistic-katara]

HETS AND MLW SHIPS

why are most Mlvn fans heterosexual? And serious question ask yourselves this would you still ship Mlvn if they were Michelle and El/Mike and Al instead of Mike and El because let's be honest the answer is NO.

Edit: since no one reads the tags i want to clarify for the millionth time that this post is a joke and is a copy/pasted anti-byler post with a few words changed i have absolutely nothing against mlvn shippers other than some mild personal judgement bcz i do not see anything appealing abt romantic mike x el 😭

[autistic-katara]

dude how the fuck do neurotypicals function with out hyperfixations/special interests to give them dopamine if i didn’t have my mentally ill fictional queers and multiple areas of science i would kill myself dead 24/7