#vernon roche x iorveth

[greenapplespider]

What we have learned from marina:

1 -"Real men" can't help themselves from groping women.

2 - you apparently need your husband's permission to have fetishes/to post your art online

3 - from a conversation I had with her once about how I think Roche smells bad (I was at the end of my rope - apologies all Roche fans), "real men" always smell bad.

You think we can take a quick guess as to the sort of people she surrounds herself with??

She lives a sad life 😭

4. Changing money for commissions makes you a scammer (lol)

5. If you ship any man/man ships you hate women and are heterophobic 🤦‍♀️

6. She is an art thief

7. "Real men" are not allowed to be vulnerable or submissive with their partners

8. Refusing to draw her free art is tantamount to violence against her

9. She will send people porn and suggestive edits of Roche/Ciri

10. She suicide baits

[fleurdeliet]

My IoRoche fanarts

1 — AU where Roche died in the battle, but when Iorveth came to his grave Roche continued his life as a ghost

2 — Modern AU

4 — old artwork with Modern X-mas AU

5 — AU with Modern 80th-90th where they both are students, smoking together, sitting on the floor of their dormitory bedroom

7 — red string of fate

[definitely-not-iorveth]

Dark Moon Rising Masterpost

You want Iorveth? You want Vernon Roche? You want them to get together in a trashy urban fantasy romance novel? You want absolute bangers to accompany both the most action packed and the most heart wrenching moments??

SAY NO MORE!!

Indeed, shut your juicy lips and check out these links, taking you to all the books and their chapters.

BOOK 1: Embrace Of The Night (COMPLETED)

chapter 1 | chapter 2 | chapter 3 | chapter 4 | chapter 5 | chapter 6 | chapter 7 | chapter 8 | chapter 9

EXTRAS:

fanart: [ 💚 ] [ 💚 ] [ 💚 ] [ 💚 ]

Jan Natalis' crocs collection

(Will be updated as the chapters are published so stay tuned!)

[shadowleaguesayshi]

Моя подруга сказала, что песня "Допрос" группы Mama Russia подходит под один из моих самых любимых пейрингов всех времён и народов... Итак, вот отрывки из текста:

"Меня привели к тебе на допрос,

В этом деле ты мастер, ты — виртуоз"

"И вот я смотрю в твое личное дело

Изучу твою душу и примусь за тело.

Так намотай на кулак мою тугую косу,

Ты же видишь — я уже готова к допросу!"

(В чат входит мой хэдканон о том, что у Йорвета была коса раньше...)

"Я узнаю твои тайны, детка — так работает контрразведка!

На запястьях твоих — стальные браслеты.

Хочешь не хочешь — ты дашь мне ответы!"

"Ты смотришь сурово, ты ждать не привык

И ты умеешь развязать язык…"

[mostrovskaa]

Rotating them in my mind... ( sorry for all the tw stuff, it just fits them :-(( so I put them in a little polish cartoon style piece as retribution)

[badbcatha]

Art by my request by Amriagael (https://twitter.com/amriagael)

[simo0n]

Breaking into the Tumblr with some new sketches💥

[nerureika]

⚜️🐿️ 💫

[reika881]

" It must be so frustrating to you, dh’oine dog, to need an elf's help more than his spilled blood"

[fantasmagorija]

I promise I don’t only draw men kissing. I promise, I swear. In the meanwhile, I’m back on The Witcher 2.

[89randydandyo]

[greenapplespider]

If you don't like Roche/Ciri, that CRAPPY IORNON AND THE OBSESSION OF THE FANDOM ARE THE ONLY ONES I HATE.

Hop off my dick, Marina

[wopilh]

I'm crying for them because they're two idiots.

🐿️⚔️🍃

[definitely-not-iorveth]

Stay

It's not easy for him. Vernon craves the touch of his loved ones (after everything, it's still strange to consider Iorveth as such). But he's dealing with it—had been dealing with it for years, with Foltest so close and yet completely unreachable.

Had he hoped (yearned) that things may be different with Iorveth? Yes. Does it bother him? Somewhat. But he'd be damned if he let it ruin their relationship after everything it took for them to find each other—and it makes him treasure the rare moments of intimacy all the more.

(Iorveth and Roche make assumptions about each other and about their relationship. It goes about as well as one can expect.)

written for @dapandapod

In many ways, Iorveth is like a big cat, Vernon figures.

He’s fiercely independent, comes and goes as he pleases and enjoys his solitude. (At times to the point where Vernon starts wondering whether the elf still lives with him, or just visits occasionally.)

He uses the windows as often as the doors when he comes and goes.

He brings home dead animals and drops them at Roche's feet. (Granted, that's a part of an unspoken mutual agreement—to Vernon's chagrin, Iorveth is just a much better hunter of the two of them. He's also a proficient butcher, but he prefers to leave the dirty work to someone else. The bastard.)

He sleeps in strange places. (The number of times Vernon had found him contorted on a tree branch, napping, is bewildering, and to make it even worse, Iorveth has the audacity to not suffer any joint pain or muscle cramps afterwards. He also seems partial to the roof and certain pieces of furniture—although Vernon is certain that the latter the elf does solely to fuck with him.)

And, of course, there's the way he reacts to touch.

(full work on Ao3)

[mekonfoy]

actually liked this sketch. might even finish it

(reference below)

[uniebog]

Geralt discovers gay people