#vhs hell

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[horror-aesthete]

Van Helsing, 2004, dir. Stephen Sommers

[fluoresensitive]

FLUORESENSITIVE'S GROSS N GORY DOUBLE FEATURE!

Experience thrills, chills and ewwwwssss @ the fluoresensitive GROSS N GORY DOUBLE FEATURE! Read cult classics FILTHINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS and INGRID IS HUNGRY!

Filthiness is Next to Godliness: The Final Interview of Viola Vile (dir. yah yah scholfield, 2023): Witness the final interview of adult film star and performance artist, Viola Vile, the Goddess of Gore! + bonus features: soundtrack, director's commentary Ingrid is Hungry (dir. yah yah scholfield, 2023): Hungry, Hungry Ingrid's mother went away for the weekend...SOMETHING ELSE CAME BACK!

edit: ingrid is hungry has the right link now

[theminecraftbee]

Impulse stares at the shivering doll in the hole. He grimaces. He looks up at Iskall.

“So like. Have you considered doing this in a less morbid way than making me kill a small copy of myself that is clearly trying to run away?” he asks. He can’t quite keep the combination of mild horror and sarcasm out of his voice.

Iskall peers into the hole. Iskall looks back up at Impulse. Iskall shrugs. “I mean, it’s not that bad, really. You do plenty of morbid things.”

“It’s begging me not to kill it, and it looks like me.”

“Yeah but it’s like. You know. Wooo. Piñata,” Iskall says, making an explosion motion with his hands. “And the candy—in this case experience and items—goes everywhere! It’s like a birthday party, yes?”

Impulse stares at the doll, which has covered its face as it realizes it can’t quite escape the hole it’s been put in. It’s kind of sad. If it didn’t also look exactly like Impulse, maybe it would be less sad, but now Impulse is imagining an alternate version of himself getting buried in a hole for the purpose of getting stabbed, and he’s gonna be honest, it’s freaking him out slightly.

“A birthday party?” he repeats.

“Yep, a birthday party where you kill yourself,” Iskall says, nodding.

Impulse scans his face. “You see nothing wrong with that sentence.”

“Why would I?”

“You know I’m beginning to realize why the vault gods are like that,” Impulse says idly, and then he stabs himself. There’s a single dying scream then, as promised, the doll explodes with so many items the very world itself hitches for a moment to figure out what’s happening. He stares again for a moment before shrugging himself.

“Honestly still less weird than having to take my armor off my corpse,” he says.

“That’s the spirit!” Iskall says. “Feel free to keep making them, yes? It is good of you to catch up so you can also fight Harold.”

Impulse considers asking what, exactly, the herald is. No one has explained yet. Then again, at this rate, the herald will know the exact time and date of his final, permanent death, so he decides discretion is the better part of valor and just starts picking up carbon instead.

That will be a later Impulse problem. Assuming this game doesn’t make him stab him. Not off the table, apparently. Especially if he can name dolls. He should check.

[dejasenti99]

i bite at the hand that feeds me.

[angelunderheaven]

[lilacthebooklover]

okay so what if. what if. starkid fans rose up like the stars we are and chartered multiple jets or whatever from around the world to one specific location to hold auditions for tgwdlm. it's free real estate now, nobody can stop us. sacrifice your savings, it will be worth it i promise. we could sell tickets to the non-performer starkid fans to raise enough money for nmt3. trust me. this is the least spontaneous decision you will ever make. your whole life has led up to this.

[yoan-le-grall]

[cxndiedvi0lets]

Ah, well if it isn't my favorite show.

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[mybabydolll]

⊹ . ݁౨ৎ ݁ ˖

[fuzzyghost]

[weirdlookindog]

Invitation to Hell (1982) - VHS Cover

[kply-industries]

[smolfoxbab]

this is your personal reminder that-

BIONICLE: MASK OF LIGHT. THE MOVIE.

[thatgirlmoulinette]

YOUNG AND ALIVE