#vikingsau

[courtrae89]

Queens Of Odins Eye

 Final Chapter Part 2

Looks like there will be another part to this final chapter coming soon.

Warnings:NSFW,smut,language,queens being bitches.

“Fuck dealing with this, I’m going to the shop, I got a client coming” and Kia was headed in the other direction. “Kia wait, you have to face this eventually, you don’t even want him, you love Ubbe” I was exhausted by these two. Kia’s face scrunched up, she hated it when I was right. “I liked you better when you minded your own damn business.” I couldn’t help but laugh. “When have I ever minded my business when it came to you two? Go talk to her.” She looked over at Bri, and the two miniture versions of her current husband, Bri’s eyes seemed to be trained on her as well, and for a moment I thought she might be in Kia’s head.

After a moment Kia turned away from her. “I have a client, I need to go alright, I’m gonna need a drink later, you in?” she kept moving forward, “yea, I'll text you when I'm done.” I just hoped I wouldn't have to break any cat fights up. Bri being back was definitely a good thing, I just hoped Kia could see that too.

The closer I got to Bri, and the two young boys it was clear, they were Ivars, it was also clear that while Bri's powers may have changed, she had not. “Court this is Vili and Ve` I need to speak with him in private.” She pointed towards the entrance, I didn’t need an explanation, I knew she meant Ivar. “I’ll be back.” She didn’t wait for an answer, before she disappeared, then again she never asked a question either. “Oooookay, sure no problem.” I said to myself.

I felt a tug on my shirt and turned to see Vili, no Ve`, well I wasn’t really sure. “are you are auntie Court?” Bri called me their auntie, I was touched. “I suppose I am, I've known your mom a long time.” Now I definitely had to figure how to tell these two apart, auntie Court couldn’t mix up her sweet godsons. “Momma says you get on her damn nerves calling out to her all the time.” Ehh I would figure it out eventually, twins are hard to tell apart anyway, little shits.

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“What the fuck is that supposed to mean Bri? Well I’m back now, it doesn’t fucking matter, you took off! You ran away and allowed for me to miss out on a piece of my sons lives, and don’t you try and deny it!” Ivar was in Bri's face, he was seeing red, but Bri wasn't all that concerned.

“ oh and what was I supposed to do Ivar? You lost your gods damned mind when you found out about her and Ubbe, and you’ve been holding her hostage in this fucked up relationship with you since! I left because I wasn’t going to play the role you expected me to, I’m not fucking showing my boys that’s how life is.” Ivar laughed menacingly, his face in a disgusted snarl “but you can show them you don’t care that they don’t know their father?”

There was barely an inch between Bri and Ivars faces. Ivar knew that his anger was about to boil over, but gods damn he was fucking intoxicated by her scent, by just having her fucking near him, and all he could think about was throwing her against the wall and fucking her warm cunt until she drained him. He wanted to see her swollen with his child, since she had so foolishly taken that from him the first time. “Fuck you Ivar!” Bri threw her middle finger in his face.

Ivar snarled at her, pushing her against the wall, his hands held her arms so she wouldn’t stop him, and he crashed his lips into hers. Bri melted into his touch immediately as he let her arms go, and began to run his hands all over her body, her hands went to his belt desperately trying to remove what was separating them. She needed a release just as much as he did.

“I need you so fucking bad baby, Ubbe can have Kia, you’re fucking mine Bri, this pussy is mine.” Ivar turned her around, and as Bri braced herself against the wall Ivar ripped her pants, and panties down to her knees all at once, as the air hit her soaked core she shivered at the anticipation. Ivar shoved his fingers deep inside her. A deep moan slipped past her lips, and Ivar growled at the arousal he had caused to drip between her thighs.

While he worked his fingers inside her, pulling those sweet noises from her lips, Bri reached behind her to take his cock in her hands. Ivar almost came right then, his legs buckled before he caught himself. Ivar brushed against that sweet spot inside her again, and she was writhing against the wall, “Fuck Ivar, gods yes, fuck this pussy baby” her legs were shaking, her breath ragged, but Ivar held her up, and before she came down from her high he slammed his cock inside her.

Ivar fucked Bri at a brutal pace, pulling her by her hips to meet his thrusts as hard and fast as he could. The way her pussy was clenching around his cock, dirty noises leaving her, the moans, and her foul language was pushing him ever closer to the edge. Ivar knew she was close by the way she was moving with him, riding his cock to meet her high. “Fuck me Ivar, come on baby fuck me harder!” the now screams leaving her filthy mouth, Ivar reached his arm around her and started playing with her clit, he could feel her pussy beginning to spasm, slapping it a couple harsh times, Bri bucked against him, her cunt pulling is cock deeper inside as she came around him. Ivars legs buckled, his rhythm faltered as he shot his hot, sticky cum deep inside her.

As Bri came to her senses, she pushed him off her, pulling her pants back on, straightening her shirt, and fluffing her hair she went to walk out, “Bri” Bri stopped, but didn’t turn around to face him. “I meant what I said, he can have her, I just want you.” Bri’s only acknowledgment of his words was to continue on her way out the door.

When Bri walked back outside after freshening up she spotted her boys and Court dancing and laughing while Ragnar held Courts iPhone, it looked like they were on tiktok, even if Court did get on her damn nerves, it felt good to have her boys around family, but she did wonder what she would tell her boys happened to their grandfather, once whatever Court was planning was carried out.

“mommy come dance with us!” Vili and Ve` called out to her. Bri jogged across the parking lot to them, stopping in front of Ragnar as he turned around “Bri! Come here” Ragnars arms were open wide. Bri stepped up to him and hugged him tight. When he let her go she seen the adoring look I was giving Ragnar, he was looking at me with the same adoration. Seeing him as a family man gave me a warm feeling, It was hard to remember sometimes that he was the enemy. We were all fucked, literally if I didn’t get my shit together.

“Mom, mom?” the two mini Ivars called out to Bri. “can Grandpa show us his motorcycle?” “mom can we stay at Grandpa’s house tonight? He has a pool, he said we could swim, if you say it’s okay?” the boys were excitedly talking over one another, and Bri didn’t really want to tell them no, she trusted Ragnar would take care of his family, and she needed time to get her shit together tonight anyway.

“ I’ll say yes, IF grandpa says I can steal Court for the night” Bri gave Ragnar a wink, the boys were looking at Ragnar expectantly, he chuckled giving her a kiss on the cheek “anything for these two!” he made his way over to me, wrapping his arms around my waist, and bring his lips to mine, “Call Floki to take you home, I’ll use the Tahoe.” Ragnar voice dropped, bringing his lips to my ear “Do not forget who you belong to, make sure you’re in my bed when you lay down tonight.”

My thighs clenched together involuntarily, and I was aggravated and aroused all at the same time. That’s what it was always like with Ragnar, he treated the women he was with like property, but gods damn if it didn’t cause my panties to dampen. “your cock is the only one I want inside me baby, don’t you worry, I know who this tight cunt belongs to.” Ragnar growled lowly letting go of me before he got worked up, he handed my phone back over to me, I unlocked it and dialed Floki. Looking over to Bri as she talked with her boys, telling them to be polite, and then they gave her hugs and kisses before they chased after Ragnar to look at his bike. I ended the call with Floki, as Bri watched her boys with their grandfather.

“Being a mommy looks really good on you Bri.” She smiled, but it wasn't genuine, more sarcastic than anything, tilting her head to the side “Being The Queen looks good on you Court.” I wonder how long she had been holding that one in. “I’m not “The Queen” Bri, we both know that. Sometimes it’s hard to remember, I won’t lie to you, but I always do, and I will follow through, for you, Kia, Happ, and now for your boys. I’m not the enemy.” I had stayed calm, my voice even, and then for some reason I felt like I was being attacked. “Don’t chastise me, like you haven’t had Ragnars cock buried inside of you.”

In hindsight I probably could have refrained from those last words. Bri's face dropped, before she was in my face, her fingers curling around my dark locks “Don’t turn this around on me, I see the way you look at him, and I have every right to be concerned. Get your shit together, she yanked my hair, then let go, turning on her heals, headed straight for Kia's shop “Be at the bar by 10, I’ve got shit I need to take care of.

I just hope Kia and Bri survived each other. Before I could think much on it, the sound of Floki's bike thundered pulling up in front of me, he handed me my helmet, I grabbed my jacket, putting them both on and climbing on, wrapping my arms around his middle, sometimes I wish we could go back, but even all the love I’ve had for this club and it’s members couldn’t wash away all the sins committed.

Thinking about this most of the way “home” the home I was sharing with Ragnar and most of the time Floki, I knew it was now or never. I knew it was stupid of me, it’s not how I was trained, but I was going to cherish these last few hours, then I would end it all, and get the fuck out for good!

Meanwhile..”Kia's shop”

The bell over head rang as Bri walked through the entrance of Kia's shop, she could smell the antiseptic in the air, and hear the buzz of Kia’s art being put on canvas, if anywhere felt like home it was anywhere her sister was, but this place, Kia and Bri had worked hard on getting it running.

Kia wasn’t surprised By Bri's visit, just that she hadn’t come in due to Court dragging her by her ear. “Can I help you?” she asked as if any old customer, her heart was thumping in her chest though, she was nervous to say the least. Kia wasn’t scared if Bri, but shit wasn't exactly peachy between the two when Bri left.

“We need to talk, you got a minute?” Kia scoffed. “A min? That ain’t gonna fix shit I’ll be done in about 20, we'll talk then.” Kia went back to work, and Bri merely laughed sarcastically “Dramatic as usual” Bri walked away before Kia could get in another word, deciding to walk around the waiting area. She wasn’t going anywhere, and Kia wasn’t getting away before they hashed this shit out.

Bri watched Kia's client as he left, and made her way back to the room she could hear Kia cleaning up. “got a minute now?” Kia rolled her eyes, she wasn’t even mad at Bri anymore, at this point she was just tired of it all. “Say whatever you came back to say Bri, I’m not fighting with you, and I don’t want him, you can have him” Bri laughed “Oh how kind of you Kia, letting me have a man that you know would leave you for me anyway.”

Kia rises to her full height taking a deep breath, she had enough of the back handed comments. “ did you come back to act superior to everyone and pick fights? I don’t want to fight with you, especially not for him, he loves you, and I love Ubbe, but I will fuck you up regardless, I’m not some house mouse you can be a twat too” Bri laughed again, but this time it was genuine, she missed her sister, and it was nice to be back and have Kia and Courts smart ass mouths giving her shit.

Looks like there will be another part y’all!! Hope you like it!

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[fucktgisshitok-blog]

Feelings

A/N: This was requested by @tephi101 I hope i did it justice babe. I love you. Feel better. Gif i got off google. Credit goes to whomever made it.

Warnings: Self loathing, depression, smut, crying, cursing a tad

“Baby? I'm home!” You heard your boyfriend shout from the living room. You laid in your dark room under a heap of blankets blaring Hold On by Chord Overstreet.

“Baby?” He asked, opening the door and letting the hall light flood in. You hissed at the light and covered your head with the blanket. He went over and shut off your music.

“Ubbe.” You whined.

“What's wrong?” He asked, sitting beside you.

You sighed. “I don't feel like myself. I feel useless and depressed and I don't like where my thoughts are going.” You explained, not making eye contact and fiddling with your hands.

“Where are they going?” He asked in a very soft voice.

“Maybe...just maybe the world would be a better place if I wasn't in it.” You whispered, barely audible.

He grabbed your face in his hands and forced you to look at him. “Please, don't ever talk like that again baby. I love you so much. Do you know where I would be if something happened to you? I would be a drunk mess. My life would have a huge hole in it. You are the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me, Y/N.”

You blushed. Ubbe hardly ever showed vulnerable emotions. So him telling you this filled your stomach with butterflies. You leaned up and pressed your lips softly to his. “I'm sorry. I'm just having a feeling fairly worthless day.”

“Don't. You are far from worthless, baby.” He said, kissing your nose.

“Can you do me a favor?” You asked.

“Anything.”

“Make love to me.”

“Are you sure?” He asked, rubbing your thigh and looking into your eyes.

“Yes. Please, Ubbe.”

He laid you down, gently and kissed you slowly. “I love you so much, beautiful.” He said, before sliding down your body, making sure to kiss every inch of bare skin. He looked up at you as he kissed above the waistband of your sweatpants. You flicked your tongue over your bottom lip and watched him slide them along with your panties down your thighs. He started circling your clit slowly with one hand and pressed down on your stomach with the other to keep you from arching up too much. You bit your thumb knuckle gently and whimpered quietly. He pressed his lips to your thigh and started kissing and nuzzling against it before moving his tongue slowly to your wet center. You hissed in pleasure and closed your eyes tight.

“Please, Ubbe.” You begged. He lapped at you a couple more times before sliding back up to kiss you while he undid his pants and slid them off. He cupped your face and kissed you while he lined himself up with you and pushed himself in. “Oh, Gods.” You moaned against his lips. He slipped his tongue in your mouth when he got the chance. He moved his hips in a circular motion, hitting your g-spot every time. You slid your hands underneath his shirt and scraped against his flesh. He arched up, making him hit you deeper suddenly and you let out a guttural moan. He put his hand up your shirt and started massaging your breasts and pressed his lips to your neck, in a flurry of feather light kisses.

After a moment, Ubbe pressed his forehead against his yours. “Baby, I'm gonna cum. Cum with me, please.”He moaned out. You nodded and he sped up for a few minutes and you felt your walls tighten around him. “Fuck. I love you so fucking much beautiful. ” He grunted as his left arm, wrapped around you as he emptied himself into you. He shuddered for a minute above you and rolled over, pulling you to lay on top of him.

“I love you too, Ubbe.” You replied, to his earlier statement.

“I meant everything I said. You are my world, Y/N. And I would be nothing without you.” He stated. He grabbed your hand in his and kissed it before dropping something in it. “Marry me.”

You sat up quickly. “What?” You leaned over and turned the bedside lamp on. You saw the ring in his hand and seen that he wasn't joking. “Yes. Oh my...yes Ubbe. I will.” You said, tears filling your eyes.

“Well bring that pretty finger over here.” He said with a smile and slid the ring on. “And shut off that light and cuddle with me. We will binge watch whatever you want.”

“You are perfect.” You said.

He shrugged nonchalantly. “I know.”

You turned off the light and settled next to Ubbe. You pretended to pay attention to the show you picked but you were too busy admiring the ring Ubbe gave you and crying...happy tears this time.

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[nishuuku-blog]

↪Viking Tsukki↩ ~~~~~ That's another Au of mine about Haikyuu, of course :3 They are all vikings and knights in shining armor~ I'll probably do a digital version of this one! *-* ~~~~~

[soohin]

Vikings and dragon's!! #KiriBakuMonth2020 #VikingsAU #KrBkMonth2020 #KirishimaEijirou #bakugoukatsuki #krbk https://www.instagram.com/p/CDyxZaGph9N/?igshid=1jk1m4omsn1qk

[beehonest]

❛   Up onto the overturned keel,    Clamber, with a heart of steel,    Cold is the ocean’s spray,    And your death is on its way.   With maidens you have had your way,   Each must die some day! ❜

☞   jon snow and sansa stark  /  vikings au  ( @qinaliel )

[miz-joelys-sherlollilists]

PWP Sherlolly-Style* M-Z - Updated 06/03/20

*meaning, sometimes there is actual plot but it’s really just there to get our favorite couple set up for doing the horizontal mambo in these yummy fics!

#-L can be found here.

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Memories Flitting In And Out by afteriwake (One-Shot) Unilock, Songfic SAW 2016 AO3 2016

Menswear for Ladies by RembrandtsWife (One-Shot) Post HLV AO3 2014

Merry Christmas by bassgoddess (One-Shot) ff.net 2012

Merry Mischief by Sundance201 (One-Shot) Christmas, Cupboard Smut AO3 2017

Merry Sherlollymas by kendrapendragon (One-Shot) Christmas fic tumblr 2014 

Messy Business by hobbitsdoitbetter (One-Shot) AO3 2017

Mine by mizjoely (One-Shot) AO3 2017

Mine, all mine *adults only special* by MaybeItsJustMyType (One-Shot) AO3 2015

Miscalculations by Ukthxbye (One-Shot) AO3 2018

Mistletoe Kisses by thewinterspy (Two-Parter) AO3 2014

Molly Gets Her Gift by sherlockian87 (One-Shot) follow up to All I Want For Christmas Is You  ff.net 2014

Molly Maid by Canadianfan21 (In Progress, Multi-Chapter) Dom!lock AO3 2017

Molly the Brat by Canadianfan21 (Complete, Two-Parter) A Roleplay A Day series, S4/PTFP, Dom!lock AO3 2017

Molly's Choice Part 2 by Canadianfan21 (One-Shot) AO3 2018

Molly’s Misadventure by maejones (One-Shot) Dom!lock AO3 2016

Monkey Business by mizjoely (One-Shot) Post Reichenbach AO3 2014

Moonlight by hobbitsdoitbetter (One-Shot) S4/Post TFP AO3 2017

More Than Transport by cumbercougars (One-Shot) AO3 2016

Mountain Man by JJJJ12 (Rated M, In Progress, Two-Parter) On Holiday  AO3 2018

Mr Holmes Takes A Wife by conchepcion (Complete, Multi-Chapter) Regency, Arranged Marriage AO3 2014

Music Lessons (Roleplay a Day series) by Canadianfan21 (Complete, Two-Parter) AO3 2017

Mutual Desires by Phoebe_Snow (One-Shot) Christmas, Swaplock AO3 2017

Mutually Beneficial by afteriwake (One-Shot) AO3 2017

My Pathologist by Emcee (One-Shot) Jealous!lock AO3 2012

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Negotiation by Lono (One-Shot) Barts is the New Sexy AO3 2014

The Night Before by mrsmcrieff (One-Shot) tumblr 2016

Night Touch by Phoebe_Snow (One-Shot) Wank!lock AO3 2017

No More Dates by Liathwen (One-Shot) Omegaverse, Jealous!lock AO3 2014

No More Mr. Nice Guy by lilsherlockian1975 (One-Shot) Dom!lock AO3 2016

Nobody Knows by justmindy (One-Shot) Post Reichenbach, Locker!lock ff.net 2014

The NSY Halloween Party by FluffySherlollyFan119 (One-Shot) Drunk!lock, Halloween AO3 2016

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O Christmas Tree by sherlockian87 (One-Shot) ff.net 2014

O’s and Chocolate Chip Cookies by Sherlockian87 (One-Shot) HABD AO3 2014

Ōmeka by lilsherlockian1975 (One-Shot) omegaverse ff.net 2016

One Bad Batch by lilsherlockian1975 (One-Shot) omegaverse ff.net 2014

One More Day by afteriwake (One-Shot) AO3 2017

One Night Only by MorbidbyDefault (One-Shot) Songfic ff.net 2012

Only if for a Night by Elixir.BB (One-Shot) Post Reichenbach, Songfic ff.net 2013

Out of Nowhere by mizjoely (One-Shot) AO3 2015

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Paradise by the Dawning Light by chibiness87 (One-Shot) ff.net 2018

Paradygm Shift by sherlollymouse (Two-Parter) Christmas fic, Jealous!lock AO3 2014

The Pen Is Mightier by Lono (One-Shot) wank!lock, Sexting ff.net 2013

Pitching Tents by JackAndHoney (One-Shot) Unilock, Wanklock, On Holiday  AO3 2014

Platonically? by mizjoely (One-Shot) Fake Relationship AO3 2018

Playing Dress Up by mizjoely (One-Shot) Roleplaying AO3 2014

Playing Pirate by BarPurple (One-Shot) Roleplaying Dom!lock AO3 2016

Please Cough by hobbitsdoitbetter (One-Shot) Flying Solo In Tandem series, S4/Post TFP, Wank!lock AO3 2017

Pomp & Circumstance by Sherlockian87 (One-Shot) PTFP, Proposal/ Engagement ff.net 2018

Pony by welcometothelosingside (One-Shot) tumblr 2018

Possession by mysteriousmissg (One-Shot) Jealous!lock ff.net 2013

Popsicle Toes by Sherlockian87 (One-Shot) ff.net 2016

Practical by Lono (One-Shot) AO3 2013

Practice Run by Sundance201 (One-Shot) S3: Matters Most, Drunk!lock AO3 2020

Prize of War by likingthistoomuch (One-Shot) Historicalock AO3 2016

The Problems of Need (Obscene Dreams in Rusty Beds series) by sunken_standard (One-Shot) Wank!lock AO3 2012

The Promised Demon Lock by allthebellsinvenice (One-Shot) tumblr 2014

Proof by mizjoely (One-Shot) Caught in the Act AO3 2016

Pull by Lono (One-Shot) The Final Problem/S4 ff.net 2017

Putting the Squeeze on Him by anonymous (One-Shot) Wank!lock AO3 2017

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Quite Some Time by AStudyInDeduction (One-Shot) Locker!lock AO3 2014

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Ready, Aim, Misfire by morbidbydefault (One-Shot) fantasy, wed!lock, Closet shagging ff.net 2013

Relaxing by broomclosetkink (One-Shot) AO3 2017

Respite by onedayer (One-Shot) On Holiday, Post HLV AO3 2014

Rhythm by AsteraceaeBlue (One-Shot) Post Reichenbach Locker!lock ff.net 2013

Road Trips and Happy Endings by MrsMCrieff (Two-Parter) AO3 2017

Rough by fettuccine_alfreylo (One-Shot) Pregnancy fic, Wank!lock AO3 2014 

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S Words by Lono (One-Shot) sequel to The Pen Is Mightier, Post Reichenbach AO3 2013  

Safer Elsewhere II by cerchiociocca (Incomplete, One Chapter) Virgin!lock, Post HLV AO3 2014

Santa Baby by maybeitsjustmytype (One-Shot) Christmas AO3 2015

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town by Ambur (Two-Parter) ff.net 2014

Say It (Words Unsaid, Demons Untamed series) by MaybeItsJustMyType (One-Shot) Jealous!lock AO3 2015

Scent of a Woman by Pipergirl17 (One-Shot) PHLV ff.net 2017

Screwge'd - A Sherlolly Smutmas Carol by Maejones (One-Shot) Adapt/ Crossover, Christmas, Ghost AO3 2017

Scruff by katiebuttercup (One-Shot) AO3 2018

Second Wind by Ukthxbye (One-Shot) AO3 2018

Secrets - Birthday Party by thescienceofsherlolly (One-Shot) Birthday fic ff.net 2013

Self-defence Lessons for Dummies by mychakk (One-Shot) PTFP, Clueless Dating AO3 2018

Seven Minutes In Heaven by AsteraceaeBlue (One-Shot) Birthday fic, Closet Shagging AO3 2014

Sex by satin_doll (One-Shot) Life series, Dom!lock AO3 2017

Sexy, naughty, dreamy by sherlollyandspoilers (One-Shot) tumblr 2014

Shagging Shezza by Raelynn (One-Shot) Closet shagging, Barts is the New Sexy AO3 2016

Sherlock Can’t Do Dirty Talk by mizjoely (One-Shot) AO3 2014

Sherlock's Choice by Canadianfan21 (One-Shot) AO3 2018

Sherlock's Valentined by GarudaDreamsOfRain (One-Shot) Valentine’s fic AO3 2019

Shirtless in Scarborough by mizjoely (One-Shot) Unilock AO3 2016

Skin Samples Examined Closely by Ariel_x (One-Shot) Barts is the New Sexy AO3 2015

Skógarhunang (Wild Honey) by mizjoely (Complete, Multi-Chapter) tattoo!lock, VikingsAU ff.net 2015

Slow Burn by Ambur (One-Shot) Jealous!lock ff.net 2014 

Smokin’ Hot by mrsmcrieff (One-Shot) PHLV, Barts is the new Sexy AO3 2016

Soaked by Sherlockian87 (One-Shot) ff.net 2019

Sofa So Good by mizjoely (One-Shot) Caught in the Act AO3 2016

Somethin' Stupid by justmindy (One-Shot) Songfic, Smutember fic AO3 2016

Something Sexy, Something New by afteriwake (One-Shot) AO3 2018

Something To Hold On To by LadySolitaire83 (One-Shot) Dom!lock, S4/PTFP, ff.net 2017

Something To Take The Edge Off by darklockd (One-Shot) Locker!lock AO3 2015

Sort of an Experiment by maejones (One-Shot) Domme!Molly AO3 2017

Soundproof by MaybeItsJustMyType (One-Shot) Trapped Together AO3 2015

Sounds by Liathwen (One-Shot) Jealous!lock AO3 2014

Stainless, Captive Bead, 11mm, 14 Gauge. by sunken_standard (Rated M, One-Shot) Wank!lock, Post HLV AO3 2017

Still Beating Loud and Clear by cutebutpsycho (One-Shot) AO3 2014

Stranded by mizjoely (Two-Parter) Trapped together AO3 2016

Stripped by Liathwen (One-Shot) Birthday AO3 2014

Sunday Brunch (Roleplay a Day series) by Canadianfan21 (One-Shot) AO3 2017

Super Strange Stories Presents: The Sands of Jupiter! by mizjoely (Complete, Multi-Chapter) Mer!lock, SciFi, Pirate!lock ff.net 2015

Sweet Tea (Sherlock the Mad Scientist series) by JJJJ12 (One-Shot) Birthday, Dom!lock AO3 2018

The Sweetest Escape by lilsherlockian1975 (One-Shot) Omegaverse AO3 2015

The Sweetest Sin (From Your Lips series) by Phoebe_Snow (Rated M, One-Shot) AO3 2017

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Tactless by celeryy (One-Shot) Post Reichenbach, Virginlock ff.net 2012

Take my body apart ( Memoirs of a Pathologist series) by OhAine (One-Shot) , Roleplaying, Barts is the New Sexy AO3 2015

Talk Dirty To Me by mizjoely (One-Shot) Sexting, Married Sherlolly, PHLV, Wank!lock AO3 2016

Tears and Tenderness by minirose96 (One-Shot) unilock, Valentine’s fic ff.net 2014

Temptation Waits by chibiness87 (Complete Two-Parter) S4/PTFP ff.net 2017

Ten More Minutes by missaline (One-Shot) MCD, PWP AO3 2017

Tension by mizjoely (One-Shot) Omegaverse ff.net 2015

They Say It’s Your Birthday by Ariel x (One-Shot) Birthday fic AO3 2015

Third Time's The Charm (On My Way to Satisfaction series) by afteriwake (One-Shot) Valentine’s fic AO3 2018

This is the smutty one by ALC_Punk (One-Shot) AO3 2018

Titles are for creative people by molrene (One-Shot) Jealous!lock AO3 2014

To Prove A Point by lilsherlockian1975 (One-Shot) Jealous!lock ff.net 2014

Topsy Turvy by PetraTodd (One-Shot) AO3 2013

Tribute (The Hobbit AU) by mizjoely (One-Shot) dragon!lock ff.net 2014

The Tutor by lelu29 (One-Shot) Unilock ff.net 2013

To Catch A Fly With Vinegar by ALC_Punk (One-Shot) Angry Sex, Victorian, TAB Inspired AO3 2019

Two Man Tent by rainbow letters (One-Shot) ff.net 2017

Two Weeks Ago by Quarto (One-Shot) S4/NAG ff.net 2018

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Ugly Duckling by Sherlockian87 (Rated M, One-Shot) PTFP, Matchmaking AO3 2020

The unexpected benefits of a long distance relationship by OhAine (One-Shot) Memoirs of a Pathologist series, Wank!lock, Married Sherlolly AO3 2017

Unsupressed by mizjoely (One-Shot) Omegaverse ff.net 2014 

Untitled (Sherlock interrupts Molly working on her laptop in bed) by pathology-of-la-petite-mort (One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Untitled (Sherlock goes down on Molly 'for a case') by mizjoely (One-Shot) tumblr 2016

Untitled (8 Minute Sexytimes) by sundance201 (One-Shot) tumblr 2016

Untitled (Sherlock wanks using Molly's panties) by sherlollysmooch (One-Shot) Wank!lock tumblr 2017

Untitled  (Inspired by "How" by Regina Spektor) by mollymatterrs (One-Shot) Songfic tumblr 2017

Untitled (Professor Molly & Uni!Student Sherlock) by moaning-in-the-morgue (One-Shot) Professorlock tumblr 2017 

Untitled (Sex on a countertop) by KendraPendragon (One-Shot) Dubcon tumblr 2018

Untitled (Sherlock is sensitive during lovemaking) by KendraPendragon (One-Shot) tumblr 2018

Untitled (Sherlolly saying ILY face to face) by KendraPendragon (One-Shot) PTFP, Pregnancy fic tumblr 2018

Untitled (Rough first time alley sex) by kendrapendragon (One-Shot) Fake Relationship tumblr 2018

Unwrapped by hobbitsdoitbetter (One-Shot) Dom!lock tumblr 2018

Uptown Funk by mrsmcrieff (One-Shot) Songfic, Shall We Dance? tumblr 2015

Up Against It by mizjoely (One-Shot) Post Reichenbach ff.net 2016

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Valentine's Day by TrivialQueen (One-Shot) ff.net 2013

The Vampire of Hampstead Cemetery by Sundance201 (One-Shot) Roleplay, Post TFP AO3 2017

The Velvet Dragon by hobbitsdoitbetter (One-Shot) Victorian, Married Sherlolly, Dom!lock AO3 2017

W

Walk Like A Man by mizjoely (One-Shot) Victorian, TAB Inspired, Secret Relationship ff.net 2016

The Wall Took A Pounding by fettuccine_alfreylo (One-Shot) Wallpaper, Wank!lock AO3 2014

Warmth Found by sherlockian87 (One-Shot) ff.net 2016

The Watcher by MrsMCrieff (Complete, Multi-Chapter) S4/PTFP, ff.net 2017

We’ll Start With The Riding Crop by mizjoely (One-Shot) dom!lock, Closet Shagging, Barts is the New Sexy AO3 2014

What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve? by Sherlockian87 (One-Shot) ff.net 2014  

What Happens Online by maejones (One-Shot) AO3 2017

What it means by Quarto (Rated M, One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2019

What you're running from by towardsmorning (One-Shot) AO3 2011

Whatever You Need by PetraTodd (One-Shot) Locker!lock ff.net 2012

What's It Like? by Sherlockian87 (One-Shot) Songfic ff.net 2015

When the soul wants (Memoirs of a Pathologist series) by OhAine (One-Shot) AO3 2016 

The Whip and the Chair by mizjoely (Complete, Multi-Chapter) Victorian, TAB Inspired, Dom!lock AO3 2017

Wild Ones by Phoebe_Snow (One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2017

Y

Yellow Chair by lilsherlockian1975 (Rated M, One-Shot) S4/PTFP ff.net 2017

Yellow Chair by Sherlockian_87 (One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2017

Yes, but-- by RembrandtsWife ( One-Shot) Sherlolly Lite series AO3 2014 

Yes Dear by XoxLadyNightxoX (One-Shot) Married Sherlolly, Post Reichenbach Secret Relationship AO3 2016

You Again! by mizjoely (One-Shot) Unilock ff.net 2015

You Know I'll Do Anything I Can To Help You by sunken_standard (Rated M, One-Shot) Last Girlfriend series, Virginlock AO3 2017

You only kiss me when you're high by KendraPendragon (One-Shot) High!Sherlock, Not A Game/S4 AO3 2017

You're going to kill me by Rozalinne (Rated M, One-Shot) S4/PTFP, Wank!lock AO3 2017

Your Beauty Grows Upon Me by blogyourfeelings (Two-Parter) virgin!lock, Victorian/Regency-ish, Arranged Marriage ff.net 2015

Your Room Has Trees by ficlit78 (One-Shot) PWP, Pre-series ff.net 2020

[courtrae89]

Queens of Odins Eye Vikings/SOA crossover AU. Final Chapter part 1.

Warnings: smut, intercourse without condom (always use ptotection folks) language, minor arguments, cheating, tiny bit of pregnancy kink, but barely there, and bitchy friends being bitchy to each other 😂😉

I know it's been a very long time, but I really wanted to finish this, however I think its going to take at least one more part. Love you guys!

This fic is a collab with the beautiful, lovely crazy talented @laketaj24 @imgoldielikehawn @grungyblonde

“I promise I’ll be back home to you soon Hap, I’m so sorry babe I have to go. I’ll call soon.. I’ll be home soon” I flipped the phone shut quickly, the shower curtain sliding across the rod signaling the end of my conversation with Happy. “forgot my towel, but seeing as your not dressed yet, maybe I didn’t really need one” Ragnar smirked, pulling me against his chest. I gasped feeling that his chest wasn’t the only thing hard, I could feel his member against my thigh as he leaned in to plant sloppy kisses down my neck, making his way to the valley between my breasts.

As much as I hated to admit to myself, gods he felt good. His hand reached around and yanked my head back by my hair, a moan falling from my lips. “fuck.. I love it when you make those sweet fucking noises, get on the bed. All fours. I want to hear you choke on my cock.” I of course did as he said, crawling on to the bed, turning to face his beautifully crafted cock. The Gods must have favored him greatly to give him such blessings. I was still sore from the night before.

“open your mouth.” Opening my mouth nice and wide for him, sticking my tongue out, my mouth was already watering in anticipation for him. He slid his cock between my lips, bringing it back out to slide it around my lips, coating them in my spit. “fuck you take my cock so good.” His cock slipped back into my mouth, and with each stroke he forced it down my throat a little more.

Grabbing a handful of hair in each hand he began to fuck my face without warning “I know you love chocking on daddy’s cock, don't you baby?” I did my best to moan out an answer, but that wasn’t good enough, Ragnar reached behind me spanking my ass. I almost came between the sting of his rings on my ass and the rawness in my throat, but I knew better. I was going to be a good girl for him today, tonight.. well that was a different story.

Without warning the bedroom door swung open Ragnar never lost his rhythm, and I never took my eyes off of him. “ahh starting without me again old friend, one might think you want Court all to yourself and a little to often recently” Floki always had a jealous side, especially when it came to Ragnar. It was kind of that way with all the men that had been in my life I suppose.

Without second thought to what Floki was implying Ragnar continued to fuck my face, my sloppy moans becoming louder “ you ever make her cum just by sliding your cock down her throat my friend?.... get the fuck out Floki, you'll have her tonight, we both will.” With a scowl on his face he turned and walked out the door, just as quickly as he had come through it.

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Ragnar could be insatiable, and today was definitely one of those days. Walking out of the front door together, he stops grabbing me by my wrist and pulling me back to him wrapping his arm around my waist, and looking at me with that hunger still in his eyes, his hand wraps around my neck and he gives me a sloppy kiss. “I'll see you at the bar in a few hours. Make sure Charlie is around, I may need to see you alone in your office for a bit.” Chuckling Ragnar finally made his way to his bike, the engine thundering as he took off for the club house.

I shook my head in disbelief, I had gone so far down this hole, I wasn’t sure how I would get out, but I had a plan. On still shaking legs, I made my way to my truck. Once inside I took a deep breath, I needed to get my head right before I called Happy again. Grabbing the rearview mirror to make sure my lipstick was still in tact I let out a scream, startled by the ghost that sat in my back seat. “what the fuck Brie! Are you fucking kidding me? Trying to kill me? Is that you, or are you playing one of your games again?” Bri laughed, fucking laughed! “oh it’s me sweetheart. You wanna tell me what the fuck that was I just saw?” I scoffed turning back around and starting the engine.

“I had to do something Bri, I couldn’t run away from it. It’s true, I don’t have to be attached to this club, but people I love are attached to this fucking town, this fucking club, and that fucking asshole has ruined everything!” I was pissed, my voice raised with each word, not because I felt like I was being slut shamed, but because why the fuck did she get to run away!

“Court, don't. I can feel it, don’t start on me. I had a million reasons to do what I did.” Bri’s death glare from the back seat caused goose bumps to spread over me. I knew her powers had grown tremendously, it wasn’t likely that they had ceased to do so while she was away. Still there weren't many I backed down from. “a year and a half Bri? Well your back at least, no doubt just in time for the final scene. Ivar has been insufferable, maybe now at least you two can hash this shit out.” I threw the truck in drive and pulled away from the curb, Bri's face unscrunching, a smile lightly playing at the corners, before she began to chuckle lightly. “you got balls bitch, but remember mine are bigger.” Oh how I was aware.

I dropped Bri off at her club and made my way to the bar, making good time. “Good morning Charlie! I gave him a bright smile. He chuckled “morning boss, you have a visitor in your office.” The devious smirk on his face confused me. “Thanks Charlie, be out in a bit” I called over my shoulder, making it to my door quickly, my heart was in my stomach, what if Ragnar beat me here and wondered why it took me so long to get here. I guess he would find out before the days end that Bri was back anyway.

I swung the door open, fully expecting those I icey eyes to be staring back at me, instead rich mahogany eyes stared back at me. I had longed to see those eyes for weeks, I was frozen. “I had to make sure you were okay.” Those words made me flash back to this morning, the desires I felt, the guilt was a heavy feeling in my chest, but I was doing what I had to. “Court come here… please” Happy broke my haze of guilt for the moment.

“Happy, God’s I’m so glad to see you.” I quickly dropped my bag in the chair by my desk, rounding it to curl myself into his arms. “Babe please don’t take this wrong, but you can’t be here, Ragnar, Floki, they could be having the place watched.” Hap tensed at those names, he hated having a constant reminder that I still wasn’t his completely. “I was careful, Charlie helped me out, but I could give two fucks, they’re just two more faces to add to my collection.” I understood his frustration, but he was jeopardizing everything I had been working so hard for. If they didn’t trust me I was as good as dead.

“Hap it ends tonight, I’ll be back in Charming and sporting your crow within the month baby, I just need you to let me finish this, without threatening everything I’ve done the past year and a half!” Hap scrunched his face, and pulled away from me, offended, hurt I would accuse him of putting me in any kind of predicament. “you think I’m not careful, that I wouldn’t do anything to keep you safe, to help you see this through? I’ve been sitting on the god damn side line for over a fucking year waiting for YOU Court, YOU! I asked you to take my crow for fucks sake, this ain’t no fucking joke to me, get your shit together and fucking come home, or I’ll fucking end it, the SONS ain’t worried about no war between us and OE!” I wasn’t really that surprised by his outburst, he was right, but I WAS worried.

“fuck…Ubbe…keep fucking me just like that baby” Ubbe's fingers tangled in Kia's hair, her back was flush against his chest, fucking her from behind. Those deep, hard, long thrusts driving Kia to the edge. Ubbe had his face burried in Kia’s neck, leaving bites followed by soft wet kisses to sooth the pleasurable pain he was inflicting on her, his grunts and moans filling the air. “This pussy will always be mine baby, Ivar could never fuck you like I do, I’m done with his games, you’re mine Kia, this pussy is mine, and soon you will be swollen with my child again." Ubbe had increasingly become more and more possessive, and as toxic as it could be at times, it was enough to pull Kia over the that edge, causing Kia to scream out his name over and over, her whole body shaking, eyes rolling, a woman possessed, her orgasm squeezed his cock so fucking perfectly his knees nearly faltered, “Fuck Kia, yes fucking cum all over my cock.” Ubbe's mouth fell open, and his orgasm washed over him. His cock spraying his hot seed inside her for the third time this morning, neither of them could stand any longer, the look of bliss on their faces as they fell to the bed. Ubbe took her face in his hands, kissing her with hunger still, he would never get enough of the way Kia made him feel so fucking good.

“You ever love anything so much you’d do anything to protect it?” Hap had heard that line before, but it was just as much true in my situation as it was in Jackson's. Hap leaned into me, his face a mere two inches from mine. “Come home Court, I’m done with the cat and mouse shit, take them down, protect your people and get the fuck out so we can move on.” He had said all he was going to, without a word he kissed my lips softly, and turned to walk out the door. “I love you Hap, and I’ll prove it I promise.” Hap didn’t acknowledge my declaration, he was gone. “FUCK” my head hurt, and it wasn’t even 9 am yet, what a fucking day it was going to be. “you alright boss? Sorry if over stepped, I didn’t think you would mind a visit from an old friend.” Charlie had stuck his head in my office hearing my frustrated growl, he looked like he was worried he had made the wrong move, but I wasn’t upset with him. “Its okay Charlie, you did right. Thanks”

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Across town..

When he finally caught his breath Ubbe opened his mouth, “I meant what I said Kia, we're done with Ivars games, I don’t care what we have to do. We can runaway, fuck, everyone else has. Bri, Hvitserk. Court almost made it out. We can go, start over.” Kia wanted the same, but she wasn’t blind by the orgasm that had taken over earlier, she knew without a doubt Ivar would hunt her down, she wasn’t going to take Isla from him, he would likely kill them in the most painful way, and she damn sure wasn’t leaving her baby girl alone with that motherfucker.

“Ubbe, we’ve been over this a million times, you know that’s what I want, but you don’t have a clue what terror awaits for us if we do.”

Some queens they all turned out to be she thought. Bri was no where to be found, ran away from her problems, leaving her to take the brunt of Ivars madness. Court leaving the only man that truly treated her as an equal, to be stuck between not one but two that treated her like property, but that’s what they were right “property of” whichever biker they had fallen for. And lastly herself, forced to be with a man that she had once loved so deeply, but despised with every fiber in her being now.

“earth to Kia.. are you listening to me?” Ubbe pulled her from her self loathing thoughts, she looked at his concerned face, those blue as ice eyes that all three of the men she loved in her life had possessed. “sorry babe I was just daydreaming about your little fantasy life” Ubbe gave her a look of disbelief “Its not a fantasy, it could be reality if you would just get your head out of Ivars ass and help me make it happen” Ubbe was frustrated now, his post orgasmic bliss gone. She clearly hadn't heard a word he said, “but you know as well as I do” Kia jumped up from the bed cutting him off as she landed on her feet “you know damn well what would happen, I’m fucking sick of talking about it, this is just how are fucking lives are for now Ubbe, I’m not putting my babies in an even more fucked up situation for you” Ubbe tried to cut in, get a word in, but when Kia was on roll, there was no stopping her. Kia paced the room ranting, picking up her clothes. Ubbe stood to stop her, try and calm her, but she was out the door before he could reach for her. Ubbe sighed, “great talk Kia.” he blinked a few times, did that really just happen?

Kia wasn’t ready for those conversations, and she wouldn’t be until Ivar could be half way rational, she wasn’t sure that would ever happen though. They had been miserable for over a year now. The sex was still fucking amazing, especially when the hate they had for one another boiled over into sexual tension, but they both thought of someone else when they came, and the after glow of that orgasm only lasted so long.

Kia pulled into the parking lot noticing Courts Tahoe pulling behind her, once her car was parked in front of her shop she took a peek at the clubhouse, eyes scanning to see any signs of Ivar, she wasn’t looking for another fight, she just wanted to meet with her client and do what she loved doing best. “What the actual fuck” Kia had to do a double take, her heart slammed in her chest, those last words she spoke to her sister, her best friend and fellow queen running though her head. “freak” how she ever said those words she wasn't sure, but she remembered that feeling of betrayly, though all the time that had past, that feeling had dissipated. She was still pissed though, the bitch never bothered to come back, try to make amends, that's not what family was about. Kia's eyes narrowed as she flung her door open, stepping out of the car, but before she could make her way over she spotted Bri holding on to the hands of two little boys no older than 5, they were a perfect mix of ocean blue eyes, and lovely bronzed skin, they were identical, they were twins, but Bri had only been gone for no more than a year and a half… how could this be, were they actually the product of Ivar and Bri's love? Before she could fully approach Bri, Court was beside her, the same look of bewilderment on her face. “Are they….?” Before she could finish, “it would appear that way” Kia let out, fuck how powerful had Bri become while she was hiding away, and is that why she didn’t come back sooner?

Honestly I don't have the tag list anymore, I'm so sorry! I hope to have part two in the works and finished before this upcoming week comes to an end. Love you guys!

@whenimaunicorn @pokeasleepingsmaug @bloodyivar @ivarsshieldmadien @ivars-heathen-army @therealcalicali @sparklemichele @ivarsrideordie @vikingsbifrost @starrynite7114

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Obsessive Tendencies

A/N: The next chapter in the collab with @tephi101. She actually helped write the scene with Ivar because I didn't want to hijack her plot line. She wrote Ivar's parts. Catch up on chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.

Warnings: Cussing, verbal abuse, sibling rivalry, morbidity, hint of abuse

Chapter 9

Hvitserk's POV:

I sat in the kitchen at the table surrounded by my brothers and father. Of course, being the sarcastic ass he was, Sigurd suggested we all wear party hats. I looked like a doofus. I heard Ivar's car pull up and I immediately beelined for the door to hide behind it.

When he walked through the door i shoved a party hat under his chin and on to his head and wrapped my arms around his neck. “Really? A fucking K? That's all your little bitch ass is going to give me? I should have asked mom to adopt you to another family and asked for a little brother who is grateful for my Godly existence.” I teased.

He laughed and tried to knock me off of him. “Get the fuck off of me Hvitty. I knew it would annoy you so I typed k. Also by the way I am the best brother that you have ever had. For one I put up with your bitch ass and two I am the only one that will play videogames with you.”

I shrugged busted a party popper in his face. “I've traded you in for a newer model. His name...is...Sigurd.”

“Don't bring me into your dumbshit.” Sigurd said, typing on his phone. I looked at Ivar and made a mocking face at him, making fun of Sigurd.

“Do not bring his stupid ass into our conversation. This is between you and me Hvitserk. You could never trade me in even if you wanted to. Not only are we brothers but we are best friends. We have the strongest bond ever. You will never break that” he protested.

I held my hands up in defeat and Ubbe jumped up. “Mom is here. Everyone act natural.”

“Yeah. All of her sons in one room and still breathing. That's totally natural.” I said, rolling my eyes. Ivar and I were literally the only two that got along the majority of the time. I sat down on a stool and popped a noise maker into my mouth. Dad killed the lights and when the door opened he quickly turned the lights back on. We all yelled the stereotypical ‘'SURPRISE” and she stood there shocked as I blew into the noise maker.

“My sons. My husband...how did you plan this without me knowing?” She asked.

“We didn't tell big mouth one and big mouth two about it until today.” Ubbe said motioning towards Ivar and myself. Dick.

“Wow Ubbe what a way to ruin the getting along thing we had going. This is why Hvitty and I are the closest. Anyway happy birthday mommy dearest. I hope you have had a good day because you deserve it. We love you and we will try not kill each other today only for your sake.” Ivar stated almost numbly.

I watched as my dad pulled a pot roast from the oven and my mouth watered. I had to admit, his cooking was way better than mother's bland food. I went to grab the carving knife and fork and my hand was swatted away. “The fuck?” I demanded at my younger brother.

“Mom gets the first piece.” Sigurd snapped.

I set my jaw. “It's not a fucking cake, Sigurd. It's dinner.”

“And it's mom's birthday. She gets…”

“Shut your ass up. You self entitled little piece of shit.” I snapped.

“Hvitserk.” My father demanded. I immediately sat down in my chair. If I learned one thing from my childhood and the belt around his waist, it's that you do NOT piss off Ragnar Lothbrok.

I bit my lip and looked down at my empty plate. “I fucking hate this family.” I muttered. I jumped when my father's fist hit the table. Ivar looked up and locked eyes with me.

I shook my head, subtly at him. I waited until everyone filled their plates before grabbing a small slice of meat and a couple potatoes. I went to take a bite and Sigurd knocked my fork onto the floor.

“Sigurd. Leave your brother alone.” Ragnar said, not looking up from his food. I reached down to grab my fork and he stomped on my hand. I shot up out of my chair, holding my hand. I stormed upstairs and slammed my bedroom door.

“Fucking dick!” I seethed. I opened up my closet door and grabbed Harlow's bloody blanket from it. I pressed it to my nose again and inhaled her scent, breathing out almost orgasmically.

I did not hear the door open at all or even notice that someone else was in the room with me until Ivar spoke.

“Well, well, well, what do we have here? Why are you sniffing a bloody blanket and seeming like you are getting off from it? That is totally not weird at all”, he says as he steps into the room.

I dropped the blanket and looked at Ivar. “Um...my...girlfriend started her period and I have a fetish?” I asked, making a face. Then I sighed. I couldn't lie to him. I stood up and heard the family laughing downstairs so I shut my door quietly. “I erm...well...kind of was but wasn't lying. I have a girlfriend. Of sorts. Remember the old hunting cabin? I reinforced it and now I have a girl in there...trapped...against her will…” I explained as quietly as I could, hoping he wouldn't judge me. “I love her.”

It is quiet for a moment before Ivar speaks. “That is not what I was expecting you to say but I can understand that. You want to know why? I also have fallen in love with a beautiful girl and have her trapped in that one cave with the vault door. It seems we really are connected and have a lot in common brother. What a coincidence or better yet maybe it is fated that this has happened”, he said with a smug look on his face.

I looked at him with a hateful glare. “What. The. Fuck. Ivar? I have felt guilty for keeping this from you and then you go and hit me with this shit? The fuck is wrong with you?” I demanded.

“Oh Hvitserk do not be such a drama queen. You think I have not felt the same guilt as you. I could not tell you because I thought you would look at me differently. Now look how the situation has done a full turn around. We now know that we both are psychopaths. Now we can tell each other everything and maybe help each other out. It will be fun”, he said with a mischievous glint in his eye.

I smirked at him. “What do you have in mind little brother?”

Tag List: @tephi101 @jacksonroth @unic0rn-world @supernaturalvikingwhore @misskalonthelady @two-unbeatable-beaters @captstefanbrandt @lol-haha-joke @filthyshieldmaiden

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Obsessive Tendencies

Chapter one in the collaboration with the amazing @tephi101 who also worked her wonderful magic on this moodboard. Hope you love it.

Warnings: Torturous scenes, cussing, dark!hvitserk, abuse, kidnapping

Words: 573

Chapter 1

I woke up to cold water hitting me. Immediately I knew I wasn't at home. I felt rope digging into my ankles and wrists. I was sitting upright in what felt like a wooden chair. I wasn't wearing the clothes I went out in. I was in my bra and panties.

I had a splitting headache and felt nauseous. “Help.” I rasped.

“Oh, sweetheart, the exact opposite of help is here.” Came a voice as a light got switched on. I closed my eyes and looked away from the offending light.

“Who are you?” I asked, opening my eyes to peek at the man standing in front of a large, metal door.

“You're not really in any position to be asking questions, princess.” He said, smugly, stroking his chin scruff.

“How did I get here?” I asked.

He sighed, slightly angry. “Please...don't make me repeat myself. I hate that.”

I bit my lip, resulting in a growl from him. He crouched down in front of me. “Name.”

“Wh-what?” I stammered.

“Are you a fucking idiot?” He demanded, squeezing my face in one hand. “I asked for your goddamned name, so tell it to me.”

“Har-low. Harlow.” I said, uneasy at first but more confident the second time. “Please tell me your name as well so I know what to call you.”

He rolled his eyes and stood up rather quickly. He pulled something from the back of his jeans but before I could get a good look I felt a shock in my side. Then I flew backwards, head hitting the concrete floor, my vision going white.

I felt a weight on my stomach and tried my best to focus on this beautiful monster's face. “What do you want?” I pleaded.

“I want you, Harlow. You're mine now. You will be mine forever. Say hello to your new home. When you've earned the right to certain privileges you will be allowed to decorate it and I may even let you outside for short periods of time. But I have to trust you and right now, I do not.” He explained.

I looked at him, defiantly. “I DIDN'T ASK TO BE HERE! I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE! JUST LET ME GO!” I screamed and got a backhand to the face.

Another shock tensed my body up. I yelped out in pain. The weight from my body and the chair were starting to kill my arms and I couldn't bear it. “Please let me up.” I begged, quietly. “It hurts.”

“That's not my problem is it. You have to work for rewards. What are you going to do for me if I let you up?”

There it was. Stereotypical movie scene where it was kill or be killed. I bit my lip and he growled darkly. “Please.” I said, quietly.

I felt a shock on my side again and cried out in pain. “Wrong answer.” He snapped.

He stood up and took two long strides which led to the door. “When you are ready to cooperate, let me know.” He said, opening the door.

“No. Please! Please!” I screamed as he shut off the one dim light in the place. “PLEASE!” I begged as he shut the door behind himself. I shut my eyes, the concrete cold on my bare arms as the chair and rope dug into my skin. I was stuck here. And I would have to play along.

@tephi101 @grungyblonde @filthyshieldmaiden

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Obsessive Tendencies

A/N: My next chapter in my collab with @tephi101. Sorry this chapter is shorter than the others. But i need Tephi to help with the next one. :) surprise guys. Enjoy.

Catch up here. Chapter 1, chapter 2, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6

Warnings: Sadistic sexual thoughts, mentions of blood lust, cursing, masturbation

Chapter 7

Hvitserk's POV

“Hey Hvit. I haven't seen much of you lately.” My brother Ubbe stated coming into my room. I was laying on my bed, video game controller in one hand, the other resting on the plate laying on my stomach.

“I've been seeing someone.” I stated, not letting my eyes leave the screen.

“Oh?” Ubbe asked, coming to sit beside me. “Maybe she will get your face off this screen.” If he only knew. “We are having a surprise birthday dinner for mom. Have you seen Ivar?”

Come to think of it...I hadn't seen him recently either. “No. I will text him.” I said, pausing my game and pulling out my phone.

<ivar. Surprise birthday dinner for mom>

I laid my phone beside me and took a bite of my turkey and swiss sandwich. I smiled broadly, thinking about how hungry Harlow probably was by now. I hadn't been out to see her in two days. I would go tomorrow and take her some of the scraps from tonight. Get her a jug of water to last her the week.

“What are you smiling about?” Ubbe asked, curiously, shoving me in the leg. I forgot he was still in here.

“Just thinking about my girlfriend. I'm going to see her tomorrow.” I said, taking another bite and savoring the taste. I needed to come up with something to do with her. She got sick and I had to take it easy on her. I didn't want her to die from pneumonia or an infection.

“Why don't you bring her to mom's dinner?” My heart began to race. I should've never mentioned her. He would ask all kinds of questions now.

“No. We aren't ready to become public yet. You are the only one who knows. Don't say anything to anyone yet.” I said.

“Okay. Your secret is safe with me.” Ubbe said, standing up. “I'm going to the store to get stuff for dinner. Want to come?”

“Nah. I'm on a roll here.” I said, unpausing my game and clicking the buttons effortlessly.

“I will never understand you.” he said, leaving.

I wouldn't want him to. I had to keep up appearances as the dweebish brother he has always seen me as. I turned off my game with an annoyed sigh and put my plate on the bedside table.

I got up and went to my closet where I kept the blankets I let Harlow use. I put them up to my nose and inhaled deeply. I growled out in arousal. She smelled, heavenly. I felt my dick twitch in my pants. I didn't know how much longer I could play the waiting game. I wanted her badly. I had just unzipped my pants when my phone went off. I flew to my bed and picked it up.

<k> from Ivar. Wow. Really? I waited that long for a Goddamned k? I rolled my eyes and tossed the phone on the bed.

I got up and picked up the blankets to shove back into the closet when I noticed something. Her blood...was all over the blanket. My heart raced in excitement. I knew exactly what I was going to do with her the next time I visited. The thought, brought me pure joy. I just had to get through this dinner for mom first.I hated family dinners. It usually ended up with Bjorn, Ubbe, and Sigurd talking about all their achievements while Ivar and I just sat quietly, talking to one another with our looks. I wondered how he would feel about his brother being a sadist. I considered that an accomplishment...probably not one that would be safe to talk about at a dinner for ones mother though.

I hesitantly shoved the blanket in the very back of my closet and shut the door. I grabbed some decent looking clean clothes and headed to the bathroom to get ready for this stupid dinner. As soon as I felt the water hit my naked skin, I pressed my forearm to the tile and leaned my head against it. I wrapped my other hand around my dick and started thinking about the blood on the blanket, Harlow's pained face, and what exactly I had in store for her tomorrow so she would know that I wasn't as nice as she thought I was. I thought about all the blood that would be shed tomorrow. I released myself on the tile wall and bit my lip trying to silence the moan that followed. I bit down until I tasted blood. After I was sure the shower wall was rinsed off, I shut off the water and wrapped myself in a towel. I wiped the condensation from the mirror and grinned at myself. Harlow, you better brace yourself. Because you are literally going to have to fight for your life tomorrow. I thought before putting on my clothes.

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Obsessive Tendencies

A/N: My third part to the fic i am collaborating with the wonderful @tephi101 who also did this amazing moodboard. You can read chapter one here and chapter two here.

Warnings: slight gore, cursing, abusive themes, torture

Chapter 3

How long have I been here? Hours? Days? My arms were so numb. The ground was freezing, as was my body. My teeth started chattering and I was shivering. I had no voice left due to screaming for help. I had no idea, not the slightest inkling of where I was, who my captor was, when he'd be back, or what day or time it was.

I was exhausted but couldn't sleep. I tried to scan my eyes around the dark room but I couldn't see anything but total and absolute darkness.

There was a click from outside and I heard the door start sliding before I seen anything. “Good morning, Harlow.”

I tried to reply but started coughing. My throat was raw and dry and I couldn't breathe from my nose but it hurt to breathe from my mouth. He flipped the light on and came quickly to me. He pulled the chair up and immediately began to untie me.

My brows furrowed in confusion but I noticed he left the door open so I stayed still for a bit. “Are you sick?” He asked, looking and sounding genuinely concerned. I answered him with trying to breathe from nose but it coming out as a cough. He put his hands on my face. “You're burning up.” He stated. He helped me up out of the chair and I immediately kneed him in the nuts.

He dropped to his knees and I beelined for the door. I slid through and turned left. I had no idea where I was going but I knew eventually I'd make it out. “Help!” I tried to scream but came out a whisper. I ran as fast as my legs would take me, my arms were dangling uselessly beside me, completely dead.

Just then I felt cold, metal teeth clamp into my ankle and I dropped to the ground. I couldn't scream but I tried to. Tears streamed down my face. I had no idea what I had done to piss off the Gods and deserve this but apparently I had done something awful. I tried to open the trap but there was too much weight behind it for someone who was hungry and dehydrated.

I looked up when I heard leaves crunch. It was him. I looked down in defeat as he approached me slowly. “That was NOT very nice of you, was it?” He demanded, putting his hands on the trap. I shook my head and sniffled. “Looks like you need my help. Are you going to be good and do as I say from now on?”

“Fuck you.” I whispered weakly.

“Wrong answer.” He growled out, kicking the trap, sending a jolt of pain around my ankle and up my leg. I threw myself back in agony as tears streamed down my face, my mouth agape in another attempt at screaming.

He opened the trap and swooped me up in his arms, carrying me back to...oh. It was a cabin. But the inside was completely reinforced with metal. No lights. No windows. No way out, except for a door with a padlock on the outside.

“I couldn't find you a decent bed but I brought you a couple blankets and a pillow.” He said, emotionless. I could tell he was upset with me. “Now I have to go back into town and get medical supplies. I will probably stay with you for the night too. To make sure your fever doesn't spike.” He sniffed, sat you down on the cold ground and went out the door for a split second and popped his head back in. “I'm getting the blankets. You try anything funny and I will let the wolves have at you.” I nodded and poked at my ankle. I hissed in pain. I studied it for a moment, noticing that the cut was deep enough to reveal bone. I threw my head to the side and started retching.

My captor came running back in. He put one hand on my back and started holding my hair with the other. What the hell was going on? Why was he being so nice today?

I wiped my mouth on my arm and he stood to throw blankets on the floor. “Lie down.” He didn't have to tell me twice. I laid on the blankets he covered me up. “I'm running to get some first aid supplies. I'll be back, okay?” I nodded, and he took off out the door as I fell into a deep sleep.

I was woken up some time later. “Hey. You okay?” My captor asked, concerned. I shook my head no and he was immediately uncovering me. He looked into my eyes. His we're beautiful when he was being scary. Now that they were full of worry, seemingly for my well being, they were the most beautiful eyes I had ever seen. “One issue at a time, okay?” He said, as he took hold of my ankle. I whimpered and dug my nails into his arm. “Hey, it's okay. I'm just fixing you up, okay?” I nodded and watched as he poured water and witch hazel into a bowl and dipped a cloth in it. He looked at me and smiled a half smile. “This may burn, okay?” I nodded and kicked out with my other foot as soon as the burning contact was made. It ended up hitting him in the stomach and I flinched thinking I would be hit. The hit never came and I looked at him from under my lashes. “I'm sorry it hurts. I will go as fast as I can, okay?” I looked at him in confusion but nodded. I didn't know what his game was, but I didn't want any part of it. I just wanted to go home.

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Obsessive Tendencies

A/N: Here is Chapter 5 of the collab fic i am doing with the amazing and wonderful and talented (i could continue on all day) @tephi101 enjoy my loves.

Warnings: torture, non consensual touching, cursing, angst, despair, mind games, mentions of stalking

Chapter 5

I sat up slowly on my makeshift pallet that my captor made for me. He was snoring softly and I glanced over at him. How could someone who looked so peaceful be such a monster? I slid away from him slowly, not wanting to be near him. My ankle burned and my throat was raw but my headache was gone. I used a tiny counter to get to my feet and almost dropped as the shooting pain went to my ankle. I bit my lip to keep from yelping out in pain.

I limped my way around the room looking for anything I could use as a weapon. There was nothing. I glanced at the door for a second and noticed...a cattle prod. He left it there. If I could only make it. I turned to look at him. He had rolled over and was facing the wall. I dropped to my hands and knees and crawled quickly over to it. I picked it up and crawled over to him, as silently as I could. As soon as it made contact with his body he grabbed ahold of it and jerked it from my hand. He sighed in anger and shot to his feet. His eyes bloodshot from just waking up. I fell to my ass and scooted backwards towards the door as he sauntered slowly in my direction.

“Well, well...we seemed to have failed that test now...haven't we?” He asked, a dark smirk appearing on his face. How could I have been so stupid? Of course he left it there on purpose. “Do you have anything to say for yourself?” He said in a demanding yet fearfully calm tone.

I felt the door against my back and knew there was nowhere else to go. My bottom lip quivered and I looked him in the eyes. “DO YOU?!” He yelled out, making me jump.

“I'm sorry.” I croaked out quickly.

He knelt down and licked his bottom lip. “Oh no. That's not going to fly this time. You're not sorry for betraying my trust. That was a pathetic attempt at getting out of your punishment. I know that. You know that. What do you REALLY have to say for yourself?”

I glared at him and mustered up enough bravery to say exactly what was on my mind. “You are a piece of shit. I'm not scared of you. You are a weak, little boy who gets his rocks off on hurting those smaller than him. What is it that you want? Huh? What do you get from all this?” My voice was cracking and shaky. I could probably play it off as my sore throat since it hadn't fully restored yet. It was still a bit whispery and I knew I sounded less than confident from that fact alone. He put a hand on my leg and started caressing it softly.

He was smiling as it traveled too far up for my liking, just enough to make me nervous and then back down. “Honesty. I like it. And you pretty much have me pegged don't you. Except for one thing. You were right about me getting off on your pain and the fact that you are a fighter. I will admit that. You know what else I get off on? The fact that one day, before this is all over, you'll be begging for me. I'm going to break you. I will be the only thing social in your life. You have nobody else. No friends. No family. Just me. And eventually...you are going to crave my company. Plead for it. And when that day comes it will be music to my ears.” I cocked my head to the side.

“Keep dreaming psycho.” I stated, watching his hand move.

“Oh, I almost forgot. I've been watching you for some time now. That little fire escape beside your bedroom window. I've been on that thing so many times. I have seen you with numerous lovers. So I know gentle touches like this, get you going. I also know that you like…” he grabbed a handful of my hair and jerked my head to the side before placing his mouth on my neck and kissing it softly. My skin started to tingle against my will and I jerked away. He laughed in my face and I glared at him. I felt like my privacy and myself had been violated. “Oh, and what you were wrong about.” He whispered in my ear. He started moving his hand up and down my leg again. “You may think me weak but who has the upper hand here?” He asked, as his hand traveled to my wounded ankle and pressed down with what I think was all his strength.

I opened my mouth to scream but no sound came out. Tears filled my eyes and then spilled over as I kicked back with my other leg, missing him completely. He stood, snatched me by my hair and drug me over to the pile of blankets on the floor. “Think about what you have said and done after I took care of you. You can't be trusted so I guess you will be okay for a couple days without me.” He said, smirking. He picked up all the medical supplies he brought and pulled all but one blanket out from under me. “Try to stay warm. It's supposed to get chilly these next few nights.”

I shook my head. “Please.”

“Please what?” He asked, raising an eyebrow.

“I have no clothes. Please leave the blankets.” I sobbed. He looked at me and his features softened.

“I'm sorry but bad girls get punished. I'll see you in a couple days.” He said and started walking towards the door. I dropped my head and started crying, expecting him to just disappear out the door. He didn't. “Harlow?” I looked up, my eyes and cheeks wet with tears. “My name...is Hvitserk.” And with that he was out the door. I heard the lock click on the outside and his truck start. I wrapped the blanket around me and listened to the sound of it fade away. I was alone again. And he was right. I was already craving his company. I never was good at being alone. It made me anxious. What was I supposed to do now?

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Dangerous Game

A/N: I decided for a halfway carefree chapter before it gets too intense. That's why this chapter is short and sweetish. I hope ya'll enjoy. Here is chapters 1, 2, and 3 for those new to the story.

Warnings: Hints at drug use, cussing

Chapter 4

“WOO!” I yelled, racing down the road in my car. Hvitserk and I were laughing and having a great time. “Oh my Gods! I have an idea!”

“What?” Hvitserk asked, looking at me. His pupils were dilated, greatly.

“Hold on. Remember when we were kids and we had races all the time in which you lost?” I asked. I felt like i was talking too fast for him to understand but I couldn't slow down.

“I remember racing. Yes.” He said, just as fast.

“Let's do it again. See who the real champion is.”

“You are so on old man.” He said, laughing.

I continued to speed down the road until I reached a dirt path and pulled off. I fought to get out and realized I had my seatbelt on. I finally got free and fell to my knees. Hvitserk was standing in front of the car and looked down at me.

“You good?”

“Yep. Never better. I feel like I am half my age.” I stated, standing up to stretch my muscles. After a couple minutes I looked at him with a smirk. “On three. One…” And then he took off. “CHEATING LITTLE SHIT!” I yelled, running after him. I dodged trees and tried to catch up with him.

“Come on, Ubbe. I can do this all night. Can you?” He asked, laughing. He turned to look at me for a second and tripped over a log. I sped past him and laughed as he scrambled to get up. He grabbed my ankle and pulled me to the ground before quickly crawling over me and getting to his feet. “I thought you were better than this, brother.” He said as I got up and staggered for minute. He looked over his shoulder at me as I leaned against a tree. “Ubbe?”

“I...can't...breathe. My heart is going to explode. Oh my Gods. My chest!” I panicked.

“Come on. Let's get you to a hos…” I didn't even let him finish his sentence.

“No. No. No. No hospitals. I will be arrested. I won't see my daughter grow up. I will be behind bars. I am going to die in this forest. Oh shit. I fucked up, Hvit. I really…” I felt a slap to my face and my senses immediately came back to me. “You...just slapped me.”

“Yeah and you're fixed. Yay.” He answered with a smirk. “Now let's get you home and to bed.” He said. “I'll drive.”

I scoffed. “You are NOT driving my car. I wouldn't trust you with a bicycle.”

“Ouch man. Cuts deep.” He said, putting his hand over his heart.

“Come on. I will take you home.”

“Can I crash on your couch?” He asked.

I sighed. “Fine. But you are leaving when I leave for work. You make messes and it annoys.”

“Yes sir.” He stated, saluting.

“Idiot.”

We walked back to my car in silence and got in. I turned on my CD player and turned it up. I started head bobbing to Alice In Chains and soon started singing along. Hvitserk quickly joined in. We started laughing and had a competition to see who could sing worse.

We came to the conclusion that Hvit had definitely won by the time I pulled in. We got out and I looked at him. “I actually had a good time tonight.”

“Oh shit. Are we about to kiss because…” I punched his shoulder and walked away from him.

Once inside I headed immediately to my room. I was exhausted.

I tossed and turned for what seemed like hours before sleep FINALLY came.

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Good For Nothing

A/N: Working hard on setting dates that my fics come out so just bear with my randomness until then. Catch up on chapter 1 here. @tephi101 made the moodboard. So all credit goes to her artistic abilities. :)

Warnings: Smoking, Language, Horn Dog Hvitserk's sexual content

Chapter 2

Victoria's POV

I walked up the steps that lead to the school and I looked up at it with dread. I should have just stayed home with Brad today. Biting my lip I walked in and was immediately greeted with the tardy bell. Fuck it. I decided to meet with my cousins where we usually met when we were late for our classes. Bjorn was already there. Ubbe was nowhere to be seen and Hvitserk was practically fucking a girl against the wall. I grimaced and rolled my eyes. I sat beside Bjorn and reached into his shirt pocket for a cigarette. I put it between my lips and he lit it for me.

“Where is Ubbe this fine morning.” I asked, taking a long drag.

Bjorn scoffed and took his own hit.

“Where do you think?” Hvitserk piped up, not taking his lips from his latest conquest's neck.

“Let me guess. With Torvi.” I stated.

Bjorn nodded, blowing smoke out. I knew he was upset. He had been in love with her for quite some time. Yet out of the blue Ubbe came along and swept her away. I patted Bjorn's hand. “It'll be okay. You'll find someone.” I stated.

We heard a door open and we all stiffened.

“Fucking bitch. Why can't I come stay with you?” We heard from the very bottom of the stairs. “I don't want to be there anymore, dad. Why did you leave me there with her?” I furrowed my brows and crept slowly down the stairs to see who it was. “Because Athelstan thinks he is my father and he isn't. No. But dad listen…”

You recognized the boy immediately. He was Aethelred. His mom was big on helping the school, money wise. He was a rich kid, what did he have to be unhappy about. “I only ever see you once every three years anyway. Maybe we can...dad listen to me, please. No…” You inhaled again and blew the smoke towards him. “I can't believe this. So basically you want me to ‘man up’. Un-fucking-believable. Where am I supposed to work here?” He asked, swatting away the smoke and then looked up at me. “I will call you back.” He hung up and glared. “Can I help you?”

I held my cigarette out to him. “Looks like you could use a hit or two.”

“Do you even begin to realize how fucking disgusting those things are?” He asked, wrinkling up his nose.

“Try it. You might like the buzz.” I stated.

Aethelred's POV

Did I want to take the risk of my mother catching the smell of cigarette smoke on me? Woman had a nose like a hound. Fuck it. I took the half smoked cigarette from this girl and put it between my lips.

“Now inhale.” Oh great. She thought I was stupid.

“I'm not an idiot.”

“By the way, the movie theater I work at is hiring. They are desperate for help so you can come with me and they will hire you on the spot. You game?” She asked. Who in the hell was she? Why had I never seen her before?

“Do you always listen to people's conversations?” I asked.

“Only the cute ones. Think about it, Aethelred.” She said and turned to go up the stairs.

What in the fuck? “How do you know my name?”

“I'm a psychic.” She said, before disappearing around the corner for the next flight of stairs. I was struck. That was the weirdest conversation I had ever had in my whole life. Yet my legs were following her path before I could even think. I rounded the corner and slowly crept up the next set of stairs before I heard talking.

“You do know that your father hates Athelstan right? And that Aethelred is Athelstan's stepson. Not to mention they were close knit with my father until he married that cunt Judith.” A guy said.

“I know. But he is intriguing and he seems to dislike them as much as our family does.” Her voice chimed in.

“I hope you know what you're doing.” Came the male voice.

“Hopefully him, soon enough.” I felt a blush creep across my face. I am a literal virgin. Not by choice. I have tried many times but was always cockblocked by my mother. I rounded the corner and looked at the group. Two guys and this random girl. I studied her face. “Oh my God! I almost ran you over today!” I yelled.

“Can you shut the fuck up man, before we get busted. You can talk normally. You don't have to yell.” Said the blonde boy beside of her.

“You also flipped me off. You really know how to woo a lady.” She said, pulling a flask from her friend's hoodie pocket. She popped open the top and took a drink, a single drop dripping from her lips and down her chin. I flicked my tongue over my bottom lip and forced myself to not wipe it off. She was beautiful. I was going to take that job just to get to know her better.

“So, am I giving you a lift to work or do we have to walk?” I asked with a sheepish grin.

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Dangerous Game

A/N: Here is the second chapter. I hope ya'll enjoy it.

Warnings: Cussing, mentions of drug use, mentions of child neglect

Chapter 2

I was a nervous and anxious wreck all day. I watched the clock up until two when a woman with a fucked transmission came in. That took four hours. When I looked up at the clock and it read six I dropped my socket wrench to the floor. “Shit! Floki! I gotta go!” I yelled.

“Be here at six in the morning and we will tag team the tire change, alignment, and brakes on the Range Rover.”

“Okay!” I ran to my car to call my brother.

“Where the fuck are you, man?” Came Hvit’s voice on the other end after one ring.

“Some of us have actual jobs. I'm leaving now. Just get there, explain I worked late and send me a text with his address. I got to make one more stop so I'll be there as soon as I can.” I said, hanging up.

I drove to my destination at top speed and immediately climbed out of my car. I sighed heavily and ran up the steps and into the building.

“Hello. May I help you?”

“Yes. I was wondering if the big boss was in today.” I asked, politely.

“One moment.” She picked up the phone, punched in a couple of numbers and waited. “Yes, Chief Ecbert. There is a young man here to see you.”

She hung up and lead me around the corner to a big, wooden door. “Thank you.” I said, flashing her a smile.

She smiled shyly back. “I'm Torvi.”

“Ubbe.”

“Well, good luck and have a nice day, Ubbe.” She said, walking away. I cocked my head to the side, checking her out, before I shook my head and knocked on the door.

“Enter.”

I opened the door and started talking before he even came into view. “Hello sir. I am Ubbe Lothbrok and I need to tell you everything before my nerves get the best of me and I bitch out. I'm trying to get custody of my daughter. My brother likes weed. He suggested selling drugs for money. I don't want to die. I don't want to be arrested. I just want my daughter. I'm willing to give you any and all information on this guy if none of this gets me locked up.” I blabbed out.

“You have a huge set of balls on you, kid.”

“Thank you?” It came out as a question, not a statement.

“I think I can help you, help me.” He said, walking over to his desk and pulling a drawer open. He pulled out some wires attached to a microphone and a little black box. “This is…”

“I know what the fuck that is. No. I'm not doing it. I'm not fucking stupid. You're going to get me killed if I wear a wire.” I yelled.

“How else am I to believe you?”

“Because I'm fucking here! I told you what is going on. I'll record everything on my phone and send it via email. Just please don't make me wear that.” I begged.

“Calm down. Jesus. You anxious little shit.” Ecbert stated, dropping the device back into the drawer. “Hand me your phone.”

“What?”

“Hand. Me. Your. Phone.” He said, like he was talking to a child.

I nodded and handed it to him. “I'm going to wiretap your phone. I need permission but seeing as how this is all off the record, I don't give a shit. This is completely unorthadox and I'm at risk of my job.” He sat down with my phone and started fiddling with it. “Do not for any reason let this man have access to your phone. He will be able to download apps to see if the phone has been tapped. Do I make myself clear?”

“Yes sir.” He handed my phone back and looked into my eyes with his hand on my shoulder.

“Be careful. This is a very dangerous game you're playing, Ubbe Lothbrok.”

I nodded. “I know, sir. But I need to get my daughter back and my wife won't let me see her.”

“Why didn't you come to me for help with that?” He asked, curiously.

I sighed, defeated. “She left me because I found out she was fucking around. We got into a huge fight and she beat the hell out of me. I had enough and grabbed her wrists, threw her down. She's kept my daughter since. And I know for a fact she isn't being taken care of.”

He nodded. “And you think because of this one altercation we can't help you. You're correct. But we also need proof your daughter is being mistreated for the courts to even think about letting you see her. Can you do that?”

I nodded. “Thank you for your help, sir. Do you have a card or…”

He took my phone from my hands and punched in some numbers. “I put it under Torvi’s name with a heart emoji.” I chuckled and it sounded foreign to me. I haven't laughed in a month.

“Alright I got to go meet this guy so I really have to go.” I said, heading for the door.

“God be with you, Ubbe.” He said. I turned to look at him with my hand on the knob.

“I'm Pagan, sir.” And left.

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Dangerous Game

A/N: Here it is. Chapter one of Ubbe's Crime story. I will say now, the stories are not connected in any way, shape or form. I was going to connect them but I have realized I am definitely not that talented. If you want to be tagged in later chapters just let me know. The moodboard was made by me. The pictures, I got off Google. Also if something doesn't make sense where it is, please let me know. I try to catch it when I post it but Tumblr hates me also.

Warnings: Mentions of drugs, cursing, wife withholding a child

Chapter 1

“Ubbe! What are you doing here?” My estranged wife Margrethe demanded.

“I came to see my daughter.” I snapped. “You have kept her from me long enough.”

“No. You don't need to see her! She doesn't want to see you. She doesn't even ask about you! Now leave before I have you escorted off the premises!” She yelled, slamming the door in my face.

I beat on it in anger. “Margrethe! Open the fucking door now!” I screamed. “I want to see my daughter! You have no right to keep her from me!”

I stormed down her porch steps and to my car. “Fucking bitch.” I muttered. I slammed the car door behind me and sped out of her driveway, flinging gravel. I would get the money to get custody of her. I knew Hayen wasn't being well taken care of.

I drove to my shitty apartment complex, whipped into a parking spot and pulled out my phone to call my brother.

“Hello?”

“Bjorn, how much would a lawyer run me to help me get custody of Hayen from Margrethe?”

Bjorn sighed. “I didn't finish law school, dude.”

“I know. I just need to know what the price is. Humor me.” I pleaded.

“It just depends on a flat rate or if the lawyer charges by the hour. Flat rates are the best ways to go but still could run anywhere from three to six thousand.” He explained.

“Fuck me.” I was a mechanic. There was no way I'd be able to make that much anytime soon. Even with working over time. “Alright. Thanks Bjorn.”

“Yup. Later.” He hung up and I threw my phone on the floor board.

“FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” I yelled hitting the dash, angry tears streaming down my cheeks.

After a few minutes I got out and went to my apartment.

Once inside I clicked on the TV, went to the kitchen and threw my last frozen dinner in the microwave, and grabbed a beer. This has been my life for the past month. Everyday after work I try to go see my daughter, Margrethe shoots me down AND pisses me off at the same time.

She didn't even want to be a mother so I knew she was only withholding my daughter to hurt me.

Four beers down, food forgotten in the microwave, and some shitty reality TV later, there is a pounding on my door. “Who is it?” I demanded, getting up, annoyed.

“It's Hvitserk! Your brother!”

I sighed. I didn't even want to deal with his little stoner ass right now.

“Go away, Hvit!” I yelled, pulling out my phone to check the time. Wow. Six thirty. Only an hour had passed.

“Ubbe. Let me in, please. I need to talk to you. It's about Margrethe.”

I sighed and flung the door open. “What?”

“We’ve been sleeping together.”

I rolled my eyes and slammed the door in his face.

“Ubbe! Please!”

I turned up my TV and went to take a shower. He would get bored and leave while I was in there. I stayed in there until the hottest of water turned cold. When I came back out with a towel around my waist, he was still knocking.

“JESUS CHRIST, HVITSERK! GO THE FUCK HOME!” I snapped. “I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU FUCKING MY WIFE!YOU REEK OF FUCKING WEED! I DON’T FUCKING CARE! SO CAN YOU PLEASE JUST GO THE FUCK HOME!?” I knew it was harsh and I shouldn't have taken my anger out on him. He had always wanted Margrethe and I stole her out from under him. Now I wish I hadn't.

“Yeah, I’ll go. Just...call me when you want to get your daughter back.” He said. I ripped the door open and grabbed him by the back of the shirt, pulling him inside. “Jesus.” He yelped out.

“What the fuck did you just say?” I demanded, looking him in the eyes.

“I was at Bjorn’s when you called. Three to six thousand? That's easy to come up with.” He explained.

“Oh yeah?” I asked, arching an eyebrow and crossing my arms over my chest.

“Yeah. My dealer has been wanting someone to go around and sell to places that he and his associates can't cover. You will make a third of all that you sell but you have to bring the money to Harald first so he knows you aren't skimming him.” He explained like it was basic, everyday knowledge.

I bit my lip. Did I want to risk this dumb shit while I was trying to get my daughter? That's all I needed was to get busted and never see her again.

“How discreet is the job?”

“You'd be a fucking drug dealer, dude. If you go spouting your business you are a fucking moron. Do you have something to eat? I'm starving.” He pushed past me and followed his nose to my microwave. “Oh shit! Nuggets and a brownie! Dibs!” He yelled, digging in.

“How soon can I meet this guy?” I asked, curiously.

“I can take you after you get off work tomorrow.” He said, mouth full of chewed food. I had to look away otherwise I'd be sick.

“Okay, I'll do it. Tell him we will be there at six tomorrow night.”

"I'll do it right now." He said, pulling out his phone.

I sighed. What in the fuck was I doing?

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