#vin the witch

[bladesofkyber]

THE LAST WITCH HUNTER (2015) dir. Breck Eisner

What is it that people know about [witches], anyway? That we have green skin and like to wear pointy hats and that we're mean and got burned at the stake in Salem?

[theconjurervfx]

The Last Witch Hunter (2015) dir. Breck Eisner.

[majokkoradio]

"Mahoutsukai Sally" - PicoMoe! Future 8bit Series 2-Magical Chip 8bit-chan! - Sally the Witch Opening Cover 

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Vin Packer (pseudonym of Marijane Meaker) - The Evil Friendship - Macfadden - 1970

[fooltofancy]

i've been using the angel hair shampoo bar from lush for a few months at this point and dude idk what it is about this shampoo but good fucking lord has it been in my eyes more times than any other shampoo i've ever used and also. also.

it's not as bad as having jalapeno oil in your eye but that's like. the only comparable thing i can think of lmao.

[that-guy-called-vin]

Hello Anubis, welcome home

[gorgeousgreymatter-x]

Starting my birthday off right watching one of my favorite guilty pleasure Vin Diesel movies The Last Witch Hunter

Listen I'm a simple bitch he's fine as hell in it and it's got Joe Gilgun whomst I'm in love with although not in this role lol AND Rose Leslie AND Elijah Wood?????

[sugarlow23]

The really sad thing about the fast and furious franchise ending is that it means Vin Diesel will have less disposable income to throw at insane vanity projects

[laikuh]

Did my blog get rec’d somewhere? I’ve gotten like 5 followers in the last two days or so. Which is a record for me lol.

[adamwatchesmovies]

The Last Witch Hunter (2015)

I didn’t really expect a good film when I threw The Last Witch Hunter into my Blu-ray player, but I certainly didn’t think it would bore me. Devoid of any surprises, excitement or even unintentional laughs, it’s a tedious affair.

800 years ago, witch hunter Kaulder (Vin Diesel) was cursed with immortality by the dying Queen of the Witches. In present day, he keeps mankind safe from anyone – man or woman – who would use black magic for nefarious purposes. When witches attack Kaulder’s friend Dolan (Michael Caine), our hero teams up with his new aide (also named Dolan and played by Elijah Wood) and a young witch named Chloe (Rosie Leslie).

Vin Diesel can be charismatic, but you'd never guess that from this film. It doesn’t help that his character is both unconvincing and uninteresting. He’s an 800-year old who laments the loss of his wife and daughter when he isn’t seducing airport stewardesses. That’s all there is to him. They don’t even do the obvious thing, like have it that he can’t handle new technology and yearns for the “good old days”. He’s driving fast cars, using iPads, and joking around (well, not to imply that he’s ever funny; I just mean that he’s not grizzled or all that serious about what he does). It becomes so hard to concentrate on what's going on, you'll swear you've been slipped a sleeping potion.

None of the other characters are any more interesting. The evil witches? They’re evil; that’s it. Dolan 36 (Caine) and 37 (Wood) are barely necessary to the plot and have no hopes of being memorable or unique. I would’ve cut them out and had Kaulder teamed up with Chloe for the whole thing. At least she’s got the potential to bring some life in, if only in a “one’s a witch hunter, one’s a witch” kind of way.

What makes this lacklustre fantasy campaign even less interesting is how easily you can predict every bit of the story. This film isn’t a sequel, prequel, or remake, but it feels like it. I’m certain that somewhere, you’ll find some cheap, crappy fantasy film with the exact same plot as The Last Witch Hunter. And then, to make it even worse, the film sets itself up for a sequel. Pray this franchise doesn’t get resurrected the way XXX did.

I wanted to have fun with The Last Witch Hunter. I figured if it wasn’t going to be good, at least it would be goofy fun. Instead I sat there, begging for the picture to end. When it did, I was so underwhelmed it took me a second to realize the credits would start at any second. The only good thing about The Last Witch Hunter is that some of the special effects and makeup are ok and that, at the beginning of the film and in flashbacks, you get to see Vin Diesel donning a ridiculous beard. (On Blu-ray, July 31, 2017)

[theconjurervfx]

The Last Witch Hunter (2015) dir. Breck Eisner.

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Vin Packer (pseudonym of Marijane Meaker) - Don’t Rely on Gemini - Dell - 1970

[facesofcinema]

The Last Witch Hunter (2015)

[that-guy-called-vin]

Blessed Yule fellow witches and pagans!

[anticapitalistclown]

witch trope will be lookism men in *me and the bad btch I pulled by being_*

LMAO

Which troupe will lookism men be:

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic

Daniel, Vasco, Warren, Gapryong, Sinu

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being a simp

Zack, Vin Jin, Ryuhei

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being emotionally unapproachable

Samuel, Gun, James Lee, Olly, Taesoo, Vin Jin

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being a nerd

Yujin, Jace, Koji

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being a bitch

Johan, Jihan, Koji

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being funny

Jake, Goo, Jibeom, Sinu

[emojellyace08]

Jace: What is a witch called between a beach?

Gun and Daniel: A sandwich

Y/N, Zack, Goo, and Vin Jin: A bitch