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[delulu-with-wandanat]

Natasha is definitely boob girl, she's obsessed, entranced by wanda's boobs, it's her favorite refuge; has a headache? Sick? Stressed? Sad? Worried? there's always wanda's chest to seek refuge at. Sometimes wanda uses her obsession for her advantage, they're disagreeing on something or nat refuses her something, she flashes an ounce of her chest and that's it, nat is putty in her hands, or when she simply is teasing her especially when they're at work or with friends, she does it and suddenly nat is stunted, she turns into an incoherent mess which amuses their friends

Anon, I 100% AGREE WITH YOU. I mean we can't really blame her can't we? Cus it's Wanda Maxitiddy for a reason-

But also i can def see her getting distracted on missions, especially with Wanda's suit in CW. She'd be riding her bike with Wanda as the passenger, the mf would glance at the side mirror like... all the time. Wanda then notices the side mirror wasn't actually pointed at the road, rather to her chest.

Or when she's fighting some goons, she's winning obviously. But then Wanda's in the corner of her eyes and the corset is hugging her curves just right and you could see her cleavage. In that split second she got punched square on the nose. She gets distracted a lot to the point where Tony wanted to re-design Wanda's suit but Natasha threatened him not too.

Yes, threatened. kjahwbdkjahwdbkajwhd

And just to add, that part where she flashes an ounce of her chest reminds of that scene in Brooklyn 99 with Jake and Amy. Imagine;

Wanda, in the mood: Please?

Natasha, too tired from mission: Detka, we have all the time in the world. Just let me rest first ok?

Wanda: But I'm really in the mood right now... Please?

Natasha: Wanda, I'm not just some light switch that you can turn on and-

Wanda: *Unbuttons one button revealing a LITTLE bit of her chest*

Natasha: Switch on, let's go-

[delulu-with-wandanat]

I have been cursed with Natasha's love, and now it literally physically pains me to see how she's so old news, I have came into her tiny fandom so late the little crumbs of attention she ever got, when it was its time, I have missed it. I don't think I would ever love a character or a person for that matter like I did her, it's kinda my bad luck to fall in love with the unloved

Man I feel you. And honestly i think majority of Nat’s fans are like that too🥹🫶

We waited 10 years for her own solo movie, and then the mf died before her own solo movie. And then her death was lokey shadowed by Tony’s death—

Its hard out here man😭😭

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Am I the only one to think Natasha is very rich woman if not a billionaire even though she never shows that to anyone not even Clint knows the extent of her riches and uses conveniently Stark's resources. After she starts dating wanda, she would secretly change stark issued credit card for wanda by hers bc she doesn't want her partner to use another person's money, she would drown wanda with expensive jewelry and gifts even though wanda is a simple girl, she would buy anything wanda so much so mentions in a fleeting moment with over the top amounts. Her actions bother wanda in a loving way so she complains about it to Sam or Steve one day, they would be surprised bc nat never used Stark's money to that extent except maybe for ammunition never for personal stuff, that makes her doubtful so she goes reluctantly to tony asking him to trace nat's spendings but he couldn't find anything suspicious. The expensive gifts continue so one day she decides to confront nat about her suspicions, bc nat immediately noticed tony tracing her ( an excellent hacker herself) she have been meaning to come clear to wanda even though she cherished her secrets, she tells her the secret, Wanda then teases her "so now you're my sugar momma?" and "I can't believe I beat a spy at her game and find out her secret all by myself" Natasha is properly grumpy about the second one. To properly say sorry for keeping things from wanda even though wanda is ok with it, she takes her to one of her secret warehouses that not even Clint knows on a beautiful island, she probably owns in the middle of the night just to mess with the boys.They get up the next morning with no trace of the 2 woman, after a while they start worrying (wanda almost never leaves the compound and if she does she tells Steve bc he's a mother hen). They go on a searching spree thinking of worst scenarios, after a while nat hacks into Tony's system just to mess with him (he really hates when she does that bc he likes to think his system is invincible) telling him "relax shell head we have gone on a vacation", tony retaliates " do you realize you have just given up one of your super secret spy safehouse to me now" knowing her secrets are sacred to her and "how did this island escape me, I am gonna have to talk to pepper, I can't believe she missed this gorgeous island" she replies"I trust you " which she even surprises herself to admit that but bc neither of the two were never good with emotions she deflects "now shut it you incessant radio and stop bothering me, I have got a goddess waiting for me to please, don't you dare do anything stupid, you know I don't threaten vainly" still in the haze of that admittance he replies" yeah yeah go ahead and enjoy your little honeymoon, you will not be missed dracula" He then lets the other boys sit with their worries for a bit and stops vision from telling them bc vision found out too, it's only after tony sees them all gearing up, that he eventually tells them. Sam vowed to retaliate for this prank while Steve was planning on dumping his work on nat.

|Sorry, I am annoying and pathetic, sorry to that other person I sent this too, I couldn't resist messing with you|

Omg i LOVE THIS!!!

I mean considering she's an Avenger, was a former assassin that has connections here and there I can definitely see it. Hell for all we know she could own a business at one point-

There's a lot of ways to make money, and as we know Natasha knows... well everything i guess.

She would in fact, without a doubt shower Wanda with gifts. That reminds me of one of those capcut tiktok template where it goes;

Wanda: Ok, detka! Are you ready to exchange gifts?

Natasha: Yesss. I'll go first.

Wanda: Okiee :>

Natasha: It's not much, but its the thought that counts <3

Wanda: Awee-

Natasha: I got you 10 pairs of Dior sneakers, a moose knuckles cuz it's getting cold, and an Iphone 13 Pro Max.

Wanda: I... what-

Natasha: I know, it's not much I'm sorry but... Oh- OH, I also got you a Benz and a mansion.

Wanda:

Natasha: Ok your turn :>

Wanda:

Wanda: *pulling out a flower and teddy bear dressed as black widow*

Natasha, gasp: OMG babeee I love it!

[delulu-with-wandanat]

What's your favourite Natasha romanoff scene???

Def this

I mean… come on—

not only is it badass, its also SUPER hot😩😩

What abt you whats your favorite??

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Listen I love the height difference between Wandanat, it's cute and I like the dynamic BUT I will not stand by and watch all these lies and smear campaigns about her height. No, I repeat no chance in hell Natasha is of Scarlett's height. She's not a midget (no offense to Scarlett and those of her height me included). Natasha was reasonable centimeters shorter than Steve and Thor, sure she wore the heeled boots around them, but still, she was NOT 1,6. I would like to still keep their height differences

HJDAJHEDGVAJE I can feel the passion you have about this. To which I respect.

[delulu-with-wandanat]

When I read in fanfics, nat pushing Wanda against the wall, I can't help but think about that must be an uncomfortable position considering their height difference, like asdfghkidhssg how is she supposed to reach her neck or mouth

bRO?! I get that she's fun sized but no need to violate my girl like that AKJWHDBKAJWDBKJAW😭😭😭

Jk i wonder that too-

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Well the answer is pretty obvious, they would go for the conjoined last name bc each would want the last name of the other so to compromise they would go for both. But I would love if it's moffnoff

The real question is how many children would they have? I personally think many maybe 5

And what would their names be

No, ur right that is the REAL question. Initially i hc them having 3 kids, but ngl i think 5 would work as well.

They’ll have a set of twins that’s for sure, courtesy of Wanda’s dna. And i’d like to think they either adopt or took in like one of the girls from the red room (or like they saved a little kid or smthn idk)

As for names… I’m still lost on that part🥲

But i bet Yelena would ask them to name one Yelena Junior so she could be as cool as her aunty-

[delulu-with-wandanat]

What do you know about tribbing? Can the women cum inside each other from that? But firstly can they reach climax from it?

ion know bro, gotta put it to the test. lemme call my girl-

Joking, JOKING. Real answer under here :>

To my very limited knowledge I'm guessing you can't cum inside each other. But as for climaxing, tribbing is basically rubbing your clit together sooo, yeah if that turns you on and it stimulates you then yeah it can make them reach climax.

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Then Sam and Clint would be pestering them to name one of their kids after them, Clint would be nonstop gilt tripping Nat, reminding her that he named one of his kids after her and that he saved her from the Red Room. Sam would be feigning sadness whenever he's around them let them hear how he's left aside and that nobody takes him as a close friend. Then the other men would notice the theatrics and join in. Imagine if Wanda declared she would name her child after Vision bc he's her bff just to shut them off but also to rile up Nat

HEHFHEJJFJE THAT VERY CUNTY OF WANDA-

That would rile up Natasha for sure, i like to think that despite being riled up she still remains calm and collected. Like aint no way Wanda is being serious, but then she also decided to give Wanda a taste of her own medicine.

“My love, I’m not calling our child Vision. They’ll get bullied. What about Maria? I think it sounds very beautiful-“ (Imagine Blackhill had a history or smthn)

She slept on the couch that night.

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Whenever I go to Scarlett's fan accounts on Twitter, Elizabeth's fan accounts are all suggested, coincidence? methinks not, Twitter knows about Wandanat, it's a sign, they're canon

That's where you are wrong anon. I strictly remember Wanda and Natasha being happily married and have twin boys. I think the show was set like a sitcom, 'Wandanat' i think it was called.

yeah..

(I live in denial)

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Stupid question but how do you see Natasha? In the wandanat fandom, I think she's too much butchified, in her other saphhic ships like blackhill & peggynat, she's too femmefied. Personally, I see her as something else, more masc for sure. This forced dichotomy ultimatum really messes up fans characterisation of her, it isn't about what stereotypes they rely on or what vibes they get from her, they really mess up her personality traits, her psyche. In a lot of instances, they make her ooc,especially the ones that femmefy her, they princessify and babygirlify her too much, it really infuriates me, I also want to throw hands at those Blackhill & peggynat shippers especially the later ones bc I feel like their whole ship is based on this dynamic: femmefied Nat, the funny thing is the f/m version of this ship: romangers don't even femmefy this much. That woman is the love of my life, I want people to pay her due respect.

I actually really respect your immense love for her ngl. And to answer your question, I see Nat as... Idk how to describe it. But she's basically comfortable in anything really.

Lot more dominant, that's for sure. But in a case of fem or masc, I feel like she just neutral? I'm not sure how to describe it.

I never read any Peggynat or Blackhill so I wouldn't know abt her femmfy-ing thing XD

I guess that's the fun part abt fanfics, people have their own headcannon of how they perceive their fav characters. They could stay true to the characters nature, or completely turn them 180 degree change. However, that being said I think it's completely fine that you dislike it when she's femmefied too much. To each of their own right?

Me personally don't care too much? Cus if I read a fic and the character feels off, I just scroll away XD

[delulu-with-wandanat]

I really like wanda and nat's friendship before shipping them. I really like to believe they grew closer, that they cared about each other before they became something more intimate. I just want to read about their wholesome friendship and sadly there aren't many fic about that. Also there are very few good enemies to lovers fic of them where there should be more, that's literally the start of their relationship. I know I should be the change I wanna see but I don't think I am capable of doing such thing

Gotta agree with you anon, their friendship wasn't explore much in the movies but I like to believe they grew to care for eachother. Especially knowing their the only girls in the team. It would be nice to read and explore more of their friendshipp

I need me a wholesome Wandanat fic where they slowly realizes they loved each other more than friends akjhdbakjhdbwakj

I think you should give it a go though anon! When you decide to post it know that'll i'll be first in line with all the kudos XDD

It was the same for me, I'm not much of a writer and I don't even write half as good as most of the author here :') But regardless who caress?? I need an outlet to let out my deluluness, and turns out there's ppl who enjoy it too!

So I'd say just make that first draft and let ur imagination fly :DDD

[delulu-with-wandanat]

How does feel like to live in your little delulu echo chamber bubble of shipping 2 characters who had less 3 seconds of screentime together. How does it feel like to be part of a nonexistent community (this ship has fans you can count on your fingers) how does feel like to be the blackest sheep to ever black among the mcu shipping fandom. Because I do also live in that delulu land and sometimes reality hits me and I realize how pathetic I am, I even double it down and made this ship the source of my sanity and stability, how laughable, pitiful I am

What are u talking about anon?

Are you telling me Wanda and Natasha haven’t been dating since Civil War? Didn’t they kissed and protect each other in the midst of battle fighting thanos?? Are you saying they’re not married and have two kids and are living a simple life in a tiny town called westview?!!

(I sure do love my little delulu wandanat island)

[delulu-with-wandanat]

would u write wandanat x child reader

YESS DEFINITELY

its my favorite PLS SEND THE REQUESTT!!!

[delulu-with-wandanat]

I am sad and disheartened even though it's about a fictional character, I needed someone to share it with who can understand, I was roaming around the internet, reading stuff about Natasha. I have seen a lot of stuff mocking nat, her abilities, her usability, tweets joking about her guns against aliens ( how wrong), her running around whilst the other avengers are "flying",... Not to forget, the ones resuming her only by her titties and ass, then there was a tweet by a WANDA( WOMAN)Stan saying she would have been a run through, cum dumpster if the MCU was ok with sex scenes & the truly sad part is how everyone was laughing at that. It's sad to see that Natasha not only had been done dirty by marvel but also the audience.

The funny part is a lot of people believe that yelena is a better character than nat, of course she would be, no one let nat to be more than an ass and titties as if though the whole screentime she got in the MCU was just a steamy photo session. I got a lot to say about the sexualization part I don't know how to put it in words, it's a lot

OMG- please you can rant to be abt it all the time please. I’ve been ranting about this for DAYSSSS IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE FELT THE SAME.

First of its sad (yet not surprising) that a Wanda stan said that. They always let down other women in order to bring her up. That’s why there was a phase where i hated Wanda because of her fans (dont come at me ok seriously on tiktok they wont stfu).

Literally the coolest thing about Nat is the fact that she has no powers but get shit done, A LOT. Everyone has their preferences, but literally how can you not see how cool she is?!!

Natasha Romanoff, no powers but will not hesitate to charge into battles with other superheroes. Homegirl only had one, let me emphasize this ONE parachute yet mf just jumped from THOUSANDS of feet in the air. Knowing she could’ve died but she’s such a pure soul so she did so without any second thought. HOW ARE U NOT IN LOVE WITH HER ALREADY?!!

I truly trullyyy do love Natasha, she’s a fictional character, but omg she’s like so cool and everything. But like u said she was done so dirty by Marvel and the audience. (which is why i like to say, ppl who love Natasha is literally the coolest ppl ever. I aint joking, other superheroes are easy to like, but natasha is for legends only)

Im very sad for Scarlett too, the way she got overly sexualized especially in the early days of the MCU. Then when she finally got her solo movie, her character got thrown off a cliff BEFORE HER SOLO MOVIE CAME OUT and ppl constantly said Yelena stole the movie. Look i love Yelena, but this aint about her. Please, let Nat have one thing, but she really can’t can’t she?? Literally have some more respect for Scarlett.

And another cool thing about Nat is the fact that she kept her heart even after all the traumatic childhood she went through as a child. People love to say Wanda had the saddest life, but so did Nat. We all know what the red room is basically mirroring in real life, marvel won’t say it but we know what it is. They both have sad traumatic past, but Natasha kept her heart. And after going through all of that?!!! I dont know how one could but here she is!!!

She was taken as a child, put in a mission where she had a taste of what a normal life would be, ripped away from her and had to be put in the red room again. Found a family with the avengers yet they never seemed to care much abt her don’t they? Found her sister but then her sister was snapped, and then had to lead the Avengers for 5 years because idk wtf the others were doing. AND THEN SHE DIED WTF MARVEL WTFFF?!

Anyway im so sorry, i could rant about this all day. God i love her sm you don’t understand 🥲🥲

[delulu-with-wandanat]

I don't know if I am bisexual, I never had any sex but I have read about it, I have recently discovered what is called tribadism even though I don't understand it fully. I was wondering why in smut fanfics it isn't featured, admittedly I only read wandanat fanfics ( by the way I am starting to hate this name, I join your petition to make it moffnoff) even though I rarely read any smut, I occasionally visit the Wanda/nat tag list and I read incessant summaries, I yet to see any smut about this practice, perhaps it's a frown upon among the lesbians or something like that; the sad part I have seen an infinite number of smut fanfics where my darling Natasha or Wanda has a penis, I genuinely hate those kind of writers ( especially that one), I curse them for ever including their nastiness my darling Natasha. I genuinely don't understand where the appeal for these kind of fanfics comes from, I mean you're already writing about a lesbian couple duh? ?? why add the other part. And lastly this isn't coming from a malicious intent, I don't mean it invasive or offensive, I am just that curious, I have seen in a lot of fanfics this thing "strap on" could you explain it to a person unfamiliar to lesbian culture what is the appeal? And you know that other quite offensive question I am sure you can think of it

Helloo anon!

First off, RISE MOFFNOFF NATIONS-

Second, I don't mind your questions! I understand how all of this can be confusing, i hope i can answer all of your questions as best as i can!

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I think another term for tribadism (tribbing) is scissoring. You could try searching under that term instead! I don't think it's necessarily frown upon? I think a lot of people just don't prefer it, cause I personally don't like that position much either. It's very difficult :)

As for the appeal on "strap on", i think that's just a matter of preference to be honest. I mean it goes down to the category of 'sex toys' and everyone has their own preference when it comes to toys. It's merely something to spice up your sex live the same way with bondage and whatnot.

Lastly, I get why you don't like stories with gp. I personally don't prefer it either, so i usually just try to steer away from it. (I just don't like dicks-) Again it all really comes down to preferences. And it's completely valid if you don't like those!

Just so you know my inbox is open for rants or any other questions you may have, the door is always open!❤🙌