next up, what about either Vriska, or Terezi, & john's dad?, as well as.... maybe bec/Jade's grandpa and Nepeta, though im not sure about that front
Let's start with Vriska Harley :b
I feel like she would be incredible different to canon Vriska but also i dont think she would be that similar to Jade. She is probably happier than her OG contrapart, but is probably extremely lonely as OG Jade. I think she was the first one to wake up in Prospit so that helps a little tho
She probably is more interested in hunting than in gardening, like Grandpa, and is interested in exploring the world like him, but because Bec doesnt let her, she is usually at home online roleplaying. You cant take the roleplaying out of the girl it seems.
I feel like she wants to get out of the island, badly, like trying to construct boats to escape but Bec always takes her back so is so annnoyiiiing, i dont think she knows about her mind powers? Or if she knows she probably doesnt use them because its very rude to do so. Also probably likes to do her hair in fun ways as a hobbie, kinda like a contrapart to Jade's interest in fashion
Because all the trolls are kinda separated of the world because, not humans, i was wondering if she would have Space as an aspect but considering that Grandpas death is going to happen and she lives on an island alone with a dog, yeh i feel like it stills fits. Not sure about class tho
Now with Terezi Egbert, i feel like she would be like the only one who goes outside her house with no disguise, besides the birthday hats she wears in her head. When people ask her why she is wearing a costume, she is like ''What costume :?'' so people just assume she is cosplaying like, all the time.
Idk if she would go to school? like maybe but like i feel Dad Egbert wouldnt be comfortable letting her alien teen to go to school, maybe he would be like Dad Crocker with Jane , but somehow the it works when she is out of the house? Like i feel she would escape the house even if he tried to keep her in, like he is not stopping her lol
About hobbies she has, i feel like she would roleplays with Vriska a lot, and that she likes pranks too, she is probably a little shit about them tho, idk about what other stuff she could like, considering even though she leaves the house, she probably stays in a lot, i feel like she would love videogames instead of movies like June or table games
idk if she has the nightmares as gamzee was the one who caused them and idk how the timeline would go in this au , about her aspect i have no idea honestly
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if they made a homestuck movie:
VOICEOVER: it's coming...
*two drum beats*
JOHN EGBERT: *puts the disk for sburb into his computer* i'm in
VOICEOVER: this summer
*two drum beats*
ROSE LALONDE: *rolls eyes* john, stop goofing around
VOICEOVER: prepare to be stuck...
*two drum beats*
JADE HARLEY: *wakes up and looks around*
VOICEOVER: at home
*two drum beats*
DAVE STRIDER: *spins record* woah, this is off the wall, yo
*shitty orchestral cover of sburban jungle plays*
ROXY: but you don't understand! this game is dangerous!
*cut to dave leaving his clone behind at his quest bed*
DAVE: i can't do it... i just can't kill another me...
*bec noir appears next to alt dave*
ALT DAVE: he's right behind me isn't he
*fades to black as bec noir slashes a sword at alt dave's neck*
*text on screen reads "ASCEND"*
*cut to rose in her shed*
JOHN: rose, the meteor's gonna hit!!
ROSE: *grabs computer* *rolls eyes*
*text on screen reads "DESCEND"*
*cut to scenes of the war on the chess field*
*text on screen reads "RISE UP"*
*cut to john, running out of his kitchen*
JOHN: these imps are everywhere!!
*text on screen reads "ABSCOND"*
ROSE: it's all over...
*cut to the various sprites being sprited*
*cut to jake kissing dirk's head*
DIRK STRIDER: *standing nearby* *coughs* awkward...
*cut to terezi and john after game over*
TEREZI: john, 1t's 4ll up to you now...
JOHN: *gasps*
*cut to john and dave hugging*
NEPETA: *grins* :33< i ship ittttt
KARKAT: *facepalm*
*cut to terezi and vriska facing off*
TEREZI: vr1ska, you c4n't do th1s!
VRISKA: watch me!
*montage of vriska doing a bunch of random and cool stuff*
VRISKA: i can do anything!!!!!!!!
*cut to grimdark rose and dave*
ROSE: to win... we're gonna have to blow up the sun
DAVE: awww snap
*text on screen reads "NIC CAGE"*
JOHN: and i mean, of COURSE con air is the best movie ever!! what other movie would you even suggest
*text on screen reads "LIL NAS X"*
DAVE: man, this isn't even the best song in obama's whole rap career
*text on screen reads "AMANDLA STENBERG"*
ROSE: *rolls eyes* whatever, mom! i'm summoning cuthulu!
*text on screen reads "ZENDAYA"*
JADE: *petting bec* oh, who's the best dog! is it you?
*a bunch more celebrity names on screen*
*text on screen reads "BASED ON THE WEBCOMIC BY ANDREW HUSSIE"*
ANDREW HUSSIE: *sitting in chair* wait, am i still in this movie? do i still die?
VOICEOVER: yes
HUSSIE: oh poop
*text on screen reads "HOMESTUCK: THE MOVIE"*
JOHN: we're gonna save the world... or die trying
*quick montage of every single death scene*
DAVE: i think we're gonna die trying
JOHN: daaaaveeee
*text on screen reads "COMING THIS SUMMER"*
*cut to dave beatboxing*
KARKAT: CAN YOU SHUT UP?!
DAVE: are you gonna make me?
NEPETA: :33< ooooh—
DAVE and KARKAT in unison: DON'T SAY IT
NEPETA: :33< ship it
*they both sigh*
*cut to black*
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