#vulvanic

[thrvrnd]

Something about how vulcans like a challenge, how civil disagreement is stimulating for the mind, healthy conflict good for the katra. McCoy reads one book about it and starts disagreeing with Spock about things he actually doesn't GAF about because it's like enrichment for vulcans out of their natural environment. Nothing really contentious, just like, this soup is bad or blue eyeliner makes people look smarter. Spock is like, "you're wrong and also I want you carnally" and McCoy is like "I know."

[satans-trek]

typed too fast and wrote vulvans instead of vulcans

[samusamab]

In Golden Flame Chapter 1 Downtime Recap

Last time we left off, STRIGA had escaped the exploding Tachyon by the skin of their teeth after a deadly run in with Andros Capella & The Hellhounds.

After they arrive back on the station, Vulvan and Walter helps Chief McArthur install the new printer parts, and everyone loses 10% of their current stress. (To be clear, this is a bit. I'm not talking about Pilot stress here.)

It's Time for Downtime!

Walter Hylman is worried that the Hellhounds will want revenge for him killing their boss. (Reasonable Fear, tbf.) He decides to infiltrate Calliope's criminal underground to get more info on them as Halter Wylman, his Patches Malone-esque alter ego. Hathor tries very hard to think of a nice way to convince him this is a dangerous and very bad plan. To her dismay, it actually works surprisingly well and he gets UNDERWORLD CONNECTIONS. He is also approached by Calamity, who tells him a little bit more about her past with the Hellhounds. She gives him some of her contacts still in the pirate band in exchange for passing along any interesting info about them that he finds.

Vulcan Maroudas forces Jerry to make good on a promise the two made a few weeks ago, and convinces him to go get a drink at GMS_GENERIC_BAR. Vulcan is able to charm Jerry into truly clocking off, and is shocked at how easily Jerry drinks him under the table. Vulcan also gets the impression that Jerry and him might have more in common than he thought, although even buzzed Jerry hesitates to talk about his past. Vulcan is unable to convince Jerry to come out in the field with him, but Jerry does agree to remotely serve as Vulcan's SPOTTER on a future mission.

Pluto King and Student hold the first meeting of their book club! Unfortunately, no one they invited shows up. However, Zinfandel Dejean does pop in! They heard others talking about the book club and invited themselves. They also brought their young daughter Caberinta, who gives Pluto some crayon art of STRIGA (her new heroes.) The knowledge of all the people he is protecting almost helps him ignore the memory of all those people he killed... Almost. (Vulcan and Walter show up for book club the next night, as they'd gotten the date for the meeting wrong.)

Calamity hooks Vulcan and Walter up with some mech upgrades she had lying around. (Sharanga Missles & Javelin Rockets for Walter and an Annihilator and External Batteries for Vulcan)

Pluto goes to check out the printer, and finds that a local HORUS cell seems to have noticed that he's been looking into them. They have left him a hard drive with their Hunter Lock targeting program on it. (Unknown to him, he has caught the attention of a local HORUS member, Zijad Al-Bassa.)

(OOC Level-Up Info: Pluto becomes The Magus and grabs Geist, Vulcan becomes The Seneschal and grabs Forbearance, and Walter becomes The Technician and grabs The Tower.)

[mo-ok]

if no women in sun vulcan, how come i keep mistyping it as sun vulvan

[trekkie-lkm-archive]

Info: Okay thanks to a random joke made by lettered I now want Priest!Spock. He can be a regular Catholic priest or a priest from some kind of Vulvan religion, idgaf, but clerical vestments and solemnity and OMG IRRESISTABLE TEMPTATION are mandatory.

I am tempted to suggest that the temptation be Chekov, but seriously, I don't really care who it is. I just want Priest!Spock. MAKE IT SO. (thread)

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[kingcatnine]

vulcan... vulvan... 🧐

[gglasco]

FREEWING VULVAN 70MM 6S MY TAIL IS ON FIRE! by FGFRC #aviation #rc  That KM Models after burner really makes it look like my tail is on fire!  

[kneehoming-knee]

Watch HUMBLE. on YouTube Music

MARS AND VENUS ARES AND APHRODITE

Haphazardly Vulvan STARTS "NETTING" HERA CAME "CHAIR A BANKING"

[czarcaustic]

thoughts on AOS while I watch AOS for the first time (THERE WILL BE SLANDER)

wow this movie is really butch right off the bat... so much action... so much dousing of every corner of the film in shadow

this couple said "Tiberius is a bad name but naming my 2 second old infant son JIM sounds good" assigned 60 year old man at birth

jim almost going over the cliff... gotta hit every movie cliche -_- also what's with the giant rift on the flat plains of Iowa

BABY SPOOOOCK HIS LITTLE FRECKLES oh noooo

"he has human eyes" omg :'(

WINONA RYDER?

zachary quinto's voice has uuuh... no gravitas, I'm sorry guys. he just does not sound like spock to me

oh lord no, jim.... ssshut up and leave uhura alone!!! this movie is such a product of the 2000s.... cool guy main character bothers a woman as flirtation

omg I am hating the dynamic of Uhura as Cool Popular Girl all these random bros feel the need to jump in and defend because she's so hot? my accidental posse I developed by virtue of being Too Hot

kirk grabbing her boobs... wow this movie is so much worse than I thought it would be. I forgot the 2000s was this sexist, which is crazy because I lived it.

"a peacekeeping armada" bro that's just a "woke" way to say military

ok Bones is pretty good

nooooo why is Jim such a pervert freak

- not only did you violate ze RUles - twirls evil moustache-

Oh I REALLY like this Bones

the sounds the enterprise doors make omg it's like a mouse farting -shoop!-

wha- the computer didn't understand chekov's voice??? couldn't he have just spoken russian ??? what is the motivation for speaking english in the world of the universal translator

ok I assume this is like "ahaha imagine if a person had an accent" humour like man... that joke was already overplayed back then

Spock talks like an evil cat

Nero saying "Hulloh!" so casual when being hailed. Hey guys, how's it hangin'?

sksksk Sulu being like yes sir I have hand to hand combat training like yeah boy, I bet you do

"Kirk you're not cleared to be on this mission and should be at home, that's why I'm selecting you as the person I'll send on an even deadlier mission" make it make sense

that's like a head surgeon being like oh ok since you're not cleared to be in the surgery room why don't you just step up here and help me perform the surgery

Kirk's smirk at Spock when Pike gives him XO..... SHUT UP I HATE YOU NASTY MAN

Chris Pine always looks like he's hiding ice cubes in his cheeks

ngl this movie is boring as fuck

Pike is similar to SNW Pike, if you took everything interesting about Anson Mount's Pike and threw it away

omg what?!? what's with the bit where the guy is having too much fun laughing and being jolly to pull his parachute lmao

omg not a hanging off the edge of a cliff scene AGAIN, I can't take this

it's cute having Chekhov accidentally call Spock Commander instead of Captain

Chekov is a gamer, he can lock on

aw he's so cute.

"enah-jyyyzzze" Spock says while popping a squat... wow he's so gay

Vulcan getting sucked into the black hole really looks like a butthole

ok not to do with the movie but I accidentally just wrote "Vulvan"

Spock: ok guys just gonna record my very personal diary right in the middle of the bridge DON'T FOLLOW ME OUT WHEN I STORM OFF IN A DRAMATIC WAY

oh no Uhura's the best girlfriend

wahahaha tying my enemy up on a big slab and shining a light directly in his face and calling him by his first name, hey wait a moment do you guys hear Ghenghis Khan playing

not Spock quoting that Sherlock Holmes bit about the impossible I thought you were supposed to value logic

good arguing between Kirk and Spock though

did Spock just fucking drop Kirk on an inhospitable planet?!?!

oh my fucking god he's evil!

he really said it is logical to straight up kill this man rather than sedate him ok mr megalomaniac

oh nooo jim crying from spock prime's emotional transference, they have so much chemistry

"so you do feel" ok kirk your spock is like, the most emotional young spock of all, he wears his emotions on his sleeve

I love you bug-eyed alien friend of Scotty's

Scotty's whole shindig would hit harder if every person in this movie wasn't like ohhoho I'm the best guy ever at the thing I do within the span of like, a day

Spock Prime saying he learned to cheat by fucking with timelines from Jim, ah yes you love to see it

oh no Scotty got Charlie and The Chocolate Factoried

Spock being one of the antagonists of this movie is so funny

this fight is cringe.....

the little end intercom sound is the exact same starting note as MGMT's Kids

JIM YOU MADE SPOCK LOOK REALLY BAD IN FRONT OF HIS DAD!!!!!

"omg hiii, are we having a weird voyeurism moment in the transport bay?"

"I want Spock dead NOW!" child demands ice cream

OMG THIRD TIME JIM IS DANGLING BY HIS HANDS OFF A CLIFF, c'mon guys these moments are not good enough to demand the rule of threes

the parallel of Spock taking George Kirk's place as the self-destruct pilot - all to save his beautiful wife... Christopher Pike

Spock Prime just being like ah fuck it I'm not worried about Time Fuckery actually... I just needed to make sure you were gonna learn to love Kirk. we respect him for that

imagine if your future self was like hey I decided I don't care about temporal directives so I'm choosing to meet you but I did care so much about you learning to love and trust my best friend that I set up a scenario which would trauma bond the two of you to ensure you'd be friends and you're just like oh yeah I guess that's a normal situation to have with your platonic bro

Kirk got Captaincy of the Enterprise through uuuh... committing mutiny to save the ship, they were just like yeah ok I guess we'll give this ship to you now instead of it being like, an experience based thing. imagine if that's how it worked in real life.

in conclusion it just ain't my beloved SNW

[dustedmagazine]

Vulvanic—ブラックエンジェルの色合い / 秘密の夜の殺人者 (Sentient Ruin Laboratories)

ブラックエンジェルの色合い / 秘密の夜の殺人者 by VULVANIC

Peruvian freaks Vulvanic play a variety of black metal that traces a number of trajectories back into underground heavy music’s eccentric and interrelated pasts. You can hear the dirty, disorderly thrash of Venom’s early records — “Sons of Satan” and “Bloodlust” seem especially relevant — in all their frothing, leather-clad heat. Just as significant is the vibratory bizarrerie of GISM; Vulvanic seems to have found the vocal stylings of Sakevi Yokoyama particularly influential, as well as the lunatic sensibility that GISM expressed in its various acronymic iterations (“Gothic Incest Sex Machine,” “God In the Schizoid Mind,” “Gore Impromptu Suicide Mine” or “Grubby Incest Stripper Mastitis”— a personal favorite of this reviewer). Somehow, Vulvanic manages to be sleazier, queasier and more generally batshit crazy than either of those legendary bands. The results are…not for everyone.

Likely it’s more accurate to predict that very, very few listeners will find this collection from the Lima-based band enjoyable. The croaking and groaning of singer Hórrdio frequently devolve into (hopefully?) simulated retching, pitched merciless high in the mix. The musicianship of the entities identified as Tz, Egore (nice one, dude) and Tenebrion is inspired — but by what, one can only wonder. A self-destructive dosage of amphetamines? A nihilistic indifference to local statutes regarding noise pollution? Flat-out aggressivity? Whatever the nature of the baneful energies the band has tapped into, they have issued in some memorably perverse sounds. Check out the climactic sheets of inarticulate shredding in the last third of “Evening of the Past” or the demented, wind-up-and-release action of “Who’s the Skin Taker.” Well-adjusted minds do not create those sorts of noises. 

Which perhaps prompts the question: What sorts of minds respond positively to this music? This reviewer takes no firm position, but notes that anyone who has found recent records by Antediluvian or Siege Column stimulating will likely encounter some necessary medicine in Vulvanic’s songs. The tape is relentless, 40 minutes of sonic depravity that culminate in “Hidden,” the longest and most composed song Vulvanic has made. There’s still a fair amount of groaning and galvanic shredding, but they are arranged into semi-coherent forms. In the final minute, the band cycles in and out of a more-or-less rhythmic stomp and completely unhinged noise. It’s an impressive performance, channeling Vulvanic’s drug-fueled madness toward a maniacal crescendo. As if it could end any other way. 

Jonathan Shaw

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[toomuchgas10]

concerning a specific incident.

I don't know how to do that. I don't want to do that. I didn't know he could do that. or maybe i did at the time but i forgot. or maybe he can get somebody else to do that. or you did. I had to put up with my own all my life too. hopelesly how some wouldnt notice it. using you. my mom hates the Hold it Bob we can see your wrist-watch aw dang it. Wanna know what hurts the most? Him throwing away everything I ever talked about like it never happened treating me like im crazy being throw inot the hospital because i wouldn't stop arguing about ideas i didnt get to slightly participate in when it could have made a difference. maybe I would have finished school long ago. but instead im a nuance because im taking too long to get my shit together even though hes the one with the paintbrush gun getting me all fucked up and im just suppose to be all vulvan like and not be bothered by anything. thats like telling you the same exact thing. im suppose to be ok with it. im not allowed to complain about it. "faith" is just a weapon to trick somebody and its unacceptable. its not good enough. there are better ways to go about that. im suppose to pretend to be happy with his system pf [erfectionism or nothing. I incriminated myself to appear i looked powerful and by coicidence it was someone else. so if your saying im agetting a taste of my own medicine your wrong. its just the same old thing ive had to put up with.i get it you think im weird. i pushed you away because i was convinced it was inevitable youd betray me just because you could. worst part is you cant even see the pricks and forks they stick into me and its 3d 360 thorns everywhere. was. its not as bad now.

like the crossbow and the toilet. its not you. its a memory of mine. and the bs associated with that drama is fiction. its actually mundane. probably a "totem" for something.

i get it monkey ball gravity is bs. ok....then stop.

im sorry you got pricked im sorry you got hurt but i know there are things your not telling me. but you know what. no one is ever sorry for how they treat me.

“When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t.”

— Louis C.K.

[anime4lifu]

Enen no Shouboutai

[luftvapen]

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UK 1996