#wahlberg x innocent zero

[ollieverwooo]

do you think they were doomed yaoi

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#33 Gossip-

Imagine you are an immortal cursed human, you have seen it all, and instead of mourning the loss of past friends and lovers or cursing the gods...use your immortal life for evil or good...you just live happily...with endless knowledge ...of facts and gossip...ALWAYS ready to dish-

Kaldo: There must be endless information you’ve gathered throughout all your past lives-

Immortal!Y/n: I know everyone’s dirty little secrets

Kaldo: I don’t suppose you’d share any with me…?

Immortal!Y/n: You would never guess which Adam Jobs three pupils have a foot fetish

Kaldo: Not at all the sort of information I was looking for...

Kaldo:...

Kaldo: Who?-

[ansbobcar]

Behold mashle tumblr community.

Izwahlberg unreleased beach episode.

As my friend reacted:

"Slay."

it's a prop but it's funny he's acting like he's drinking it AHHAHAAH THE HAND ON HIS HAIR THO IS KILLING ME!!!

here ya go @anthoskuu

[midnightemy35]

Izwahlberg’s first shipper is definitely meliadoul

[shipeditor]

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saw a post abt these two and said, "wait, hold

on, this is so true. i fw them." and just decided

to edit them. Oh well.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀tiktok vid ⬇️

[ukranianacearo]

"Mother", a strong word

Part 1 Part 3

Fem!Reader

Word count: 558

Mentions of Innocent zero's original name

TW: mention of [Y/N]

Pairing: romantically none, but reader had to marry Innocent zero

Tag: @makima1345

Genre: fluff I guess

Author's note: It's preferably to read part 1 first, because most of the lore is already explained there and I'm not a parrot to repeat it all over again. Someone wanted a part 2 so here it is😭 probably will write mash x reader fanfic soon, (probably gn or fem) and reader will have the same powers as here and a similar background, I think

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The room was in complete silence. Which was awkward. You were sitting in the nursery's bed, your back against the headboard of the bed. Mash, who just came in, was standing in front of the bed's feet. Never you would think that it would be so awkward to talk to your own son, but here you are.

- "Um, hello, Mash. I'm [Y/N], your biological mother. You can call me whatever you're comfortable with. Also, sorry for letting Cyril, I mean, Innocent zero hunt you down for sport and almost kill you and your loved ones. Please, sit down. " - Saying that you patted the chair next to the bed you're sitting on.

- "M'kay." - This was getting really awkward. You didn't know what to say, but still tried to act calm. - "Why did you join him in the first place?" - You didn't expect such a question from him. Although, maybe you did. It wasn't too surprising after all.

- "To secure my own survival." - Your answer was in a soft voice, just like a mother's one should be. Mash was silent for a few moments, seemingly thinking about your answer. Then, he replied.

- "Didn't you have another choice? I heard people liked you back then." - You laughed lightheartedly at his words; he really didn't know as much as you thought. At first, you thought that Wahlberg or someone else told him about your persona, about how you are such a bad, lying, manipulative witch. But even if someone did, Mash seemed unbothered.

- "Silly, they didn't like me as a person. They liked what they say, what I gave them, what I showed them; they liked the happy and positive mage not the torn out lack magic who all can do is steal magic and throw punches. Innocent zero knew me, the actor, and not the character of the play. While he didn't plan to reveal it, enjoying the show too much, he also wouldn't try to help me in a dire situation unless I helped him." - You said calmly with a soft smile. He seemed to process the information, but there was some sort of lag in his brain halfway through. Before you could explain it again in simpler terms, someone barged into the room. It was a young boy, the same age as Mash, with pink hair and pink dull eyes. You knew it was Domina from the pink necklace, very similar to your own necklaces in design, around his neck. Domina looked agitated, as if he just run a marathon; he looked distressed and as if looking for something. When he finally spotted you sitting on the bed with Mash by your sight he had a complicated expression on his face. It revealed relief, doubt, nervousness, excitement and much more. He started slowly walking towards the bed you were sitting on and Mash seemed calm at his appearance.

- "Oh, hi Domina." - Mash said casually as he looked at Domina who stood already next to the bed, probably on the verge of tears as you looked at him with soft eyes and a smile, just like a mother should. It was the first time he felt so loved even without knowing the person personally well. You guys really had a whole bunch to talk about...

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I'm sorry it's so short compared to the first part, but I just couldn't wrap my head about how would Mash react😔 maybe, I'll do headcanons, like, post-""Mother", a strong word" but idk. Hope you enjoyed and take care of yourself! <3

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Memes #6

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#36 Sperm "Donor"

Magicless!Y/n, to Wahlberg: If you see Zero, give him this message *makes a neutral face* Magicless!Y/n: He'll know what it means.

-Later when Zero & Wahlberg are fighting-

Wahlberg*Stops mid-fight and looks at him* -oh, and Y/n said to give you a message Wahlberg*Makes a neutral face*... Zero: Oh no...The neutral face of displeasure...

-In Your cabin in the woods-

Magicless!Y/n*Currently brushing Domina's hair and smiling at him* When I die I want Zero to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time, tell that to your sperm donor~

Domina*Is unsure why you are so mad at his father but...he rather not anger you, his affectionate "Mother"*Okay...

Part 9 of:

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#34 INTRO!

Immortal!Y/n Shennanigangs-

Adam*Introducing his young pupils to his friend*-That's Y/n, one of my most closets recruits*Pointing to You who is waving at the wizards holding a rope*

Immortal!Y/n*Smiles as they let go of the rope*...

As the boulder crashes into them, Killing them instantly the boulder slides their body starts to rise up, They groan sitting up as if nothing happened to them...The three students are left in shock at this

Adam*Sighs and rubs his temples* -They are immortal, Which is kind of a hassle for them since they don't want to live apparently...

Wahlberg,Amy & Zero:...

Immortal!Y/n*Whines in defeat* Will nothing end this vicious cycle?

Adam: They also talk, Which is a hassle for me, since they never shut up-

-Present time-

Immortal!Y/n: And that...my dear boy is how I met your father...*Puts the intro of "How I met your Mother"*

Mash:...

part 2 of:

[shipeditor]

i have so many edits to post wtf

anyway check @\gravbomb on tiktok if ud like to see my vids

[ansbobcar]

FANFIC IDEA FOR YOU INNOCENT ZERO X WAHLBERG SHIPPERS OR CURIOUS CATS AND DOGS!!!

So this song made me think of a what if 'no matter how many times Innocent Zero can turn back time to deal with his unrequited feelings for Wahlberg he will always never get his feelings returned'.

And in particular, in 9/10 of those scenarios, he has to watch as Wahlberg ends up in a relationship and slowly abandons him. The only time it doesn't happen is when he dies in the loop.

So it just becomes so terrible that he hates the fact he loves Wahlberg.

My 2 cents into this damn ship for the nth time.