Walter White’s first red flag was giving his son his own fuck ass name
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IF YOU ASKED BRBA CHARACTERS WHAT THEIR PRONOUNS WERE:
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Walter: Well, because I am male, he/him/his would be theoretically correct in all appropriate circumstances
Walter 2-5: I'm a male, so what do you possibly think I would go by? Yeah, exactly.
Jesse: Pronouns? Seriously? The hell is a- Okay yknow what, I don't know, fucking straight or like whatever? Bitch.
Skyler: Oh, sweet of you to ask, she/her, darling
Walt jr: uhhh.. w-whats a pronoun again?
Hank: I'm a red-blooded American, republican man, what else the fuck I look like to you? Jesus christ, buddy
Marie: Pronouns? God, do I really look like a man that you had to ask such a thing?
Saul: Ha, while my pronouns would be he/him, my adjectives would be handsome/awe-inspiring, thanks for asking, sweet cheeks
Gus: My name is Gustavo, that is all you need to know
Mike: I'm not sure where you are going with this, so I'm not even gonna bother answering
Gale: Oh gee, he/him/his would be the best for me, thanks!
Todd: he/him/his/himself, I'm sure of it.. sorry I'm drawing a blank, what does this have to do with cooking meth?
Uncle Jack: Do.. you actually want to fucking die?
Lydia: Uhm.. the female ones I suppose? What kind of question even is that..
Badger: Uhhh.. shit! I know this one! Hold on let me think I swear I know the answer to this-
Skinny P: Uh I dunno yo.. shit um.. 27?
Tuco: beats the absolute shit out of you
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Breaking baaaa-d, because Walt is a goat, get it?
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fuck you guys for bringing up the concept of true crime fuckers in the breaking bad universe. im imagining poor flynn just trying to live his fucking life after having it destroyed by his dad, trying to go to school and support his mom and his little sister and his aunt from a distance, and edgy mf’s keep bothering him for details and making stupid memes about his dad to post on the college facebook. podcasters thinking they’re changing the world by pestering flynn nonstop, coming to his fucking college campus to try to “get his perspective” and “show his side of the story” and “get him justice” when what he really wants is to be left tf alone to grieve and rebuild his life. he won’t tolerate it when they try to bother his mom or aunt marie and lies to them about how often he’s approached and accosted for info on the case, telling them it doesn’t happen, when in reality he’s harassed on the fucking daily just because his dad decided to act in his own self interest and flynn made the mistake of loving him.
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Just because I *can* draw Breaking Bad cats doesn’t mean I should. However, today I am opposed to that line of thinking, so here is Heisenfur and his family.
If this gets any attention I’ll do more of the cast
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Yo Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul fans, a revised version of the unauthorized breaking bad parody musical will be running at The Turbine Theatre in London from 17th August - 23rd September 2023. While waiting for them to cook, the original cast recording of the musicals first run, under the title of “Say my name! The Unauthorized ’Breaking Bad’ Parody Musical” Is on Spotify, iTunes, and wherever you get your digital music from!
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it’s not just that walter is abusive it’s how familial he is about it. he hurts people - skyler, jesse, walt jr - in that way only a husband, a father could.
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vince gilligan
vince gilligan was born this day (february 10) in 1967
vince gilligan is a screenwriter best known as the creator, head writer, and executive producer of the tv shows breaking bad and better call saul.
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Mr. Blue Sky,
please tell us why
you had to hide away for so long?
Where did we go wrong?
finished brba season 4 with the group chat the other day. walt jr continues to be my favorite character so you can imagine what this scene did to me emotionally
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