#wangxian's weird kinks unexplained

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celebrity/influencer au where wwx gets hacked or something by a tabloid who wants to do a paper that he married lwj for money and say look at his expenses!! the card he was given by his husband!!!

and then gets on reading each receipt one by one and it's like food, food, food, food, clothes, food, food, supermarket, food, food, vegan cruelty free cosmetic shop, food, food, that's a lot of take out sir, organic farm fair, food, food, clothes, food, food, sex shop - oh wow that's a lot??? what the hell did he buy??, food, food, food, that's one hell of an expensive kitchen pot what the actual fuck and it's bunny themed??, more food does this even end?, oh look! something frivolous, fucking finally?! wait no nevermind, stationery shop? he's a teacher right? fuck this, i give up