#was gonna sleep and post abt this tmrw but then i was like what if i was awake....

[theriverbeyond]

When the time comes, it's almost… anticlimactic. The knife goes in, the blood comes out, the baby dies. And the rock remains unmoved.

my contribution to @tlt-monthly-prompts AUgust theme!!! what if Wake survived long enough to bring her newborn child to the tomb, and killed her. And then the baby did not die.

ft: Canon Typical Unkillable Baby Gideon Nav, Wake entering the ring as a strong contender in Worst Parents TLT Edition, and Gideon having perhaps the most horrible first 48 hours of existence one could have but like what if everything after that actually turned out better for her.

Rating: M (for violence) | 1.2k

[kuiinncedes]

hellaur

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: married to doflamingo edition

- it's all just male reader humbling doffy sorry guys (the man needs to b humbled anyway so i dont rlly see a problem)

liked by micorazon, trembletrebol, and 10k others

puppeteerdoffy: he doesn't like when i manspread for some reason i thought people thought it was hot 😕

tagged: notapuppet.[name]

notapuppet.[name]: there's nothing hot about being an inconvenience grow up

-> puppeteerdoffy: but i thought you loved everything i did :3

-> notapuppet.[name]: pls don't ever use that emoticon again. that doesn't suit you at all

[liked by baby555, tremboltrebl, and 90 others]

micorazon: it's a shame no one taught u manners in knowing that this is just flat out gross

-> notapuppet.[name]: i obviously chose to marry the wrong donquixote, i have many regrets in my life

-> micorazon: it's alright, affairs are always possible

-> puppeteerdoffy: rosinate, i'm gonna skewer you alive.

liked by notapuppet.[name], dancingviolet, pikapica, and 11k others

baby555: calling all sigma males !!! the key to being a business tycoon, according to donquixote doflamingo himself, is being a gay man completely in love with your husband

tagged: notapuppet.[name] and puppeteerdoffy

puppeteerdoffy: he could walk me like a dog and i'd thank him

-> baby555: he already does.

pikapica: this post could singlehandedly stop the sigma male epidemic from spreading further

-> vergolikessteak: that...or make it worse

-> diadiamonte: it's definietly gonna make it worse

notapuppet[name]: the so called business tycoon's actual secret to being successful is that i'm the one managing all the business guys pls don't b fooled

-> baby555: this is also true. thank u for keeping our business afloat and away from the hands of the creep doffy <3

[liked by notapuppet.[name], pikapica, and 100 others]

-> puppeteerdoffy: now there's no need to lie and take all of the credit that isn't even yours

liked by notapuppet.[name], vergolikesteak, and 13k others

puppeteerdoffy: appreciation post for him - even though he's a fucking liar <3

tagged: notapuppet.[name]

baby555: lover's quarrel for all the public to see

notapuppet.[name]: idk what that caption even means, but edit it before i die your hair black in your sleep babe

-> puppeteerdoffy: no.

-> vergolikessteak: i know his ass was shaking in fear when he typed that reply

[liked by notapuppet.[name], pikapica, and 100 others]

-> notapuppet.[name]: hold on no fucking way ur talking abt my comment on that post from yesterday??? ur done mf.

liked by micorazon, puppeteerdoffy, diadiadiamonte, and 15k others

notapuppet.[name]: the back of your head is at the front of my mind, maybe i'll crack it open just to see what's inside

tagged: puppeteerdoffy

diadiadiamonte: doffy is so fucked LMFAOOAO

trembletrebol: this sounds exactly like doffy is abt to say goodbye to his blonde hair tn

-> notapuppet.[name]: he most definitely is <3 appreciating his blonde hair one last time for u all to see

-> pikapica: it's okay he needed a change of appearane anyway

senorpinkloveshiswife: such romance!! praying for u tn doffy <3

puppeteerdoffy: thanks for the worry guys, but nothing is gonna happen to me tn.

-> notapuppet.[name]: the world will be watching my next post tmrw morning

-> puppeteerdoffy: i love you, too, my entire world. so lucky to have such a loving husband as you to keep me in check and hold me accountable

-> baby555: LMFAOOAOAO

liked by pupeteer doffy, dr.law, and 20k others

notapuppet.[name]: guys what do u thinkkkkk he loves itttt

tagged: puppeteerdoffy

pikapica: he looks quite pissed

dr.law: LMFAOAOAOOA BOZO GOT OWNED IN HIS FUCKING SLEEP, WHAT A FUCKING LOSERRRRRRRR!!!! thank u [name], from the bottom of my heart for humiliating this fool

-> notapuppet.[name]: no problem law <3

baby555: at least he looks less like a creep w black hair

-> notapuppet.[name]: that's what i told him, but he refused to listen to reason

puppeteerdoffy: i will repent for my sins for the rest of my life, my love

-> trembletrebol: this is definitely a dynamic you two have.

notapuppet.[name]: he looks sexier with black hair anyway idk

-> puppeteerdoffy: suddenly, i love my black hair, i should have been born with black hair, i wish i could have black hair forever.

[liked by notapuppet.[name], micorazon, and 90 others]

liked by puppeteerdoffy, baby555, and 19k others

notapuppet.[name]: i love doffy so much guys pls don't get it twisted he just needs a humbling every now and then

tagged: puppeteerdoffy

puppeteerdoffy: you're gonna make it up to me later.

pikapica: thank u for being the one to humble him, but either way, i hope u two have fun on ur resort trip!

baby555: lord knows how badly [name] needed this trip after how much doflamingo torments him. every. single. day.

-> notapuppet[name]: you always understand my struggles, i appreciate this

micorazon: have fun don't have too much sex

-> puppeteerdoffy: who do you think you're talking to ???

diadiadiamonte: enjoy your getaway trip bosses!

[liked by notapuppet[name], puppeteerdoffy, and 70 others]

liked by notapuppet.[name], micorazon, and 14k others

puppeteerdoffy: can't wait to make him a dad

tagged: notapuppet[name]

notapuppet.[name]: aww this is so cute ( i don't trust your ability to take care of children yet, but we can start with getting a dog or something babe)

-> puppeteerdoffy: u say this as if me babysitting law for a majority of my life didn't make him turn out fine

-> dr.law: i literally hate u and wish we never met???

[liked by notapuppet.[name], micorazon, and 100 others]

micorazon: awww these are such cute photos

-> puppeteerdoffy: fuck off my instagram u freak

baby555: a shame that a man as attractive as [name] is stuck with u for life

-> dancingviolet: a man that's good with kids>>>

-> puppeteerdoffy: do i have to block everyone off of my page what is up with you guys

notapuppet.[name]'s story:

smacked his ass after taking this photo

puppeteerdoffy replied to your story: i have a reputation to uphold yk?? ur so lucky i love u more than anything.

[pochacosicon]

food log

sorry for no post yesterday i literally passed out the moment my head touched my pillow…

anyway ate like 850 cals yesterday, and today was even worse. i think i ate well over 1500 cals so tmrw i’ll have to sleep past break fast and eat just dinner

i’ve been feeling so shit these days, i think i need to up on my meds dose but my psychiatrist won’t answer calls or text so idk what to do

also i’m gonna have additional math tutoring next week so i’ll be able to study more and tbh i’m really happy abt this, i need to study more on my own but tutoring helps a lot

i’ll try to post tmrw log with pictures and i’ll try to stay under 500c

anyway have an amazing day/night loves, hope y’all are doing well🤍

[tirfpikachu]

i keep having anxiety attacks abt this girl moving in w me and it makes me feel terrible ughhhh ic

i'm just barely surviving on my own and now she's gonna move in, i'll sleep on the sofa. she calls becoming an influencer & doing sw her career, and wants to focus on it 24/7, doesn't want to get any stable form of income outside of applying for disability aid. despite not having any diagnosis for anything to get on odsp. i said i'm gonna help her get a loan so she can afford first & last month's rent on a room to rent and that if she gets refused i'll do the loan myself. and that once i get a job i'll help pay it off. am i doing too much???? like idk *WHEN* i'll get hired, it could be tmrw or it could be in 5+ months, i was already stressed but now i'm like full-on freaked out, the pressure is insane knowing if i don't within the timeframe of the loan i'll accrue more and more debt, and this girl isn't even working towards getting any income either so it'll probably all fall on me.... and the longer the loan the more expensive it gets..... i even told her abt a paid virtual employment training program but she wants to focus on starting her influencer career and new camgirl gig. she said her main focus in life rn is posting new insta content everyday, she's very new at it. she's also too anxious to take the bus so i'll help her go get her healthcard renewed downtown and try to get her on odsp and bring her to different potential apartments. she also says she wants a lot of alone time so i'll probably be in my bedroom a lot during the day or go out, but at least it's good to know she wants boundaries. but wow. this is A Lot. i really want to help though. but i was already really struggling w stress from being rly poor and barely handling regular life... and now i keep having cold sweats and mini panic attacks about things :/ i also told her "at least you won't have to worry abt rent or paying for a motel while you're here" and she was like "idc about not having to pay rent i just want my own place asap honestly" and ngl my brain was like UUHHHH???? YOU WERE LITERALLY HOMELESS PAYING AN EXPENSIVE ASS MOTEL TIL NOW (that mostly her ex paid) LIKE??? NOT HAVING TO PAY RENT IS A HUGE BLESSING GIRL WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT????? like if someone offered that i could live w them without needing to pay rent i'd just stay for like 2 months, save up my disability aid money, and then get my own place!! idk y'all..... it just feels like her head is in the clouds. but i really do want to help. i'm so scared of this new debt i'll be taking on tho

[sugar-omi]

aww I'm gonna miss the Cove icon but who's the lady? 030

help i got so confused for a sec i totally forgot i changed my pfp but then I realized n pls I've never closed genshin faster...

the cove icon is such a staple tho!!! I hope yall recognize me without it but I trust my regular horny posts will be all you need anyway LOL

altho it may or may not come back some time after October yk, I was just tryna get in the spooky mood n stuff hehe but we'll see bc I am Crazy over this lovely lady here

BUT ANYWAY IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED HEHE THIS IS MY LOVELY LADY, MY CURRENT BRAIN WORM THAT IS EATING ME AWAY:

well.. ngl she's nameless right now. but she is my 3rd baxter child, yes I'm still on that bc yall ruined me w baxters kids being colorful n shit n now I like to laugh abt his child's fashion choices becoming progressively more colorful n crazier than his....

BUT TO INTRODUCE MY GIRL A BITTTT (also I'm literally drawing smth else for her n I didn't expect to reveal her like this but... she's everything to me n I cranked this out in like 3-4 hours bc I'm crazy)

anyway, she's Very into gyaru fashion, specifically n mostly kogal and kuro

she's looks like a cinnamon roll, will beat your ass!!!, I'm thinking she does competitive ballroom dancing like baxter or she can at least dance well enough to wear you out n tell you you suck

she's sarcastic, has the worst RBF of the whole family. at least baxter n theo look like they're just smug flirty assholes n aurelia looks more approachable in comparison to this lovely lady here.

also she has a heart shaped freckle. it's faint n you can't even rlly tell here but it's under her eye (I realize all my baxters children have one under their eye but idc. I am ONTO SOMETHING)

anyway.. her n theo are besties and baxter has to check in at night bc they'll be in her room painting each others nails n doing nail extensions or dying her hair (its 2 toned if you havent guessed, ive seen it sm n im obsessed n so she had it okay) like go to SLEEP YOU HAVE SCHOOL TMRW!!!

just thought abt it. she's obsessed w true crime, food, makeup, and stationary videos, and the stardew valley/the sims

also just decided she is soon for the ladies. I'm thinking lesbian n demisexual, mmm

COVE IS HER FAVORITE UNCLE ITS CANON

don't ask how, just know that it's true.

hates pickles. she is me. she is my child... omg Aurelia likes pickles. I was gonna say theo but he's a ramble for another time omfg I am thinking SO MUCH

anyway... ik you didn't ask for a ramble abt my oc but I will take this and run w it okay

she is very introverted but when she picks friends you are now 4lifers okay you cannot get rid of her n why would you want to? you life was a mess before her. trust. /j /lh

she's like baxter so much in the way she worries n has insecurities n stuff, honestly I think she inherited the identity crisis thing baxter got going on over there

also is the youngest and very much an accident (just like aurelia, dw they're FINE everyone laughs abt baxters reaction now which I will make a bit of later bc I'm thinking many thoughts abt the boys finding out mc is preg) so she's a bit spoiled bc her siblings were at least 9 n loved her sm when she was born

(imagining theo passing her to you or baxter n running away when she had a dirty diaper... pls thats so funny)

ALSO VTUBERS SHE IS CRAZY OVER THEM

yeah she is so my child omfg okay IM DONE IM DONE IF YOU READ THIS I SRSLY LOVE YOU BC I SPIRALED

now ik what it's like to jump at any chance to talk abt your ocs n how fucking crazy it makes you.... I am unstoppable now

[stormxpadme]

AO3 has been kicking me out for around 10mins bcs of pages loading too slow on wifi and data both so it wont let me post a comment on ch 7 (i think) SO HERE IT IS i will not go to sleep till i send it to you PUBLICALLY ! (gonna also paste it into ao3 tmrw but i need to send it now and then pass out for at least 3 more hrs xD):

REMYYYYYY AAAA i literally firgot everything i was gonna say when i figured out its gambjt j'fucking adoreeeee 🥰🥰🥰

one bad mutant for eric one food mutant fir charles. theyre just playing chess at this point. assholes. also with the like killing and mystiques comment abt another talk between erik and charles i had a thiught there... hmmmm.... i wish i rmbrd what kt was. OH YEAH. it hink i said this a while ago somewhere that its like. Its a draw, and impasse, and until either one of them crossed any of the arbitrary lines they drew in the sand nothing will change

Also scott is a dumbass and katja is so extremely like. Idealistic. I love that for her bcs she still has enthusiasm amd has that righteous anger that comes off as either annoying or hopeful to someone whos been fighting a war for so long such as scott. And i love that part of the convo where scott is like we cant save the whole world. It made me think of schindlers list and that quite - the man who saves a life has saved a world entire. Which is ironic given that its eriks goons doing this, which AGAIN brings me to erkis hypocrisy this time and like. Him and charles are just two sides of a same coin arent they?

The encounter with that girl yesterday had left him more confused than he had experienced in years. - side eyeing you for this 👀🤨😤😹❤️

With this weapon, we can turn all of New York into mutants in a few days and all of humanity in six months - oh i rmbrd now! (I cooy some quites to clipboard not to forget to comment on them xd) - what i wanted to say here is that i have all the love and none of the respect for cartoonish villain plans ised to attract the attention of your ex boyfriend xD "imma turn the whole new york into SHARKS and i'll be the SHARK MASTER" like dude chill ffs just text him its okay its cool xD.

❤️

It sent, actually! But yeah, everything's lagging there right now including my answers to you and I'm getting unnerved bc AO3 GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. So I will answer here :D And then I will send you to bed BECAUSE REASONS.

And hey, there's a definite advantage to posting here: You can include visuals :D.

I needed my red eyed Cajun baby in there :D. I mean obviously, since the team is what it's like in the 90s cartoon plus one additional weather-witch, but also because Remy is too fucking cute (and Taylor Kitsch was too fucking hot playing him).

Yeep, exactly. Charles and Erik love each other far too much still for their own good. This whole thing would long have been over with everyone dead if they didn't hold their respective people back. With how it's going, there's just more and more collateral damage on the way, and those two still will just fuck it out and cry on each other's shoulder in the end, and they deserve all the shade thrown at them for it.

Uuugh now I get emotional about Schindler's list again, never managed to rewatch that, it broke me so much the first time already. I think it's really the hardest part about this job? Getting to terms that you can't be everywhere at once and that making as much of a difference as you can is what counts and not saving everyone because that simply won't work. And my girl is still at the beginning of learning that sigh. It's really chilling seeing Erik walk around killing off random people in this franchise just because they're normal people bc like. This is what happens when someone's been on the receiving end of this and then gets the power to turn the tables on the fascist assholes. The moral dilemma of the whole thing ugh.

Oh god, I'm so sorry for this storyline already LOL. Poor Ororo really needs better taste in men …

thanks, now I can never take that plan seriously again LOOOL. I mean, when Erik finally gets up to get this plan up and started, Charles will indeed be there in person, so I guess in the end the plan worked? :D

[hyunverse]

oooo that sounds fun!! what’d you make ?? :)) idk how you manage to live w 7 ppl i’d lose my mind lollll

ME TOO !!! he’s everywhere 😭. ik what’s up w hyunjins pcs always being pricey, it’s so annoying. YES I WAS SHOCKED AT FIRST literally squealing and then i was like nearly crying. bc he has dark blue hair and is doing his little peace sign w his little pout :((((( how could you not :((((

THE BACK DIMPLESSS YESSSS, so sexy. jeongins hands ,,,, sigh. so long and slender and pretty i just 💔. i think i hear the word hands and just instantly become delusional, it’s like i’m in a trance 🤭. AND HANS WAIST GAHHHHH i want to grab it. he has such a cute belly button too 😭 oddly specific but it is true. they all have cute ones from what we’ve seen tbh

ohhh yes i get that, that’s rly awesome you study it tho !! it’s fun to learn new languages even when it’s challenging and then it’s rly rewarding when you can have convos w ppl based on their language. i love interactions like that they make me happy

ITS GOING SO GOOD, thank you for asking love <33 i’m gonna post it tmrw night and i’m rly exciteddddd. i was telling kana how i’m excited to be able to send you guys pics now too, i want to show off my cats hehe. OOOO OT8 HCSSS THATS SO EXCITINGGGGG. i cant wait to read them 😋. u better be sleeping rn 😠😠😠😠 as much as u can bc u have no classes 😠😠😠 (this is my new fave emoji bc it looks like leebit hehe)

- 🐈‍⬛ cuddles much needed today thank u bae🫂🫂🫂 ily kisses 4 u

made ramen with poached eggs!! my comfort food forever. aaa yeah at first it sounds hectic, i mean eight girls living in a house together feels so chaotic right 😭 but it turned out to be nice!! we have four rooms, so each room consists of two people!! i got lucky with considerate and responsible housemates, tbh. they know when they can be loud, and when they need to be quiet. it feels like i have seven sisters lol. tbh if they weren’t considerate, i think i’d lose my mind too </3

dark blue minho <333 i also love purple minho. i love all of minho tbh live laugh love minho case 145 i love minho!!!

CUTE BELLY BUTTON LMAO IM SO?5?5?5 GASPIGN FOT AIR I CANT RBSHAJS thats so random and i love it 🤝 giving me hyunjin belly button piercing in play with fire IT GOT ME ILL!!! ILL, I TELL YOU!!

i do like learning languages, i just get bored halfway </3 like i’ll want to learn another language instead </3 it’s absolutely horrid, i fr need to stop and focus on one. i literally gave up on spanish after a month LOL. i know a little sign language though!! and to read and write in arabic.

AS I AM REPLYING TO THIS, I SEE UVE MADE A REVEAL HEHRHEHFHS gonna check out the work rn!!!! im so excited!!

stop it does look like a leebit T_T that’s so cute ‘m gonna start abusing that emoji now 😠😠😠 talking abt skzoo im gonna buy jiniret and puppy.m soon ^__^ gonna sew them clothes, i am beyond excited zzz

more kisses and cuddles for u!!! mwa!!

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

Ok that helped. Im not okay all the way but i can go to sleep now. If u see me tomorrow beatin myself uo abt waking up 2 late, tell me to cool it a little. N sit in tbe garden and watch the sky. Bc im not on a time limit or smt n i dont have 2 get everyday perfect, just gotta do what i can, n take it slow. N also remember that literally no matter what therell always be a next time. That one post, ive forgotten exactly how it goes, but it was smth abt how. The mountains dont change too much n like. Theyll always be there. And idk it just makes me feel a little calmer bc its true. No matter what i do, there'll always be a world put there n shit. However far in the future, i can always see the same sky n walk thru the same fields n go to the same beaches n ust everything around me will be so constant when ik where 2 look. School sucks but one day itll be over, my parents suck but theyre leaving on friday, im sad about the past but i have so much present to love, and anxietys a bitch but i can try my best atleast,because My best doesnt have to be The best. Just what i can do. And what im gonna do rn is go to sleep. Goodnight car alarm in the distance and goodnight plane flying overhead and goodnight gay people in my phone and goodnight patch of streetlight coming thru my window and goodnight. See u tmrw

[nvrtrust-naims]

im attacked by visions in the night (my followers not enjoying my posts)

anyways gonna sleep in tmrw n also theres this owl that is on my roof sometimes that makes a deep hoo sound n it scares me in the middle of the night

watched the masquerade hazbin ep n now i kind of ship husk n angel . . . just a lil . . . on a lower key

[thinking abt what to say next for like 2 mins]

i usually write these posts directly as im thinking so its like how my verbal thoughts work

like my string of thought typed out

thats why theres so many breaks n subject changes n stuff n runon sentences

im not sure how i feel abt ppl who dont speak in their heads — like their thoughts are in picture form or in some other way — idk it seems so strange n foreign to me to percieve things outside of language

i kind of get the feeling of not being able to verbalize a feeling tho like not being able to put into words how something felt w/o expressing on my face, w hand gestured, and/or w sounds

usually that happens when im surprised like shock/surprise (and fear ?) are some of the only feelings that fall on the other side of the language barrier to me

w those heavier feelings i just need to put the feeling into my fingertips n run my hands on someone elses chest for me to feel like theyre absorbing the weight of what i mean

but yeah most things i think abt in words

i have a lot of fantasies n daydreams n they always have imaginary sounds n music n language n laughs so i think those are just integral to most thought for me

i think a lottttt

almost constantly

and when im not thinking for a while it gets interrupted by me noticing wow ! the calm !

mostly i dont think i stop thinking, i think my thinking slows down like how we percieve ice as a solid but rlly the h2o particles are just cold and slow compared to liquid water; n the space between the particles grows ever so slightly

i love sleep

i want to sleep

i just took a warm shower n now im under a blanket n im hugging one of my pillows n my cat is napping near me

i feel like sinking into bed

i wannaaaaaaaa

i have stuff to do tho . . .

itll be ok im gonna lay down now w the lights off n some music playing n daydream for a while

if i feel like getting up n doing my stuff after then i will ... but ... if not ?

ill do it in the morning (i think ive already made my decision subconsciously)

(i think i knew this would happen from the second i stepped in the shower n it was rlly hot n comforting)

[junjiie]

ASSHSSHS YOU LIKE JAEWON! YAYY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و your special (ily bestie westie) i'm just gonna give you a bunch of random jaewon lore fact thingies because your his no.1 fan (real!!)

um number one!!! jaewon was like a super controversial figure during produce x 101 because this man literally says ANYTHING and he cursed like every two seconds (me) and he was SUCH a controversial figure that most korean netizens hated him and started a petition to get him kicked off the show 😭 his controversy was mostly the reason he didn't win 2nd place and was instead booted down to sixth

number two!!! jaewon dated one of his former x1 members and when they broke up the two of them.. well— they kind of got into an ugly argument 🤗! idk if you know anything about x1 but i wont give any hints because i wanna keep that a mystery!! oh and hanbin is pretty jealous because now the two of them are mending their relationship haha drama!!

number three!!! jaewon's parents like- suck ass, i'm not even joking, like they're so horrible that he ran away not once, not twice, but FIVE TIMES just to get away from them cause they really are that bad 😭 (these people should've not had kids), he successfully ran away for good in 2017 when he joined cube entertainment and he hasn't talked to them at all ever since then, they still leave a longlasting mental affect on him because of their emotional abuse though (sorry but trauma!)

number four!!! jaewon and hanbin are a thing…? or are they…? trust me atp they have absolutely no idea what they are 😭 literally EVERYONE knows they like each other but they kinda just let shit happen..? do they like each other? 100%. but they just kinda sit by and just.. go with the flow. will they ever confess? eh.

and lastly, number five!!! a much cuter one that isnt as confusing, jaewon was nicknamed "sleeping koala" because he often clings onto people when he sleeps, like whenever he falls asleep he'll reach out at the first person literally unconsciously and just cling onto them while he sleeps. (he was a stuffed animal kid can you tell?)

um…… yeah! i'll probably make a longer thing abt jaewon facts because theres actually SO MUCH MORE i have to explain when it comes to jaewon because hes a mess (and is currently having a sexuality crisis) so there'll def be a longer post about jaewon 😭

ik you didnt ask for this but anyway ily bestie westie have a great day <333 (i have school tmrw save me)

I AM HIS #1 UR SO RIGHT.. and omg thank u for these HELLO??! eating them all up in three bites and patting my tummy and shit

one - SOOOO REAL OF HIM TBH!!!! an idgaf warrior since the start!!! he went to uni and graduated with honours as a dpmo major!!!! no media training in sight!!!! LOVE THAT 4 HIM!!!! i support all jaewon rights AND wrongs

two - omg drama hii i love that.. ur right ik jack shit ab x1 BYR . let me look them up and make a guess at who it is though........... hyeongjun ? ! ? Am i right

three - EWW BEATS THEM UP AND SETS THEM ON FIRE AND KILLS THEM??! at least he got away though good for him omg . Pats him on the head ☹️

four - Aww gay opeple ❤️ Locks them in a room 4 ever. jaebin 5th generation it couple-not-couple

five - UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭E EUE🥺😭UUUE HOLDING HIM RIGHT NWO.......... i will cling onto HIM!!! and then he will call security and they will drag me away kicking and screaming and crying

I WILL LISTEN TO EVERY WORD U EXPLAIN AB HIM I SWEAR HE IS SO . got me wanting to share silly facts now too 😢😢 but def more algorhythm than slow motion......... they are a MESS! and its great

THANK U AGAIN 4 THESE I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM SM <3 i went back to school today!!! i hope it doesnt go too bad for u tmr :( gl bsf

[hugispuso-archive]

Valentines Day F/O Takeover ❤️

hi everyone! for the valentines takeover event hosted by @tuff-and-fluff, i'm going to let my main f/o, jose baden, take over my blog for the whole week! feel free to send asks/questions, and he'll be there to answer it (not guaranteed right away, since we both get busy, but we'll get there)! have fun!

[starryseo]

lazy day with minho

Chan | Woojin | Minho | Changbin | Hyunjin | Jisung | Felix | Seungmin | Jeongin

i was meant to write this ages ago but now it’s lowkey for @mindieu bc i felt bad about my last fic lmao. hope you like this tayla!!!

ok so we all know about minho’s antics when he’s energetic

but when he’s lazy??

he’s on a whole new level of Ultimate Tease

he gets a kick out of annoying ppl and that’s all he ever does to you!!!

if he wakes up before you, he won’t  s t o p  poking you until you wake up

and ofc you’re gonna be all grumpy like ??? why would you wake me up

and he just says “bc i was bored :)))” and he starts giving lil’ kisses all over your face as tho that makes up for it??

it does but whatever

if you wake up before him, obviously you’re gonna start poking him and pinching his cheeks (gently ofc)

bc revenge is sweet :’)

and he’ll be  h e l l a  grumpy, eyes barely open but glaring at you

and he’s trying really hard to be mad at you but you’ve got the stupidest grin on your face bc he looks like a child pouting rn and it’s so cute

and he just rolls his eyes, giving up his whole acting angry act and he pecks your lips before trying to sleep again

the day is filled w minho not letting go of you tho!!!

which is great because he’s a really intimate and affectionate person

even if the boys are there

especially if the boys are there

he knows pda is the best way to get them to yeet outta the room

so like if changbin is in the room, watching tv

and minho’s on the sofa

he’ll call you over and drag you onto his lap

and he’ll press so. many. kisses against your neck

and you’re squirming like “babe dude??? changbin’s right there”

and minho the lil’ shit is just like “not for long ;)”

and like 2 secs later changbin is getting up, cussing minho under his breath as he leaves the room

and literally 5 seconds later once he’s done kissing you he’ll stand you both up like

“i’m tired let’s go to bed”

and you’re like ???? why’d you kick changbin out of here if you wanna leave now??

and he just smirks like wtf does that even mean

he’ll drag you into his room and you’ll lay down, facing him

and it’s really quiet, you’re just looking off into his eyes

fr they’re so pretty and his lashes are so long why did god bless him like this

and he’s just daydreaming, running his fingers through your hair until his fingers lightly trail down the side of your neck

and he’s doing this so slowly, chills run down you and he  s m i r k s  bc he knows what kind of effect he has on you

to fill the silence, he’ll ask you how your day is

and he’ll still be tracing shapes over your body (up and down your arms, on your hip, wherever he can reach basically)

until his hand lands back in your hair

and he just pulls your head closer

giving you a quick kiss before you part

and then he brings you in again

but this time

oh man this time

he’s still lazy lmao

but it’s just so much more passionate??

he’s snaked his other arm underneath you

and he wraps it around your waist to pull you closer

to the point where there’s not even a gap of air between you

and he’s still kissing you, eyes shut in complete bliss but you can feel his lips tilt up into a smile

a smile!!! not a smirk!!!!

and when you break away he’s blushingggg and he looks so cute in that moment

eyes slightly hazy w love and fatigue

panting really quietly

lips slightly swollen and red

ashfkashkfjaskf kill me omg

and then he pulls you in for one final kiss, not as long but just as loving

and as he pulls away, you can hear him whisper a soft “i love you”

before he presses another kiss to your forehead

and then he nestles his face in the crook of your neck

constantly giving it little kisses until he eventually slows down, stopping when he’s fallen asleep and all you can hear is him softly breathing

so!!!

lazy days with minho are the greatest!! i almost wrote greasiest lmfao

because 1) they’re w minho!!!!!

and 2) even tho he’s such! a! tease!

(always pulling you to him even if you’re like babe i wanna get water

“you dont need water you only need my love”)

he showers you with so much love!!!!!

and 3) k i s s e s

man he’s a great kisser but when he’s lazy there’s just smth?? about them??

like the way they’re slow but so passionate

and he transitions between being so soft and calm to getting you out of breath so easily

so y’know lazy days with minho are beautiful thank you for coming to my ted talk :)

hope you liked this bc lmaooooo i cannot do soft writing for shizzle omg could u feel how awkward that kiss scene was lmfao why am i like this :))))

another reminder that i’ll be changing to starryseo!!!! i’ll be posting a johnny fic tmrw and then i’ll be changing the name so pls watch out for that!!! i’ll make a post abt it closer to when i change it but this is a heads-up!! :’)

[gardeniabloom]

2/26/22

ok so catch up entry i guess in case i reread this or something. so yesterday i just dicked around and went to lloyd center and was going to just hang out and clean the rest of the night but that guy who kinda ghosted me that one time hmu to come over and i was like fuck it he obvi wants a booty call but hes fine soo ok. so he comes over and we get high and hang out and honestly? hes really nice and respectful actuallt and chill and i dont hate hanging out w and makin out w him. which is crazy right cuz of u always in my brain!! so anyways hes over a while we get food we talk abt life dtuff we fool around a lil but nothing crazy and im super talky ripp but he seemed like. ok w it . anyways he has to work early next morning so he leaves but hws like can i see u tmrw?? and im like but i thoughr u had a party tonight?? and hes like i do but i'll come after and bring u shit and i'll sleep over. and im like uhh i was gna hang w this other guy but like. im not that excited anf this guys cute so im weak and im like ok fuck it i'll cancel u can come over. ANYWAYS fast fwd today i wake up super late cuz its saturday im lazy. i workout eat lunch ish and like fk around a lil while not important and eventually boy snaps me a pic of the vodka he got for me (i literally didnt ask him but he was like i'll bring u smthng cuz i'll be drunk anyways and we can drink togeher so i was like lolll okkk) so i was like o!! btw context he also said he doesnt rly text except to make plans so thats why i wasnt texting him before or keeping it min. so im like nice , short text abt like hows work whatev. and he says im coming from party at like 11-12 ish and im gna sleep over and im like ok cool. so no texts for a while i hang out n stay up cuz i gotta let him in . anyways 11:20 ish he texts me like "im too drunk im not coming" which im kinda like aww but not a huge deal i get it. so im like ok get home safe and lmk if u wna hang out some other time and he says kk and i drop it cuz hes still at th party. OK context over.

so now im like kinda in a weird spot cuz i dont like this dude that much yet cuz like obvi met him one (1) time so i knew it could literally just be him lying and he did just wna booty call cuz he was sorta handsy w/e and i cant read ppl. but he Did seem genuine. and now im likw ok obvi tonights settled but now idk where to go from here. cuz i feel like im gna want to see him a sec time but he's literally never gna want to make plans w me again cuz he doesnt seem interested anymore and probably something or someone else got his attention so im kinda bummed bcoz i would LOVEEEE to get out of this sitch w u and whining abd feeling shitty abt it all the time to a lil stable casual sich w someone in my area but i might have just blown it idfk. so im not srue what to do cuz i dont wanna do that thing where i get suuuper clingt and irritating right off the bat and drive him off BUTTT i also dont want to just have it be a ghost sitch where i never text again so neither does he . like idfk . also u started watching my finsta story again literally im so confused cuz u WERENT which is why i posted abt the hickey as a haha joke cuz i was like oh he wont see it cuz he doesnt look there BUT NOW UR WATCHING IT AGAIN AND IM CONFUSED. like i cant predict u ur very weird and i cant tell if ur still into me or if ur into miss other girl and tbh u should just pick a side cuz its weird and it comes off creepy for me cuz i feel like u like her but u wanna be fucking me . so weird. cuz im not tryinga to hurt ur feeligns deadass but idk if its ok territory cuz u wouldnt say if it WAS a sensitive thing for u. and like i dont wanna be a hypocrite and piss u off. so like i mean just be more predictable and boring so i can tell what ur deal is ur very weird and i dont get u. like if ur gonna be mean just be fucking mean . ok rant OVER

[enluv]

i totally understand that crisis because i was just in it awhile ago. what grps do you wanna stan? if you need help with cix i’d be glad to help you out!! i’m currently occupied with content from which the groups i stan post and i think adding more would be too much atm. my ults are txt, p1harmony, enha, seventeen and ateez! i stan cix, epex, stayc, twice and the boyz! what abt you? but i think i might have to make an exception for woodz. i’m not sure if you’ve heard of him but his music is rlly good! he’s a soloist and he’s having a cb soon!! yeahh sticker took a few listens but now i rlly love it. i’m glad we’re on the same page! did you listen to crazy in love by itzy? it just came out a few minutes ago but the mv was really cool! i’m not a midzy but i causally listen their music and this song is good imo. i do enjoy listening to krnb/khh but i don’t know much artists in that genre! i just listened to the songs you recommended and they were amazing!! added to playlist right away LMAO i think this is too long! i have to sleep for school tmrw but have a good night or day enluv i’ll talk to you tmrw<33

-💭 anon

ahh i actually stan a lot of groups atm...to name a few umm stray kids (they're my ult group), bts (also my ults), txt, ateez, p1h, enhypen, epex, aespa, itzy, tbz, ummm omg I'm forgetting so bad rn, I have a lot but those are like a few of them! I stan a lot of ppl! especially soloist, I love a lot of them :) I actually have heard if woodz! I've been a fan of him for a while now hehe, I really love him as an artist and im super excited for his newest comeback!! I just know it's gonna be amazing! ykw...I have not listened to crazy in love surprisingly...I really need to tho omg now that I remember! I love khh/krnb a lot hehe so if you ever want an artist lmk! I can recommend some :) i hope your day went well nonnie!

[katedoesntexist]

Stay-at-home journal 1/4/21

Yesterday:

Slept in

Watched a lot of agdq

Put away more christmas stuff

Got rid of pumpkins that were surprisingly still in totally fine condition

Made a few little clay things

Stayed up way too late and was angry abt it

Today:

Work :(

Probably not much after bc ill want to rest

Free space:

Dreamt i was waiting for a package to come to my house (back home) so i walked home idk from where but i passed the hospital. My partner was w me. I opened the package. It was large. Idk what was in it. Pillows or wooden pieces to build something. Not sure. He had to go to work. At some point someone i work w died, idk who. I went to a late night gathering where it was going to be officially announced. I was w someone and we were trying to find seats together, but it turned out there were plenty of seats bc they opened up a wall that combined the room w the next one over. There were long banquet tables all made up and we were told to be very careful bc there was to be a wedding in the morning and we were graciously allowed to use the room for the emergency meeting. As this was explained, a girl knocked over a glass of water and soaked the table cloth where she sat. I was painting or something and had left over paint and didnt want it to go to waste so i tried to gather it up. I was putting items in a bowl, long items first. Then at some point i left and was in the bathroom and it was like through a series of rooms like how a bedroom has a bathroom attached to another bedroom. There was a girl sleeping in a room and i accidentally woke her up but made some excuse that i was just borrowing scissors. I left a giant chunk of dirty attic insulation (an irrational fear of mine) in the center of her floor and didnt tell her. Then i went to my bunk and listened to the broadcast of the meeting from there. At some point i was at a party but it was more like watching a movie. There was a girl and guy there together and the guy did some weird party trick where he sucked in a pill some other girl threw upwards at him. Then that girl was trying to leave w him and he almost did, but then he remembered he was there w someone. While they left there were like monsters or something? Not sure. And at one point i was w someone (maybe that guy?) and we were again in a big room w long banquet tables, but this time it was college and the tables were for ppl taking final exams. They were to sit w an empty seat in between, but i sat down in one of the empty seats. When a teacher came over to yell at me i smugly explained that im not taking a test so its okay for me to sit there. Further down in the room i spotted someone i no longer socialize w and i was stressed out and hoped he didnt see me. I woke up three minutes before my alarm (early) and was upset that person was in my dream. Now i feel gross.

Welp i did wake up before 8 am, but i feel terrible. Im gonna give it another ten minutes before i get out of bed.

I took a picture of the clay stuff i made, but ill share it tmrw. I dont want it on the same post as that dream.