#wash-n-go

[jadewritesficshere]

Eddie frowns to himself slightly. He was expecting to come home to find you watching TV or maybe doing one of your hobbies. Instead, there are still laundry baskets full of unwashed clothes you were going to take to the laundromat.

"Babe?" He calls, leaning against the wall to take off one shoe at a time. He lets them fall haphazardly next to your neatly placed shoes. He takes his leather jacket off and hangs it on the peg on the wall.

Eddie heads down the trailer hall to the bedroom. The door creaks as it opens. He can see you laying under the covers. Eddie walks over, carefully sitting towards the foot of the bed. "Hey Babe," he runs a hand up and down your spine," bad day?"

You groan," yeah...I'm sorry." "For what?" Eddie's brow furrows slightly. You huff and pull the blankets back to look at him. "I was supposed to do laundry. Clean the living room up for your club to meet tomorrow. Instead my joints decided 'hey let's become stiff like steel so every movement hurts'. My nervous system decided 'oh hey let's send a wave of fatigue so strong we can barely keep our eyes open."

Eddie blinks a couple of times watching you. A stray tear falls from your eyes, but Eddie gently wipes it away before it can leave your cheek. "Those days happen. It's okay. Do you ever get mad at me when my body aches?" He cups your cheek in his hand.

"Eddie you almost died saving the world. My body just is like this-" "Who's to say the Upside Down didn't exacerbate things hm? That air wasn't exactly legal." You roll your eyes.

"It isn't your fault." Eddie murmurs, thumb running back and forth against your cheek. The cool of his rings against your face. "It feels like it," you mumble. "Hey, stop being mean to the person I love!" Eddie pokes your side gently. You can't help but smile slightly at him.

"I love you. I know you get frustrated and upset sometimes, especially when things flare up. I do understand what you're going through and it fucking sucks. But that doesn't mean I love you less. We got to take the bad with the good. It makes those good days all the more special. It's an honor to be with you. In sickness and in health, yeah?"

"Are you saying wedding vows?" You joke. "I mean... I never believed in marriage for me but you make me think about it." Eddie shrugs," Dont need a piece of paper to validate my feelings for you." You smile softly," Yeah."

A few seconds pass before Eddie clears his throat, face flushing," So, uh, do you need heat? Will that help?" You slowly nod.

Eddie stands," Then I am going to go pop the rice bags in the microwave for you, and then im gonna run to the laundromat to get the clothes in the washer because I think Wayne will actually kill us both if he comes home in the morning to no clothes."

You laugh lightly," Til death do us part eh Munson?" "Not even death could separate us my love."

[cybernomads]

you got a fast car // i want a ticket to anywhere maybe we can make a deal // maybe together we can get somewhere

[princemick]

hulkenburg instantly going 'yea he was on used tires' when they mention he passed lewis... like ok u get this one win

[andy-clutterbuck]

9x01 | requested by Anonymous

[honey-lemon-halo]

okokok re: the mega otherkin incest wet dream i had i’m just gonna try to recount the whole thing to the best of my ability and i’m posting it now so I DON’T FORGET ABOUT IT

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Before i was fully awake and aware i could feel my wings and halo which was very nice because i haven’t gotten to feel those in a long time

i immediately felt really warm and fuzzy and dizzy, and there were these HUGE arms wrapped around me and the thing that had me pinned against its chest was purring like CRAZY

i start to gather my thoughts and open up my eyes and i’m greeted with the sight of the MOST attractive demon DILF cuddling me in his lap (ggggod he was so hot oh my stars. absolutely MASSIVE with the most gorgeous eyes and these huuuge horns adorned with jewellery. augh i wish i could go on but my memory of his detailed features is fuzzy unfortunately)

uhm anyways. He clearly realized i was awake pretty quickly cause he held me even tighter and started planting kisses all over my face and whispering good mornings and how much he missed me and i look just as perfect as he remembered.

i was still a lil out of it but his praise and his kisses felt so good, the second i opened my mouth to say something his tongue was down my throat (and his tongue was looooong 😵‍💫) and I could feel his cock getting hard as he moved from having his arms wrapped around my waist to his biiiig hands gripping my hips

at this point he spoke to me a bit but alas i don’t remember his exact words, but i DO remember that he explained to me that i was his creation and he had been waiting for so long for the chance to take me home so i could be with my papa and brothers (BROTHERS 👀👀👀 i didn’t get to meet them but on my soul and spirit i am going to find a way back into this dream setting and fuck every last one of them. ahem anyways)

at some point my big demon papa (>/////<) had moved from kissing my face to biting and sucking at my neck and chest and I was fucking SOAKED and grinding my hips against him almost subconsciously

again there was a bit more talking that i can’t properly remember but he told me that he had created me special, and that alongside being his son, i was made to be his mate and his wife which OHHHH STARS i thought my brain was gonna drip out from between my legs

i think he could feel how wet i was ehe, he held onto my waist with one hand and fingered me with the other until i squirted all over his hand, then he said the one thing that i remember fully because he called me “such a good little wife for papa <3” and there was so much love and lust just dripping from his voice and aaauauauaghdgh i almost came again just hearing that >/////<

he apparently decided at that point that I was well enough prepared and flipped me over and pinned me down beneath him, slipping the tip of his cock into my hole (his cock was fucking GORGEOUS istg it was big and thick af and had a pointed tip and a big fat knot and all sorts of veins and bumps and ridges that drove me CRAZY)

he slowly worked his cock into me while i whined and squirmed underneath him, the whole time he was whispering in my ear and purring like a motorboat. He worked the shaft in and fucked me GOOD with it, i felt the knot slamming against my hole with every thrust and he promised me he’d make it fit eventually

then my evil mean brain stole me away from my wonderful papa before I could get knotted </3

[rueclfer]

#smokedtoomuch and almost cried in the shower thinking about how ill never know the little things about my friends on here that their irl would know

[iwaasfairy]

Okay but imagine if it was incel nii-chan or uncle (i haven't gotten over that one yet) gojo. How worse would he be 😭

I genuinely genuinely had to hold off on immediately turning it into cest when I gOt thAT ASK KFNFJFJJFJF but since you’re giving me a platform!!

Absolutely!!! Satoru nii as an incel would work soooo well brrrbbrrrrrrrr he’s just like a nasty guy, he’s mean, he’s impatient— and worst of all he thinks you owe him the right of snuggling up on you even tho he’s sweaty and gross and stinks and kissing up on you n shit

Also he doesn’t like women all that much bc he wants them to immediately jump on him even when he’s not willing to put in the least bit of effort. He’s just forced to be around you, that’s the only reason why you even talk to him :/ and he has to go and make stupid shit comments about your body and if you don’t get a boyfriend soon half your eggs will already be dead and you should really just,,, settle already

Preferably with him

Only with him

[rayleetheartist]

idk how to tag this so uhhhh if ya gotz any ideas plz tell me :3

anywayz i painted an old shirt i didnt like to be themed around the c00lest kiddo evr!!!! :D it waz fun to do but i was jst testing to see if acrylics would stick to fabric for smthing im planning for int he future (which may or may not be a c00lkidd cosplay that i may show off here when done) :P

the design n paint is very messy (i blame the fact that all the brushes i got rnt fine tipped) especially the letterz n eyes, but fuck it we ball

ALSO also uhhhh close-upz underneath :3

[ryuki-draws]

We can't ibuprofen our way out of permet score 4, girls

[wlw-cryptid]

[didderd]

(some middle of th night suggestive and mild nsfw)

hhhhhhhh these were supposed to all jus be mild spicy like th first two but then.. th horror drawing hh

(anyways i. need to go back to bed lmao)

[theradicalace]

yeah man my spoon was cold and soggy and not tasty at all. major thumbs down

[bunbuttbread]

Mouthwashing 🤝🏾 Paradise Killer

The main character is deeply complicit in the cruel oppression of marginalized people and is NOT a good person and you don't find out until the end of the game when it's all over and you're like oh fuck. I was the bad guy all along.

[randomwriteronline]

I need to be stupid about the hair for my humanized bionicle designs hold on

Aside from the fact that these designs usually come to me like visions from some kind of fucked up locust seer guiding my hands with its ceaseless screams, i do put thought in hair surprisingly. Like taipu and hafu having it similar but not identical bc theyre bootleg twins, or wairuha and akamai referencing their components through it.

I especially do this for ensembles. In some cases its sort of cultural/"somatic", a common thing for members of the same species like other things (nose, face shape, lip shape, etc) like the skakdi with these high ponytails to reference their fucked up spines, the av-matoran with the same hair texture and a braided strand, the makuta with patterned buzzcuts, the agori with a tight low ponytail and the skrall with alopecia and markings instead of hair

In other cases its a professional thing, a style that people with a specific job have in common. For example the gukko force has varying combinations of buzzcuts + longer hair + feather/leaf charms, the hagah wear theirs short, the mangai have it bound in some manner, glatorian are all buzzed except for a braid that indicates the tribe they belong to, and order of mata nui members are shaved bald to emulate mata nui (the only exceptions being undercover agent Ancient, not proper member Krakua, built abnormally Umbra, and Helryx, whos the leader and needs all that hair to hide the Secrets in)

But also theres. A bit of. Something. Like storytelling. W the turaga and the toa mata.

Metru Nui matoran tend to keep their hair short and/or bound, as is the tradition in the city bc of all the osha violations that make it very hazardous to have long free hair that can get caught up in shit and yank your head along with it. When our favorite fuckups become turaga, they maintain the constriction but actually grow their hair out longer, sometimes a little more elaborately too. This requires added care, which plays into a community building aspect of their remaining hordika instincts which is communal grooming: animals fuxking LOVE getting their shit scritched and cleaned, and if they live in packs and have the means for it chances are theyll clean one another as a way to establish connection. and wouldnt you know it the turaga have each other and also a wide gaggle of matoran to take care of AND a distinct lack of those terrible terrible hairdresser sinks that make my neck hurt and put me on edge so i never understand how anybody can consider going to the hairdresser just to "get pampered" bc that shit aint relaxing

but anyways yes, communal hair washing and brushing days = good touchy unity time coming to your village FOR FREE with the stuff on your head and the residual lycanthropy animal instincts

Now the toa mata, being mata nuis personal guard, also like the oomn members initially had hair cut like mata nui, which is. Very Very Buzzed. However it had the time to grow to a disgustingly large amount in the 100k years they slept and got all gross while they were decaying in the canisters on account of all the Decaying In The Canisters they were doing against their will, so you need to imagine them crawling out of those things covered in blood pus mucus and god knows what else, wrapped in these masses of matted dirty awful hair, possibly with gaping wounds and exposed bones. Possibly half naked. Hungry and confused and scared and barely coherent. Straight Up Not Having A Good Time. And you need to imagine them shambling to the villages looking like they crawled right out of the worst pits of hell with no comprehension of who they are or what these small guys are. and also theyre all armed to the teeth and capable of incredible elemental damage

And theres a part of the turaga thats shitting their pants very badly for very good reasons, but also theres a monkey-racoon hybrid in their soul that is going to pop a bloodvessel if it doesnt fukcing put its hands in that horrible tangle of keratin and reshape it into something neat and clean RIGHT NOW, so first thing they do after carefully taking these big things in and feeding them and stitching them up is GIVE THEM A BATH

They're very large and dirty from all the rotting so it probably turns into an almost koro-wide event, like this on-the-fly ritual cleansing of sorts, and the turaga take it upon themselves to deal with the biggest chunk of the problem which is that awful terrible fucking hair. And the hair cleaning and combing and cutting and brushing, which the toa mata have literally never experienced before bc they just they didnt fuckin have enough of it for any of that to be done. It does Things to them

You are big and hurt and dangerous. You are falling apart. Your body is clinging to you in a gross and hateful way and it stinks and hurts and impedes your movements and vision. And someone grabs all that and puts warm water on it, and starts working with their fingers to untangle the knots and wash away the grime and grease, and then cuts away the excess so that your head doesn't feel like it's collapsing under the weight of that matted mass, and then brushes it all carefully until it's neat again, and maybe ties a band under it or pulls it into braids and ringlets and dreadlocks and loose tails so it's out of your eyes. If you haven't been lulled to sleep during the process you're crying at least a little bit

The toa mata NEVER change the hairstyles the turaga give them/let them choose. E-VER. the way their hair is done now is Important and Special and Sacred In A Very Personal Way bc its like one of their very first steps towards personhood and finding their place in the world not as tools but as members of a community and theyre NOT going to do it in any other way. maybe theyll let it loose for a while or try braids or smth but then its back to the turaga assigned style bc thats their style now. Forever. Theyre definitely not buzzing it ever again especially post karda nui bc it brings back nasty memories but in general theyre not that big on changing it esp at first. Might change later in time on spherus magna but they just (clenches fist) it means SO MUCH TO THEM

This kind of relationship with hair is Not a matoran universe thing btw. This is yet again a classic case of The Turaga Were Left Unspervised On A Desert Island And Homebrewed A Culture

[keeps-ache]

physically i feel like i've experienced exhaustion going at least 75 on a side road while i was just chilling and standing next to my own mailbox when it hit me with its stupid 2025 ford f150 But at least my eyeballs aren't itchy :)

[leonardalphachurch]

sometimes i remember that most north fans don’t write him as an absolute insane person ethical manipulative girlfriend style and i’m like. what is he even then… just a pleasant white man? you know what. more power to you if you need a pleasant white man for a blorbo but god that could not be me