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wastedunicorn · 3 months

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#wasted unicorn #personal #thicc girls #thicc af #thick and juicy #thick babe #thick hips #thicc babe #thick and soft #curvy #cutie w a bootie #big bootie #cheeks

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asexxxualauthor · 5 months

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Imogen: “I don’t think I want to save the gods if they don’t care about me.”

FCG: “Have you tried getting to know them?”

Imogen, known for her limited patience and absolute willingness to just rip information from people because if she’s not learning what she needs to know right away then it’s a waste of her time: “What does that have to do with anything?”

#critical role #imogen temult #fresh cut grass #cr fcg #bells hells #I know that this is an oversimplification of the thing and that she has tried reaching out to the gods…once #but it really is funny that Imogen has this recurring theme of being impatient and struggling with not getting what she needs right away #and she was literally given a walkthrough of how to foster a relationship with the divines by in Whitestone and she sort of just went #‘’well that was a waste of time’’#I genuinely want Matt to have a god reach out to her and give her aid just to see how she reacts #I’m picturing something like the scene from the Last Unicorn

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vodkaslyme · 1 year

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Idk why I made this

#unicorn wars #unicorn wars padre #waste not want not or however the saying goes

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kipcobblestone · 3 months

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REPOSTING BC QUALITY GOT BUTCHERED ON MY ART????

okay I’m tumblring bc TLU doesn’t have much activity on Instagram but I think there are Schmendrick likers here

screenshot redraw….. I wanna draw so many more I have so many Schmendrick screencaps and I also love copic/traditional art. digital kills me inside!!!!

#the last unicorn #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #art #screenshot redraw #ahaahaaaa #laughs in giving Schmendrick his canonical eye color #granny smith green….#green bean green…#toxic waste green…#crayola green…#mlm green…. (I don’t know what I mean by this)#imagine being a wine drinker

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persephinae · 5 months

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when you tell Astarion that there's more good people in the world beyond Tav and that there's many wonderful things waiting for him

#sephie plays bg3 #i love that Astarion recognizes when you play goody two shoes #he disapproves because you're wasting time on strangers instead of looking for a cure #but time and time again you help others #then he gets resentful that no one was there to help him when he needed it #but like the Last Unicorn quote #Tav's there now #and despite all the years of misery #it matters that he finally has someone to look out for him and help him #and love him #i just love this game ok

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inkblackorchid · 10 months

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In light of what happens literally two episodes later, during the first and ONLY time Aki gets to participate in a tournament turbo duel: I am in pain.

#yugioh 5ds #aki izayoi #akiza izinski #look I know I might risk annoying people at this point #BUT HOW DO YOU WASTE SETUP LIKE THIS #H O W #HOW CAN YOU BUILD UP THE DUEL LIKE THAT ONLY TO LET AKI GIVE PROBABLY THE MOST EMBARRASSING PERFORMANCE OF HERS IN THE ENTIRE SHOW #did the writers just actively hate her at this point???????#I'm trying to understand and can't #why could they not at least let her take out Andre #SHE DESERVED A WIN #screaming crying clawing at the walls in rage #also it's such a big step for Aki to request to be allowed to take Crow's spot herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#why could they not let that pay off????#oh god rewatching the team unicorn duel tomorrow is going to be hell #sorry I'll stop #orchid watches 5ds (again)#episode 97 #screencaps

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skunkes · 10 months

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what do u guys do with non clothing items you dont want anymore and cant rlly sell.... need sum advice.....

#talkys #didnt wanna make the post longer but god #over the years ive just amassed little things ppl give me that i just have 0 space for. i hate owning things it stresses me out!#but its stuff i cant sell or idk how id give away and just throwing them in the trash feels horrible in every direction #both in like. wastefulness for discarding things and ''god im a horrible person'' way.#but i have no room for any of this nor a need to eventually have to carry it with me from home to home #an example im having rn (im cleaning + reorganizing my room) is once my uncle and aunt got me like a pack of 4 rubber ducks #from the dollar section at somewhere. and theyre like. not my style. one even has that unicorn headband thing. one says hoppy easter.#''bc you like ducks lol'' i dont want them. but its 4 chunks of Waste wtf do i do with them. UGH.#what do you do with ANYTHING i wish i cld throw everything in the trash and not feel bad and not harm da planet. i hate owning things i #dont want to own many items i hate having things

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dreamsofdeer · 7 months

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day 1. im a bit slow

#my art #digital art #unicorn #night #stars #shading #oh dear #this was a waste of time

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oldestenemy · 1 year

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I’ve had pills since they came out i am just an extremely uninteresting person BUT i do have. a lot of voices in my head.

#still tapping. less murder.#doctor who #polls #zagreus #the last unicorn #anyways please gods take podzilla vanilla lady away from me #she was so fucming mean #such a goddamn waste of my time #fuckin brown and chartreuse but not ACTUALLY chartreuse just some random google color

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beatriceportinari · 1 year

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Unicorns paper tests!

#mine #origami #unicorn #pink #i used the materials I plan to use for my dragon but in a different color (here pink; my dragon will be green 😌)#that way I can see how it behaves when folding but I don't waste too much color #and also it's just fun to vary hehe #overall this paper has been a delight to fold with no matter what I do with it #i think I have decided to go with the dousing it in mixtion + gel pen method #(that's the one right facing unicorn)#of course this might get modified still lol but at least I know I can fold fine with it!#this ism't necessarily my most careful.folding or finest sculpting (sorry ladies 🦄)#since these were.for testing but still I might as well have fun #and I like my testing tradition of using unicorns #my favorite model to.fold definifely.was the right facing ome btw #i wasn't too sure abt the feet long mane but it looks really.cool #i like the more.purplish model.too (hoof fluff!)#but it was whatever to.fold #that might also have been the diagram like I said i love the collectiom the long maned one was in #the third ome was forgettable sjfjjfjf #i really.just needed a third unicorn #anyway model.attribution #right facing one: kyouhei katsuya #short legged one: oriol esteve #pegasus: do ba huy #(using the spelling on gilad's origami)#which is also.where you can find soirces for these if you wanna fold them! and reference pics etc #anyway enjoy :D

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saintlesbian · 1 year

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posting paradise state wips tonight. bc why not

its the felicitas unicorn sibling trio!

claudio felicitas (the pretender to the throne)

vincenzo felicitas (the missing war hero)

and ruthie campbell (the farmer’s lovechild)

#pentadraws #art #furry #wip #paradise state #unicorn #claudio felicitas #vincenzo felicitas #ruthie campbell #claudio is the family disgrace :)#his father hates him bc hes a spendthrift and wastes money on rent boys #vincenzo is his father's golden child #he's a war hero that went missing in action so. hes probably dead #and ruthie is the hidden half sibling they never knew about #she an autistic farmgirl that doesn't talk much. and does not like her brothers

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wastedunicorn · 5 months

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Let me sit on it

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daintydoilypon · 2 years

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I have not drawn on paper in ages and the pen markers my DnD DM had were oof, bled like crazy when it hit the pen ink, and I now recall why I stick to digital these days lol

#warlock wood elf with a unicorn patron thus the horn #or something building a character in it is atrocious so idk so let my dm do it #i literally say just to use my old sheets bc we have tried to do this like 15x and im not wasting my time making a new one GOSH DANGIT

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cyberp1lled · 10 months

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how to get interactions interactions with me I'm cool

#grunge #cybercore #alice glass #drainercore #draincore #starflesh #crystal castles #the last unicorn #idfk what im doing #meow #electrick children #spiderverse #fnaf #wasted

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animecat33 · 2 years

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The last customer of the night deadass asked my manager if she was interested in a threesome between him and HIS SISTER

Bitch what the fuck??? IN PUBLIC?? IN A RESTAURANT???

#i hate unicorn hunters so much with a burning passion #like this didn't even happen to ME and i'm stil disgusted #waste of posts

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jlf23tumble · 1 year

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the most important thing about a slow burn isn’t the word count, it is the way that it all comes to a head. if it is 50k but the way the characters get together is shit, then it isn’t a good slow burn. if it is 2k but the way the characters get together make me want to scream happily from the rooftops, then it’s a good slow burn imo

Yeah, exactly! I don't have a problem with a longer slow burn that nails it, but the knee-jerk in that post was saying it's impossible to see a 2k fic do it, and that's just not true! And I tend to read author notes obsessively, so it breaks my heart when you see someone saying they feel forced to do it, it's such a chore, and it's like break free, bb, you can do it in fewer words and enjoy the process more, I'd bet!

#i'm not gonna answer a million asks with a variation on this theme #there are long fics that do a GREAT job at nailing it and making you feel it #there are short fics that do that too!#just dismissing a short fic as not being able to is something that bugs me personally #i love short-shorts the most #longer fics really challenge me (and again you read the notes and it looks like they challenge their authors too which makes me sad)#but that said #there is not one single word wasted in of mates and men #600k of the swooniest build ever #a unicorn fic!!

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