#waygu

[carnivorousous]

Jan 17, 2022 - Oooh, kick back and admire that marbling! -- you in??? 😋 🥩 🥩 📷 @simofuri.a5 wagyu ミスジステーキ🥩 🥩 🥩 #肉...

[pflugysfood]

Tonight's delight 😊 Snake River Farms waygu ribeye with some dressing and some mac and cheese.

[lovelogaan]

[michifu1222]

#waygu #sashimi https://www.instagram.com/p/CmotDaYPe5x/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[boss-bbq]

[testinoevents]

Wagyu beef in everything pastry dough. A perfect little bite for a holiday party! . . . . #testinoevents #catering #staffing #foodie #nyfood #nyfloraldesigner #floral #pigsinablanket #nyrealestate #nyparty #nystyle #waygu #nyparty #soho #nyc #nyccatering #luxurylifestyle #nybar #nycwedding #nybuffet #sohonyc #nycocktail #nyccatering #nycweddings #ny #nyfoodie #food #nyceats #celebratelife https://www.instagram.com/p/CkN6W3vuPu8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[wicked-gharial]

i like this comic

[ojsstimboards]

Ooooo you wanna make a wagyu x comet (objectified) stimboard ooooo (my friend and I call it astronomaggots)

“ 🜸 • Astronomaggots Stimboard • ت “

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Requested by : @keltherealone

(S͟i͟d͟e͟ N͟o͟t͟e͟: Astromaggots is such a creative name for that ship I love it aidhsishs)

[carnivorousous]

Jan 10, 2022 - Slices of melt in your mouth Wagyu folks -- you in??? 😋 🥩 🥩 📷 @simofuri.a5 wagyu ミスジステーキ🥩 🥩 🥩 #にく...

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

Food influencers that make completely unprompted vegan jokes are an immediate off-click not wasting my time on that

[taylorrepdetective]

Just had dinner with 9w1ft in Tokyo. Let’s see what kind of hell portal we opened this time.

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

Have you ever tried liver and onions? I heard it was good!

-🦦

Tried it and it’s definitely not for me. I’ll pass, thank you.

[gabessquishytum]

Hob is hired to cook for a reclusive businessman he never sees. He was hired by his very organized but stressed PA, Lucienne, who tells him that unfortunately his new employer, M. Endless, keeps weird hours and has very strange taste in food.

But the pay is good and Hob doesn’t mind a weird client.

Hob does indeed have weird hours. Sometimes he isn’t needed for a couple of weeks and then suddenly he’ll be on call for a month, staying in a guest bedroom in case he’s texted an order for something random, like cherries jubilee at midnight.

And the house is huge, so he really never sees anyone there.

Until one night his mysterious employer throws a party. Hob has two weeks to prepare and he throws a gigantic feast. Lucienne brings in a ton of very well trained catering staff and at least 200 people dressed to the nines show up.

Hob stays on to cook and make sure everything goes as planned, but when he’s finally allowed a break, he takes it and grabs a cigarette in a corner of the garden.

There, he finds one of the party guests, also apparently avoiding the crowd.

They start talking. The guy is HOT. He looks like a runway model, introducing himself as Dream and hob definitely wouldn’t mind a quickie before his break is over.

Offhand, hob mentions that he works for the host and he’s never met him.

Dream quirks an eyebrow. “You don’t know what he looks like? Nor what he does?”

“No, but he’s a weird one, that’s for sure.”

Hob goes on, charming the man, he’s sure, until Dream finally kisses him (maybe just to shut him up).

Hob gets his quickie, coming with the man’s tongue buried so deep in his arse he could cry. And that’s when Lucienne interrupts.

Turns out hob just called his boss a weirdo, got off with him…oh and they’re out of the waygu sliders.

Alakdjfhshaja its giving great gatsby vibes <333 love it.

Lucienne coughs politely and tells Dream that he's wanted to give his speech to the guests - that's literally how Hob finds out that Dream is the host!! Then he's left to scramble back into the kitchen, furiously wash his hands, and try to make up for his missteps by whipping up a few of Dream’s favoured tidbits to send up for the buffet table. The whole time his knees are trembling and he just can't fucking believe that he had the boss's tongue shoved so far up his hole he was seeing stars.

He doesn't see Dream until its pretty much dawn the next morning. Hob stayed up supervising the cleanup, and he's still diligently wiping down counters when Dream appears in the doorway. He looks exhausted, but he smirks at Hob and beckons him to come closer. Hob goes willingly and drops to his knees, ready to apologise for not recognising Dream and calling him a weirdo. He also really, really just wants to suck Dream off - any excuse to be on eye-level with his cock, honestly.

From now on, Hob’s going to make sure that he delivers Dream’s meals personally - hell, he'll hand feed him if Dream allows it. And Dream (who has never had anyone take such good care of him before, except perhaps Lucienne in a professional capacity) can't help but fall in love with the himbo chef. The sloppy blowjob on the kitchen floor surely convinced him that he'd never be letting Hob find employment elsewhere. Even if he has to promote Hob to "boyfriend" sometime sooner rather than later <3

[goodluckclove]

clove. I know that you're an expert on cars. What is the best car

I'm so glad you finally brought up my expertise on cars! No one's bothered to ask me yet, but I'm actually a car expert given that my dad is, in fact, Lightning McQueen. You might know him better as the car that voices actor Owen Wilson.

See the thing about cars is that they're delicious, but only if they're ripe. And people don't like to admit that because they're cowardly and hollow-boned, with their pants full of piss and shame. You want a car that prioritizes moisture, gaminess, and overall mouth-feel, and I found the secret to getting all your meds met is finding a model with the right angles (you fellas know what I'm talking about).

This isn't something I should be saying freely, but I know for a fact that the best and most delicious car is the Cybertruck Foundation Series. There's a pretty intense crust, but once you bite through the snap is fantastic and the inner meat is unbelievably tender. Think a creme brulee mixed with a waygu steak. It's incredible.

[heartfullofleeches]

Ahhh I just read your ghoul reader and it hurt but I’m so glad reader got yan friend there for them!! The real question is what is ex friend gonna do now and are they yandere as well?? 👀👀

Yea we didn't really go into the ex friend, but they're yan too. A classic, ", you don't know what you have til it's gone" case. I imagine they try to meet ghoul reader in scenes their friend isn't around in to write off their encounter as a harmless mistake and they're a friend of a friend that told them about reader's healing. Reader having mostly forgotten them is likely to believe them, but there's something in the back of their brain that says not to trust them. Ex-friend buys them waygu beef and things are smoothed over - until reader's new friend catches wind

[carnivorousous]

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