#wayland st grantber

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Elrond's little one

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Alt title: Boromir is trying his best to babysit

Alt title: Boromir is big brother and he's trying not to cry

Elrond ft M!Reader as his son

Description: Elrond goes Papa mode on Boromir, who should definitely know better

Tw: None

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"Well aren't you a little one, the ears say Elf but the height says Hobbit" Boromir teases You as he ruffles Your hair with a grin. You knew Boromir, his visits were anything but consistent. Lindir would have to remind You to bow to the Prince of Gondor "Where's your father?" He lowers himself to Your tiny stature, now eye level with the Prince of Gondor You giggled "Where is he (Y/n)?" Boromir asks again "I'll never tell you" "Ahhh I see, well okay then" he lowers his head and starts to fake cry "No, No, Boromir don't do that!" You whine pushing his head up but his hair covers his face "Don't cry, don't cry" You say quickly before hugging his arm tightly "Thanks for the hug" Boromir picks You up and You crawl Your way to his shoulders "Will I be this tall one day?" "Taller than me? Bah" Boromir was making sure the coast was clear before continuing to walk out of Rivendell with You comfortably on his shoulders.

"So...do you have a nice Princess back in Gondor?" You ask tugging on the left side of Boromir's hair making him turn "Ah haha..." "Or does your stinky guard follow you too much" That one sentence made Boromir go silent quickly "Oooo! You like him!" You snicker feeling Boromir shift "So are you going to grow your hair as long as your Father's?" He changed the subject "Yes! Because I'm going to be wise just like him or even more wise!" You grin and then heard an all too familiar sentence "What are you two doing?" It was your father at this moment You were practically eye level with him and that scared, Your father had never yelled at You but You were not ready to break that streak "LordElrond" Boromir blurt out, his sentence blended as he put You down and as if Boromir had you against Your will, You bolted to Elrond's side wrapping your arms around his arm as You did a small smile appeared for a few seconds but once he looked back at Boromir it was gone...

"You know better than to take him out here without guards" Elrond's voice was firm but calm "I know but, I just" Boromir couldn't seem to make a full sentence "I tell you every time you visit, do not take (Y/n) past the gates he isn't old enough yet and you still do not listen" Elrond put his free hand in his hip "Boromir, I trusted you with something very dear to me and once again...you failed...again" it hurt Your father to say these words to Boromir as words are so powerful they can become wounds "I'm sorry Lord Elrond" Boromir lowers his head "Wayland and I will leave next morning" he murmurs sniffling a little "No!" You tugged at Your father's arm "That's not fair! He didn't do anything wrong! He's my brother!" Your words made Elrond look You dead in the eyes and kneel to Your height "(Y/n)...I know it's difficult but if he can't follow the rules I lay out he has to go home" his tone was softer with You but still firm "He'll come to visit once again you will see him again, right" Elrond's head snapped to Boromir, who looked up quick and nodded even quicker "See" "But...I...but" "There's no buts (Y/n)" Elrond looks back at You "He'll be back before you know it" "Promise" "(Y/n)..." "Lindir says a promise isn't a promise unless you say it out loud" You whisper looking down "I promise that Boromir, Son of Denethor can come back and with supervision watch over you while I have my meetings" Elrond smiles "Now go back inside" he stood up and You ran back in as Boromir now stood next to Elrond

"No one got hurt" "That's not the point" Elrond normally man of little violence in his old age smacked the back of Boromir's head "Ow, What was that for?" "You'll understand when you have a child"

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Elrond thinking Wayland is up to no good but really Wayland is just breathing

Legolas is the hell child

Boromir used to get into fight a lot and when Elrond had business with Denethor, he'd visit Boromir and make sure the young Prince was okay

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Idk something about Dark!My Prince is so appealing

Like Boromir and Wayland not giving any fucks, Boromir left Gondor and Wayland's Horror of Rohan is actually true

Their just creepy weird little gay men

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Elrond trying to get Wayland to do something:

Wayland:

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Hear me out, Young Faramir and the two as twenty somethings

Boromir and Wayland's child coming to sleep with them after having a bad dream.

This is so fucking cute Ima throw up from the sweetness

They are legit the parental figures for Faramir (it both normal and dark au)

I love how cute this is

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Dark!My Prince hcs bc I'm dying my hair again

Pt 1?

Dark!My Prince or The biggest wild cards ever

They're bad but they're not evil - Elrond on the two missing men at the meeting

Tw: Blood, Swords, Violence, Death, Dead Threat

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Weirdly more romantic to each other then normal them

Wayland proposed marriage by holding a knife to Boromir's throat and giving him a ring

Sadly Faramir really misses his brother but Boromir left/exiled from Gondor

Offered help to the Fellowship when they were on the road

Was the wild cards for the battle of helm's deep

PDA, Hobbits thought it was cute, Aragorn wanted to throw up, Legolas could care less, Gimil would knock the two over A LOT, Gandolf hates it here and that's ok

Wayland really did kill the unarmed merchants, he really killed his father Kevir and his Rosa, he really burned a teenage Éomer for not listening, he really threw Gríma down stairs but who wouldn't

Boromir has dragged Wayland behind his horse

Legit flip in-between wanting the ring and wanting destroy the ring

Bully Gimil a lot

“What if I swallow the ring„

The Fellowship thought they gave the Orcs the hobbits even though they were injured from battle

They're funky little men but they do have a heart...somewhere

Both fall during the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, they saved Faramir's life

Both dawn their Gondor armor and at first Faramir didn't know it was his brother and Wayland saving him till it was too late

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I just realized Wayland has to mourn Boromir twice

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Headcanon

The fact that every time Wayland needs a bath Boromir has to wrestle him into that bath he has to take the love of his life and practically drowned him in the bathtub. Like imagine you're just an elf knight and Rivendell, you have to protect Boromir and Wayland and you know you're doing your job protecting them as they're bathing and you just hear screaming arguing and fighting you hear

get in the bathtub you hear I will not kind sir you hear please just take a fucking bath you hear make me you whore you here this is why my dad told you I'm dead you hear now I'll just drown myself you hear at least you'll smell better and you don't want to enter because you're scared of what you'll see not even the fact that one of them could be naked it is the pure horrifying sight of these two men arguing that scare you.

If you're a elf knight you deserve a pay raise if you're protecting these two

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"Boromir, Son of Denethor II! I heeded your call! Where are you?!" He calls out as he awaits Boromir's arrival "You say you wished to speak with me Prince of Gondor! Speak! Be heard!" His weapon stayed put away

Wip

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Wayland St Grantber

Only reason he's with the fellowship is bc of his boyfriend

He's know as The Terror of Rohan bc of Wormtail/Worm tongue I don't remember his name, but he made Rohan's leader believe Wayland wasn't a knight but a horrible person

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Adrian Bower as Wayland St Grantber, Son of Kevir in Lord of the rings

“My Prince, my friend, my love....make sure none weep at my death...„

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Master list four 🍀

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Saw au: Coffee and Murder

Fics:

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Misc

Charcoal - Grim Fandango:

Grayson - Knives Out Cinematic Universe:

Wayland St Grantber - LOTR:

Theorn, Son of Deoron - LOTR:

Delw Tennoio, Son of None - LOTR & Hobbit:

Copper - Hotd:

Gold - Hotd:

Bronze - GoT:

Gold II - GoT:

Koshmar - Harry Potter-

Crocus Brown - Harry Potter-

Damien Long - Mafia-

Tramonto bellissimo - Mafia -

Cattivo Bellissimo - Mafia -

Caldo Bellissimo - Mafia:

Luca Angelo - Simpsons: 1

Tommy Costa - Shock Treatment-

Mave/Master Mave - PRJF:

Jackson Pax - West Wing:

Sergio Alvarez - West Wing:

Matthew Cregg - West Wing:

Simon Bartlet - West Wing:

Davis Devils - Saw: one, two, three, four, five,

Father Cooper Connor - Saw :

Baseball Husbands/Hidden Genius:

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Elrond's little one

Adventures with Boromir: 1,

Adventures with Elrond:

Adventures with Delw:

Training with Elrond:

Training with Wayland(oc):

Training misc:

Manners and education with Lindir:

Bows with Legolas:

Sneaking with Strider:

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