#we are not amused okay

[syn0vial]

my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:

[iamespecter]

Politely asking permission to kiss your human Caine design. Perhaps hand in marriage. He's so handsome, oh my goodness. 👉👈😳

God, he's such a theater kid. It seems that a fanbase may be forming at my human Caine design. Oh dear me. What have I done.

(I don't regret anything, but don't ask me how long it took me to do the wine glass compared to everything)

Bonus:

They have a very loving and healthy relationship but Pauline (Pomni) sometimes has to be direct towards him so that he can establish his own boundaries too

[transkingcobra]

Just a casual halstarion moment because Astarion decided to talk to Halsin instead of my Tav 😂

[ratatatastic]

"Funny enough I—like, if street hockey, ministicks, I always wanted to be a goalie too! Like, for some reason I always wanted to go in net. You know, probably because of [my Dad] and then, um, you know, once you get dinged a couple times and the shots get too hard you realise—then it's not so much fun after all so... Yeah, it was great he'd always—" "You probably wanted to be goalie 'cuz you're fucking crazy, man! Those guys are bananas! I actually went as a goalie in morning skate one time when I was suspended in the coast, and it was the scariest thing ever, bro. It's nothing like blocking a shot because you're literally just standing there, and these guys are shooting right at you. It's unbelievable!" "Yeah! You gotta get in the way of the stuff to save it! That's crazy! I know, and like obviously gear is like great and they don't really feel—but there is, like, that psychological thing going on where, like, you know, you wanna move out of the way 'cuz it's gonna hurt! I get—I mean, it must not hurt that much, like, 'cuz Bob's crazy, man! Bob loves taking—Well, I wouldn't say loves taking it off the head, but he doesn't hate it, like he—" "Feels good?" "You know, every once in a while—they hit him in the head and you go up and say sorry he's like, 'No, no! It's all good! I love it, I love it!!' and like, kind-of shoos you away so."

The Buzz Pod | 8.7.24 (x)

so speaking of banking pucks off bobbys head and how much he loves it flashback to that day in october of 23 where bobby was doing that for practise and managed to rope in matthew to the shenanigans to the utter confusion of everyone involved (x)(x)(x)(x)

[motleyfam]

I get so many comments on my Tim series like “omg it’s so hilarious/unrealistic that he gets sick this often, take that boy to a doctor 🤣” and like, I get it, it seems like a lot if you read the series straight through. And part of it is simply because I enjoy writing hurt/comfort fics, so of course that’s what I’m going to gravitate towards. Gotta spark that joy, etc etc

….but like, you guys do realize that people who have medical issues tend to get more medical issues, right? It’s not like “oh he had three things wrong with him already so he’s hit his quota now and anything on top of that is absurd.” It’s more like… this is someone with overall subpar health from a history of chronic neglect, so yeah, he’s probably going to be more susceptible to illness than most people 🤷‍♀️

[beanghostprincess]

Transfem!Robin being like a big sister for transfem!Sanji and helping her find and understand herself with so much love and care and appreciation vs transfem!Nami going literally insane at the news and demanding Sanji to move to their room so they can be together and she can open up her skull and finally understand her better

[flownwrong]

Partners, Fraser. Partners.

3x01: Burning Down The House

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

Listen, Carver should be allowed to lockpick.

You think he didn't teach himself how to pick locks at some point as a kid or teen just in case Bethany and/or Hawke got caught by templars and he needed to plan a prison break? C'mon now.

I don't care if he's a warrior and that's not allowed, give him a lockpick and let him open chests for me damn it.

Or y'know... he could just bust the chests open with his sword.

That would work, too.

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Charles and Erik learning there’s a limit on how many times they can legally marry and divorce each other.

[melverie]

I took his hair dye away

[companion-showdown]

Who is the Greatest Accomplice to the Doctor's War Crimes?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

farewell youtube... it was a Time...

[coquelicoq]

god i had THE BEST TIME AT THE DENTIST TODAY and i feel completely unhinnnnngèd for saying that bc i never in a million years thought the dentist could be FUN but the hygienist was french and switched to french as soon as i mentioned that i had taken french and i understood almost everything he said to me and it felt so good!!! i never understand french!! things are paying off!!!! also i do super recommend this method of conversing in a language you are not super confident in, like it's not just a coincidence i had such a good time doing this at the dentist specifically, it was good precisely because there was very little pressure on me to talk and i could mostly just make yes/no/questioning noises and any time i wanted to say a sentence i could take my time with it because there were literally instruments in my mouth??? absolutely no pressure for me to say something just to say something it was heaven oh my god. i take back every joke i've ever made about dentist office conversational logistics. IDEAL MODE.

[sunflowercider]

......bro this is how married couples describe seeing their partner after a long time. "He's just as handsome as when I first met him ♡" Do you hear yourself right now?

[boilingrain]

Making Barbara really good at healing isn't enough, I need her to be able to KILL

[ohimsummer]

summer let’s do a bf swap for the day 😼 you get satoru i get suguru<3 i’ll leave you a “How To Deal With Your Overgrown Cat Of A Boyfriend” handle for dating satoru…. includes lots of kisses and cuddling and scratching his back where he can’t reach and rubbing your fingers over his undercut during said-cuddles bc it makes him melt into your touch instantly yknow yknow 😌😌 im sure your satoru is a handful too so you already know how it is 🙏🏼

I WILL TAKE SUCHHH GOOD CARE OF UR SATORU OKAY HE WILL BE IN PRISTINE CONDITION WHEN I RETURN HIM (minus lipstick stains)

I am slamming down a…humongous book of tips and tricks on how to deal with a sassy emo boyfriend named suguru (with very important stuff circled in big red sharpie)(aka 99% of the book) SUGURU CAN HAVE A BIG ATTITUDE!!! And a smart mouth so make sure you put him in check 🤨 (hack: if you rub his hair and hum to him while he lays on your chest he WILL fall asleep Immediately and that is the perfect opportunity to take pictures <<333 ) and suguru is also both a biter and a pincher so guard your ass because he WILL pinch it. ALSO also he is an Overgrown Cat Boyfriend too the way he just eases himself closer and closer until you realize he wants to Cuddle (if you don’t take the hint he will keep going until he’s on top of you….weighted blanket bf returns)