#we need an american girl doll who
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Anyway made this extremely niche meme a little while back and think y’all deserve to have it
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people on instagram/twitter will be like "we need an american girl doll who" and then proceeds to describe a scenario that happens to adult women and/or teenagers that would very much NOT be appropriate for a ten year old girl
#theyll be like 'we need an american girl doll who skipped her classes bc she got frat flu' no we do not#these are nine to twelve year old girls. you know this right. please tell ke you know this.#rambles#american girl
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we need an american girl doll who quested to find the holy grail and was denied by god himself
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this barbie is already a strong contender for unfunniest meme of 2023 i'm sad to say
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straight up have to stop myself from spending all my time making american girl doll themed FatT posts but here’s my pride and joy, american girl doll samtheon
#what is we were samsam and we kissed and we were both American girl dolls#fatt#we need American girl dolls who are the dysfunctional family of gods in a fantasy actual play podcast
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american girl? i hardly know her!
#we need an american girl doll who sells matches on the cold cold streets of 1800s london and then fucking dies#love my dolls sm. btw
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Physically I’m in my twenties. Emotionally I am never leaving middle school
#we need an American girl doll who’s traumatized and never growing up#we need an American girl doll who’s a haunted house#bbge.text
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Unpopular opinion but most of AG tumblr needs to realize that dolls are not real, actual children. There’s nothing wrong with posting memes about dolls, if a certain meme makes you uncomfortable, then unfollow them. Block them. Curate your online experience. Pearl clutching about American Girl memes does nothing but minimize actual problems, especially when you compare them to try to prove your point.
#we need an american girl doll who can take a joke#american girl#(tagging for blog organization purposes)#my posts
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What if... instead of writing the 800 words I'm supposed to write... I buy myself an American Girl doll.... You know, for healing purposes.
#Which doll you ask?#IDK THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T JUST DONE IT ALREADY D:#There's a Truly Me doll who looks about as close as American Girl dolls can get to an OC of mine which is tempting#but then I'd have to get her a proper outfit and none of the outfits are really calling to me#Though the birthstone collection is stunning#but then which birthstone would I select??? My birthstone Garnet?#I mean it's my personal favorite but this isn't for a doll version of myself#it's for an OC doll and I don't know what her birthday is or which style would suit her best#If we scratch the whole thing and pick a different doll then Corinne is really calling me cause I've loved her since her release#But I also desperately need Maryellen and her sledding outfit like REAL BAD#but Maryellen is a historical doll and Corinne was the Girl of the Year in 2022 right?#so I feel like Corinne is in danger of being discontinued first#Or should I get Isabel finally to complete the set since I already bought Nikki?#But then do I really need an American Girl doll at all or am I just cranky I have to wait 2 weeks to dress up my Build-A-Bear?#*SIGHS IN INDECISION*
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#ides of march#american girl doll meme#american girl doll#we need an american girl doll who#julius caesar#et tu brute
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post genre that will be funny once we get rid of its emotional weight-
60s/reporter: bob dylan has failed the transvestigation
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❛ great . you created an american girl doll with anxiety . are you proud of yourself ? ❜
#SCREAMING#THIS MEME IS SO GOOD HELP#calamight#🌟 *:･ﾟ✧ save file ╱ crack .#i was going to make one that says 'we need an american girl doll who possesses scholarly knowledge and also the tr!force of power' but#none of the dolls fit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We need an American Girl doll who will serve you beer, then smile at you like she’s sincere. (But she’s not. 😏🤫🤭)
#Last one.#I really wanted to say ''who's hot and cheap and quick'' but it didn't feel right and I don't wanna get cancelled for a joke! 😩 😭😭😭😭#buffy the buffet car#starlight express#stex#stex shitpost#american girl#we need an american girl doll#text post
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seeing posts about how surefire ways to get people to hate characters is by making them hate children and dogs...looking at my characters and just. shrug emoji.
#they all hate one or the other if not both#its very important to me to have violet in particular be a Dog Hater#i love that for her#literally hardest part of understanding noels psyche was her love for dogs idk#but we need a disney princess/american girl doll etc etc whos extremely cynophobic#most cancellable take
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we need an american girl doll who wanted to get high at his sister's wedding and ended up committing vehicular manslaughter
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