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sortavibing · 4 years

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what the haikyuu!! boys/girls favorite songs/bands are📼

hello! this is my first post so i hope im doing it right :P anyways enjoy!

karasuno💾

daichi: Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey. he’s such a typical dad holy shit so yeah he 100% listens to this i don’t know what else to say like- 🤠 yeah he probably sings it in his minivan (you cannot convince me that he doesn’t drive a minivan)

sugawara: WAP by Cardi B. yes we stan this bad bitch. he LOVES this song like he can do the dance and everything and he pulls it off like the baddie he is please someone animate this i NEED it anyways yeah he doesn’t really sing it but he 100% has done the dance in front of daichi.

asahi: Lullaby by Johannes Brahms. this baby hes such a slut for classical music and he always listens to it before a big game to calm his nerves. he pretends that he’s listening to something “tough” but everyone knows that he listens to classcial, they just pretend to not know.

nishinoya: Old Town Road by Lil Nas X. yeah, he hasn’t gotten out of the old town road phase and he unironically sings it and does a yeehaw dance. no one can stop him because everyone (except tanaka) is too embarrassed to be around him when he sings and dances, so he thinks it’s ok (honey, no), also, tanaka sometimes joins in and it’s painful to hear and see.

tanaka: GOOBA by 6xi9ine. he thinks it’s “badass” and tries to rap it whenever it comes on, and he fails horribly, but nishinoya always hypes him up saying that he did a good job, causing him to start singing again please save karasuno from hinata, nishinoya, and tanaka’s singing

ennoshita: Cough Syrup by Young The Giant. though it may not seem like it, but this man has got music TASTE like- yes. anyways yeah this song is a vibe and he really likes it. he once tried to introduce good music to tanaka and nishinoya, but they said it was “boring” and “sappy” and he never wanted to beat them up more than he did then.

kageyama: he listens to like play by play volleyball games or podcasts that talk about improving your skills because he’s a hoe for that volleyball shit try and prove me wrong i dare you

hinata: Red by Taylor Swift. he has terrible music taste and he literally just listens to what’s popular and like what his sister listens to. he likes to sing outloud and his voice is worse than oikawa- like karasuno cannot handle hinata singing at all it’s literal earrape.

tsukishima: Fancy by Twice. tsukki is a hardcore kpop stan, and he 100% listens to twice religiously, like that's the majority of his playlist, and he refuses to play his music out loud, and everyone thinks he listens to like rock or some shit like that. only yams knows that tsukki listens to it and he was sworn to secrecy.

yamaguchi: Sports by Beach Bunny. he likes to hum it quietly to himself because he really likes the beat and the lyrics. tsukishima has this song saved on his playlist just for yams and he plays it whenever they share headphones.

kiyoko: Body by Megan Thee Stallion. i dont know what to say, she is just a baddie who loves the confidence boost she gets from listening to this song as she should kiyoko is amazing she even learned the tiktok dance to this song and she performed it to yaichi yaichi.exe has stopped working but she won’t show it to anyone else anyways shes just a baddie and we stan.

yachi: Green by Cavetown. yeah she really likes the calming peaceful vibes this song has and she likes to sing it quietly when she is in a public place, like a bus or a subway to calm herself down and she also plays it when she studies.

aoba johsai 📼

oikawa: Bubblegum Bitch by MARINA because it just raidates that “i’m hotter than you” energy (just like he does our twink king). he prob sings it in the locker room while everyone is changing and his singing bursts everyones eardrums omg the whole team hates oikawa’s singing so much

matsukawa: Toad sings WAP he’s such a memer like- yeah so he and makki probably obsess over these toad sings video because 1. they are funny as hell like it’s some god tier comedy and 2. they say oikawa sounds like that when he sings it’s true tho

hanamaki: Toad sings Sweet Home Alabama. he and mattsun have a running debate about which one is better, and they ask the opinions of literally everyone they meet about it. so far more people have chose maki’s favorite song and he’s a little smug about it.

iwaizumi: Ride by twenty one pilots. this is probably like one of his secret pleasures. most people think he listens to like rap or something like that, but he really likes this song. he hopes that oikawa will never find out about this, because he will never hear the end of the teasing, so he just listens to this song while he is by himself, or just without the team.

yahaba: Walking On A Dream by Empire Of The Sun. idk this just feels right, like i really have no explanation why i think this works it just does🤠

kindaichi: Wake Me Up bye Avicii. this man is borderline bad taste, but we will let it slide for now, so yeah again, he just gives me the avicii stan vibes, he probably thought he would like rap more, but one day he heard avicii playing on the radio and he was hooked. he still pretends to like rap because he has a “reputation”

kunimi: Advice by Cavetown. this man gives absolutley zero fucks about everyone’s opinions you bet your ass he listens to this song. he 100% puts headphones in to listen to this while someone is talking to him because he just doesn’t want to have a conversation with them. everyone hates when he does that, but again, he doesn’t give a shit.

kyotani: We Will Rock You by Queen. yeah this is probably his pump up jam and he always listens to it before a game to get hyped up. if anyone dares to talk to him while he has headphones in, he will not hesitate to bite their head off i know this for a fact.

nekoma💾

kuroo: Yarichin Bitch Club OP. ever since kenma introduced him to anime OPs, he’s been obsessed, and he loves the yarichin op becuase 1. it’s dirty and he thinks that’s funny and 2. it actually slaps like why does it go so hard i’m in awe- anyways yeah he always sings it in the most public places just to get attention bc he’s a whore for the spotlight like that 😌. he also sings it with bokuto whenever they are together bc we stan the dumbass duo.

yaku: Arms Tonite by Mother Mother. yeah he is kinda obsessed with mother mother but this is hands down his favorite song. lev once heard yaku listening to this song and made fun of it, and let’s just say lev got the ass whopping of his life, yaku takes no prisoners- anyways yeah he just vibes with it and it’s great.

yamamoto: Who Let The Dogs Out by Baha Men. the whole nekoma team HATES his music taste, and they never let him play any music becasue- it’s just so bad i’m sorry this man has no taste like have you seen his hair? (the slander is real :))

kenma: Hikaru Nara (Your Lie in April OP) kenma loves to listen to anime ops while gaming bc they are highkey all bops and he says they help him concentrate. he tried to get kuroo to listen to the songs with him, and kuroo started to like listening to anime OPs, so they usually listen to them together.

fukunaga: he listens to like john mulaney comedy shows becuse he’s a little dork like that and (timeskip spoiler) he becomes a comedian later on so it just fits 🤠

inuoka: Roar by Katy Perry. again, it’s just the vibes that i get from him, i can’t explain it, he just seems like a big dork who would like this shit. so yeah, he probably sings this song really loudly when it comes on and the whole nekoma team just has to tolerate him when he does it.

lev: Ra Ra Rasputin by Boney M. he probably started listening to this song as a joke because he’s Russian, and the songs about Russia, but he genuinely started enjoying it and whenever it comes on, he starts singing. his voice isn’t actually that bad but yaku still gets annoyed as hell when he does it and beats the shit out of him.

fukurodani 📼

bokuto: Mr. Brightside by The Killers. he gets really excited when this plays and always gets up to sing it really really loudly, and do a really energetic dance. akaashi calm your child please he’s not a good singer, but he’s not a terrible one either, so the team has just gotten used to it.

akaashi: This Side of Paradise by Coyote Theory. eep akaashi the hopeless romantic we stan- anyways yeah he found this band in like his first year of high school and has been addicted ever since. he doesn’t really share his taste in music with others, but the one time he let bokuto listen to music with him, bokuto got way to excited and accidentally dropped akaashi’s phone and cracked it.

konoha: Spirits by The Strumbellas. idk i just feel like he would listen to this song. he would never play his music out loud though, because bokuto always takes the aux cord/ speaker before anyone gets the chance to.

shiratorizawa💾

ushijima: he doesn’t listen to music. like if tendou offers to play music with him, he’ll accept, but like he’s just confused why people like listening to music so much, so he will just listen with that face he always makes (😐) while tendo is jumping around, dancing, and going batshit crazy.

semi: All I Wanted by Paramore. he is flat out obsessed with this band and he learned how to play this song on his electric guitar and has went to a couple of their concerts. semi 100% makes fun of his teammates music taste as he should

tendou: Yoda CBT remix (i linked it if you want to listen), ok but seriously, i think money machine by 100 Gecs. tendo is so chaotic and i think his music taste reflects that. he cannot listen to music without dancing or singing, and he always plays his music on full volume (hearing? what’s that?) tendo never gets the aux cord, because the last time they gave it to him, the speakers almost broke.

goshiki: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor. this little dork omg i really don’t have an explanation for this, it just fits and i take no criticism on this because y’all know it’s true.

shirabu: Cigarette Ahegao by Penelope Scott. semi introduced him to this song and he pretened he didn’t like it but he’s secretly obsessed. i think he generally doesn’t like music but this song- this song is such a vibe that he has to like it. (anyways yeah go listen to this song its so good)

inarizaki 📼

kita: Animal by Neon Trees. he isn’t really open about listening to music, he only listens to his songs when he is alone and when he has earbuds in, and if someone walks up to him to talk, he takes his earphones out (we stan a respectful boy). so yeah, he isn’t a big fan of music, but he still likes to listen from time to time.

aran: You Know It by Colony House. he will never listen to music in front of anyone because whenever he hears this song, he has to sing, and he doesn’t like singing in front of people (the miya twins are annoying he can’t do anything in front of them🙄), but yeah, this songs really good we stan this man’s music taste.

atsumu: Girls in the Hood by Megan Thee Stallion. this man LOVES this song like- he is obsessed. if you ask him something, he will literally reply with “can’t talk right now, doing hot girl shit” and he just walks away and ur just like- what the fuck bro. anyways yeah he thinks he’s a bad bitch but he really is just a dork.

suna: 505 by The Arctic Monkeys. yeah, the basic choice would probably be “why’d you only call me when you’re high”, but i feel like he would like this song better because it starts off kinda vibey, and then it goes into this great guitar bit, and just- the v i b e s so yeah i think he really likes this shit.

osamu: cooking podcasts. like he literally doesn’t listen to music, just shit about cooking. atsumu makes fun of him for it and he is just like “bitch shut up and go do ur hot girl shit 😐” and just walks away and keeps on listening to his cooking shit. (we stan this petty bitch)

others💾

saeko: E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE! by CORPSE and Savage Ga$p. this is self explanatory, she just is a bad bitch and this is what bad bitches listen to 😌 she def has played this song while getting it on with someone.

terushima: Bust It Open by Lil’ Wil. we all know terushima listens to these thirst trap songs and tries to do the tik tok dances that are associated with them. he probably posts videos to these songs on tik tok and they get a good amount of likes (cough cough he has a following of many thirsty girls).

sakusa: 24 hours of nothing yeah he doesn’t listen to music he just puts this on with headphones so people won’t bother him. he finds the silence relaxing and hates it when people interrupt him (cough cough atsumu)

btw: for some of the songs that aren’t on basic streaming services, i linked the youtube video for them.

anyways, i hope you enjoyed my first post [eep finishing this made me really happy]! have a nice day!

bye for now🌊

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bitchinrichie · 5 years

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Major IT chapter two spoilers!!

Adult! Stanley Uris x Reader

This is an AU, all italics are flashbacks, this is chapter one of this fic

September 1989

“Swear, swear i-if it ever comes back we’ll come back too,” as Bill held a broken piece of glass you felt yourself tearing up as you nodded. Stan took your hand as if he had just known- he always knew the best ways to comfort you. Bill approached you like he had with the other losers and dragged the glass across your palm as you hissed in pain. You swore and you meant it now it was only a hope that it never came back.

September 2016 (27 years later)

“Y/n?.... Y/n!.... Y/N L/N!!!!!” Your boss Roger had been screaming for you for the last five minutes.

“Shit! Sorry Roger I’m just trying to perfect the last part of this frame,” you sighed, looking away from the computer screen for the first time in 5 hours.

“You’re working insanely hard on this short you know that right?”

“I’m head animator!! Of course I’m working really hard, I’ve wanted this my entire life!” Roger just laughed at you.

“Okay you have my attention, what’s going on?”

“Your phone has been going off the hook for the past ten minutes!” He handed you your phone you left by your bag, you opened your mouth to say something but nothing came out. Your phone started buzzing once again, a call from Maine-

“Hello this Y/n L/n..”

“Y/n? It’s Mike. Mike Hanlon from Derry.”

“Oh shi- h-hey Mike. Fuck please tell me you’re calling because you’re in town?” You bite your lip in anticipation and start to hyperventilate.

“I wish it was y/n I really do but I need your help.”

You honest to god couldn’t believe this was happening again. But then again you hadn’t thought about- no you didn’t remember anything until Mike called and it hits you like a freight train. Everything- at least what you thought was everything, every moment, every emotion, every single one of the-

“Losers club,” the floor felt like it dropped beneath you and suddenly you were on your knees, feeling a hand clamp down on your shoulder tipped you over the edge and you screamed and sobbed curling in on yourself.

There were distant voices and everything was blurry, you felt yourself being picked up and set down in a chair and you could make out faces in front of you.

“Shit! She blacked out!”

“She’s been working too hard,”

“Y/n! Y/N!! Come on, look at me!”

***

You had been sent home after you passed out, they thought it was stress, so they made you promise to take at least a week off.

As soon as you pulled into the driveway, you took off running to pack because god knows you were leaving as soon as possible. Were you scared? There was no doubt about it but you made a promise. So you got on the next plane to Derry, Maine.

***

Pulling up to the Jade of the Orient had you reeling in lost memories, it almost didn’t feel like Derry but you knew well enough it wouldn’t be this nice of a visit.

“Holy shit is that little y/n all grown up? In heels no less, I remember you telling me you’d never be caught dead in a pair,” pulled from your thoughts, Richie Tozier stood with his hands in his pockets, laughing at you.

“Trashmouth Tozier, shit I actually missed your terrible jokes.” He just laughed again, holding his arms out for you and you hugged him tight. He had been your best friend before you met the rest of the losers with the exception of Stanley Uris.

“Y/n? Is that you?” Letting go of Richie you were faced with your first love, the one person you hated yourself for forgetting-

You were sat on Stan’s bed, peering over his shoulder as he showed you his collection of bird photographs he had taken. Your arms were wrapped around his torso gently and he would smile over at you every so often sometimes adding a small peck on the lips. You were supposed to be studying but he was too excited to show you pictures of his beloved birds.

“Stan! Oh my god!” You didn’t realize you were running toward him until you were close enough, wrapping your arms around him. He reciprocated and you could feel his laughter bubbling up.

“How’ve you been bird man?” Richie came toward the both of you as you let go and Stan hugged Richie. The two men only laughed at each other and turned back to you.

“I see your music taste never wavered?” Looking down at your Queen shirt and back at the new voice which you soon realized belonged to Ben Hanscom.

“Oh don’t start with me new kid on the block,” you smirked and he shook his head as he hugged you which ended very quickly as you were pulled away by the resident redhead of the group.

“Hey Bev, I missed you too.”

***

Entering the restaurant was surreal, finding the other three members: Eddie, Bill, and Mike around the table. Many hugs were given and no one could pass up teasing anyone at the table. It felt like no time had passed, you all had grown up together, those 27 years apart just disappeared.

You had sat between Stan and Richie and every so often, Stan’s hand would brush against yours. You felt like a teenager again but you were unfortunately brought back down to earth.

“Y'know when Mike called me, I threw up. Like I was sweaty and nauseous,” Richie let out a shaky breath- “I’m okay now- why is everyone looking at me like this??”

“I crashed my car when I was on the phone with him,” coughed out Eddie.

“I passed out at work, they all thought it was stress but I started panicking during the call,” everyone had very similar moment surrounding the call. Then it just seemed to click in everyone’s mind but no one said anything until Bev let out a choked sob,

“Pennywise.”

“The clown?” Everyone let out a collective shaky sigh, frantically looking around for confirmation. And there was just silence until the fortune cookies were brought over.

“I don’t know who’s making the fortunes but they aren’t very good mine just says me,” the paper was thrown into the middle as Bill sighed.

“Mine just says decided.” Richie stared at it in confusion and then tossed his in the middle with Bill’s. Everyone started placing their fortunes in the middle to piece together what it said. It was just arguing and yelling until Bev put hers down and everyone shut up.

YOU’VE DECIDED TO COME HOME TO ME LOSERS

Almost as if on cue the cookies started shaking in the bowl and one by one they popped out, cracking into pieces revealing gross bugs and parts. You all backed away from the table, Stan’s hand immediately found yours as you stood terrified. Mike began hitting the table with a chair and screaming it wasn’t real no matter how fucking real it felt.

***

“I can’t do this Mike, I’m sorry I just can’t. I’m going back to the inn, getting my shit and leaving!” Richie stormed off to his car, followed by Eddie and Stan. You eventually walked off finding Stan leaning against his car, with his head in his hands.

“Hey, it’s okay, I’m right here,” you pulled his hands away and he pulled you against him and you let him hold you silently. As he let go, wiping his nose, he kissed your temple and drove away.

***

It was a frantic mess of Richie trying to leave, Eddie getting his stuff from upstairs, and no one knowing what to do. You joined Stan and Bev in drinking from the old bar, downing the scotch in silence.

“We can’t leave, if we leave we die.” Bev says taking another drink.

“And you know this how??” Richie demanded.

“I saw it. I’ve seen us all die. In the-“

“Deadlights.” Finished Bill- “She was the only one of us that got caught in the deadlights.”

“No, she wasn’t. When I was attacked I saw it too,” Stan squeezed your hand, adding more pressure as he spoke.

“If we don’t stop IT this cycle, we all die-“

“If we go after IT now we still fucking die, we all remember what happened last time right??” Richie was right but they all knew the choices given and if IT wasn’t stopped, more people were going to die.

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purplesurveys · 6 years

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For a change. I love Internet people for never running out of survey ideas.

Just say what you think of (doesn't have to be one-word answers) when I mention these. Quick, simple, just for fun. Curtain: I remember a story JM told us of when he nearly burned his house down when he was younger - he was flying paper airplanes but not without lighting the tips on fire. One of the planes landed on the curtain and I think it burned that particular room pretty bad or something. Door: I have a door to my right at the moment. It’s brown and I know my dog is waiting outside because I can hear his paws. Shoe: We went shoe hunting yesterday for Joacky, because he wanted a pair of the Nike Cortez. It’s widely popular in the PH right now so even though we visited like 7 shoe stores yesterday, we weren’t able to find one in the color that he likes. Pants: I finally got a pair of mom jeans yesterday and I can’t wait to wear it for school. I’m tired of wearing the same bottoms. Wig: I attended a workshop a few months ago where the speaker disclosed that she has leukemia, and she took off the wig she had been wearing the whole time to show us her head. I also remember the RuPaul Stans part of Twitter because they say ‘wig’ all the time...

Makeup: Kate made me her subject last Thursday and she played with my face and put makeup on it. Ended up feeling really pretty because she did a pretty awesome job. Instagram: I snubbed Instagram for the longest time but thought that a ‘one-pic-for-every-day-of-the-year’ dump account wouldn’t hurt, so I made one of those for 2019. My photography skills are absolutely nowhere to be found, and my gallery is super haphazard, but I really want to make an effort to store memories this year. YouTube: Hmm first thing I thought of was PewDiePie. I subscribed to the dude when he had like 60,000 subscribers eight years ago and only had a couple of Amnesia montages up. I always feel like a proud momma/early bird whenever I remember how far and how big he’s gotten since. Life: Exhaustion, mainly. It’s gonna start snowballing by next year when I graduate. It’ll be nonstop from there - facing the prospect of coming out to my parents, graduating, getting a job, getting my first credit card, moving out, paying bills...it’s all very exhausting, exhilarating, exciting, and overwhelming to think about. Chili: Gabie and I had Japanese for early dinner last week, and I was a little weirded out by the restaurant because each seat had a red chili pepper on the placemat? I’m talking every damn seat in the place??? Idk if it’s some sort of good luck charm for the owners but it made things very slightly unsettling hahaha. Cherry: There was a WWE Diva named Cherry like ten years ago who had the gimmick of a 50′s chick, I think...I was never quite sure what her character was supposed to be, but she had roller-skates every time she went to the ring and would sometimes wear outfits with polka dots so I thought she was pretty cute. Neil: Armstrong. Haha I was going through Reddit awhile ago when I saw a video of Buzz Aldrin punch a dude who went up to him and said that the moon landing was a hoax. Not exactly Neil Armstrong but still a good story. Drive: I like watching car chases. It’s almost...therapeutic when the suspect crashes or loses control of his car and finally gets caught. Murder: I never got into How To Get Away With Murder. It’s too fast-paced for my life. I feel like I’m the only person who doesn’t understand legal concepts because so many people are able to catch up with this show even if Viola Davis speaks a thousand words a minute and they’re all really deep words??? Idk HAHAHA. I watched like two episodes and felt super dumb after. Ice cream: OMG I hate a la mode desserts. I’d eat anything, but I wouldn’t eat two separate things with different textures. Get your ice cream away from my brownie. Water: I can’t wait to go back to the beach. Hard: Hammer? It was the first image to pop up in my head. Anne: Harry Styles’ mom is named Anne hahaha the Directioner in me jumped out, sorry not sorry. Cow: There’s this video that went viral a few months ago of a girl who was playing the accordion; all of a sudden this adorable herd of like 15 cows come running up to her and just intently watch the kid. Wholesome af. Frog: Frog legs are served in some Philippine provinces. Tastes like chicken. Cheese: My lactose intolerant ass will grate half a block of cheese (exaggeration, but you get the point) for my spaghetti. That’s the only way to enjoy pasta. Bowl: Can’t really think of anything except that bowl cuts look so cute on babies hahaha. Television: Is something I never use nowadays unless I’m staying over at a hotel. Other than that, I cannot tell you the last time I held a TV remote control to change the channel or something. Skull: There’s an episode of Friends where Phoebe brings home a skull and nonchalantly sets it on the table where Monica, Rachel, and Chandler were hanging out. Chandler goes, “Pheebs...skull?” Phoebe says, “Yeah, it’s my mom’s,” and Rachel shrieks until Phoebe clarifies that her mom owned the skull, and that the skull wasn’t of her mom. Underrated segment. Rachel’s mini-meltdown was hilarious. Seasons: I had to watch Rent for film class several months ago. Terrible movie. Cemented my dislike for musicals. This is what I remembered because afaik this is the musical that has the minutes song. Language: I can speak two and can understand some archaic/modern Spanish because they conquered us for 300 years and subsequently ruined my country. Trump: McDonald’s. An international embarrassment. Chocolate: We found this AMAZING Chocnut spread at the mall yesterday. I had my initial doubts - I thought it was gonna taste like a cheap Nutella rip-off. But it tastes exactly like Chocnut, just in the most perfect spread-y form. I plan to finish the entire jar just with a spoon. Stove: I’m terribly afraid of using any and every kitchen equipment because I have a big fear of setting the house on fire. I only ever use the stove when I’m deathly hungry and I have to make something by myself. Toy: My family recently went to a kid’s birthday party that had giveaway bags with toys inside, but seeing as we’re all teenagers now who had no use for it, it was earning dust in the house. Now, the Philippines is abound with street children so when we went out yesterday, my mom gave the bag to a couple of kids who were knocking on our car. I know I’m not supposed to romanticize the situation, but they had the biggest smiles when they realized what they got and I saw them playing merrily at the side of the street and even invited some other kids to join in. Again, not glamorizing it - I’m just happy they were happy. Video: I could never run out of things to watch on YouTube. It’s one of my favorite websites, especially when bouts of depression have to happen. Kiss: It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, IT WAS ONLY A KISS. Glass: The glass section of department stores always creeped me out. One wrong move and you can knock a whole shelf down, and the ‘You break it you pay for it’ signs all over the area don’t help at all. Light: Light and queen come together in this survey and all I remember is Lightning McQueen. Queen: ^ Moon: Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Moon river, wider than a mile, I’m crossing you in style some day. Blue: My organization’s color is blue, so I have a soft spot for blue. Cream: I like soups that are creamy. I say this because my sister had ramen yesterday and it was so oily and salty and fatty and creamy and ugh I loved it. Dead: The Misfits. They’re more horror than death, but still. Purple: My great-grandma loved the color purple and I remember when her house used to be peppered in purple stuff. All her dresses were purple. I’m fairly sure it was the reason why it was my favorite color as a kid. Lace: Underwear, hahaha. Cardboard: Gabie was munching on sunflower seeds when I picked her up last week. I’ve never tried those, so I asked for some and I said it tasted like cardboard. I’ve never eaten cardboard but I would imagine that that’s what it tastes like. Elephant: Majestic. Deserves to be saved and properly cared for. Harry: One of my fave members of the royal family. He’s so precious. Leather: Is bad. Paisley: Isn’t there a country singer with this name? Italy: Pasta and stuff. Joey Tribbiani. Immature: I saw the gun girl Kaitlin-something on Twitter because she got viral again for a dumb-ass tweet she made. She posted pics of herself in the snow and tweeted “Look at all this global warming,” like seriously America??? Wtf do they teach y’all in your schools?????? Crime: Raisins in cookies. Angel: I had a friend named Angel - talked about her a lot in old surveys. She migrated to Canada when we were 12 and I haven’t seen her since. We do follow each other on Twitter but all she tweets about is K-pop so I had to put her on mute. Great memories with her. Boil: When I read this tweet aloud in my head, what I did think of was Charles Boyle from B99. Key: Key lime pie. Never tried it, but I’m always down to try anything. Sacrifice: The Catholic schoolgirl in me remembers the crucifixion because textbooks and teachers would overuse the phrase, “Jesus sacrificed his life for our sins” or “God sacrificed his son to save the world,” and all those cheesy lines. It’s as though the Bible’s favorite word is ‘sacrifice.’ Larry: Punk and AJ’s dog is named Larry Talbot. Dog: ^ Psychology: I took one psych elective last semester, but the prof was average at best so it didn’t really win over the course as a whole to me. Psychology was one of my ‘what-if’ courses so at the start, I was excited about taking it - but the class that I had was just so boring and the prof gave tests that were way too hard for otherwise fairly easy topics, so I quickly ran out of enthusiasm for the class. Rag: I hate touching rags. Especially wet ones UGH. Sun: Hate it, unless I’m at the beach. Lips: My friends dragged me to the makeup section of the department store last week and there were rows upon rows of lipstick testers. As someone who’s never purposely browsed for makeup, I ended up swatching like 20 shades on my wrist and looked like a five year old who doodled all over her whole left arm. Cage: The UFC ring, because it looks like a cage. Alarm: I had/have several alarms set on my phone throughout today to tell me to start working on various deliverables. For example, I had an 8 AM alarm to work on my J 196 paper; then from 8:30 AM I had an alarm to compose letters that I needed to write as my org’s secretary; then at around 10 AM, my alarm was for finishing up my readings for Kas 154 (short for kasaysayan, which means history). Official: I have a batchmate from high school who just got engaged...she was honestly one of the weirder ones back then so as much as I didn’t want to judge, it was hard to take it seriously at first, but it’s whatevs. I have no business in her life and I’m happy she’s happy. King: I finished my history readings this morning and there were so many mentions of kings. Lost: That show. The general consensus is that they ended the show crappily, but other than that I know nothing about it. Dating: There was once a dude who joined a dating show. Ended up being a serial killer. I forgot his name though. Balm: I was at a Korean store yesterday and saw an array of lip balms and glosses. I was never much of a makeup girl but the collection they had was just so cute, it made me think if I should start investing in makeup as well hah. Tomato: Ketchup is my second least favorite condiment after mustard. Game: Hmmm I downloaded a bunch of new game apps on my phone because I recently realized that I’m so boring??? and I only have social media on my phone??? I got ten new apps to make my phone more alive haha. Lotion: Is slimy, but smells nice and makes my skin smooth and look better. I got two hand creams for Christmas last year and it was then that I knew I was getting older because I was genuinely excited to try them both out. Expensive: Everything is. Powder: Reminds me of babies. The smell calms me down so well. Cross: I was shopping for clip-on earrings yesterday and there were several designs with crosses on them, which just reminded me of Christianity and it kinda peeved me for like 3 minutes lol. History: My favorite subject. I’ve never been so excited to be dumped on with such a thick stack of readings until this semester. Sex: Haven’t had it in a bit, too busy. Rainbow: We watched a film called Rainbow’s Sunset, which was really promising because it told a story about two men, both very old, and are lovers. In a traditional, conservative, poisonously Catholic country such as the PH, it’s a very bold move to produce a feature film that tackled such a horrible, taboo, horrifying thing (please note the sarcasm/mockery). We didn’t escape the guffaws and the loud ew’s whenever the two leads would kiss, which was sad.

Anyway that’s not my point and what I really want to say is that the film was ultimately terrible, it was terribly-executed and it portrayed gay men in such a cheesy manner which in the long run, probably contributes to the continuing negative image of LGBT people in the Philippines. Gab, the bigger film buff between the two of us, felt so offended by how bad the movie turned out to be lol. Bay: Bayley, from WWE. She was a huge star like 3 years ago, but I think the bookers ultimately fucked her character up and now she’s stale. I feel so bad. Seth: Seth Rollins, also from WWE. Also very attractive. Pepper: I had okonomiyaki for lunch yesterday and there was like a thicker chunk of pepper that made it to my plate. Didn’t particularly enjoy that bite. Necrophile: Katie Vick. Google it to believe it. Wrestling is fucking dumb. Gravel: Funnily enough I do have a memory for gravel. Akeelah and the Bee was one of my favorite movies growing up; I watched it so many times that I had chunks of dialogue memorized at one point. One of the first scenes had Akeelah joining her school’s spelling bee, and one of the kids spelled grovel as g-r-a-v-e-l. He couldn’t understand why he got it wrong so the judge had to tell him that the word ‘grovel’ actually exists and what it means. Deep: I had a mental picture of the ocean when I read this word, so there’s that. Stephen: Hawking. Bucket: Chum Bucket. Hahaha Spongebob forever. England: Rugby? Grown: I always use the term ‘grown-ass’ haha. Spell: Spelling was one of my favorite activities in grade school and I would always score the highest in spelling exams. Kind of led me to my favorite job of proofreading/copyediting, really. Bark: My dog barked at nothing for five whole minutes a couple of days ago and it was hilarious. I shot two minutes of it. Long: Trees? Fan: Pamaypay, or hand fans in English.

Australia: First things that came to mind were the Sydney Opera House and Vegemite. Iron: Gabie’s nose bled last week. It wouldn’t stop flowing out of her nostrils and it smelled like rust for a good 15 minutes while she was trying to wash all the blood off, so it didn’t exactly help my case as someone who’s squeamish to death at the sight of blood. Melt: Chocolate. Beanie: Too warm for this country’s climate. Wax: Candles. Vigils. Burning your finger. Staying up all night to pray. Catholic school. Disease: Zombies. Resident Evil. Cannibal: The band Cannibal Corpse. Tried to get into them because Punk listened to them but it was too heavy for me. Flight: Airplanes, flights, vacations, away from everyone, nothing to worry about, good food, fighting with my siblings for the window seats. Porn: People be having weird fetishes sometimes. The thumbnails I see on websites...some of y’all crazy. Pot: I thought about how college life is so crazy. People would sell brownies or cookies with weed in them IN SCHOOL, meanwhile I still don’t even know if weed and pot are the same or if they’re two different things ohmygod HAHAHAHA I’m so sheltered wow I’m hopeless?????? Style: Taylor Swift and that subtle shade to Harry. People were shookened five years ago. Floss: Pork floss is really good. Star: There was a local celebrity who recently tweeted a pic, supposedly of a tiny tiny star that was beside the moon at like 5 AM, and she was asking what it was. Someone replied that it was Venus and explained what she just saw for her. Super cool. Nate: I don’t know anyone named Nate. I DID, however, remember the Naked Brothers Band. The older brother is named Nat, so it’s close enough. Soft: Pillows are soft. Orange: Hayley Williams’ hair 11 years ago. Witch: Philippine superstitions and how crazy and obsessive Filipinos can get. My mom, one of the most rational, no-nonsense people I know, scolds me every time I mock witchcraft or what we call ‘kulam’ cos she believes something will happen to me if I do. I’m all for honoring our mythology and traditions but sheesh, not to the obsessive extent. Mound: Ants. Root: Gabie used to watch this show where she shipped two girls named Root and Shaw. Oil: Massages. Hot: Deserts. Disc: Childhood, blowing on it to make it work, double-sided discs for longer movies, if a disc had scratches expect it to die soon. Soil: Plants. Planting trees. Muddy. Ugly: That scene in Spongebo where Patrick tells the story of the ugly barnacle. “Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end,” which didn’t help Spongebob who at the time was feeling super ugly hahahahaha. Sugar: Maroon 5. Also, my grandma used one particular jar for sugar throughout my entire childhood. It’s plastic, it’s clear, and it came with a red-orange lid. I’d often eat sugar on its own so I saw that jar quite a bit and it gives me a sense of nostalgia. I’m not so sure if that’s still the jar being used in the old house. Bone: Ribs :( Been craving for some. Sigh: Air??? I don’t know. Throne: Game of Thrones. I had to watch a 26-minute documentary of a GoT production for my broadcast management class. It’s insanely hard. So much respect to everyone involved in its prod. Calendar: I’m secretary for my org, which means that I always have to update everyone about our calendar of events. Carpet: Fancy. Flesh: The Walking Dead. Cement: Dangerous. Vow: The movie with Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum. One of my guiltier pleasures. Sweet: Desserts. And now I’m hungry.

#survey #surveys #lengthy but a goodie

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lesbianbruabba · 6 years

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when you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes

Hi well I’m not going to do the second bit bc I’m a bit lazy

Also this is very late sorry oops

1. @lettiehigh my ride or die, can play like ten million instruments, deserves all the cute kittens in the world, sings opera in a shitton of languages, gets all my dumb glee references, did not drop my dramatic ass in y7 when I would throw a fit over the smallest thing (I have the emails and they are embarrassing), wrote the smash hit ‘Evil Cinderella’ at the tender age of 14, organized the Smith Project (what a fucking time. I’m gonna cry now)

2. @samrull lovely and smart and honest, has more writing skill and creativity in her pinkie than I will ever have, great music taste, good at dragging me into fandoms, introduced me to my husband felony steve, prettie, can sing every PTV lyric by heart basically, is an emo legend, listens to my bullshit and is (hopefully) entertained

3. @veronicasanders the smut queen, is basically a sex doctor on the side, gives amazing advice, is excellent at debating and will smack you down but do it with respect and kindness, has an extremely cute dog, no. 1 Courtney stan, speaks Swedish, makes great play-dough figures :P

4. @rippling-waves the literal fucking light of my life, blesses me with weird gifs, entertains my language shit and rambles about my crushes, is my drawing senpai, literally can make fucking masterpieces in MS paint, writes heartbreaking poetry, sunshine emo is her branding, has 出pool-ed (that’s a nice thing right?? Leo has been warned)

5. @akakuro4869-blog speaks fucking Japanese which is basically impossible to learn, tried very patiently to teach me said language, went to the maid cafe with me last June (July? idk), put up with my shit for 10 years, makes great puns and puts up with my terrible ones, still tags me in random Jane Eyre shit

I’d tag my brother too but his tumblr is a hentai blog and he won’t tell me the url ;-; but he is the best brother in the entire world!!! The sweetest and he always offers to call me when I need support and we can chat for hours just talking about memes and fall out boy and our crushes and trash talking our uncle

#anon #answered #this was sent in like 2 years ago lol #lettie #my favorite demon #veronica #poppling waves #fuckface #natalie i need to change your tag lol #anyway yall are the best and i love yall

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maetaamong · 7 years

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I have too much love - 2018

Cuase everyone is fuckin doing this I will too. I wish I was as good with words as some people are (I’m lookin at you Nom and L, stop making me cry damnit) but I hope this at least makes you smile. Or even better, giggle.

@yoonhaan Hi mom!! You’re such a bright and amazing person who never fails to brighten up my day. And boi you have good taste in music, you have yet to let me down with a song rec. You always make me feel so soft and loved. Idk what you look like (yet hopefully) but I have no doubt that you’re as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside. (We should get you a modelling contract stat cause damn girl you beautiful) Thank you for taking such good care of me during the past few months!!! I love you

@caramelmacch1ato Hi Hello Boo ~~~ Ahhhh idek where to start... well first off I think you need to start loving yourself more my queen (listen to BTS, love myself love yourself) You’re so sweet and loving. Thank you for your good morning and good night messages, they’re always a great way to start or end the day. I’m not sure if you know this (because I’m terrible and hide my emotions a lot sometimes lmao) but I really do look up to you. You’re so strong, and friendly, and beautiful (inside and out), and open minded, and caring, and smart, and the list could go on forever. I love you

@fooderaser I miss you Ch!!! I still haven’t gotten to know you as well as I’d like to, I know your busy and timezones suck but I still miss you cause im selfish like that. I hope that during the new year I get to know you more and more. I love you

@performanceunit Howsitgoin Erin –– I don’t know you too well either!! I’d love to talk to you more during this year sometime. Although I haven’t spoken to you a lot, it would be impossible not to pick up on your sweetness. Thank you for adding me (and Charlie) to the team, I’m having so so so much fun with this!!! I love you

@himchaans Hola hola Gao <3 Thank you for always patiently dealing with my (sometimes way too constant) questions and confusions. Idk how much sway you had in adding Charlie and I but I’d like to thank you regardless. fyperfunit is so so much fun!! (Tho I do sometimes complain about it to the Crew™ I really do love it) You’re so sweet and kind, I could tell from your first message. I love you

@lollipopp3725 Whats up my fellow Wonhui stan ++ Finally another switch stan to hang out with (boy you have no idea how hard it is to stay soft all the time with these guys pffft) I love our random all caps scream sessions on skype about everyone, everything, and anything. You’re so excitable and happy and I LOVE IT. I can’t help but be happy when talking to you. I haven’t known you that long but I can’t wait to get to know you more. I love you

@undinefin Bonjour my smol bean ~~ I know you sometimes hate being called small and cute but you really really are. (I can’t help it okay) Thank you for always dealing with my hyper, clumsy, sometimes stupid, and over-loving self (ik I can be a handful sometimes) I’m so lucky to have met you and even luckier to be able to call you my friend. You really need to start loving yourself more too, you always refer to yourself as “average” or “uncool” but I swear on all my albums (because letsbereal thats a huge commitment right there) that you are one of the coolest people I’ve ever met. Maybe youre not a published author or an olympian at your age but who tf is (only cyborgs thats who) Compliment yourself every once in a while. You’re amazing! ( I want you to say that out loud okay because it’s so true) Your happy little smile, random messages complaining about life or Mafu and Soraru, your hugs, your presents, your laugh, the way you wave your arms in the air when you’re excited, your constant hype and support, and last but not least your golden heart. I love it all. I love you

@howcaniwait CP you better be ready for this. My love. My princess. My ray of sunshine. My British beansprout. My source of happiness. I love you. I really really really love you. You have no idea how much you mean to me. When someone asks me who my best friend is your name pops into my head within milliseconds. Nine times out of ten when I’m online I’m either talking to you, talking about you, reading through your posts, looking at your top quality memes, or simply thinking about you. You make me so unbelievably happy I’m almost mad. (almost) I know I just saw you a few days ago but I already miss you. It’s cold and too flat on the other side of the country. I miss our sassy roast wars during lunch, complaining about teachers (and Joanna), and even (oh god tell no one I said this) volleyball practice with you. I can’t thank you enough for bringing these bright people into my life. And even more so for you staying in my life. One of my biggest worries when I moved was losing touch with you guys because I’m terrible at expressing myself. But here we are. With you converted into a kpop stan. And me actually talking to people and making friends. I don’t know if I would be the same person I am today without you here. Whether it was telling me to go tf sleep at 1am on a Tuesday night, reminding me to eat food, talking me through a mental breakdown, or even sending me shirtless Sehun to fuck with me - I’m thankful for it all. I love you more than words can express, and I wish you could love yourself as much as I love you. (This didn’t even begin to express how I feel about you but hey we can’t just make this a post about you can we, damn........ maybe I will make a CP post... sometime.... eventually.... look out)

Okay there we go that took a while, y’all better appreciate this because I suck at expressing myself. So this took a lot of though. Maybe it was the sleep deprivation that made this legible??? Who knows, I love you all and wish you the best in the years to come. Thanks for making my 2017 that much better

#idek how to tag this #*googles* how to tag #and not look like a dumbass #eh #um #okay #I suck at this lmao #love you all #happy new year #and 2018 #bye?#??

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