#we're smooching rn

[saragrosie]

I may have started the woke communist rpg...

Bonus feelings about Kim's design (Kim my beloved) and some close-ups under here:

[gambitier]

my brothers new homestuck oc SHESSHHH guys i love women

[httpshujii]

i wanna kiss him so bad (hanma)

me too me too me too

[softshuji]

You got it wrong! You wished too early that wasn't my birthday!

-Shion

But!!! I just wanted to make sure I said it! Even still, happy birthday okay? I'm sending a kiss your way. You know mine is in a week, you're gonna wish me happy birthday too right? it'll mean a lot to me for you to do that. I wish I could have gotten you some flowers, you'll hold me to it right? I promise I'll get flowers for you at some point okay.

[rotdistressxox]

Hiiii, please can you do headcannons of wakastuki with an afab reader having her period. Because im having the worst cramps rn and I wish i could just shove my face into those big muscle tiddies of his .

Omg we're cycle buddies <33

Wakatsuki Takeshi x Afab! Reader - Period Troubles

Content: Period talk (duh), fluff, cheesy stuff cuz Waka is a Milennial😭

• Listen, this man has seen it all. He's been in relationships before. Periods are nothing new for him, and they certainly don't gross him out. His face healing after his fight with Julius grossed him out WAY more than seeing a bloody pad / tampon.

• When you ask him to give you a massage, he's a little apprehensive at first cause yknow- inhuman strength. But he's grown to trust his hands more when handling you. The way his thumbs massage around the little pouch infront of the uterus has you sighing in relief.

• Follows a Facebook group dedicated for period tips, has to use an alternative account otherwise the media would go INSANE.

• It's a given at this point, don't hesitate to ask him for anything. He's rolling in it. You want a heated blanket? Ordered for same day delivery. Imported chocolate from Italy? It's already here. Want him to skip training so he can spend time with you? You'll have to make it up to him, but sure!

• Jokingly says "I can make your period disappear for 9 months". You've considered it for a while

• Takes care of you in the shower when you're struggling to move. You're his princess afterall.

• Nap and drool on his chest all you want, he secretly thinks it's adorable when you're tired out from your hormones and cramps.

• Smooches all over your stomach when you're bloated to help you feel a little more confident. You think it's corny when he squishes you and calls you cute.

• Teases you when you're grumpy, not too much though. If he goes a little too far he tries to make it up to you by telling dad jokes.

• If having weight on you helps you relax during your cycle, then he's your man. Wraps his arms around your hips while pressing his large and warm chest into your stomach just enough for you to feel calm and at peace.

[archangeldyke-all]

HI BABE can u do reader with acne x sevika cuz ive been breaking out and i feel rlly bad abt it😓 needa little pick me up is all and whats the best way to do it than being delusional!

of course! i'm breaking out rn too because of my period we're twinning hehe!

men and minors dni

honestly? i think sevika finds your zits kinda cute.

they're like freckles... but they just change places. she treats them just like freckles or birthmarks-- like they're little 'x's marking the spot for her smooches.

sometimes, this results in her getting a mouthful of the medicated spot treatment you put on your pimples.

"bleh, babe, what the fuck?!" sevika groans as she pulls away from the sweet forehead peck she just placed on one of your newest zits. you laugh, helping her wipe the white cream off her lips.

if you're like me, and you're someone who picks at their acne-- sevika will always be there to smack your fingers away from your face. "quit it, you'll make yourself bleed." she pouts. she'll hold your hands in hers until she's sure you're distracted from the urge.

she'd find it adorable if you wear pimple patches or bandaids over your zits. she'd be buying you the cutest patches too-- the star ones or heart ones or little cartoons printed on the bandaids.

taglist!

@fyeahnix @lavendersgirl @half-of-a-gay @thesevi0lentdelights @sexysapphicshopowner

@shimtarofstupidity @chuucanchuucan @badbye666 @femme-historian @lia-winther

@ellsss @sevikaspillowprincess @emiliabby @sevikasbeloved @hellorai

@glass-apothecary @macaroni676 @artinvain @realgreeniebeanie @k3n-dyll

@sevsdollette @ellieslob @xayn-xd @keikuahh

[kakashixhatakesxwhore]

Konoha 11, rate them from the absolute worst at kissing (slobber, waaaay too much tongue, etc.) to GOD TIER. The kind of kisses that make you wanna worship the ground they walk on.

yurrr lets do it - love you whoever requested this one too!! - Boruto era for all, of course, idgaf we're just kissing

Kissing Tier List

Notes: i didn't even swear!!! also, barebone explanations, but this is still about kissing so i'll throw down a cut just 'cause.

Masterlist💿

11. Lee 🪙

Tongue flicking and darting and shoving it down your throat - he's too excited every time.

10. Kiba 🪙

Wet, hot, slobbery kisses await our Kiba-Lovers.

9. Choji 🪙

He's not the kissing type, much better for a peck.

8. Hinata 🪩

Not much reciprocation from our resident pillow princess.

7. Tenten 🪩

Terribly shy in her kisses and needs a little while to hit her groove.

6. Shino 🪩

Hasn't had much practice, but he's not bad once he gets it.

5. Naruto 🔮

He's great for tongue-less kisses but is kinda spitty otherwise.

4. Neji 🔮

Now here's one suave mother[lover] - he had to get some practice in, but he's as good as gold

🥉 Ino

Whew - she's got grace, and is so polite with it, while still taking some command in the kiss.

🥈 Sakura

Seriously, could only be described as the kiss of an angel, do not play with me rn. Delicate, yet so full of strong emotion.

🥇 Shikamaru

Not a soul is surprised!! But!! Facts are just facts!!

He's got the French Kiss in a deathgrip, and his passing smooches are to kill for. Shikamaru knows he's a magnificent kisser, and will always give you a kiss if you ask nicely enough.

[moodywyrm]

okay but..morning showers with abby :( ur touching all over each other, but not sexually. u just want to feel each other underneath ur fingertips. ur both soft n warm n a little bit sleepy still (the warm water n each others body heat certainly isnt helping) but u guys cant help but stand in the shower together just caressing the shapes of each other

nonnie!!! this is so cute!!! I, for one, am a massive fan of non-sexual intimacy (shocker I know, given how much of my work is nsfw), but genuinely I prefer this sort of soft, non-sexual, recognition and knowing of someone else's body and that is Abby's Whole Thing.

like imagine she drags u into the shower, bright n early, so u two can spend some time together before u have to go to class. also I'll just say, if we're putting this in the college! basketball! abby au, her shower is so cool. it's got glass doors and eucalyptus hanging from the shower head. there are even more plants in ur bathroom, ones that don't need much light, her bathmat is soft n plush n gets cycled out with her bedding. she has all your guys' favorite/necessary bath products stocked, in a lil cart next to the shower, but on the end farthest from the water.

ok back to the actual showering. she's so sleepy with it, lazily undressing you from ur minimal pjs while u do the same for her. she has the sweetest lil grin on her face when ur finally naked in from of her bc she thinks ur so pretty and all her n only she gets to have these moment with you. she brushes out ur hair and then lets you do it back, before letting you get into the shower first. once ur both in, the warm water basically makes her melt. she's washing ur hair (if u have a hair type that needs to be/can be washed frequently/semi-frequently), being sooo gentle with it. if it's not a wash day, she's washing ur face with ur cleanser, rough hands being so sweet n gentle n careful. she even turns around n tips her head back so that u can wash her hair, n baby is practically purring with how good it feels, it's a wonder her knees didn't give out then n there.

she moves on to washing ur body, letting u pick ur favorite scent (always her antibacterial soap and then her pine body wash), before lathering u up n being so sweet about it. this is when she starts to really slow down. the water is just so warm and ur so soft AND warm that after you two wash ur bodies, she pulls u in and just holds you, the water hitting her back while she cradles u. n ur no better, leaning ur head into her chest and leaving soft lil kithies where u can, hands running up n down her biceps. she's trailing soft circles across ur back, humming at the feeling of u under her hands. the whole bathroom is just so hazy with steam, the eucalyptus smells so good, and all of that combined with the sheer comfort and peace u provide her with? she's dozing off, and so a second u hear her breathing slow down almost too much n u know if she falls asleep rn ur both fucked, so u have to, regrettably, pull away and cup her face in ur hands, insisting that u two need to get out. she's pouty the entire time ur getting out of the shower, doing skin care n putting on lotion, although she does get all warm n hazy again when u offer to put lotion on her <3 she reciprocates the favor, and again her hands are so gentle with u, u want to kiss her silly but if u do neither of u are ever leaving this apartment bc you will be on the bed, smooching n snoozing literally all day, so you refrain.

she is just ,,,, the softest,,,,, I need her ,,,,,, sobsobsobsob

[stormbreaker-290]

LATE MACGINE MONDAY KISS MWAHHHHH

OH SHIT WE'RE LATE-

CARTOONY SMOOCH DOODLE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERY1 GIVE STATIC LOVES RN!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!1!!11

[sugar-omi]

YOU'RE SO RIGHT. YOU ARE SOOOO RIGHT. IF I BELIEVE THEN I WILL ACHIEVE. MANIFESTATION LAW DICTATES IT (i used to be pre-law so my credentials are impeccable LMFAO)

DEADASS I WAS NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING SQUISHED BETWEEN THE WALL AND HIM. I NOTICE THAT HE TENDS TO UNINTENTIONALLY STAND TOO CLOSE WHEN HE'S TALKING TO PPL ONE ON ONE AND IT MIGHT JUST BE AN ISM OF HIS BUT LIKE ???? SHIT GOT ME BITING MY NAIL 'N LOOKING AROUND AT THE IMAGINARY (AND SOMETIMES ACTUAL) HOMIES

we're all planning to hang out later in one of our friends' neighborhoods a la "hang" moment in olba (we're all fans of the franchise, but our friends like olnf more heehee hoho) and when i TELLLLLL YOUUUUUUU. if he does that cove move and takes his shirt off (it's a very big possibility bc even if we don't sprinkler run, it's still hot as FUCK out here) i will SHRIEK. because i know he does track AND we live on the west coast so the idea of him doing water-based sports isn't too out of left field either... mmmmm when i tell you i'd bite a CHUNK outta that

CATCH ME PUTTING ON A LIL SUGARY PERFUME BEFORE I LEAVE THO......... i need to send some signals back bc i've been trying my best to be nonchalant ab it (i am failing)

STOP NOW YOU GOT ME THINKIN ABOUT GIVIN HIM LIL SMOOCHES... AND HIM TEASING ME ABOUT SCREAMING ON TUMBLR AB HOW FOOOOINE HE IS??? THERE IS A TROPICAL STORM HAPPENING IN MY UNDERWEAR RN

STO PIT. THE TROPICAL STORM im cryING. I NEED TO WRITE THAG DOWN RIGHT NOW

ALSO LMAOOO YOURE REALLY PUTTONG YOUR PRE LAW STUDIES TO WORK 💅 ✨

omg please. if he does take his shirt off, I can already hear the world wide flood warnings. thank god I live on a hill 😪

[arklayraven]

First option seems like a over exaggeration compared to how I really feel about ya...(Especially when it comes to my Asmo.) Second option is a lie because we're more than just housemates lol

So...

Guess I am. (cue flashbacks of me clearly showing times I'm in love with him) Who knows though. lmao

...I like smooching him, but is this okay rn in this situation? lol

You're still you, Luci...You're still you. *pats his head*

[ncityavenue]

…can I request smt with Jeno like going on a picnic date that leads to him getting all touchy and needy…?

Oooo this is cute!

Warning: Suggestive, kinda pervy!jeno ???, hinting switch!jeno

─────────(.◜◡◝)

It's 81° outside, you and jeno decided to go on a picnic since the weather was so nice. You laid the baby blue towel on the green grass while jeno had the food baskets in his hand placing them on the corners of the towel so it won't blow away.

"So glad I decided to bring sunscreen." Jeno spoke breaking the silence. You watched him take the pastrami and cheese sandwiches out of the baskets and the fruit bowls along with the sugary sodas and occasional energy drinks.

"Damn it's 81° degrees going up to 90°" You squint your eyes at your phone from the sunny vision.

"Got the water." Jeno smiles shaking the two bottles in his hand.

You smile back at him before he settle down sitting right next to you, he eyed your figure as you took pictures. You matched with him today wearing a pink body fitted dress that only came up to your thighs with white lacing on the hem of the dress,slits on the sides of the dress exposing more of your thighs. You had a mini sweater that previously was on you but it got too hot so you wrapped it around your waist. The white lace also coming around your boob area, your cleavage being on display.

"You are so pretty." Jeno says kissing your cheek, he placed his hand on your thigh kissing you more. He grabbed your attention enough making you turn your head so his next kiss was connected to your lips.

"Jeno—lets—eat" You say in between kisses.

"I can't when you look this good." Jeno says sneakily snaking his hand on your waist, his neediness made you slightly slip on your hand. Jeno kissed your neck sucking at it leaving small marks.

"Oh my god Jen— we're in public!" You squealed trying to have him think rationally.

"What's wrong with a boyfriend just kissing up on his woman?" Jeno questioned before smooching your exposed chest. At this point, you just let him smooch on your exposed skin. You guys were situated by a large tree that had a nice shade, the large log gave you some what privacy from the rest of the open land and past byers.

Jeno's sneaky hand buried itself under your dress rubbing circles on your clothed clit generously, you gasped as you couldn't really believe your boyfriend was doing this sort of thing.

"You are so pretty, please moan for me baby." Jeno pleaded, he kissed behind you ear and you let out a whine but it was barely audible.

"Oh c'mon love I know you can do better." Jeno added pressure to your clit, his other busy hand fondled its way to your breast.

"Jeno— I'm- we are in public" You cried out, Jeno just hummed to that as he felt a new wetness stick to your panties. He snatched his hand out of your dress, you were confused that why he stopped so soon since he was menace and loved to see you suffer sometimes. That's until you seen a family walk past you two, he flashed a smile at them and so did you trying not to looks so suspicious.

You glanced at his tense body, you realized his hard on and you decided to take matters into your own hands. You glide your hands over his erection sensually, kindly jerking off the dick print on his Grey slacks. His hands flew to yours trying to pace you but you didn't budge.

"Oh shit please—" Jeno held in a breath, you raised an eyebrow.

"Please what love?" You smirked at his slight submissive actions.

"Please let me c-cum" Jeno squeezed his eyes shut before returning them back to your lewd acts.

"Cum? I barely did anything baby" You said with a toothy grin.

Maybe this was one of those days jeno was going to let you take the lead.

─────────────(.◜◡◝)

I'm so sorry that it took me so long to respond, I've been kinda busy and the lack of ideas to make this decent was not registering, so, if this is not as good I'm super sorry I'm very preoccupied as of rn.

[tonycries]

i LOVE you

nirvana, w2e, rihanna, uzi, mitski???

kiss me rn im so serious

I LOVE YAPPING ABT MUSIC TOO omg i can drone on and on abt my fav artists and songs

-🫐

You and I fr (we're ab to smooch cuz you have W taste in music)

[delcakoo]

Pls if we're talking about hybrid enha then just- as soon as he sees you Jake runs up to you with his floppy lil golden retriever ears and his fluffy tail wagging a mile a minute and he looks so so eager to be your hybrid that you just can't say no to the happy lil puppy T^T and when you say you've decided to adopt him he'd probably get so excited that he'd immediately tackle you (potentially to the floor if you don't have amazing reflexes/physical strength) and probably lick your cheek in his excitement... (and immediately apologize bc he thinks he messed up and ruined everything and you won't want him anymore T^T pls reassure lil babie that you love him and won't get rid of him just bc he licked you) and I get the feeling that once he's your hybrid he'd just randomly gnaw on your fingers?? Like, you'd just be lying together watching a show while sitting on the couch or smth and he'd be playing with your fingers and then he'd just start lightly nibbling/biting/chewing them??? Idk why I thought of that but that is beside my original point- PUPPY JAKE BEING BEYOND EXCITED TO GET ADOPTED AND GO HOME WITH YOU 😭😭 (he's so cute I can't)

STOPTTOPJGOING OMG ANON THIS IS SO FCKN CUTE IM SMILING SO HARD RN😭 jakey fits a golden retriever hybrid so perfect aUGH, HE’D BE SO GIDDY N GRATEFUL THAT HE COULDNT HELP BUT POUNCE ON U LOVINGLY :(((( his tail would be wagging sm as well T-T AND HIM THINKING YOU WOULDNT ADOTP HIM CUZ OF HIS HYPERNESS IS SO ACCURATE TOO PLSS i love this sm anon <\333 will def write smthn for it if i have time I LOVE UR BRAIN SM SMOOCH SMOOCHHHH GIMME MORE THOUGHTS RNNN

[softhairedhotch]

omg speaking of male ocs/reader . i just wanted to share about this One trope that got me CRAZYYY is secret relationships... the one's where aaron and oc are like pretty much dating but are trying to keep it a total secret from the rest of the team because #professionalism.... but they keep making little slip ups bc they're just so in love 😭😭 i think its just SOOO CUTE 😭😭😭

N THIS ONE SCENARIO THATS STUCK IN MY HEAD is like oc ended up sleeping over at aaron's place then in the morning his phone rings. but male oc doesn't realise that it's AARON'S phone (and not his) so he answers half asleep. but then on the other end of the line is another team member who's like "oh sorry- thought it was... i must have dailed the wrong number- wait... 🤨🤨" then male ocs like HORRIFIED and aaron soon wakes up to the sound and he's also SHOCKED but he tries to put on his #serious professional gruff voice and coming up with some excuse like they drank last night and then dozed on the couch or smth 😭😭 then subsequently aaron n reader have to keep defending themselves by saying it was just a #bro activity and that's they're just Bros n nothing more

my god... just thinking about how cute aaron is when he's flustered 😭😭😭 like how he has the 🥺 eyes but tries to cover it up with a 🤨😐🙄 "i don't know what you're talking about . can we talk about work now". LIKE the episodes when the team teased aaron when he was going out w beth My GODDDD HES SOOOO ADORABLE WHEN HES IN LOVE 😭😭😭😭 like his boyish grin n the way his face crinkles... i cannot deal with this

- 🤲

yesssss i LOOOVEEEE secret relationships sooo much, especially when it's like cute lil gestures during work or getting each other coffee n kissing when no ones around or cuddling at work bc they have to share a room and no one's gonna know <33 (unless one of the team happens to burst into the room bc they think aaron or the oc is in trouble somehow 🤭🤭🤭 and sees them snuggled up on the bed all cute 🤭🤭🤭 as they're holding their gun bc they think they were gonna find an unsub with them or them missing but noooo they're just wrapped up allllll cute in each other's arms 🤭🤭🤭)

OUGH I LOOOOOOVE THAT SCENARIO!!!!! heheh i love the idea of penny calling and being like "hey sir i- wait a moment i thought i called- no i know i did bc he's on speed dial so that means- oh my GOD you and boss man are CANOODLING" and oc/reader is just like "nonono i accidently slept here!!" n she's like "WHY WERE YOU THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE 🤭🤭" and aaron wakes up n takes the phone and is like "he came over to help me with jack and we drank a lil now we're asleep on the couch" and idk if she'd do this fr but maybe penny can track the phone real quick and she's like "then why does it say you're in the bedroom rn 😏" LMAOOO and bless them they're just trying sooooo hard to brush it off!!!

"we're just brooooos man bros gotta cuddle the homes sometimes!!!" 😭😭 it'd be lowkey so funny if oc is just like "don't you think aaron deserves a cuddle or two, guys? it ain't gay i swear man he's just in need of some love from the homies yknow. hey morgan maybe you should snuggle him next-" "absolutely not" "-i'm sure he'd love that! he just needs some loving, man" LMAOOO

and yesssss they'd tease his sooooo much <333 he'd get all flustered bless him and it'd be adorable and he'd be wanting to tell everyone they ARE together bc he wants to show oc off sooo much and give him work smooches and just be like "yeah this is MY BOYFRIEND!!!!" bc he's soooooo cute and in love but for now he just gets used to the teasing from the team (dave and penny mostly, but sometimes emily and spencer catch him off guard) hehe <3 it'd be like that scene where rossi looks at him once and just KNOWS he got a date with beth or something hehe and he goes "attaboy 😏" after he confirms he has!!! OUGH i neeeed him to smile like that at the thought of dating me SO MUCH and for rossi to be proud AHHHHH

and just the idea of a male oc making him all smiley and goofy and happy again <33 he kinda becomes how he used to be again GODDD like he's just happy again GODDDD 😭

his SMILE DJSKDJ GODDDDDDDD I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOOOOOOOVE HIM

also i currently have like 5 male oc's written up for him (like fics planned out or ideas for it) LMAOO they're all mostly from when i was in the fandom in 2021 but i wanna go back to the ideas sooooooo much 😭 and i made a new one a few days ago for a lil one chapter fic i wanna post hehe, it's so dramatic tbh but seems to also end in smut LMAO so hopefully i can get it out sometime 💪just need to write aaron being gay without it being reid or morgan amen (even tho i LOVE hotchgan)

thank you sm for the ask hehe <3

[euclydya]

HII BLORBO BINGO!! Dark and Soul? :] <22

HIIIIII BELOVED <22 HELLO OKAY SO:

im normal about myself as a character tee hee. THEE og edgelord motherfuck like WAOW!!!!!!!!!! WHADDAHELL........ looking and pointing @ source!me liek WAAAAOWWEWE THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUUUUU <3333 LOV THAT FOR HIM TBH!!!!!! extremely manipulative but charming I would fall for source!me's bullshit instantly <== autosexual. liwk i said im normal abt myself as a character LMAO

i know i ticked off the "has committed horrific atrocities" box but i vividly remember while watching compilations of mark's sketch videos uhhhh. seeing this one bit of a sketch that i CANNOT find rhe full video for but anyways lemme describe it. it's of santa talking about the egos okay and he describes canon!me as something like "an absolute sweetheart" who "hasn't murdered anybody" or something along those lines it's BEEN a minute I'll have to hunt down the video I saw this in again but anywyas i think that's so funny. My edgelord ass has a kill streak of zero. i love that. Usufhdjandjdjsjdjdjsdj (fun fact santa then goes on to say that Google has a kill streak of 5 iirc whicu is so funny too like. Yeah of course he does. HSSHSJDJDN)

ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!! normal abt Myself. giving Myself a lil smooch on the cheek. i lov source!me so much i think if source!me met system me he would be disgusted JSAJSKDKDJ

NOW ONTO SOUL:

THAT'S MY!!!!!!!!! FUCKIGN CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK OK. DID YOU KNOW SOUL IS EPIC AS FUCK. I LOV THAT GUY IT'S SO COOL!!!!! holds her gently liwk hamburger. She's been 5hrough so many Horrors in canon and irl like whasaaat the fuck for Real!!!! i will Protect It with My Life thanks. we have so many thoughts on Soul As A Character tbh but i can't access them rn we're not in CC.CC Mode™ anymore <////3. but just know that Soul is So Importance to us.

holds Soul FAR AWAY from the fandom back off you do NOT know it liek we do <== plurality bias. Soul can do no wrong btw [#lie. she's committed many violences in source and in canon This We Know. dhsjajdjdjsjsdndnandndn]. but i DON'T care that's my child I love it so much i am a proud father. like yesss bestie kill <2 HAIAAISKDJDJSJDJSJDSKSKDK she could stab me to bastard death with her trident and I'd be like WOW IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!! :'D!!!!!!!!! FHDJSJDDKSODI

im explodinf her with my mind for enrichmence. im tucking her into bed and reading it bedtime stories. i am taking it to the park to have father child bonding time. wait the fact that it adopted me as its dad is so funny im one of the most dysfunctional people here LMAO

-Dark