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i have no recollection of where I got this image or why I saved it to my phone. I mean yeah it DOES go hard as fuck

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CYST ON MY DICK FELL OFF! now its walking around the room. eat your heart out, Alphonse Elric, it's time for Cyst Man
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i just took an edible 30 minutes ago and i just got an email thats like. "IMPORTANT URGENT ALERT. next week we're inviting all of several law enforcement agencies to campus to do practice training on campus please stay out of their way. for several days." what the fuck kind of cocomelon shit is being done to me right now
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Do these Brothers Karamazov characters smoke weed?
Fyodor: it’s happened. But not habitually.
Grigory: Thinks weed is from the devil and if you smoke you will not see the gates of heaven.
Marfa: Tried it once or twice as a young woman but doesn’t partake anymore, in part due to Grigory. #FreeHer
Ivan: tried it once and got so so so so scared. Hit the cart, saw the devil, and started having a panic attack at the sesh. Ohh poor thang. He can’t hang.
Dmitry: Not really a fan, but not a prude about it. Will partake occasionally. Prefers alcohol.
Grushenka: She’s rolling FAT girl blunts with lavender and rose. She has an adorable and extravagant stash box.
Katerina Ivanovna: No and she looks down on people who do. But she smokes Virginia slims when she’s stressing.
Alyosha: Controversially, has tried it.
Father Zossima: level 10000 oldhead wizard stoner. Starts and ends every single day with a bowl in the monastery garden. Has not had a tolerance break since he was like 20. It’s a plant, a natural medicine, and one of God’s creations.
Smerdyakov: Yes, alone in his room at night. And he is NOT fucking sharing.
Marya Kondratyevna: Prefers gummies. It makes her cough :(
Rakitin: Every single day. He reeks of it. And he does NOT clean his bong.
Kolya Krassotkin: who do you think is selling to Rakitin
Madame Kholakova: yes and it’s a secret from Lise
Lise: yes and it’s a secret from Madame Kholakhova
#george.txt#the brothers karamazov#this is my best post ever. I should just delete my blog#pashaposting#weedposting
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they should make a vbros freemium phone game in the style of simpson's tapped out & family guy quest for stuff where you build the venture compound and has seperate maps for places like their new york location & gargantua 2. pete & billy would be the characters that convince you to buy the premium currency that lets you skip build wait times. character dialogue acknowledges timeline inconsistencies such as dead characters conveniently being alive again due to fan popularity or plot convenience.
#🖍️#weedposting#is this anything. i love these kinds of games as time wasters n it could be fun#venture bros#vbros
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"who radicalized you" the magic of friendship and love
#mlp#weedposting#no fr though theyll make fun of you for saying it#but being kind and accepting of eachother is so much nicer and blissful#and they made it into a 'cringe' 'edgy' 'ironic' thing to call out how bad the world has become (e.g. “we live in a society”)#kill them with kindness is a real thing i do it always (IRL at least i joke back to anons sometimes)#and its so much more satisfying to be nice and see them get confused and frustrated at why they arent bothering you#plus youll just feel nicer if you arent mean to people. i fear that is common sense but people seem to be lacking that anymore
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Frank Iero is secretly gay for his wife
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Thinking about being stoned and having someone suck on my tiddies
#probably getting stoned in 15 minutes lol#anyone wanna visit?#have a nice cuddle?#wlw smut#sapphic nsft#wlw nsft#wlw ns/fw#lesbian ns/fw#lesbian nsft#queer ns/fw#queer nsft#nsft lesbian#weedposting#girls who smoke weed#stoner posting#lesbian#sapphic#wlw#wlw post#x
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Cannabis has a high chance to get caught by the bugs.
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friends are losing it watching me play this. i take my tea parties seriously
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what's quag doing moodboard
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Funny thing about Zelda is how the game where you turn into a wild animal is Twilight Princess but the one where the princess is trapped in the dark place is Breath of the Wild. Is this anything
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Guys I think Dalinar from The Stormlight Archive is one of the Characters Of All Time tbh. Like what do you mean he's tormented for not protecting his brother when he should have? What do you mean he loves his sons but doesn't know how to connect to his younger one. What do you mean he doesn't even have any memories of his wife???? God I hope he doesn't turn out to be an awful person. (I'm only on page 368 out of 1001.)
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