#weeee heehee

[advertisesouls-a]

Hearing the praise that Alastor lavished upon her boosted her ego all the more (though, it's not as if she needed the lift... ah, hell, who was she to turn down the sweet words and affections from her beloved?) Slowly, her head leans into the hold he has on her chin before she returns the squeeze to her hand with her own.

What helped to put her in even more of a good mood (if that was even possible at this point) is seeing his reaction over how meticulous she made the setting for their perfect date night. Why, it even draws out a small excited coo from her in response, which caused a dusting of pink to cross her cheeks.

"Ah, you've never shown any disinterest towards that, my love!" Gladly joining him on the couch and snuggling in close to him, Xifeng grabs the remote and turns the television on, switching it effortlessly to where the video was already paused on what she believed was the right moment. "We'll have to thank Charlie for showing me how to do this since we'd both be rather lost here. Anyway, let the show begin!"

Her finger pressed the play button on the footage, which started the tape to her grand performance on that fateful day.

"Have to disagree with you there! Radio's not dead, but it is ending this broadcast!" were the last words Alastor spoke before vanishing into the comfort and safety of the shadows once more.

For a few moments, Xifeng believed that things were still going to be okay… until she could hear Adam scream to the group to 'taste his holy light, fuckers' while sending blast after blast towards them, enough to knock Charlie, Vaggie, and the others off of their feet and onto the ground below.

"But… Alastor was supposed to handle him!" Charlie exclaimed, before the unsettling realization hit her. "Oh, no, he must be…"

Unfortunately, this was right within earshot for Xifeng, who had just stabbed another angel with the custom-made spear that Alastor commissioned for her. Surely it wasn't true, right…?

Right?

But, if it wasn't true, then she'd be able to sense him, and——

Oh, these angels were all going to pay in blood for taking Alastor away from her just like that. As an opportunistic angel thought to sneak up on Xifeng when she wasn't looking, she turned her spear into a scythe and beheaded the Exorcist as a little bit of their blood got on her clothes. She calmly walked towards the front entrance of the hotel's grounds as her rage and anger was boiling inside, and yet, her composure never betrayed her.

"Xifeng, wait, you can't——!" Charlie pleaded with the advertiser before she merely turned her head and smiled over her shoulder at the princess with Xifeng returning her full attention to the first man himself.

"Your name is Adam, correct?" Xifeng calmly asked through the chaos while her gaze wandered upward towards the first man.

"Uh, yeah. Who the fuck are you?" Adam questioned, temporarily ceasing his assault against the hotel and its' patrons.

"Xifeng. I'm going to make you and yours beg for mercy, of which will never come, for I'll personally torment your souls until time itself ends."

That earned raucous laughter from Adam until…

Until an ear-piercing cry emanated from Xifeng as her wings sprouted from her back before she kicked off in the sky, finally allowing all of her rage and hurt manifest in searing flames that shielded her from any incoming attacks as well as her own wings in a swirling orb. The flames continued to scorch the battlefield, but not her allies, until all of that energy was released in the angels' direction in a massive wave the flames themselves hot enough to melt off their wings and make it easier for those on the ground below to hit them.

In Xifeng's place stood a magnificent, and rather gigantic, obsidian and crimson phoenix that also had a smattering of orange and yellow tipped feathers. Without wasting any more time, her wings flapped, which sent a huge gust of wind down below as she flew straight towards Adam with the intent to murder him in an inferno twister as the tips of her feathers were sent to pierce, and kill, the angels that scrambled to protect Adam from her.

"…anyone else not know that she could do that?" Angel Dust muttered, picking himself off of the ground to jump into the fray again.

If someone told Alastor that he'd be actually excited to watch something on a television screen? He wouldn't believe them, but hey, he'll indulge in anything he make dislike if it means supporting and watching his future wife completely annihilate their enemy.

"You are certainly easy to convince, aren't you? You wouldn't be an elite advertiser if you weren't~! Besides, a woman of her word always has my heart." Fingertips run against her chin for a moment, before his hand affectionate squeezed at her hand.

Even the radio demon himself feels unbelievably giddy, excited to even see such an adorable set up done. How does she know how to always set up the perfect date for them? He swears it's enough to make him blush, but he hides it thanks to his big grin.

"As am I! Since when have I showed disinterest for a bit of pizazz as the youth of today say? Besides, I hardly mind when it comes to you, my dearest." Sitting on the couch, his hands hold her's to lead her to sit next to him. "Hm...You will have to work this picture box for me, I personally can't figure out how such a thing works."

[dronebiscuitbat]

Oil is Thicker Then Blood (Part 8)

Both drones landed in the spire at once, just beating out the morning sun as it rose on the horizon. They both looked back at it, before Uzi laughed and lurched forward, nearly landing in the sun.

“Uzi!” N felt himself move instinctually to her side, only for Uzi to hoist herself up, although still hunched over, halfway holding herself up with the hand on her wing.

“B-brown out. I'm A-okay-y-y.” Her voice glitched although she sounded more bubbly then he'd ever heard her, giggling like mad. And her eyelights exceptionally dim.

“Let's get some some rest then, come on.” N smiled, keeping a lid on the situation that just unfolded and focusing on her well-being.

“Sure” She spread her wings out to fly up to his nest only for them to suddenly retract into her with a snap. Almost sending her careening into the floor, if N hadn't caught her with his arm.

“Heehee… whoops.” She hummed, still giggling slightly, it seemed that on low charge, certain functions got turned off to conserve power. Like her wings, or her sense of balance, or… her sense at all.

Uzi gripped lightly onto his shoulder to keep herself upright, her other hand holding onto his arm that he'd caught her with. She blinked slowly, like she was fighting off sleep.

“Uh, m-i-i-ight need a hand.” She said, looking over at him with a wary smile. Ah, so she was at least partially aware.

‘Right, hold tight.” He picked her up bridal style and flew up to his nest, ignoring both his growing fluster and her “weeee!” as they went up. He released her, and she fell face first into it, before rolling to the side to give him some room.

He sat on the edge, putting his wings away, watching as the low battery indicator on her visor blinked even more frantically. It didn't make sense on why she'd been so low in only a day, unless she hadn't slept at all in awhile.

“Sorry, it's not as soft as yours.” He apologized, although she didn't seem to notice, squishing the nearest pillow in her fingers and letting out another sleepy giggle.

“I like it, you're like a bird…” She cooed before another brown out hit her system, causing her to breifly enter sleep-mode before coming right back out with a stream of happy giggles.

“You need sleep.” He said, taking the pillow gently from her and smiling, taking great care to remain perched on the side of the nest, any contact would likely send him into a flustered mess right now.

“So do you! Come here!” She grinned, patting the empty spot next to her, another blush crept up to his visor, but reluctantly he laid next to her, tossing the pillow aside.

“Is this be-” As soon as he'd gotten comfortable, Uzi shuffled right up next to him, curled under his arm, and her tail wrapped around his leg, much like his had always done.

“You're more comfortable then my bed anyway…” She purred, before her systems all but forced her to enter sleep mode, her grip going slack and all the eyes on her tail closing.

Leaving N to stare up at the ceiling, feeling his best freinds core humming into his side, her vents taking in air, and her soft silicone cheek burying into him.

His core was like a drum, whirring and taking in oil to try and cool himself off, his eyes wide, a more and more noticeable blush stained his face. The more he thought about the day.

He had a crush on Uzi.

And he'd probably had one for awhile, considering the strength it all hit him at once, he felt like screaming, either from his stupidity, or just because of how overwhelming it felt; he wasn't sure.

She mumbled in her sleep, her tail tightened around him. And his core tightened even more, her brought her closer, even if it made his temperature rise a few ticks.

He'd kept that song playing on repeat, letting the image of her wash over him again and again, each time he had something new to admire, her hair turning pinkish blue, her wings shining light between them, the embers dancing next to her face…

Holy hell had he fallen hard.

He moved a strand of hair out of her face before realizing she still had her beanie on, so he gently removed it, letting free her purple and black hair, he felt her tense, before relaxing.

He wanted to card his fingers through her hair, or pull her close so he could feel her core beat next to his, or even just… hold her hand as she slept.

He let out a shaky breath, and his hand tangled in her hair without his conscious input, detangling each strand with his fingers.

This proximity was both fueling his nerves and the tugging on his core. This… did not feel the same as it did with V. Maybe it was because Uzi was already his best freind, that it felt so much heavier in his chest.

“Nnnh… N…?” He froze solid, glancing over at her visor, it still said [Sleep Mode] but she was still reacting slightly to his touch in her hair.

“Shhhh…” It came involuntary out of his mouth, and his hand resumed it's journey through her hair, a small smile made it's way to her face, and it spread to his, his core swarmed with butterflies as her arm wrapped around him, gripping the fur of his jacket and pulling herself ever closer.

She was so cuddly when she slept…

What was he going to do…? She had so much stress on her shoulders right now, she didn't need… this! His weird, awkward feelings that he just now realized he had for his very pretty best freind.

He frowned, he couldn't just tell her… the chances were she didn't feel the same way, she didnt… like stutter, or seem to act any differently then she always did around him. She was… less prickly sure, but that didn't mean much. They were freinds.

So another crush he had to keep to himself, he could do that right? He could just act normal. Be there for her in all the ways he always was and just… not mention it. At least until they figured out everything that was going on. Then… then he'd tell her, and maybe she'd feel the same way? Or… reject him. Like V had.

But Uzi wasn't V. She wouldn't break his heart like that. If anything she'd just laugh! And tell him something like “ew you're so sappy N.” And then it would be over, and she'd know and they would move on.

For now though, his mind was made up, he could keep it to himself, just for a little bit right? Until they found Doll and figured out what was happening. Yeah, yeah he definitely could.

Uzi made a squeak before she began twitching, her tail beginning to constrict tightly around his leg, her body shook, and small beeps came from her system.

“No… no…no…” N was knocked out of this thoughts, replaced with concern, he turned his body to face her, ignoring his strumming core and cupped her cheek.

“Uzi?” He whispered, and although she was still solidly in sleep mode, he heard her whimper, her visor glitching with the solver symbol, he felt her curl in on herself, as if she was terrified.

“N…V…” She murmured, shuddering, fingers balling it fists, breathing getting erratic and uneven.

“I'm right here Zi…” He ran a thumb over her cheek, his other hand pulling her close into his chest, he felt her core whirring as hard as it would go, and another whimper escaped her mouth.

“It's okay.” He wasn't sure why he was talking, he wasn't even sure she could hear him. But it did seem to be working, the slower symbol slowly fizzling out.

“I'm sorry… I'm sorry… I'm sorry…” Her voice was small, weak, and distant. It sounded so scared.

“I'm here, it's okay…” He didn't know what else to say, his tail found her own and wrapped around it in an attempt to comfort her in her sleep.

“H-help…”

He gulped, he wished he could do more, but her systems had forced her to sleep and now it was impossible to wake her up, he had no idea what horror she was experiencing, but his hand found her back, pushing her head into her chest, right above his core.

He felt her tense before one of her hands found the one retreating from her cheek, grabbing it and holding it so tight it almost hurt.

“Leave me?”

Oh

“Never.” He squeezed back, and finally she seemed to settle, the grip on his hand loosened, but now he was tangled up in her legs, unable to move. His face lighting up in a golden blush.

Yeah… he could definitely keep this to himself, no problem…

Next ->

[animaticaskblog]

*wow…its doorstopper*

heehee! i love my grass! i love my trees! i just love my home! with yummy plant life!

hmmm…phones cause pollution which in turn destroys the trees and the grass!

phones do what.

yes! i am exclamation mark! hello!

HWHWHWHWHEHAIWIDJFFJHRHEJAJAJAHSJFJRHEHWHIM SO MAAAAD ANIMATIC HAS A PHONE HES KILLING MY GRASS

*picks up spas 12*

“yay! uppies!”

GRHRHRHRHRHRHRH *runs at animatic*

*meanwhile…* I LOVE MY PH-

DIE

*they shoot the phone out of animatics hands* WHAT NO!!!

“heehee! weeee!”

thats what it deserved.

*somewhere else..*

*phone lands next to the SULKING doodle..*

oh. great.

[uncannyvalleysys]

hshghhaaaaah hb. jhhaaahahahhs ahha. sshhh shhhhhjhh ahhhghaa ^_^ hhhhaaahaha heehee hoohoohee aaahaahaa weeee >_< hh.h

[elite-amarys]

Amarys closes her eyes, forgetting about the entirety of the bonfire just as quickly as she had been reminded of it. The rest of the world seems to fade away, until it is just her and Carmine alone in this moment.

The kiss is light, but Amarys finds herself unable to tell how long they stayed like that. Which is unusual for her, given that she is normally very preoccupied with the passage of time. But the anxiety she might normally feel at this is absent, replaced instead with a fluttering joy.

When they do break apart Amarys pushes her forehead into Carmine's, giggling a bit. "I have wanted to do that for a long time as well." She admits. Her eyes open, and she attempts to focus on Carmine despite how close they are. "I cannot wait to build this relationship with you."

canyon biome bonfire event: open (+1 private starter)

[As Carmine rocks up to the Canyon Biome, one could be forgiven for easily mistaking the girl as calm as can be. The ever present neutral face that almost looks like a scowl is there, though the second someone sees her, she puts on a smile like nothing is wrong. The ways her nervousness are expressed are through the worrying at her sleeves, fidgeting and adjusting them almost constantly as she keeps trying to psyche herself up.

But at least for the party, Carmine is pretty cordial. If you call 'taking personal offense to any wallflowers' cordial, then Carmine is the very picture of it! ...Speaking of, if you happen to be wallflowering without perfectly good seeming reason, Carmine is going to go over--]

"Hey, come on. What's with this? Don't tell me you're nervous to be at a party or something?"

[Of course, Carmine is going to be out and mingling about too--checking in with people, doing anything she can to keep herself occupied, so if you happen to see her? Feel free to flag her down for conversation, she'll gladly oblige.]

for @elite-amarys

[She's so nervous. She's so damn nervous. But if she keeps worrying the entire night away, what else is she going to do?

It takes a bit for Carmine to work up her gumption, after being a social butterfly of course. She breathes deep, centering herself (just as her anger management therapist has told her, again and again--) before going over to where Amarys is and flagging her best friend down.

...Yes, she may have been waiting for the song she picked out on the playlist to come on SHUT UP--]

"Amarys! You've gone and outdone yourself tonight, look at all of this! Everyone looks like they're having an amazing time." Carmine's grin is bright, though slightly nervous--likely in a way only Amarys can tell. "Don't suppose I could spirit you away for just a little bit...?"

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

being single is like haha heehee weeee im having so much fun 😊😊😊 (starts crying and throwing up) yippeeeeee i love being on my own

[tellethia]

lakes are so fun to play in lalalalala heehee WEEEE *pushes you away in the scaphism boat*

[allamalad]

HEEHEE SILLY ANCIENT POST GO WEEEE

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[mechawolfie]

aaaa I forgot to upload this.. working on pony sonas <3

[griffin-wood]

maybe that's what this is all about, someone to go on 2 am drives with; or moon sighting during the night - remembering their coffee order, and when the universe feels a little bit too heavy, the hands will hold you — as the words 'im here' was whispered through the lips. And in the dimmed light we danced without our hands tied; because we are something.

— kent & maia. (funsies purposes ✨)

[amalgamrex]

heehee weeee

I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get

[secretsappyabode]

PLEASE i appreciate your support and kind words on my date night art with Kabu it was a DELIGHT to read, thank you Tiff ✨🧡!!!!!!!!

I wanted to ask, what're your favorite qualities about Stan? What would he say his favorite qualities about you are 👀?

Clover @tex-treasures

WAAAAHH OF COURSE ITS MY PLEASURE!!! :>

(rubs my fuckin hands together) fave qualities eh? HOO where do I start

My fave qualities are; the goofy grin he gets when he tells a bad joke. he likes to entertain ppl any chance he gets, even if the jokes are terrible. second, his fighting skills 👀👀, not only is it cool to watch him beat up some bad guys, or fight against zombies, but also??? hot as hell 😳💦 his hugs!! big arms to hold me with, big round belly to squish and hold onto, the way i can bury my face into the crook of his neck!!! good shit!!! and sometimes his stubble scratches my face a bit hehe he has a rough exterior but he’s also a big softie on the inside. look hes a jerk, but he has a heart of gold. no matter how much he might try and play it off, he cares abt the ppl in his life, and its just really nice to see!! hes also protective over his family; despite everything he just goes all out for them like he loves his family so much to the point of self sacrifice and aaaaa ;A;  also???? hes just so endearing all together!! like yeah he has his charisma, yknow what with him being a conman and all that, but the mans cute ok!!!! he sings to himself whenever hes doing some mundane task, he made dipper and mabel fishing hats, he tears up when mabel gives him the “our hero” sash, HES JUST SO ;;;;;;A;;;;;;; one more thing i gotta mention, he can be pretty perceptive. he can tell when ppl are sad, and will always offer to listen to them talk. and sometimes he helps take their mind off of whats bothering them! that rly helps me out, cuz sometimes i struggle with expressing my negative feelings, and i tend to just shrug it off. but stan manages to sniff them out, and he pulls me to the side like “hey i noticed you were doing this lately, something troubling ya?” and then we just talk abt it. it helps me string a proper sentence together and sort out my thoughts. he helps keep things real, cuz sometimes i dont even notice smth is bad until hes like “oof hon thats not ok. you cant let them treat you like that.” he helps me recognise bad treatment and disrespect, and im forever grateful for that cuz shits hard to tell sometimes ;A; 

As for stan I reckon he’d say smth like this: “Fave qualities about her? Geez, where do I even start? Okay, first things first, she is the sweetest most adorable gal I’ve ever met. I’m not kiddin’ when i say she’ll give ya cavities. Second, she…she always knows what to say, y’know? Sometimes when I’m having a day that’s just the absolute shits, she swoops in, says a couple of sweet words and BOOM, instant mood lifter. I don’t know how or where she gets this amount of wisdom from, but man, she knows just how to make ya feel heard and…and wanted. She’s great like that.

“She gives great hugs too, she’s so soft and squishy, i even tried to get her a patent for it!! Her hugs should be shared with the world! Could cure depression with that!! Heh heh, nah but for real, there’s just something about the way she holds ya. It’s so close and warm, comforting even. Look, I’m a big guy in case ya can’t tell, and I love bein’ the big spoon, but sometimes...sometimes you gotta let her do it. It’s-it’s just nice, yknow?

“OH!! how could I forget?? Her voice. Hooooo baby I could listen to her sing until I leave this crummy plane of existence. Even sirens are jealous of her, hell, I suspected her as one at the beginning. Not only does she have the voice of an angel, she’s got the most amazing laugh. If I make her laugh, I feel like a million bucks. Like, I KNOW I did something right if I got a laugh out of her. ‘Cause she’s really funny too!! The shit the comes outta her mouth, lemme tell ya. 

“But there’s one thing I really do appreciate, it’s how patient and considerate she is with everyone. Don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely the kinda gal that can kick some serious butt when it counts, but THAT’S why she can be so intense. She believes in that “humans have always been kind” kinda stuff, and that’s somethin’ i’ve seen her fight for. It’s...kinda inspiring actually. The moment i saw her treat my brother with this...i dunno, gentleness? Just this straight forward kindness that’s kinda blunt but also...real? I dunno what I’m sayin’. But basically, I knew that she was a keeper the moment i saw those two together. 

“WELP, that’s enough emotional vulnerability for today!! Eesh, i rambled too much. I gotta scram, but thanks again for the ask, kiddo! You take care, you hear?”

[aesrot]

i've been informed of my obligations of liveblogging ep. 53, and i, as a very moral person who deffinetly doesnt break the law, have brought to you

EP. 53 (SPOILER ALLERT), my thoughts/reaction, wrote this while listening, here we go weeee

-drey!!!!!!! (more like ep 52 here, but u get it)

-holy fuck woah wow okay, grizzly jeez calm down, bro

this is a robbery, hand the gender calmly and no one gets hurt🔫

-fucking obsessed with grizzlys reaction to the baby dices, smashing the replay button on his little "heehee"

-NOOO JAY FAMILY TRAUMA

-i bond w jay through family issues, give me a hug bestie, you did nothing wrong T.T

-"jay, im stuck in your dad" "dont say it like that"

-not charlie looking sea animals facts mid session ashgxhj

-ah yes, jillian and gay

-this is so fucked up this is so fucked up

-"gillion went down with a smile" DAMNNN

-BRO. BRO. WHAT. NO NOT MY JAY NOT MY JAY BRPO

-AAA CONDI :((((((

-i canNOT see someone crying without my eyes immediately starting to tear up,

-FUCK YOU JAY'S FATHER I HOPE YOU DIE

-SOBBING T.T

-Condi Condifiction you are fucking amazing, you deserve the world.

-and they are back with the jokes, just like that. GIVE ME A MOMENT TO RECOVER MAN

-uhhh why is charlie using the death dice tower??

-yes kill him jay, kill that poor attempt of a father

-uhoh theyre fucked. so fed up w the navy bro hhhh

-not being chased? everything calm? thats suspicious. thats weird.

-aww man theyre a family your honor T.T see mr. ferin?? THIS is what family looks like. fucking piece of shit.

-old man earl our beloved sajshsdahds

-everyone loving grizzlys pants, as they should

AND THATS A WRAP, hope you enjoyed my sadness you fuckers /j, but fr now, this is the content i signed for, i fucking love angst. but also *gasp* im sad now, who would've thought. omw to sob under the blankets, bye.

-bonus:

[jamespeppersalt]

Saizo/Selkie PC Support

You tried Saizo

Saizo/Selkie PC Support

 C Support

 Selkie: Wee~! This is so FUN!

 Selkie: Ah, I just love playing when the sun is out! There’s so much to do!

 Selkie: All this open space to enjoy the day…

 Selkie: Nobody around, and nothing in my way! ♪

 Selkie: Ooh, a butterfly! ♪ C’mere, Mr. Butterfly!

 (Selkie leaves)

 Saizo: *huff, huff* She’s so FAST…

 Saizo: “Nothing in her way”, hm. She’s so carefree…

 Selkie: WEEEE!

 Saizo: *sigh* There she goes again…

 Selkie: Huh? Is that my Papa I see?

 Selkie: Hello, Papa! Are you here to play with me?

 Saizo: Ah… you saw me.

 Selkie: Of course I did, silly! I could recognize you anywhere!

 Selkie: What are you doing here, silly? Shouldn’t you be out ninja-ing or something?

 Saizo: “Ninja-ing” is not a real word, Selkie.

 Selkie: Pfft, whatever.

 Selkie: But you must be out here for some reason! You come to watch me play a lot.

 Saizo: You noticed me?

 Selkie: Well, duh! I noticed you every time!

 Saizo: …Perhaps I need to work on my stealth.

 Selkie: C’mon, Papa! You can tell me!

 Saizo: …Fine.

 Saizo: If you must know, I follow you to make sure you remain safe, and employ extra safeguards to make doubly sure.

 Selkie: What?!

 Selkie: Why would you do that? I’m not a baby anymore, you know!

 Saizo: No… but I recognize that you are quite naïve, which is the fault of myself and your father.

 Selkie: I’m not naïve! Well… not enough that I need a constant guardian!

 Saizo: I just want to protect you, Selkie.

 Selkie: Pfft, I don’t NEED to be protected, Papa.

 Selkie: Well, if you’re here, you could at least play with me!

 Saizo: I don’t “play”.

 Selkie: C’mon; daddies should play with their daughters!

 Selkie: Besides, if we play hide-and-seek, you can work on your ninja-ing! It’ll be fun!

 Saizo: That’s still not a word, but… if you think it will be of benefit.

 Selkie: YAY!

 Selkie: Alright, but if I win, you have to stop following me. Promise?

 Saizo: Hmph. Fine.

 Selkie: Okay! On the count of ten. I’ll shut my eyes!

 Selkie: One… two… three…

 Saizo: (I suppose I must humor her…)

 (Saizo leaves)

 Selkie: Four… five… six-seven-eight-nine-TEN!

  B Support

 Selkie: Ha! I found you again!

 Saizo: Ugh… this is the fortieth time.

 Selkie: Yeah, I’d think you’d’ve come up with better strategies by now!

 Saizo: Very funny.

 Selkie: Well… we could always make it best fifty out of a hundred.

 Saizo: No, I don’t think that’s necessary.

 Selkie: Ha! So you’ll stop following me?

 Saizo: Yes. You’ve beaten me, fair and square.

 Selkie: Hooray! I love winning!

 Selkie: Besides, it’s not like there’s a point if I know where you are all the time.

 Saizo: I don’t care if you know I’m there.

 Saizo: I just want to protect my daughter.

 Selkie: Papa, I’m a grown Kitsune. I can take care of myself.

 Selkie: Even if I am a bit nigh-heave—

 Saizo: Naïve.

 Selkie: Whatever. Even so, I know how to take care of myself.

 Saizo: Whatever you say.

 Selkie: Hmph. I can tell that you don’t actually believe me.

 Saizo: Quite astute of you.

 Saizo: Well, if you’ll excuse me, I believe you’ve won our little bet, so I will take my leave.

 (Saizo leaves)

 Selkie: Hmph! He still doesn’t believe I can take care of myself.

 Selkie: I’ll show him…

  A Support

 Selkie: Papa! Are you alright?

 Saizo: Selkie… you…

 Saizo: …You saved me.

 Selkie: You dummy! You can’t go getting hurt in battle like that!

 Selkie: I know you were trying to protect me. I’m glad I was there to save you, but…

 Selkie: What if you’d DIED for me? Do you think I would have been able to stand that?!

 Saizo: Please, don’t cry.

 Saizo: I should apologize, Selkie.

 Saizo: I shouldn’t have put myself in danger. And…

 Saizo: I shouldn’t have misjudged you so horribly.

 Selkie: Huh? What do you mean?

 Saizo: All your life, your father and I wanted to shelter you from the outside world.

 Saizo: I thought you’d carried that naivety with you when you left your Deeprealm… but I was wrong.

 Saizo: Though you still have the mannerisms of a young girl on occasion…

 Saizo: I can see that my little girl has grown into a fine young woman.

 Selkie: Y-you really mean it?

 Saizo: Wholeheartedly.

 Selkie: Papa…

 Saizo: You’re young for a Kitsune. I can’t blame you if you don’t always act your age in human years.

 Saizo: But it was wrong of me to treat you like a child.

 Saizo: I promise to refrain from being so overprotective from now on.

 Selkie: Aw, thank you, Papa.

 Selkie: But you were at least partially right. I can’t go around acting like a mewling kit all the time.

 Saizo: You don’t have to change at all, Selkie.

 Saizo: I don’t know what I’d do without my spunky little girl.

 Selkie: Heehee! Alright, then.

 Selkie: Does… does this mean you’ll still come play with me?

 Saizo: Hmph. If that’s what you want.

 Selkie: YAY!

 Selkie: I love you, Papa.

 Saizo: I love you, too.

 Saizo: Now, let’s see if I can’t best you at hide-and-seek, eh?

[colloidalamber]

Potentially one of the most dangerous members of my cast but is also very "Heehee weeee!" Coded. Funny doggy mc wolfy

It's really funny how briar to my friends is always like "aw he's so cute, I wish I could shake him around like a rabid dog does to a chew toy." And you know what? Fair.

[cadaverousdecay]

#:( #puts you in the lake gently

glug glug glub glub bbbbllllll glub glub heehee weeee

someone rescue me oh my god its so fucking hot i cant deal with this im going to melt and explode and die and kill im too hot its hotter than the core of the sun for realsies im esploding prljrkesjrkjes